#taskmaster fic

[kim-tey]

Elixir_if_I_Wanna requested an Alex initiated kiss in show format. I was powerless to do anything but oblige.

This is a banter and intro segment written to try and match in-studio recording energy. It's a special day for Alex and he's keen to show Greg his new data collection.

Completed work, General rating, not even necessarily a pairing if you don't like. Hopefully funny.

[dranna]

The Keeper of Words in his big jumper looking all cute

my fanart of my fanfiction of @3dprintcess ‘ fanfic

like with my writing I experimented with something new here too ~ I’m sorry for the watermarks but I haven’t been able to use glaze nor nightshade yet :’)

-my commissions open -

[astaronyx]

anyone interested in a Jeremy Wells/Paul Williams fanfiction? I doubt there is but yk... there was 15 fics in that tag and I've read all of them so I give you:

✨ my first rpf ✨

I'm sad there's only 5 seasons so I'm rewatching them again

i will give it more chapters later in the future but it's good enough so far

[notalexhorne]

I deeply enjoy making up fake tasks for this fic.

[f-misc]

How do you feel about Christmas cracker jokes? Greg: You'd expect me to say they're awful, or be angry about them. But I quite like going through the motions and the family reading them out! Alex: I like the challenge of making them funny. I'm going to say something slightly arrogant: I will back myself in a family situation, even with a bad joke, to make it funny. I reckon comedians can still deliver it. I'll do it, whatever it takes.

Alex, you write the jokes for the Taskmaster Christmas crackers. What's the secret? Alex: You just write something that is really stupid and gets a groan. A groan is your friend. It's things like, which actor quenches your thirst the most? Leonardo DiCapri Sun. Greg: I mean, it's quite good. Alex: What about Danny DeVimto? Greg: I don't mind that, either.

What are your Christmas traditions? Greg: There's a tradition in my family that I believe to be barbaric. The rule is you can open gifts from Father Christmas in the morning, but all other gifts cannot be opened until the last dish has been washed following Christmas dinner. Alex: Whoa, not even after the meal? Greg: Nothing. Not until everything's been washed and everyone's sat down. I see the torture in my nieces' faces. It was almost the ruination of Christmas for me as a child.

Alex: We have a genuine tradition, where after dinner there's one pineapple, and everyone guesses the amount of leaves on the top of it. The oldest person in the household has to count the leaves. Greg: What a surprise that your family would have a weird tradition that no one else in the whole country does. Alex: They keep going. They get really small. You're looking at triple figures. You're looking at 100-plus. Greg: So in the Horne household, it's like, "Oh, gather round, now we're going to count the leaves on a pineapple?" It's like you're lost in some Victorian time loop. Alex: Well, we're not the ones banning our children from opening presents until it's dark...

'How much should you pay a short mother? Mini mum wage' GREG DAVIES

'Why did the man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well' ALEX HORNE

[wonkyplate]

pov youre a terminal that keeps acting up when the chief and second officer are on shift

[redstonedust]

this taskmaster moment is sort of what it felt like to be on tumblr in 2014 i think

[bleuskais]

...i guess it's been a while since he looked on the website

~

Greg Davies Loves Reading Erotic Taskmaster Fan Fiction to Alex Horne (~5m44s)

[kim-tey]

Edit: All finished - 5 Chapters, 21k words.

There's tooth-rotting fluff, idiots in love, and just a really, really, cute puppy dog! There's a spooooooky forest and canonical child-arsonist Alex. It's not something I'd thought I'd actually write. 🐕🐶🐕🐶

A new one for you, darling.

Do you want to read a silly adventure romp where Alex is actually *cursed* to be a dog, instead of just dog-coded? Well - I’ve started this one so feel free to check it out. If that’s your kind of thing. I’ll update this post when it’s all finished.

Rated T for language and some romantic situations but no smut. How very unlike me.

[dranna]

Summary: Alex and Greg’s been (neighbours) living together on a tiny island, sharing each other's company.

It takes place during a quiet, spring afternoon. Greg is writing and Alex not-so-convincingly reading his book not-at-all admiring the taller man.

Contents: so much fluff. Nothing else.

a/n: I’ve never written for these two, but a while ago I came across this absolutely lovely fic by @3dprintcess which shook me in the best way possible. It's a writing practice based on the au @3dprintcess establish in her fic -> the Cottage and the Lighthouse *mwha*

I tried out something new here! :D It was so interesting to do. I’ve been writing in a prose / poem like form since I started doing fics in English. However, for this one I thought I’ll try starting poem-y and slowly transforming it to text-y

Let me know what you think<3

[astaronyx]

Here's the ocs I made that are used in my Taskmaster fanfic. Yes, Parker looks a little like Luke Manning, and yes, I basically stole Xavier's outfit from Jim in VHSCCs. Hehe.

Xavier's the only one who didn't have a backstory before I essentially disregarded the backstories for the fanfic. Poor thing.

[4th-make-quail]

Just remembered these from s11 and I literally can't stop thinking about it.....

WHY DID HE SAY THIS

[isoldewas]

brain chemistry forever changed

[mirmi]

15x03 – I Love To Squander Promise

[thunderbolts25]

Thunderbolts* Fic Exchange

In honor of the upcoming Marvel film Thunderbolts* (2025), this is an AO3 fic exchange all about celebrating the messy, chaotic, and hopefully wonderful world of antiheroes. There's endless potential for speculation, au's, or just having fun with some of your favorite characters again!

Who exactly are the Thunderbolts*?

A team composed of Yelena Belova (Black Widow), James "Bucky" Barnes (Winter Soldier), Alexei Shostakov (Red Guardian), John Walker (U.S. Agent), Antonia Dreykov (Taskmaster), Bob (Sentry), and Ava Starr (Ghost), all run by Valentina Allegra de Fontaine. There will allegedly be appearances from Bill Foster (Goliath*), Melina Vostokoff (Black Widow), and Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross (Red Hulk), so for the fun of it, they are welcome too!

Schedule:

Sign Ups Open: Wednesday, Jan 15th at 24:00 (EST) Sign Ups Close: Friday, Jan 31st at 11:59 pm (EST) Assignments Out: Sunday, February 2nd Assignments Due: Saturday, March 1st at 11:00 am (EST) Works Revealed: Monday, March 10th at 11:00 am (EST) Creators Revealed: Friday, March 22nd at 11:00 am (EST)

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[kim-tey]

New fic, now complete. Check 'er out, if you like that sorta thing I guess! mind the tags as per, this one is nsfw.