#puppy host

[egoiac]

𓏵 Puppy System｡ 

A flag for systems who are puppies, have a connection to puppies, or who simply like puppies.

𓏵 Puppy Host｡ 

A flag for hosts who are puppies, have a connection to puppies, or who simply like puppies.

Requested by : @thedecayedsys.

[pirateprincessjess]

Hosting fuck America party with a bunch of trans people today! Wish me luck!

[mavoorik]

Getaway: Deserted Island AU prompt fill for @nimblewordplay on AO3 for the Slime Puppy Summer exchange hosted by @servingourinterests

[spaceyderg]

What would happen if different variants of Eddie (movies,comics,cartoons and original takes) would meet each other?Honestly the Venomverse is way more chaotic than spiderverse

Probably nothing good 😅 I think my Eddie is the more outwardly jealous of the two even more so then Venom. I recall one panel where Venom didn't really want to choose between Flash and Eddie as they love them both very much. So Eddie afterwards, while on good terms with Flash probs still feels a lil left over jealousy over it.

My Eddie wouldn't have much patience with his other variants, especially those with a more chaotic relationship with their respective symbiote. He's aware his version of Venom is pretty chill in comparison so when other Eddies comment on how his Venom seems nicer he goes all guard dog like HEY this is mine! Work shit out with your own partner! 😡

Honestly I feel a Venomverse scenario wouldn't be organized at all, I feel it would be a bunch of different Eddies yelling at each other, while the non Eddie variants just try to form some semblance of a team. I heard there's some wild stuff is going on in the Death of the Venomverse comic but I'm not sure if I wanna read Carnage just going around murking everyone on sight😅 Venomverse is still one of my fav comics cause I just love all the fan service of seeing different characters with the symbiote.

[naidgaem]

Clayne Crawford has no right to look this good.

I've been infected by the brainrot. This show is like the worst tv show I've ever seen but I've suffered through an entire season just for this guy.

[br0-k3n-sch00lb01]

oc lore rant motherfuckers

tw: poison, suicide + decapitation mentions

Thinking about how many lives Puppi has absolutely ruined. Willow must have been going through a lot after Sunny died. And genuinely i think that’s why she went insane, she wanted Puppi dead because she thought it would be sufficient payback for Puppi killing Sunny. She was wrong and this ended in her death, however if she had changed her mind and not tried to kill Puppi, she would have killed herself instead. Anyhow, this was her exact plan in the plot: She planned to kill puppi and jade, then kill herself.  She never had a chance of a happy future- even if puppi’s mom hadn’t poisoned Sunny’s birthday cake, even if puppi hadnt cut off sunny’s head, sunny would have died either way since she was struggling mentally and never wanted help- she would have hung herself at midnight that night. She had been planning it for ages and that birthday was the last time she ever planned to see her friends .

In a way, her birthday cake being poisoned kind of saved her life (sort of… i guess not really since she only got to live 10 more years before Puppi decapitated her… but still since she was incapable of doing anything she couldn’t kill herself.)

And then there’s Bug and ROE-ZI.. puppi literally forced these two perfectly happy, innocent CHILDREN to go along with him on a literal suicide mission. There wasn’t even a chance of them surviving that. Puppi just wanted someone to do his work for him. If puppi hadnt come along, bug would still be alive with her family and roezi would have been asleep in the meadow. genuinely i feel like everything would have been better for everyone if puppi had stayed in the asylum and never gotten obsessive over sunny. Like. Puppi massacred millions just for one individual because of a false sense of love. Genuinely toxic relationship. Also sunny is lesbian and loves willow so fuck off puppi you’re adopted and nobody loves you

[glowingparasite]

[placetneplacet]

The Adventures of Puppy and Daddy is truly a delight….the humor lands for me 90% of the time, I find everyone charming…idk it’s just fun.

Like just look at this glorious chaos…

Anyway I like it the most!

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

A Limp Bizkit x Buzzfeed Puppy interview could solve all my problems.

[aclue-aclue]

Josh imitating Steve in "The Case of the Missing Thinking Chair"

[achillez-on-pawz]

hoh. hi a.z.

[necromancy-savant]

Played the weirdest show today: I was expecting a porchfest where we’d be on a porch in a city but it was in a suburb with really expensive houses. The audience was full of kids of all ages and old people with little to no young adults, and we were definitely the heaviest band at the whole festival. Also it was rough cause we got only one practice in with the drummer filling in and hadn’t played together in a while. And my voice still isn’t back to what it used to be. But on the other hand, we met a fan who came just to see us (I actually recognized him from the crowd at our last porchfest), I sold two cds and am finally almost out of them, and I pet like four dogs

[puppytoast]

People see a change with a term they don't like slightly associated with said change and go "hmm I will unintentionally spread misinformation because i'm scared today"

[recitedemise]

Wax poetic // pls!!

Send ‘wax poetic’ for Gale to work some poetry; his muse is you: still accepting.

She bleeds. His hand hovers over her, his necromantic spells suturing the rupture. For him, he'll remember. She'd taken that for him. Slowly and wordlessly, the battle's roar fades.

Yes. Bleeding and hemorrhaging and coughing on pain... It's an affliction to creatures as bare as them. To those lovers of literature and to those paramours of poems, the learning toward harm is like a flower to the sun. You, he reckons, will chase what hurts.

Why? Because it is home, familiar like bed. Because she knows it like those books she's long since devoured. She's scarred rather plentifully, skin marred with fissures as though her body's the earth, and Gale's weak to gawp at all that he sees, a patchwork of a lifetime all raised, gnarled flesh.

You're chapters upon chapters, a sordid history, one without its share of something warm. Where is the kindness? Where is the patience?

Gale's hand so summery feels like sun. Oh.

"Come now," he haggards. "Up on your feet. So long as I've still a spell left in me, your body won't bear another grisly tale on my account."

[br0-k3n-sch00lb01]

It’s pride month puppi, you know what that means

[shittymurderparty]

Young Redacted’s brother: I still don't think giving your mom "Bambi eyes" is going to get you a flamethrower.

Young Redacted: Maybe I should sniffle a little too, huh?

(Source: Calvin and Hobbes)