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So
I had this idea
The Miya twins
being brothers yk
forgot their first names so it'll just be blondie and gray except they're both actually brownhaired here since they're like 13 yo or smt (bare with me 🙏)
basically the prompt is "Gray : How can I be homophobic, my bitch is gay
Blondie: I'M NOT!!?"
They both share pretty much the same taste in girls, okay
Like every time Blondie sees a pretty girl at school, he'll tell Gray and if Gray finds a hot actress/female singer, he'll tell Blondie...and it kind of became one of their things.
But as he grows up Blondie slowly realizes that he also finds this guy from their volleyball club kinda pretty 🤨?
Okay, boys can be pretty too so what? It can't be that big of a deal 🙄
And oh, well, the lead actor in the movie Gray just put on on their shared laptop was also pretty hot 🤨?
Blondie was reeeally trying to focus on the lead actress- which is the reason they picked this movie in the first place- but was the scene where the lead actor rip off his shirt really that necessary🤨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈??? NO he think the fuck NOT
Of course he wasn't going to discuss it with their parents and certainly not with Gray because he would tell their parents, so he did what all teenagers his age do at that age.
Googling it.
The twins have to share a computer at the moment since Gray spilled fcking Sprite on his... and that's how he found out about Blondie's search history (cuz that dumbss forgot to erase it and seems like he doesnt know about private browser mode neither)
Gray: omg ya so gay!!
Blondie: wtf-
Gray (showing the history) : I'm so going ta tell ma and pa!!
Blondie: What?! No, ya won't!! (he was really starting to panic and tried to get the computer back)
Gray: Damn, relax dude, I'm just messing with ya- ya can tell me, ya know that right? I won't judge ya.
Blondie: ya literally judging me, right now!!
Gray: Yeah, right, I was just saying, cuz like- actually how do they do that? Seems like a real pain in the ass -if ya know what I mean, huh 😏
Blondie: SHADDUP, I'm not gay!! and why did ya just watch it? Maybe ya the one who likes these kind of things!
Blondie: I'm not-
Gray: Well I'm certainly not the one bothored about it and who looks like he's about ta burst into tears
Gray: yeah whatever, I dont care
He was already moving on so fast, watching the stupidest video on ytb, eating popcorn
Blondie (with a pout) : Seriously, does it really not bother ya? at all?
Never did he really care what others thought of him. but maybe his brother's opinion mattered. A little.
Gray (already forgot the subject, mouth full with popcorn): what?
Blondie: urg. the gay thing.
Gray: Like I said, whatever. I don't care
Blondie: and... ya won't tell da parents?
Gray: Why should I
Blondie: I don't know... I thought ya would want yer revenge bc I snitched on ya, about the cookies and all
Gray: oh I am going to get my revenge. but not now. not with that. besides, I think ya're bi, not gay
Blondie: by?
Gray: yeah, like bisexual. it means ya like both men and women
Blondie: How do ya know all that 🤨🏳️🌈?
Gray (shrugs): Stuff I read on da internet. Ya know. when ya know how to use it.
Blondie: Oh fuck off! (pushes him aside to sit and watch the video with him)
So they did kept their thing of showing each other someone they personally find attractive.
turns out they do not share the same tastes in guys at. all.
Fin.
#haikyu!!#haikyuu#miya atsumu#miya osamu#miya twins#idk they are kinda funny#also I tried my best at writting all of this w/o using google translate lol#i hope it makes sense#quotes?#those are certainly not juste quotes#short story#I guess?#or just me rambling
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Beep boop meow
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IT'S BEEN AN HOUR SINCE THEY WENT TO THE FUCKING MCDONALD'S ARE THEY OKAY?????????
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memories, or the loss of it // Wolf 359, ep 41: Memoria // Malevolent, Coda // Wolf 359, ep 61: Brave New World // Malevolent, part 21: The Unconquerable // The Mechanisms, Ulysses Dies At Dawn: Riddle of the Sphinx // Wolf 359, ep 61: Brave New World
#mood board#?#quotes?#what do you call these??#malevolent spoilers#wolf 359 spoilers#w359 spoilers#ok i had to wipe my laptop drive today because i was locked out of windows - dont update windows 10 when you're locked out#and the drive was automatically encrypted unless i have my BitLocker recovery key. which i didn't set up#see the funny thing is Microsoft automatically enables encryption of your drive with BitLocker but doesn't tell you to set it up#i learnt of its existence after i was locked out. wonderful user guide microsoft i will now hate you forever#now i am grieving for what my laptop once was#a clean slate - it looks like my laptop but it isn't /my/ laptop anymore. it's just a laptop that i own whilst i hold all the memories#it wakes up fresh out of factory reset and feels the creak of the weathered hardware like it's been here before. that would fuck me up#another funny thing is i don't remember what i did and didnt back up so it is very much a let's find out together (oh fuck i lost that file#(my oops all wolf 359 docx ...... too large to save on my google drive.....)#the worst thing was my Minecraft folders. i forgot they aren't linked to your account. my screenshots since 2019.#sigh. still i must march on#wait#the mechansisms#ulysses dies at dawn#1 pic but still#could have put gone angels by mili#but i am very much in hell we live lament by mili for limbus company now#anyway#long post#tag rambling
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The weather channel says its getting warm but i feel colder everyday that passes.
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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
#q#lit#quotes#typography#essays and articles#id included#ismatu gwendolyn#youve been traumatized into hating reading and it makes you easier to oppress#threadings#m#x
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what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy
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#words#quotes#books#books and quotes#goth#gothic#witch#witchcore#witchblr#alternative#soft grunge#grunge#spooky#halloween#tumblr 2014#2014 grunge#dark academia#light academia#chaos academia
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— Nikita Gill
#literature#dark academia#poetry#romance#romantic academia#love quotes#memes#light academia#poem#quotes
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#funny#lol#haha#humor#meme#memes#frog#frogs#art#draw#drawing#artists on tumblr#animals#cute animals#words#quotes#books#books and quotes
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cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
#more beautiful quotes from the beautiful man include#'sorry for crying talking about getting fucked in the ass makes me so...how you say....nostalgic'#and#'i am so sad you have diseases i want to exchange blood. with you“#t'adore that fucker
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