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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

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Blue lock leaks got me singing war is over

My next question is: Reo when?

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he floats for however long he wants to btw. not limited to 4 minutes

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Whats y'all's favorite musical?

(this includes: broadway, movie musicals, and musicals not on broadway)

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Given his obsession with actresses, I need Sendou to marry Kaiser’s mom and take his role as a stepfather in a painfully serious way. He would be the "not the stepfather but the father that stepped in" type of step dad (and would probably wear a shirt with these exact words printed on). He would try to bomd with his adored step-son via buying him tickets for a football game or inviting him out for lunch. Telling Kaiser shit like "I'm so proud of you, son" and trying in vain to conquer Mihya's cold heart via cringy dad-jokes. Kaiser hates every second of it.

It would be awful. It would be hilarious.

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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,

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The money I'd pay to be a fly on the wall in the bm plane on the way home

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let me tell u ive been thinking,,,,,,

nsfw-ish? ryusae thoughts.

Not to be that person but do you think Sae would force Shidou to get tested for STDs periodically? Because I know for sure Sae would refuse to fuck raw unless he knows his partner is safe.

At the same time I feel like Shidou hatessss everything medical related and would rather explode in a cloud of pink flesh confettis than get his blood drawn at 7am once a month. But Sae would be *adamant* about it, and eventually Ryusei would cave in like the good boy he is.

Point is I don't think Ryusae would have a strictly and "canonical" monogamous relationship but it eventually kinda becomes one by itself. I think Ryusei would be so tunnelvision-ed on Sae that he'd rather drop casual sex than lose his Sae-privileges (more like he doesnt want to get a blood test everytime they see each other + Sae hasn't bored him yet so he's enjoying this ride)

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saw the bottom kaiser tag and i rubbed my hands like a mischievous little fly

devour / worship - kaisagi

devour / worship - E - 6.6k

tags: gods, mortal isagi, blasphemy, eventual smut, kaiser pov, top isagi/bottom kaiser

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Michael Kaiser is a god. He does not debase himself for mere mortals, and certainly not the type of mortals that see fit to spurn his power.

Michael sets his sights on rectifying Isagi Yoichi's clear lack of devotion.

[read on ao3]

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nsfw-ish? ryusae thoughts.

Not to be that person but do you think Sae would force Shidou to get tested for STDs periodically? Because I know for sure Sae would refuse to fuck raw unless he knows his partner is safe.

At the same time I feel like Shidou hatessss everything medical related and would rather explode in a cloud of pink flesh confettis than get his blood drawn at 7am once a month. But Sae would be *adamant* about it, and eventually Ryusei would cave in like the good boy he is.

Point is I don't think Ryusae would have a strictly and "canonical" monogamous relationship but it eventually kinda becomes one by itself. I think Ryusei would be so tunnelvision-ed on Sae that he'd rather drop casual sex than lose his Sae-privileges (more like he doesnt want to get a blood test everytime they see each other + Sae hasn't bored him yet so he's enjoying this ride)

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I watched wicked yesterday and i brainrotted so bad I had to make a kaisae!AU out of it.

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I just finished conclave damn i loved it i wish the pope were real

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This was so insanely fun to draw skfjfbsnnfns Shidou my babygorl slay queen 😫💕💅🏻 Sae has good taste.

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babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

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anyone got good ryusae fic rec? I'm unfortunately starving here. Any rating ok! No chatfic tho

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Draw more ryusae ur awesome pls

i haven’t been able to draw because i’ve been too busy having a life but oh my god this literally felt like breathing cold air for the first time in so long