#puppy coded alex

[kim-tey]

[xxbeyondangelsxx]

Taylor & Nicholas ● BLOOPERS 2.

Source: Red, White, & Royal Blue/Amazon Prime

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kai holman s03e04 dead on arrival

[misskattylashes]

The Ballad of Miles Peter Kane

I’m writing this because 80% of the speculation in the AM/TLSP/MK fandom is about Alex – ‘he shags groupies, he’s gay, he’s bi, he’s autistic, he’s an arrogant bastard’....the list is endless. Because he is our master of deception and subterfuge, he opens himself up to speculation.

But on the surface Miles is so different. Happy, smiley, seemingly open Miles, sharing his home and his dog and his family on social media. Chatting away in interviews like a little bird. People think he has it together.

But dig a little deeper and read between the lines, and I get a completely different picture of Miles from the Rascal of 2008 to our One Man Band of 2024.

I have been watching some early interviews with Miles recently and he shoehorns the topic of women and girls into them far more often than Alex ever has. A simple question about if he likes meat is met with a ‘not in a gay way’. At a time when Alex was being photographed looking like Alexa’s little brother or Arielle’s hot gay pal, Miles was being ‘papped’ with his tongue down the throat of the latest hot model or Page Three Girl. There was a sexy girl in every video. And before you say it, yes there were in AM’s videos, but find me one where Alex interacts with them. There was also Miles’ relationship with Suki Waterhouse which I find hard to believe wasn’t real, unless he is far better than Alex at faking a relationship.

Controversial as this may be, but in my opinion, early videos of baby Al flirting openly with Andy, and pressing himself up against Miles, and a bit later on, even AM Alex flirting with that hunky male interviewer, does not point to someone battling too much with their inner homophobia. I think Alex – as ever – has two personalities. The Alex known to the inner circle is out and has been for many years. But Mr Schwartz - the public facing Alex, struggles with his sexuality and the effect it will have on his career and that of his three ‘brothers’.

But read between the lines of their lyrics from the AM/Don’t Forget Who You Are era. AM is filled with longing, of someone who doesn’t know where they stand with this secret - keeping lover who treats them differently at night than during the day. DFWYA is still full of ‘she’ and ‘her’ songs, although ironically the lyrics to Out of Control are so Milex coded it’s funny. I will always maintain Give Up is about Alex (I think ‘stand so tall’ is a figure of speech rather than literally lol) lyrics like ‘you’re pretty good looking but I’m looking for a way out’ and ‘stop tainting my soul’ scream Alex. Don’t forget both albums will have been written around the same time, so I am guessing that they were going through the conflict of Miles not knowing what to do, and him somehow blaming Alex for his confusion, but at the same time unable to keep away from him.

So we reach 2015 and the recording of EYCTE. Something happens. Once on stage and once in an interview, Alex talks about them falling in love whist recording the album. Traditionalists will choose to think he means with their ‘girlfriends’ at the time, but once on tour it is obvious there has been a change in the dynamics. Alex is coquettish and sexy, but his stage personas have all been a variation on this since Humbug, but Miles is different. Miles can’t keep his hands off Alex, Miles follows Alex around the stage like a lovesick puppy. In interviews gone are the playful lusty looks of TAOTU era, instead Miles gazes at Alex like he’s the most beautiful and wondrous thing he’s ever seen.

I think Miles had finally seen the light and realised he was in love with his best mate/casual fuck buddy. He could no longer go on treating Alex like some dirty little secret, and he could no longer deny his sexuality.

What happened afterwards? Who knows, I guess they’re the only ones who know the full truth. But they both came out of EYCTE depressed (the two interviews recently posted on here show this), but Miles admitted to having a mental breakdown, and all I can do is speculate why I think this happened. Imagine being a young man fighting inner demons about your sexuality, you finally realise you’re in love with your best friend and promises are made (see Someone to Rely On and Wrong Side of Life) and he leaves you to go off to France to record an album and keep up his ‘relationship’ with his girlfriend. You have laid yourself on the line and taken a huge step for him and he's gone.

In Alex’s defence, he probably had years of Miles letting him down and also the responsibility of AM etc, but this isn’t about Alex.

But time is a great healer and I think Miles came out of the whole period a different person. By Change the Show, we lose the ‘she’ pronouns (just one ‘girl’, and Suzie and Caroline) and sexy girls in videos. Gone are the models and page three girls. There is a brief ‘romance’ with Nadya Duke, but that is it.

So we come to One Man Band. Apart from one ridiculous tongue in cheek podcast with his friend James Buckley, where he goes on about women (incidentally just before the Ireland gigs with AM), Miles has changed. In early interviews, his childhood heroes are Lennon and Oasis…no mention of Baggio. With One Man Band we suddenly get Baggio and in interviews he talks of how eight year old Miles thought Baggio and the Italian football team were sexy. Old Miles would have followed that up with something like ‘the sort of sexy that pulled birds’, but there was nothing like that, instead he was admitting that part of his sexual awakening was admiring Italian men.

The video for The Wonder had a sexy woman, his friend Didem, but somehow the dynamic felt different, the general vibe was more two mates mucking about.

His stage persona is more ‘fruity’, he is using ‘she’ pronouns but to address himself, and whilst he isn’t ‘out’ - he may never come out publicly, it is entirely his choice - there is definitely a change in Miles, he seems more settled and happy in his own skin. He said he had therapy during the bad period and hopefully that helped. Interestingly he has posted songs about difficult relationships with fathers, and without casting aspersions on Miles’ dad, I wonder if part of his earlier issues were about him trying to please him. Liverpool has quite a macho culture – especially 20-30 years ago. Let’s not forget Miles liked and commented on that beautiful poem about men who know they are gay even when they are children. Maybe it resonated….

Miles story is a fascinating one, a look at a young man fighting his inner demons to get to a point where he knows his true self. I always think Troubled Son is the counter to Body Paint. But Troubled Son is about Miles coming to terms with who he is and accepting his own faults, Body Paint is Alex keeping on his costume, which he doesn’t look like taking off any time soon. Hopefully private Alex is as happy as Miles, and it’s just that public face that looks as though their world is ending.

[classic80sand90smovieloves2]

Meeting and Dating Alex Law

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

(Sorry, guys. Alex is just really "situationship" coded and I needed to spill my guts in the meeting scenario lol.)

- Alex Law, when summed up in a simile, is like a virus. In order to live peacefully in his presence; without taking critical damage to your mental and emotional health, it's imperative that you take the time to microdose his personality and build up an immunity towards him and his more intolerable traits.

- Which why it's perfect that he's looking for a new flatmate. If you're forced to live with him, you'll learn to live with him, and maybe even learn to like him in the process...

- The first time you meet him; like most people, you don’t really like him; in fact you don’t really like any of them, but the flat is in a good area and you have the money to afford it, so you sit through the interrogation interview process and let them placate you with unconvincing promises to call.

- You’re almost certain that you’ll never hear from them again, especially when you hear laughter coming from the other side of the door after they've finished ushering you out. But about a week later, you receive a phone call from Alex who cheerfully informs you that you've won the room, claiming that he thinks all of you have "wonderful chemistry" and that you'll make a perfect addition to their "little family".

"I thought all of us were on the same page." His voice crackles on the other end of the line when he takes notice of how surprised you sound to hear from him. You're unsure of whether or not you believe a single word he says....

- It's because of that, that you have half a mind to decline their offer: your intuition screaming at you not to accept because ‘Jesus Christ do you really want to live with the three of them?'. But the flat is exactly what you're looking for and it's enough to convince you that you're capable of enduring whatever they might put you through; if they really are as insufferable as you anticipate. Luckily for you, only one of your flatmates continues to be insufferable once you actually move in.

- Alex is a brat, plain and simple. He has an overabundance of energy and he uses nearly all of it to harass you in any way that he can think of, almost unrelentingly so. He makes your stay in the flat damn near unbearable for the first month that you're living there: to the point where you feel legitimate relief the minute you hear him leave for work or have an excuse to leave the flat yourself. It's already difficult living with a preformed clique and the mans ribbing does nothing to make it any easier.

- You're certain that his constant bothering has something to do with him not liking you but it's actually quite the opposite. Alex really likes you, and though he has a funny way of showing it, there are always little instances which prove that he doesn't actually hate you; even if most of those instances are hidden by even more teasing. Like when he collects your mail for you just to hold it out of your reach, or doesn't bother going to bed when he knows you're not home yet because you're "always so loud when coming in late"; he's really just staying up to make sure you're alright.

- It isn't until Juliet makes a joke about all of his "bullying" that he starts to rethink his actions. He brushes the comment off at first; partially because he thinks you understand that he's just playing around and partially because his own ego refuses to let him admit that he might be in the wrong, but when he teases you one day and notices how similar you look to a kicked puppy, he can't help but feel a little bad.

- He usually doesn't care if he hurts someone else's feelings; blaming it on them for being such losers or taking it so seriously, but Alex likes you: he doesn't want you thinking that he's genuinely making fun of you. So fine, he'll admit that maybe he was a little heavy handed with the teasing, or maybe you're a just little bit sensitive: whatever it is, he decides to tone it down. And once he does, he decides that it was definitely for the best.

- Suddenly you're a lot more close with him: not instantly of course, but once you notice that he isn't going to bite your head off if you're in the same room as him, you start spending more time together and having actual conversations.

- And thus the situationship begins....

- At his core, Alex is like a puppy. He likes to annoy people into "playing" with him and once he succeeds, he acts as though he's done nothing wrong or uses the cuter aspects of his personality to make them forget how irritating he was just being. He'll spend half an hour trying to get a rise out of you then act all sweet or make you laugh the minute you finally pay attention to him so you can't even stay mad at him if you tried.

- He never really grows out of doing this, but once he feels like you genuinely consider him a friend, he'll definitely start to bother you a little less; mainly because he feels like he no longer needs an excuse to be in your presence or ask for you to spend time with him. When he wants to be around you, he'll simply be around you: butting into your different routines or insisting that you help him with things that he's done alone for years.

- Even if it can be a bit tiresome, it's also …kind of nice? Having someone who's certain that they want to spend time with you; whether you're at 100% or not, is nice. Having a guy who's willing to do stereotypical girly things with you (and asks for them himself) is nice, having someone who wants to hear both your interesting and boring gossip is nice, having someone who will stand outside the door to the bathroom and talk your ear off about nothing and everything at the same time is annoying, but also nice!

- It's nice having someone who isn't shy with affection, someone who silently throws your legs in his lap whenever you're both watching tv, or uses you as a pillow whenever he so pleases. It's nice having someone who begs and whines for your help one minute, then handles issues you've procrastinated dealing with for months the next. It's nice having someone who notices different things about you: things that you always do, things that they like about you, things that they want to help you with, etc.

- It's nice feeling so close to someone that you have inside jokes or that you're comfortable teasing them as much as they tease you. It's nice feeling victorious when you momentarily manage to shut them up with one of your quips. It's nice having someone you can play fight with or cuddle with whenever you want, someone who fiddles absentmindedly with your clothes when they're bored because the two of you are so close that you hardly even notice it anymore.

- And because it's so nice, you simply refuse to question it: you accept the way that things are because they work for you; because you're happy and you don't want anything to change. Of course he's only joking when he tries to veto your dates at "family dinners". He doesn't actually care. Of course he's just teasing you when he tries to make advances or passes at you. It's just his usual banter.

- Why shouldn't he be able to stumble into your room every morning while he's still half asleep and collapse into bed next to you? It helps the two of you make sure you're both awake in time, that's all! It's not like he spent the whole night with you: now that would be too much.

- And who cares if he gets all passive aggressive and grumpy with you when you go out on dates with other guys. That he only softens when you drunkenly coo at him that he's "so cute" and that you and your flatmates "all love him so much". That it no longer becomes enough for him to just be your friend once you finally do say you love him; drunk or not. That hearing the words fall from your lips is the straw that breaks the camels back.

"Do you love me?" He asks you, leaning against your bedroom doorway as he watches you start to get ready for bed.

"I love everyone." You giggle, clumsily trying to take off your shoes.

"But you love me most." He probes, only half teasing as he moves to help you without you even having to ask, kneeling on the floor as you sit on your bed, pulling one boot off at a time.

"I love you most." You quietly agree with a smile, unaware of the way his heart skips a beat at the sound of it.

- He finally makes his move the day of your next date. You're both sitting on the couch watching tv when you absentmindedly mention how you're not sure about what you're going to wear. One thing leads to another and the conversation shifts to him asking you to do his makeup which you happily agree to.

- The next thing you know, you're sat on your bed, looking at him as he stares at you with long, mascara covered lashes and red lips and rouged cheeks. And when you smile softly and call him pretty, he cant help but lean in to kiss you, smearing the excess color that stains his lips across your mouth and jaw and neck as he kisses and kisses and kisses you.

- And soon enough, all you can feel is white hot heat, your body searing as he lowers you down onto tousled sheets and leaves you breathless, stroking at your skin and mouthing at your flesh. His voice borders on desperate as he whispers for you to show him how pretty he is, eyes finding your own as he journeys down your body; closer and closer to where you need him the most. Even as the phone begins to ring, you can't bring yourself to pull away from him and it's a small victory that he relishes in.

- When the phone rings later that night, he's the one to answer it, telling your date that you're no longer interested in seeing him before hanging up and leaving it off the hook. He can't help but smile proudly as he joins you in your bedroom, tossing an arm over your waist as you both snuggle in, finally sharing a bed for an entire night; the way he's always wanted....

- Alex simply see's no point in trying to hide the things that are commonplace in your relationship; things like giving you bedroom eyes or touching every bit of skin he can reach. Why should he care if someone is watching him wrap his entire body around you or teasingly growl in your ear? He's your boyfriend, it's his job to act obsessed with you and it shouldn't be surprising for people to see. If they want to stare, let them. If you don't like it, he'll make a mocking comment and get them to avert their eyes. Just don't make him wait until you get home to have his fill of affection or he'll get all grumpy.

- Even if he sometimes acts like it's no big deal when you do give it to him, Alex still craves your attention and affection nearly all of the time; he's just trying to be normal about it. When the two of you are officially together, he's much more willing to look stupidly in love with you so don't be surprised when his eyes turn into hearts at the simple feel of your hand holding his wrist.

- Depriving him of kisses is a criminal offence. If you think he's too distracted by something not to notice, you're dead wrong. Catch him making a bunch of garbled noises at eight am because you thought you could slip out for work while he was "too busy" watching television. He literally just sits there and puckers his lips expectantly whenever he wants one; or barters for them with an amusing level of sincerity.

- Kisses with Alex are all-consuming: whether soft or rough, fast or slow. You get drunk off of each other, or at least Alex does: mumbling against your lips that he didn't hear anything or "just one more" whenever you move to pull away from him. He needs to be held back so that he doesn't chase after your lips and reconnect them whenever you really do need to break apart.

- Hickeys. There's always at least one on your skin at any given moment and whenever they're visible, he can't help but stare at them proudly. Complain about them and he'll blame you for making him love you so much; or for feeling so good....

- Bites you. Bites you. Bites you. Your boyfriends kind of like a teething puppy: whenever the two of you are spending time with each other there's always just a lingering desire to bite a chunk out of your shoulder. Thankfully for you, it's done somewhat gently.

- He'll simply look at you with big beautiful doe eyes whenever he wants to cuddle, opening his arms for you to climb into or repositioning your limbs so that he can rest on you himself. He'll use any part of you that's closest to him as a pillow; whether convenient for you or not, and there's literally nothing you can do about it.

- He'll literally wake up in the middle of the night because one of you rolled away from the other and escaped the bedtime cuddle session. You usually sleep with your head on his chest; something that's especially comfortable because he likes to wear old t-shirts to bed, but if you're asleep, he'll simply cuddle you to the best of his ability in order not to wake you up.

- You either give him back scratches every night or he dies. There is no other option.

- He likes to jokingly call you pet names: like referring to you as "my amazingly beautiful, talented, perfect, precious little angel baby darling". He'll also teasingly insist that he's gonna start calling you random things like "toast" or "egg". Yet, it's all fun and games until he accidentally calls you something completely normal like "duck" or "pet" or "darling" with complete sincerity and finds himself freezing in place like he's just admitted to a crime.

- He literally can't stop smiling whenever you call him a pet name, even as he teasingly insists that you have to repeat yourself because he totally didn't hear you.

"Huh, what was that? Honey? I could have sworn you called me honey. No, no, I think you did. No I definitely heard you say that."

- He's so transparent whenever he's excited about something. You can see him straighten up and start paying attention from a mile away, looking towards you the minute someone mentions something he has a passion for. You don't even have to look at him to know that there's a twinkle in his eye and a smile stretching across his face. You simply smile to yourself and ask him if he'd like to partake, letting him drag you out of your seat excitedly.

- Going dancing.

- Play fighting. He lets you win time and time again: both because he thinks it's hot to be dominated and because he wants to convince you to play with him again in the near future; which is less likely to happen if he just uses all his strength and ends the game in a minute flat.

- Playing dress up. He honestly really likes when you do his hair and makeup. He also really likes being allowed to do yours, or using your makeup on himself. The only downside is knowing that your boyfriend is prettier than you.

- Taking baths together; or one of you sitting on the edge of the tub as the other person takes one.

- Going to the bookshop together; then going home and having him read to you while the two of you lay in bed.

- He lowkey has the media tastes of a 40 year old white woman so don't be surprised when you catch him reading dramatic romance novels or referencing random movies that he has no business watching.

- Random movie/television references.

- Inside jokes.

- Acts of service. There's something incredibly domestic about being able to take care of things for you, and that's something that Alex tends to really enjoy. He likes doing things without you having to ask and feeling like he knows you like the back of his hand. He likes knowing that he's making your life easier; and the subtle praise that he receives for doing so definitely doesn't hurt either.

- Compliment fishing. Alex loves praise and he's rarely ever shy about it: he's blatant and unapologetic, and you honestly kind of respect him for it.

- Having him try to impress you with his drum skills; or using them to get on your nerves whenever he's trying to get your attention or being passive aggressive.

- Has and will take the blame for you in situations where you're bound to get in trouble.

- Joking about his heart and the scar that misses it by just a couple of centimeters. He likes to say that David and Juliet didn't hit it because they knew it belonged to you.

- Your boyfriends no Gordon Ramsey but he is a certified malewife so maybe just count your blessings and enjoy the canned pasta sauce from time to time, alright? He cooks and cleans for you, what more could you ask for?

- Whenever Alex really likes a person, he can go from immature asshole to nagging mother in a matter of seconds. He can immediately tell whenever something is wrong and will give you a mom look™ as he decides whether or not he wants to push the issue: fussing over and wanting to take of you whenever he feels you aren't taking care of yourself. The funniest part is that he'll mock you for being a pussy one minute but then refuse to let you do anything to prove that you aren't the next.

- Speaking of noticing things: Alex is a pro at recognizing even the smallest of changes that you make to yourself. Develop a new habit, cut your hair, paint your nails, do your eyeliner differently: you name it, he'll notice it, and he'll always comment on it.

- It's incredibly hard to keep things from your boyfriend when he has such a chronic snooping problem. Leave him alone in your room for five minutes and you'll come back to about seven different questions that he'd like for you to answer: like whether you've always had black lace underwear and why you've never worn them for him. He has no respect for your privacy but he's also pretty nonjudgmental so that's somewhat good at least.

- Alex might make fun of people a lot but I don't think he genuinely believes in half of the shit that he says: he's simply an asshole who likes being annoying and will say whatever comes to mind in order to garner a response. I say all of this to inform you that he would probably date someone who was vaguely strange; like a goth or punk person, or at least get along with them very well ...so long as they could stomach the corny jokes.

"When you get up in the morning, how do you decide which shade of black to wear?"

- Your boyfriend thinks it's funny to accuse you of being the opposite of what you are: like calling you loud when you hardly ever talk. He also thinks it's funny to call you a "maniac" in front of your friends/acquaintances and then laugh out a "see!" whenever you retaliate with a joking threat or smack to his arm.

- It's not that Alex enjoys embarrassing you; he kind of does but that's neither here nor there, it's simply that he finds making a scene when you're out in public together highly amusing and wants you to take life a little less seriously. He also thinks it's kind of funny when you try to hide your face and not be seen with him after the fact. Social anxiety fears him and so do you at times.

- I feel like a part of him acts the way he does in order to test the people around him and see if they're willing to accept his self perceived "ugly parts". Sometimes he annoys you for fun, other times he annoys you to see if you'll still love him even when he's at his worst.

- Will ask you if you'll still love him if he were a worm. Will insist that you hate him when you roll over in the middle of cuddling because you're overheating. Will ask if you hate him when you tell him to stop playing the drums for a minute. Will ask if you've stopped loving him when you don't kiss him good morning. etc, etc, etc.

- Alex hates long silences: so much so that he will literally talk to the television or to himself if there's no one around to speak with him. Quiet time does not exist in your relationship and that's just something you're gonna have to get used to.

- He has a tendency to butt into all of your routines: brushing his teeth when you do, having you put your cream on him, peeing as you do your skincare, etc. He's simply very comfortable around you; whether that's for better or for worse.

- Traveling around and seeing the world together.

- Alex will say he "knows a place" and either bring you to the most dilapidated and rundown building in the entire country or the most enchantingly beautiful scenic view you have ever seen. There is no in-between.

- Your boyfriends is a passenger princess through and through. He has a drivers license and is perfectly capable of manning the wheel, but he'd much rather be the entertainment in the car instead: singing along to the radio, telling jokes, pointing out cows, etc.

- He'll complain about going to the store with you but will then force you to stay even longer than you have to because he's interested in literally everything that he see's in there; especially when you take him to "girly" shops.

- Being the rational mind to his irrational mind. Someone has to make sure the two of you don't go home with seven hamsters and it's NOT gonna be him.

- He's more passionate about your drama than you are. He literally makes you debrief with him every time you come home, wanting the latest installments as soon as possible.

- He needs little victories in his life to keep him going. You won't understand why it's so important for him to make you say something stupid or go somewhere with him or even just wear a certain outfit, but you respect that it makes him happy so you do it anyway.

- He'll never listen to a word anyone says unless the person talking is you. You can manipulate him into doing something; or not doing something, with a simple touch of the hand or some other form of affection; though that doesn't mean that he's completely oblivious. He probably knows exactly what you're trying to do but simply doesn't care: he's a firm believer that the world needs more female manipulators.

- It's best to take his side as much as possible because he definitely takes it to heart whenever you don't. How can you say no to him? You're his girlfriend, you're supposed to be swayed by his puppy dog eyes and his sweet voice and his attempts to butter you up. Everyone else can disagree with him but you're supposed to love him too much to do the same.

- I say this in the most loving way possible: Alex is a whore. He loves when you get jealous over him simply because any form of you getting aggressive and/or putting ownership over him makes him melt. He might even provoke you a little bit when he's feeling extra needy.

- That being said: Alex's own jealousy is hit or miss and how he responds to it really just depends on the person. Sometimes he takes people being attracted to you as a compliment, while other times he takes it as a threat. He usually attempts to interrogate or embarrass the other person however he can: questioning them about their feelings or their attraction towards you and making it so that they can't ever win regardless of what they say. Whenever he can't be blatantly rude, he'll overact in an attempt to get your focus back on him or make a show of one upping the guy he feels you're being way too friendly with.

- Being a reporter means that Alex hears a lot of awful stories and while he typically doesn't tell any of them directly to you, he does insist that you follow specific directions whenever he's not around to protect you. He'll check your car before you leave, make you carry protective devices on you, tell you to park in certain areas, put a pair of his boots by your door, etc. He might not seem like the type but he's incredibly protective of you and he's willing to get violent if he has to.

- Bickering is somewhat commonplace in your relationship but it's rarely ever serious. Most of your issues arise from Alex being pigheaded or not knowing when to stop: annoying you until you've had enough or saying something without thinking and hurting your feelings. They might also arise from Alex trying to egg on your anger in hopes that you'll beat the shit out of him and make him [redacted] your [redacted].

- Whenever you're having a serious fight, he alternates between beating a dead horse and saying a simple sentence then ignoring you completely. He has this unique ability of battering people down and dismissing them whenever he's really upset but that happens so rarely that you really don't have to worry about it. The thing you have to worry about most is being dramatically nagged at for not taking care of yourself.

- Alex struggles with apologies. A part of him feels as though he hasn't done anything wrong and that people are just too sensitive while another part of him hates knowing that he's hurt you and being ignored because of it. Sometimes he lets you have some space, while other times, he immediately tries to make things right: it all just depends on the fight and the feelings behind it. If he decides to give you some space, he'll try and check up on you every so often, wanting to see how you're feeling and either cheer you up or show you that he's sorry rather than saying it: like cooking you something or offering to go someplace that you usually really like.

- Alex tells you that he loves you somewhat nonchalantly, speaking in a very "of course I do" kind of tone; as though it's obvious that he does and that you should already know how much he cares about you. He's a very "Oh shut up, you know I love you" kind of guy; speaking as if the contrary is out of the question.

- Well, we all know how the story goes. Your boyfriend ends up being the sole heir to all of that delicious money, and while the thought may cross his mind that he really shouldn't trust anyone …you're not just anyone. You're the love of his life and it's gonna stay that way for a very long time....

[ynbabe]

F1 drivers as supernatural creatures

and by that I mean Vampire or Werewolf 🫣

The vampires:

Charles- he's literally the vampirist vampire-looking man

Lewis- need I explain? He even got the necessary qualifications of a homoerotic lovers-to-enemies arc.

Yuki- He is just a funny lil guy yk, he's like a vampire but in the pessimistic John Mauleny way

Alex- Like a young vampire, idk he just gives the vibes.

Logan- He's a vampire but in the Hozier way, I see the anguish in the boys' eyes. I SEE IT.

Nico H.- he just looks it. Would not be surprised to see fangs one day

Lando- He's fr a Fae coded Vampire girlie

Esteban- Its the name

George- He's got the feral vibes of just biting ppl when angry

Lance- Self-explanatory, he's cunty like that 🤷‍♂️

Oscar- Got bit cause of Lando or Logan and just accepted it

Zhou- he's just got this ancient exhaustion in his eyes

The werewolves:

Alonso: The werewolfiest of werewolves

Daniel: No need to explain

Max: Now he could be a vampire or werewolf but he gives absolute up in your face of a werewolf

Kevin: he's got the dawg in him

Pierre: it's the beard, it's actually growing on me tho

Valterri: Look at this man, look at him and ask me again why I think he's a werewolf

Checo: Daddy he just got the family vibes of a werewolf tho yk

Carlos: Its the hair, its the puppy eyes

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Should I make one for past drivers as well?

[crowghostie]

Headcanon that Steve was the only player roaming around for a long, long time so at some point Herobrine (which i hc to be a virus/ingame error code without a specific form) saw him (imagine the og herobrine image) and just took Steve’s likeness. So imagine you’re Steve, the only player that exists as far as you know. Then you see a glimpse of two white eyes in the fog and as you get closer you notice the blurry form taking the same shape as you. And now you’re always on edge, because now you know you might not be alone and even though you wished for other players, this thing is not one. You flinch everytime you see your reflection fearing the eyes will be white.

Meanwhile, Herobrine’s just following Steve around like a lost puppy not realizing it’s scaring him lol. Steve out here living a horror movie while Herobrine’s like “oooh new thing? i look the same as new thing now yayyy”

Obviously Herobrine doesn’t stay this clueless of his own scariness, embraces it even as players begin to arise and the game is trying to lock him out at every chance. His code can’t be deleted but the game sure does try (referencing to the “herobrine has been removed” messages from every update)

At one point the dynamic shifts to villain and heroes as Steve and Alex (yes she’s here!) are tasked with containing him at every update’s beginning (because that’s when Herobrine’s code is most vulnerable). But they can never delete him. He’ll always break out and they’ll have to do it all over again in the next update.

[meraki-yao]

Listened to the LA karaoke night in the audiobook this morning and went to look for these photos in my growing RWRB gallery

Nick/Henry really put his everything into singing the song 🤣

I love how confident and sassy Henry looks in this one

Also the adorable little air guitar he did, in the book Alex found it sensual but in the movie really it was just adorable, Henry is more cat coded but that moment he looked so much like a golden puppy 🥺

And according to Matthew this was just day 3 of filming, and Nick did like 16 takes, singing it live or lipsyncing to a memo he made singing it early

And damn it I really want the full footage!

Did he sing the whole song? Did the audience, especially the other three cheer or join in? How much was designed and choreographed in one way or another and how much was just Nick going wild? I WANNA KNOW

[charmercharm3r]

Okay so I just saw this on insta but this screams hannie? Like bratty Han who would purposely misbehave to have u tug on the heartttt

Ignore if you are uncomfyyy

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cs4Q_DkAKzs/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

omg anon i’m apologize for letting this sit in my inbox…

Masterlist

BUT THIS IS SO HANNIE CODED. a cute little pastel pink collar cus it’s pretty against his skin tone. he likes the way the metal feels cool when he’s so warm, incredibly more so when you stare at him like that. like he’s actually in trouble. he couldn’t be, right? no, you would never truly punish him because he’s your good boy.

but he wasn’t really good today, pushing your buttons and fraying all your patience with his excessive whining. jisung wanted your attention, sat at your feet while you worked because he couldn’t wait a few more hours.

he sat there with his hands folded in his lap and puppy dog eyes silently screaming at you to “just look at me!”

now that you were looking at him, he wanted to cower under the pressure, melt into the floor and away from what he knew was coming next. he anticipated it, waited on it, was even willing to beg for it just to get you to “stop looking at me like that!”

“doesn’t feel so good when it’s you, does it sweetheart?” you weren’t even being mean to him, not rude or antagonizing, just simply speaking. and it made his cock throb in his boxers, painfully so. it was the most attention you’d given him all day and he didn’t know what to do with himself.

“uh oh,” your eyes went wide and gasped lightly. jisung bit his lip and trembled at the thought something so horrible could’ve happened and you’d have to possibly leave him like this, untouched, aching, leaking into his underwear uncontrollably.

you leaned forward in your chair and placed your foot directly in front of his cock, barely grazing it with your toes and he whimpered in such a pathetic, broken way that you almost felt sorry for him. not quite, though. the chain of the collar rattled as you looped your finger through the heart that kept it together and tugged slowly, hard and steady to make him lurch forward so his erection pressed against your shin. the chains constricted around his throat, he took in a deep breath and prepared for the loss of air, but it never came. it was tight, sure, but was still comfortable. he didn’t mind it, but it lacked the thing that made him still feel jittery in his seat, the thing you both truly wanted. jisung’s body burned and he pleaded with himself to stay still, don’t rut against your warm skin, don’t cry, don’t beg, just be good.

the smile you wore scared him more than anything. why were you smiling? he’s in pain, you shouldn’t be smiling. he wants you so bad, why don’t you want him, too?

tipping his chin up delicately with your finger, jisung shuddered when you came in close. your lips just barely brushed his and he felt like he was going to burst out of his skin. cool, unphased, you spoke in almost a whisper, “i think we need to get you a tighter collar.”

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[innytoes]

Random character asks: for Sunset Curve: 1, 23, and 35 please :D

Canon I outright reject:

The fact that Alex is a dog person. That boy is a cat person. Though to be fair most of his friends are dog-coded so...

If they were a scented candle, what would they smell like?

Realistically, stale take-out and teen boy sweat.

If they got to pick their own: Alex: Something fresh and minty and grounding. Luke: Some kind of baked good Reggie: Something woodsy and smokey Bobby: One of those candles that has a weird-ass name that means nothing scent-wise like Black Midnight and it just smells herby Their idea of a perfect day

Together, it'd be like 'wake up as rockstars at noon and have rock star breakfast and then make music and be cool'.

For Alex it would probably entail dancing. As a ghost, it's 100% 'hanging out with Willie'.

For Luke it's just making music and feeling connected. Maybe also in his perfect day he's made up with his parents and they tell him they're proud of him. (Post-death it's also 'make music with Julie and share a mic'.)

For Reggie it involves pizza and puppies and being together with his (found) family. Pre-death that's the guys, post-death that includes the Molinas.

For Bobby it would be like, doing weird Rich People Shit and impressing pretty girls. Post the guy's death... well, Trevor Wilson is out there doing weird Rich People Shit. 100% that man has done goat yoga.

Character ask game

[astro-b-o-y-d]

I'm not sure why but Mina's infected a part of my brain reserved for critical thinking, I saw some recent art posted by Alex Hiersh himself of baby bill in a bunch of costumes and went. Hm. What would be the matching versions of these for Mina. Like Mabel and her brother. Then boom angel Mina (she's always an angel) and Ford cosplay Mina (aww) are bouncing around in my head like ping-pong balls. I close my eyes and she's there. I do not mind.

GOD ANON, you're just like me fr. She latches onto the mind like a parasite, but like, in a good way <3

ALSO YES, I SAW THOSE!!!! The one in the oversized bowtie nearly drove me to tears 🥹🥹🥹🥹

You KNOW Mina's gotta have matching costumes~! People love twins in costumes, ESPECIALLY baby twins.

As for the matching costumes specifically, I have some ideas for each: 1) Angel, as you said. Obvious pick but of course she has to be one~!

2) That purple-and-black candy corn that you sometimes see in the stores. Speaks for itself.

3) Ford, as you also said. It's just too perfect. Although it does make me wonder why Baby Bill's not dressed up like Ford himself. Something something he claims Stan's an inferior version of Ford and yet his baby self's cosplaying him. Much to consider.

4) For the bat, maybe Mina's matching costume is a scraggly little puppy dog. You know, bats are related to vampires so a little puppy would be the right leap towards werewolves? Vampires? Werewolves? It works!

5) For the big ol' bow, Mina just wears her own oversized bow and has her wittle parasol in hand. They're their older selves and it's just. Perfection.

6) Not sure about this one, but maybe the two of them can each read a separate version of TBOB, Bill with the original and Mina with the special gold one. Or maybe not READ them, since Alex posted a followup pic to that one with the code: I CAN'T READ.

Still, they can just struggle to actually read the book together. Also at the angle the book's at now, wouldn't it be backwards? Oh well, maybe it's a manga-formatted edition of TBOB or something.

7) Same as the candy corn one, but they both frow up :(

[marie-scary]

saw someone do this with Glee, so i decided to try my swing at yellowjackets as Grey’s Anatomy characters🙂‍↕️

(only from seasons like 1-10is. bc that show (as a fan) has no business being that long) also most of these are crack😭🙂‍↕️

Shauna: Meredith Grey, slutty mistress, need i say more?

Lottie: Jo Wilson, they’re both goofy and dorky, and if i remember correctly when jo and alex were drinking she talked about stealing something. (i’ll rewatch and confirm this🤝🏼)

Misty: Cristina Yang, one of the twisted sisters. Cristina is very cutthroat and i feel like the misty killing jessica robert’s is pretty cutthroat. also yang is just super fucking smart, and so is misty. (i would like to note cristina yang would hate misty)

Javi: Andrew Deluca, just bc he’s sweet and he dies in the end. like i’m sorry bro but yeah😭

Tai: Owen Hunt, my fav sleepwalking adulterers <3 no but the way they both deal with trauma is so funny. like no let’s not deal with it. lets repress it and act like im not the problem (tai is not the problem tho, women are never the problem)(i actually hate owen hunt. fuck that bitch ass ginger (this is just a slide at owen. other than that ginger women {bc i don’t fuck with the male specimen} are so hot. thank you for existing))

Laura Lee: April Kepner, do we even have to ask that? i love me some bible thumpers. also i like how their environment challenges/strengthens their faith. holy women for the win ❤️🙏🏼

Mari: Lexie Grey, honestly i’m still not sure about this one, but idk i think they’re both so cute and goofy and bc mari is pit girl and lexie died in the woods😔

Gen: Callie Torres, gives off mean vibes but it’s lowkey a cutie. but also a total bad fucking ass

Ben: Arizona Robbins, twinnsss😝🤞🏼(arizona got one up on him with the prosthetic and being able to be openly gay tho😔)

Akilah: Izzie Stevens, something about hallucinating shit that isn’t there is crazy. but idk what’s crazier. hallucinating having a pet rat but it’s actually been dead the whole time or hallucinating fucking your dead ex-lover/patient/someone you stole a heart for?? idk chat, shits wild asf😭

Van: George O’Malley, only the good parts bc those parts george was sweet and cute and all fun go lucky.

Travis: Preston Burke, arrogant, narcissistic, sexist, fucking douchebags, god complex’s 😒(but also burke, like travis, had his good moments. i will say i do favor travis’ character more tho. bc he’s a kid and that’s understandable. but at his big fucking age burke knows better (okay i’m sorry let me stop before i get heated😭) anyways yeah)

Nat: Alex Karev/Amelia Shepherd, let’s be honest here, alex is so nat, when it comes to the brooding, dickhead, boyfriend, who came from a tough childhood and swears he’s tough as shit just bc he boxes. but is a fucking puppy dog and follows you around and laughs super hard at shit you say even tho you just said that persons shirt looked weird. she’s also very Amelia coded. and yes bc of the drugs and the daddy issues with seeing him get shot. maybe not the same circumstances or relationship but it played a big role in her life.

Jackie: Derek Shepherd, let’s be so fucking fr rn. of course jackie would be charming, annoying, stuck up, pretentious, McDreamy, loyal to a fault, himbo man. “it’s a beautiful day to save lives” headass😭im sorry but i totally see it. also they both die in crazy ways after both surviving a plane crash. if anyone needs to be studied, it’s them.

[brainjvice]

2, 4, 8 and 12 for hiosness

HIONESS HEADCANONS LETSGO

2. Big spoon/little spoon?

I think they would switch, but Hiori def big spoons more!

At the beginning I feel like Ness would big spoon more. He adores to be of service and to "protect"/take care of his partner while they sleep.

Hiori, on the other hand, doesn't mind being held but definitely loves to hold Ness more (can't blame him since he's the most huggable mf in the planet). And Ness has never been properly held like that in his life, so when it happens for the first time he realizes that "oh this feels so fucking nice oh my god" and eventually becomes his preferred position, although he never says it out loud. (except hiori knows. Hiori always knows.)

4. Favourite non-sexual activity?

Def parallel play! They're both more introverted so I imagine they would both prefer to spend their free time at home. Ness usually reads one of his big-ass fantasy books and Hiori sits right beside him and plays his favourite videogames. Sometimes they check on each other, like if Ness sighs Hiori would ask about what's happening in the book, and if Hiori curses Ness stops reading and asks how the in game mission is going.

They would also love to have picnics, but it's because Ness to me is very cottagecore coded. He bakes/cooks heavenly and Hiori loves his cuisine so he doesn't mind to indulge him at all when it comes to go at a park together and touch grass eat there.

8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

YES Ness absolutely loves pet names and would call Hiori with the german equivalent of darling/honey/sweetheart 24/7, at the point that Hiori knows when something is wrong when Ness calls him by his first name only.

Hiori isn't big on pet names - he would use "alex/lexie" most of the time - but a part of me knows that he would occasionally address Ness as his "good boy"/"puppy".

12. Who initiates kisses?

Ness! He's big on physical touch so he can't stay too long without a peck on the lips.

Hiori is usually the first who deepens the kiss though!

Annnd that's it!!!! Wiii thank you for asking about them! :3

[sashiavi]

Series are always exciting! What kind of ideas are you thinking?

Ty for asking! Here are some floating around in my brain atm~

I prefer to separate my characters per post I think, I personally don't enjoy the formatting of a prompt with several characters below the cut?

E.g. How they kiss - Seb, Sam, Harvey, Alex etc etc

I wanna really give each character a moment to shine. But who knows? Maybe I'll do it like that haha

SDV & Genshin Impact - Cock Analysis - ik its been done but I have ideas.. maybe visuals but definitely HEX colour codes

SDV - Aftercare - Smutty and sweet, different scenarios for each bachelor

SDV - Taking your virginity - lots of ideas with this

SDV - Bachelors with a Puppy!Girl? - a classic theme from my blog ehe

I do have a big post in the works; SDV Hybrids going into Rut/Heat - I may separate the characters I'm not sure, I get quite overwhelmed. But at the same time I know many people like to read multi character prompts?

If I do go the series route I'll make a separate masterlist I think, they're already a hot mess baha

[squarebracketsmileyface]

sorry to keep sending you asks about songs that remind me of sorry it's locked but pup by nep is so Jay coded

you are so fucking right oh my god. one just, this song is so fun but like? the way it starts out kinda sad and soft sounding and then at the end just changes to being really loud and angry and jarring. Like, that's SO jay. like, a lot of the time at least in Uni he's sad and just kinda mopey about his and Alex's relationship, right? Like "i want you to scold me just to hear you speak" and "i would wait for you like a dog, like a puppy wanting more attention from you" that LITERALLY so perfect. he's a lost puppy chasing after Alex.

but every now and again something like, flips a switch in his head and he just gets like, ridiculously angry and can't think straight, all he wants to do is hurt alex in some way, to like 'make him feel how he makes me feel' right? And he just lashes out and does things impulsively that he'll 100% regret later, but sometimes he just can't stop himself doing it. like, he's just so angry and hurt and everything that all he can think about is getting his own back, or like, making people feel sorry for him or whatever.

and in the end he always regrets it hugely and wishes he hadn't done it or that he could take it back somehow, but he cant and he wishes he could be more in control of his anger, but by the time his anger gets to that impulsive 'i just need to hurt him!!!' stage its like, idk it's like so beyond anger, yknow? like, it's just this all encompassing thing and he feels like he has basically no control over it. it's an entirely separate entity from himself and it just uses him as a vessel to like, release itself on the world?

does that make sense lmfao? probably not.

basically jay gets so angry his anger doesn't feel like it belongs to him, he feels like he belongs to it and he can't stop it doing whatever it wants. yknow? Like, hatred isn't even nearly close to what he feels for Alex when he's that angry. yknow?

damnit now i'm imagining what'd happen if Jay got that angry at Tim. cos like. he's not magically fixed by being with Tim. he'd 100% get that angry with him eventually. like i'm sure it'd take a while, like, you know that "honeymoon phase" or whatever. Jay would think like, 'oh hey look at me, i'm better now it was all Alex's fault i was that angry with him sometimes' and then he gets that angry with Tim and he has to either grapple with 'hey maybe the common denominator in all this is me' or 'well clearly this is all Tim's fault too'

[jaggedwolf]

pll rewatch 1x07-1x08

while watching previous episodes, I was thinking, wait, Emily has to have a car this season because of [SPOILER]. Does she just randomly start appearing with one?

of course not. instead she wins a car (the BEAUTIFUL TOYOTA) in a raffle the same night she falls down in a mirror maze

1x07 begins with us still on Homecoming night, where we get (1) Spencer, Hanna, and Aria clinging to each other like frightened puppies while looking for Emily and (2) Toby bringing Emily to the hospital

Spencer suggests the trio split up and is immediately indignant at the idea she be the one to go alone lmao

Poor Toby. No one is nice to him :( Spencer said her classic "The devil has a name and it's Toby!" line but Pam also said "people cross the street when they see him", poor fricking teenager.

Emily is like, as someone who has exchanged more than one sentence with Toby, I don't think he's a murderer? and Spencer cannot stand it she is so annoyed

Emily phrases it as "why am in my bed and not in a body bag" <3 Emily's horror movie visceral imagination

FIRST BARRY MAPLE APPEARANCE. HE'S HERE. THE ONE KIND-OF OKAY COP IN ROSEWOOD. ALL HAIL BARRY MAPLE.

Hanna is back to winning her one-woman #BestAlly competition and she's doing so good! I'll repeat this in the tags of a future post, but it is so interesting to me that this is the first step in Hannily becoming close as a pair - before Hanna gets the photos, Aria and Spencer are the ones expressing individual concern over Emily, but once this arc happens, Hanna is all-in

And says exactly what Emily needs to hear. Also saying things to injured Emily: Pam Fields, who is stressing her daughter out and has no idea why.

Ella, Byron is a cheating douchenozzle but go to your son's sportsball game! Mike's done nothing wrong!

Spencer has zero concept of having a job, let alone a service one. Of course she can waltz right into the kitchen to chit-chat, of course Alex must be lying if he says he's working on a day the club is closed. Oh, Spencer.

She does take to making fruit kebabs to hang out with him

Alex says he's never seen her photo with devil horns before and I don't think he's lying...so an A thing? But I prefer to think that it was the kitchen employee from the day before who was all het up about Spencer's health code violations

can any of the liars look normal when talking to the blind girl. (Spencer about Jenna to Emily: You didn't eat one of her cookies, did you?)

well, Emily did okay, but Emily had to deal with Jenna straight up sitting on her bed. Who does that?? But very funny in light of the S2 Halloween episode, isn't Emily dealing with enough.

Aria playing peacemaker as Spencer and Hanna argue in the woods. Oh, Aria, it's like watching a terrier trying to get in between a bloodhound and a golden retriever.

and here we get our first inter-liar callout of Spencer's parents being there to bail her out! I completely forgot it was Hanna who does this, but very fair, Hanna, very fair

Lucas and Hanna bond over watching the stupidest youtube videos, which makes so much sense for them. SMH Sean, not even a smile for turkey on a skateboard? Between that and sending Aria flowers, you deserve the shenanigans you accidentally find yourself in later this season

Emily and Maya get to have nice cute banters about going on a date and manage to make out at a zombie movie without anything bad happening! Good for them!

Especially since everything non-Maya makes Emily look so distressed

like Toby, which leads to the best conversation Emily, Spencer, and Hanna have on Emily's window seat

Emily, clearly upset: I couldn't bring myself to ask. Jenna was so upset. But his bike… it looked like it was… like it was wrecked.

Spencer: Well, I'm not gonna cry over this, and neither should you.

Hanna: Spencer, if she liked him she can cry about it!

Spencer: Well, I'm sorry for speaking.

Spencer: ......Look she's right, I can't tell you what to feel.

and yet Spencer will never stop attempting to, love this maniac

good god I forgot about the Jason recasting, I look forward to when this dark-haired suit-wearer with a stick up his ass is gone

Best A message:

SUBJECT: THE DEDICATION

DO IT RIGHT. I'LL BE WATCHING. JUST LIKE TOM SAWYER. --A

Why did A prepend the message with a subject, do they miss emailing Spencer? I had to explain the Tom Sawyer reference too haha.

A's gonna trick them into painting a fence next

We get so many flashbacks of Alison being terrible by the lakeshore that summer day

Flashback dynamic notes: Emily smiles and laughs at everything Alison says, no matter how mean; Aria is horny for Noel and pays the least attention to Alison; Hanna laughs at the first insult Ali throws at Lucas but then very weakly tries to defend him; Spencer is...Spencer is almost getting bored of Alison's terribleness?

and yet "that's immortality my darling" remains, and so does Alison's bracelet in her nightstand drawer

I like to think Aria had to dig through all her shit to find her bracelet, compared to the other three XD

"what about justice" re: never finding out who killed Alison, Spencer my sweet summer child....sometimes Spencer is the most naive of the liars, in her own way

Spencer's already sent two S.O.S texts this season. Did the girls agree on this code or did Spencer just decide this is her way of asking for help and everyone automatically understood it

isn't this memorial a bit too revealing of her dynamic with y'all, I'd be so self-conscious

and yet, even after an episode filled with flashbacks of Alison's cruelty, I understand all four of their speeches for her.