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the magnus archives is a work place comedy

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Michael, you would fall and turn the white snow red as strawberries in the summertime.

Edit: i forgot to say, but yes! The caption is indeed lyrics from the song "White Winter Hymnal" By Fleet Foxes!

Super inspired by @weevildead 's michael painting! I hesitate to post this bc it was super experimental, and i hate the hair and how unblended the edges are w the obvious layers and weird blurring and stray marks...but idc im posting it.

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Michael Shelley but for whatever reason, he didn’t get eaten by the spiral and has to continue working for the Magnus Institute 🙃

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Old unposted art (shits scary)

check out my comms

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Just remembered I never posted this new class of 09 art, so uh.. drops this at u like Eminem.

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i’d like everyone to know there is a “conservative wikipedia” that has two pages for “best conservative songs” and “worst liberal songs”. oingo boingo appears on both of these lists and these are the picks

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dog wants shish kebab

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I love Oingo Boingo so much I had a dream last night where Danny Elfman was hiding in a room under my school and I gave him a hug <3

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thinking about the time in freshman year highschool when I found out the senior guy who was bullying me was actually a semifinalist on America Ninja Warrior ???

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lowkey shaking and twitching because I haven’t eaten a single vitamin today

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Endless Community 5/???

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*insert funny comment abt Tenna here*

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'Sorry, Elias. I can't hear you. There's – a door in the way.'

or when in doubt, do a Leyendecker study (JC leyendecker "Childhood Thanksgiving,"November 26, 1927)

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photobooth shenanigans 📸

bonus property damage!!

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I've had this in my head for ages

I got a speed paint (is that what it's called?) Under the cut too :)