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grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

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Maybe it's just my former neglected child swag but I really hate it when people act like iPads or some technology or whatever is an independent entity which can in and of itself cause what are literally just symptoms of child neglect. Like. Come on. Put on your thinking cap. If a child literally cannot hold a pencil by the time they enter school, if they have absolutely no emotional regulation skills or situational awareness, if they don't know how to entertain themselves to an extent that it's interfering with basic developmental milestones. And the parent either doesn't understand or doesn't care or simply hasn't noticed that this is maybe not fine. Do we think the sole and primary issue going on here is rooted in. The evil technology that melts your brain or whatever. Like sorry does the iPad have legs. Is it gonna sit up and run and start eating people too

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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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Average ryusae interaction after ryusei gets his paws on that phone number

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This makes sense to me only

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Sometimes I look at Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen and Shidou Ryusei and realize that when it comes to a certain character i DEFINITELY have a type

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I need to draw them biting each other or something, they’ve been too nice for too long

Ending Pride Month the right way

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i almost forgot to do some pride month art, oops

not the best doodle but there ya go 🙏

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I think there needs to be more ryusae in this world

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I ddidn't post almost mouth

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mutuals this is us

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ryubunnysae

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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Three way kiss between bunny, sae and shidou

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I see the radfems out there saying that every man who's ever been born is a psychopath who's constantly looking for an opportunity to commit a felony and then I remember this one time I was really struggling to get a shopping cart out of another shopping cart and a dude came over to help me, but he couldn't do it, and then another dude came over to help him, and then another came over because it was a challenge he wanted in on, and then I had 3 guys all tearing at a stuck shopping cart, and literally none of them even needed a cart.

And when they got it out, they fist pumped and I said thanks so much and one of them said "easy." And then they left.

And it's like.

I don't think radfems go outside.