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falil · 5 months ago
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So
I had this idea
The Miya twins
being brothers yk
forgot their first names so it'll just be blondie and gray except they're both actually brownhaired here since they're like 13 yo or smt (bare with me 🙏)
basically the prompt is "Gray : How can I be homophobic, my bitch is gay
Blondie: I'M NOT!!?"
They both share pretty much the same taste in girls, okay
Like every time Blondie sees a pretty girl at school, he'll tell Gray and if Gray finds a hot actress/female singer, he'll tell Blondie...and it kind of became one of their things.
But as he grows up Blondie slowly realizes that he also finds this guy from their volleyball club kinda pretty 🤨?
Okay, boys can be pretty too so what? It can't be that big of a deal 🙄
And oh, well, the lead actor in the movie Gray just put on on their shared laptop was also pretty hot 🤨?
Blondie was reeeally trying to focus on the lead actress- which is the reason they picked this movie in the first place- but was the scene where the lead actor rip off his shirt really that necessary🤨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈??? NO he think the fuck NOT
Of course he wasn't going to discuss it with their parents and certainly not with Gray because he would tell their parents, so he did what all teenagers his age do at that age.
Googling it.
The twins have to share a computer at the moment since Gray spilled fcking Sprite on his... and that's how he found out about Blondie's search history (cuz that dumbss forgot to erase it and seems like he doesnt know about private browser mode neither)
Gray: omg ya so gay!!
Blondie: wtf-
Gray (showing the history) : I'm so going ta tell ma and pa!!
Blondie: What?! No, ya won't!! (he was really starting to panic and tried to get the computer back)
Gray: Damn, relax dude, I'm just messing with ya- ya can tell me, ya know that right? I won't judge ya.
Blondie: ya literally judging me, right now!!
Gray: Yeah, right, I was just saying, cuz like- actually how do they do that? Seems like a real pain in the ass -if ya know what I mean, huh 😏
Blondie: SHADDUP, I'm not gay!! and why did ya just watch it? Maybe ya the one who likes these kind of things!
Blondie: I'm not-
Gray: Well I'm certainly not the one bothored about it and who looks like he's about ta burst into tears
Gray: yeah whatever, I dont care
He was already moving on so fast, watching the stupidest video on ytb, eating popcorn
Blondie (with a pout) : Seriously, does it really not bother ya? at all?
Never did he really care what others thought of him. but maybe his brother's opinion mattered. A little.
Gray (already forgot the subject, mouth full with popcorn): what?
Blondie: urg. the gay thing.
Gray: Like I said, whatever. I don't care
Blondie: and... ya won't tell da parents?
Gray: Why should I
Blondie: I don't know... I thought ya would want yer revenge bc I snitched on ya, about the cookies and all
Gray: oh I am going to get my revenge. but not now. not with that. besides, I think ya're bi, not gay
Blondie: by?
Gray: yeah, like bisexual. it means ya like both men and women
Blondie: How do ya know all that 🤨🏳️‍🌈?
Gray (shrugs): Stuff I read on da internet. Ya know. when ya know how to use it.
Blondie: Oh fuck off! (pushes him aside to sit and watch the video with him)
So they did kept their thing of showing each other someone they personally find attractive.
turns out they do not share the same tastes in guys at. all.
Fin.
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sleeping-in-da-carboardbox · 7 months ago
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Beep boop meow
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outlying-hyppocrate · 1 year ago
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IT'S BEEN AN HOUR SINCE THEY WENT TO THE FUCKING MCDONALD'S ARE THEY OKAY?????????
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pensivespacepirate · 2 years ago
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memories, or the loss of it // Wolf 359, ep 41: Memoria // Malevolent, Coda // Wolf 359, ep 61: Brave New World // Malevolent, part 21: The Unconquerable // The Mechanisms, Ulysses Dies At Dawn: Riddle of the Sphinx // Wolf 359, ep 61: Brave New World
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bannysblog · 2 years ago
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The weather channel says its getting warm but i feel colder everyday that passes.
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catchymemes · 4 months ago
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emotionalwords · 11 months ago
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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
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soracities · 9 months ago
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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
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sleeplessv0id · 4 months ago
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what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy
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daily-spooky · 1 month ago
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remanence-of-love · 1 month ago
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letsbelonelytogetherr · 1 month ago
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— Nikita Gill
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ur-daily-inspiration · 6 months ago
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sadclowncentral · 3 months ago
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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
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sunfortune · 7 months ago
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real
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