#pussy mention

[lucaswarmhotchocolate]

Be warned this is a super tmi post where I talk about my body and genitals so like. Beware!! (Not actually graphic but I don’t wanna traumatize someone who doesn’t wanna know me like that lmfao)

Also I feel like it’s worth mentioning that I’ve never looked at my pussy before. Never. Not in the mirror or the phone like I’ve never looked around there to check it out. I’ve only ever seen like the R rated general pubis region and bush, never the porn/medical textbook rated inner labia and vagina area. All I know is that apparently it’s normal for your inner labia to stick out of the outer labia but mine doesn’t do that so I can only assume this is a message from god telling me my pussy is not my eye’s business — just my hand’s.

[vermin-teeth]

I love shorts but holy fuck...you are not doing anything, babydoll!

You are doing the same job as underwear but worse!

Pussy out I guess! Might as well!

[full-clown-car]

Can't leave the most important contributions in the notes.

THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1964 - 1966)    — 1.9 · New Neighbors Meet The Addams Family

[sweetistmariexoxo]

Me and who? 🤭

[commonboa]

I think transmascs should be allowed to kill anyone who only ever talks positively about us when it comes to how good boy pussy is

[machveil]

okay, what are our thoughts on Loser!Johnny because I have some loud ones

CW: Fem!Reader, oh no because I was rabid for this when I thought of it, Inexperienced!Virgin!Johnny, oral (fem!receiving)

Loser!Johnny whose charismatic, talkative self somehow can’t land a hookup. he’s not afraid to chat with a stranger, confident when he leans against a bar counter to flirt, but somehow no one ever goes for him. he’s had a couple dates, but they’d never call him back, and if they did they’d have an excuse to not meet up

Loser!Johnny who lies to the 141 about having hookups, about how he’s had dozens of partners - a little too insecure to admit he’s never done anything. he goes as far as to make scratch marks down his back himself so he can brag when they’re all changing. lying through his teeth, a lopsided smile masking his nerves as he talks about how, “Aye, the last lass left with a limp.”

Loser!Johnny who’s desperate for attention, he comes up to you and stays by your side for as long as he can. he’s touchy too, hands clinging to whatever you’ll let him grab. his ears are burning hot when you smile at him, when you laugh at his jokes, god forbid you touch him. his heart hammers against his chest when you rest your hand on his bicep

Loser!Johnny who goes slack jawed when he sees your midriff, cheeks burn a little hot when your neckline is low. he can’t help but stare at you, chest tight when he manages to look away. he feels pathetic, craves any form of affection you’ll give him. he knows he’s screwed when you call him handsome, your innocent little remark making him choke up

Loser!Johnny kisses you messily, all spit and teeth and too much tongue, hands moving to grope whatever he can. you’ve barely touched him and he’s already hard, painfully so as he tries to grind his bulge against your thigh. he’s too eager to feel you, can’t help the pitiful moans leaving him as you press a gentle kiss to his lips

Loser!Johnny who mumbles ‘thank you’s against your neck between sloppy kisses and nips, caught up in the moment - finally being able to be intimate with someone, with you. and, even though he knows you wouldn’t judge him, he keeps pretending. he’s lying to himself that he knows what to do, tells himself that he’s watched enough porn to know where he should touch you

Loser!Johnny who tries to eat you out, drooling against your cunt, spit and slick coating his scruffy chin. Johnny who moans deeply when your hand weaves into his hair, pulling him back. he nearly comes in his pants when you guide him, making him suck on your clit before he dips down to lap at your slit. his legs twitch when you whine, knees digging into the sheets as you tug at his mohawk

Loser!Johnny who flushes from embarrassment when he spills into his boxers, warm cum seeping into the fabric - all because you said his name, whined it with a sharp pull of his hair. he wants to talk to you, say something dirty while you cry out for him, but for once he doesn’t have anything witty to say. instead of praising you, or murmuring something degrading, he runs his mouth against your sobbing cunt

[luvlyycy]

he gulps, hands clutching your sundress tightly as it attempts to hug on his lanky body —

"you look pretty, shiggy."

his normally pale face is bright pink as he stands in front of you, hands lifting up the dress to reveal the hyperfeminine panties you had made him wear.

"real‐really?" he questions, watching as you nod, your pointer-finger tapping the tip of his hard cock that's peaking through the panties.

"mhm, very cute." you giggle, wrapping an arm around his hips to pull him closer— dipping your hand underneath the panties to squeeze his ass as you rub the tip of his cock. his cock barely fits in the thin fabric, the sides of his balls slipping out.

he whines as he bites his lips, looking down at you. he's never felt so embarrassed and so turned on at the same time.

"do i- look— as, as, pretty as you thought i would?" he whines out, bucking his hips into your hand.

"of course, shiggy. you look prettier." you remove your hands from his lower half to rub up his stomach— to his bra covered chest.

"lean down and kiss me."

"oh-okay." he whispers as he leans down, placing his lipgloss covered lips on yours. you rub your thumbs over his perky nipples causing him to whine in your mouth— you pull away to look at his disheveled face.

"you are the most adorable boy ever."

[gnometa233]

"we need more weird queers" Y'ALL CANT EVEN HANDLE LESBIANS SAYING THEY EXCLUDE MEN.

[yemme]

You know what I really love about the intro to SUPACELL... Is Mike being dainty for his love, I'm not referring to the car. Look at the mannerisms. I've observed black men be rough rigid towards black women then become delicate for other ethnic groups. Black men be giddy for your black woman. Let your best boy call you a sissy and smile with glee. If you can't do that she ain't the one, move on so someone else can get her blessings.

[butchdykekondraki]

its time for scp required reading... TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please for the love of god heed the fucking warnings im so serious . like as much as i want to keep the tone of this post jokey and funny you NEED to heed the warnings on these

ok with that out of the way. read about my blorbos boy

''incident 239-b clef-kondraki'' (general warning for violence and blood/gore) - this one fucks. thats all i have to say about it

''technical issues'' - this one's funny + im biased because i fucking love pat the tech guy

''routine psychological evaluations by doctor glass'' - again i have personal bias about this (<- simon glass enjoyer + host is a glass introj) + this ones funny + if you're more into the fanon versions of the foundation staff this is right up your alley

''tradition'' - halloween party fun :-)

''dr cimmerian hits reply all'' - this is exactly what it sounds like i don't now what to tell you

''stupid cupid / stupid cupid: stop picking on me!'' - my house my rules read about cimmerian and his boytoy

''hawaiian shirts'' - clef fucking Breaks. thats all i can say about this without exploding into viscera

''help me my (love for) my daughter was born too still'' (general warning for mentions of child death) - i have personal bias about this (<- #1 agatha rights enjoyer) but this tale is So Good in general and a super interesting look at how agatha perceives herself and her work/life balance

''so leave yourself alone.'' (warning for graphic depictions of vomit and attempted suicide) - REALLY really really good look at clef kind of dropping his cruel persona and iris' mental health struggles regarding the foundation

''yesterday'' (warning for violence and implied/reference suicide. kind of.) - :-( <- this is the only way i can express my emotions about this tale. anyway it's really good and an interesting way of showing clefs relationships with people

''an apple a day...'' - REALLY good look at how dr glass is as a person and how he acts with people + this entire tale fucks SEVERELY

''personal log of dr gears / personal log of █████ 'iceberg' ████'' - good example of how gears and iceberg both format their documents / how they speak + its vaguely gearsberg + this gives a look at how gears and iceberg met. read the gearsberg tale boy

''portraits of your father'' (warning for graphic alcoholism, suicide, survivors guilt, and blood/gore) - super good look at draven and his relationship with his father, and kondraki's alcoholism, and also talloran is there. also three cheers for dravoran

''life's cold'' - most normal day iceberg has at this fuckass foundation + this is a good look at how iceberg acts and thinks

''fond memories'' (warning for death and body horror) - draven proposes! Draven proposes.

''scp-3999'' (warning for bugs, paranoia, death, body horror, sexual assault/rape, unreality, self harm, and depictions of bodily mutilation) - unironically this one fucks me up so bad its so fucking good dude. go read about james talloran RIGHT NOW

''i stared into the face of everything and nothing and made it back alive'' - this one also fucks me up so bad like i dont even have anything to say. read about talloran and draven RIGHT NOW

''you are at the center of everything that happens to you'' - james talloran talks to himself. kind of.

''a suicide note'' (warning for mentions of rape, child murder, survivors guilt, and suicide) - interesting look at clefs thoughts on him and his work

''date night'' - objectum win! dr alto clef is objectoromantic AND objectosexual! <- that should tell you all you need to know about this one

''scp-4231 / montauk house'' (warnings for graphic depictions of sexual assault, rape, child abuse/neglect, murder, domestic violence, verbal/physical abuse and survivor's guilt) - absolutely gut-wrenching look at alto clef/francis wojciechoski and why he's so fucked up. uh genuinely do read the warnings on this one because when i say graphic i am not exaggerating. all of these things are explored in detail and are genuinely triggering so.

''okay, that's enough, let's get you home'' (warnings for some dubious make-out sessions, (mentioned) suicide, implications of rape/sexual assault, and vomit) - shameless moldhouse plug sorry not sorry. HIGHLY recommend reading this and it's other parts in their entirety because it genuinely drives me up the fucking wall it is So good. i will sing moldhouses praises until my throat goes out. read moldhouse Now

''duke 'till dawn'' - bpd king!!!!! anyway i dont have a lot of thoughts on this its just really good. also i didnt know dracula was an actual scp until i read this which is kind of funny to me

''rights' birthday party'' - my house my rules you're going to read about agatha rights whether you like it or not

''sex at a frigid temperature'' - again, my house my rules. read the depressing gearsberg tale, boy.

''7 things that new level 3 researchers should know'' - i dont have any thoughts on this i just think this one has really cool formatting

''home is where i want to be'' - no greater thoughts this is just really neat i think. also kiryu labs is in it and im biased as fuck

''gentle wings flutter quietly in the dark'' - read about zyn kiryu NOW

[lxnarphase]

that post about the nails getting done? yes yes yes

toji ESPECIALLYYYY is the type to tell u to get dark purple or an emerald green n u HAVE to get the initial on the ring finger or hell be upset until you add it bc hes a jealous asshole n wants everyone who looks at ur nails to see the letter t n ask wht it stands for 🤭

anonnie i am so glad you understand me ❤︎ !

big bad toji turning into a big baby when he looks at your neutral-toned nails and sees no T on the right hand's ring finger, dropping your hand dramatically as he pretends he's fine, but he's got a big pout on his face. but when you coo at him and make him look at the left hand, he sees not only is a T painted on the nail in white, but that nail is the same color of his eyes.

'toji green,' you call it as you smile at him down at him, your spare hand running through his hair, waiting for him to react.

you don't expect him to kiss that finger, then tug you closer to between his legs as he sits up on the couch, burying his face into your stomach.

"mm. dunno if i wanna kiss you or eat you out right now," he grumbles into your abdomen, glaring up at you. "don't mess with me like that, girlie, almost made me think you didn't like me."

"if i didn't like you toji, i wouldn't say 'kiss me, eat me out, then kiss me again,' now would i?"

"you've always been the smart one, haven't you?"

[gurggggleburgle]

I'm proud to say I don't think Luo Binghe would like to eat his boyfriends pussy. He'll do it but bitch he's not here for that. For 1 Binghe is absolutely the kind of guy who wants to see the whole body come undone not just have Shen Yuan tug on his hair. 2 the man's favorite places to kiss are things like forehead, hands, cheeks, he's a foreplay from the waist up man.

He'd fingerblast to next year granted but Shizun asks for a kiss and a downstairs buffet he says yes but in his head he's thinking about how much he just wants to massage and bite that man's shoulders/chest and touch every part of his skin till they're the same person. He needs to use his hands and teeth simultaneously and not doing so is bad for his health. Man can't dine on pussy alone. Shizun let me fingerblast you from the front while taking you from behind while I cradle you in my arms and scream how you love me!!!!! Shizun plssssssss!!!!

[gockruler]

arent u guys embarrassed posting this shit on main

After taking a look at your profile it seems this is a genuine comment rather than someone trying to engage in kink space, so I'll give a genuine response here. Note that I probably won't do this for every hate comment that pops up. Please note that in my blog description I have described this blog as a fantasy blog. This is also stated in my pinned intro post. This is a space to engage in fantasies with CONSENTING adults. A lot of people have fantasies of being taken advantage of for whatever reason. The one I hear most often is as a trauma response. As a matter of fact I'm a victim of rape and SA and have been my whole life. I often have fantasies of being raped and abused by other people. They're actually the majority of my fantasies believe it or not. I am however something of a service top. It feels unfair of me to ask for other people's efforts to roleplay these scenarios with me without giving anything back. This blog is my attempt to give back. When an anon walks in here there is an expectation that they are doing so in a horny way, to engage in the kink. In my DMs with others a safe word is established so they can move out of kink convo whenever they wish. These are also fantasies I engage in through text only. I could never be comfortable roleplaying cnc with someone irl because there are too many opportunities for something to go wrong. And anyone who truly believes people deserve to be actually raped are not welcome here. And before you tell me I should be in therapy I would like to confirm that not only am I but my kinks are discussed. I THINK that's everything I wanted to say but I'm probably forgetting something lol.

[mychlapci]

Sorry Megatron using Minimus as a dildo is making me so hard my dick is gonna fall off

One Minimus slips up once they can't go back. Megatron wants his valve stretched to the brim all the time, and Minimus is in love with that wet heat squeezing him so tightly he feels like he could pop. Megatron gets a little too wild with Minimus though during interface and accidentally crams his perfect minibot all the way inside of him. It feels fantastic being so full, but he really should get Minimus out. Minimus is absolutely no help, he may as well have died and returned to the all spark he felt so good. Megatron's strong calipers rippled and pulled him further into the plush valve, his mouth filled with transfluid as he squealed from his overload. He had a thick vibrator rattling his own interface array which cause him to shake inside of Megatron. Both mechs would fall so easily into a loop of overload after overload.

Megatron made an attempt to pull Minimus from his valve by his pedes, but he only slipped in further by Megatron's accidental push. If Minimus was aware of the situation changing from sexy to slightly concerning, he didn't act like it. He just kept shifting and squirming, pushing himself deeper into Megatron and further from his grip. Megatron groaned as Minimus hit his sensors, every part of him was screaming at him to keep his conjunx inside, maybe forever even just to keep him close, but the logical voice in his head told him to end the night early and get him out.

Megatron made one more useless attempt at manhandling Minimus inside his array, but it had the same effect as last time, sending the minibot deeper. Megatron actually gasped, feeling Minimus knocks into his ceiling node. He overloaded all around Minimus' body, causing the commanding mech to whine pathetically around the toy in his valve he would pretend was his partner. Minimus was only slightly aware of his pedes catching a caliper, scratching Megatron's sensitive valve protoform so nicely. It almost made him mad how good this accident felt. Megatron huffed and laid back in their berth, at least he can still end the night pleasurably for himself getting his lover unstuck the best way he knew how.

Megatron's valve clenched tight around Minimus, then shifted around him to push him back down the channel. The hot compression only made Minimus' move around more. He assumed this was Megatron asking for some rough play, like he would most nights. Misreading the room, Minimus slurped and bit at the protoform hard, his sharp little turbofox teeth tearing Megatron's protoflesh just how he liked it. Minimus wasn't crazy for the energon play, but he was crazy for Megatron's praise. He felt so sure he was treating his conjunx right, little did he know Megatron was whining and shaking with his attempts at birthing Minimus out of his overworked valve.

Minimus was not making it easy to get him out, Megatron had delivered sparkings that weren't as bad as his partner was. On any other occasion Megatron would be enjoying the pain for all it was, fidgeting with his node while Minimus maimed his fat valve until energon stained Megatron's thighs like he deserved. Trying to push out a minibot pedes first while they're actively kicking and scratching your valve was far too distracting. Megatron was trying not to clench his valve, slightly worried about pushing the load bearer too far. Minimus just continued to thrash like nothing was happening, at least he was coming down from the back wall of the valve.

There's a pool of transfluid and energon under Megatron's fat aft, and he's never felt better. Minimus was so active as Megatron kept pushing and squeezing him out, like the mech just wanted to go further back in. Megatron could nearly reach Minimus' heels, almost able to get a solid grab. He huffed and grunted and pushed, squirting more fluids onto the berth and making his servo collide with soaked metal. Minimus was on the cusp of overload, grinding his spike into the surroundings and clawing at the velvety material. Feeling that tight hold on his leg wasn't anything to compare to the valve's hold on his little body. It got Minimus' over the edge, it felt good to be handled by Megatron. He squealed desperately, still squirting transfluid from his tiny spike as Megatron yanked him from his valve and dropped him into the leaked fluids.

Minimus was coated in energon and transfluid, both his own and Megatron's. He looked exhausted but so happy, Megatron couldn't help but feel the same way. Once the two recovered some they could do it again. Maybe Minimus could try to open his forge and crawl in next time, make it an even harder challenge to be birthed from Megatron.

Hrhhhsh... They absolutely need to try and get Minimus as deep as possible. He'll love it. And Megatron can't say he won't enjoy it, even if this was an accident, if they can turn it into a controllable situation, he'll be besides himself.

mhmmm I'm imagining Megatron completely unbirthing Minimus. Letting the minibot crawl into his forge, belly slightly bulging out as the tank expands. It feels sooo good... Minimus feels so warm, so wet, and Megatron feels so full. I bet Minimus cums a load or two right inside of Megatron's forge, unable to help himself...

Megatron really has to concentrate to birth him back out... Without any contractions to aid him, it's all about the sheer power of his valve. He definitely cums and accidentally pulls Minimus right back in when he realizes that Minimus let himself out of the forge head first.... The feeling of a small head moving down the channel of his valve drives him insane. He can't even count the amount of set-backs he has because he overloads too hard and sucks his dear little partner back in...

[sweetistmariexoxo]

Stop asking where I’m from, just send me a big cock and 🌽

[lunarmoves]

it’s more of a pussy-out look

LMFAOOOOOO god the flippers are taking me out sfsjdfsf. and the tshirt design?? PLEASEEE the neon pink im dead LOL. yeah he wants u so bad. look at that face, he is so desperate for attention. something something "fine i'll do it myself."