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GET 👏 THAT 👏 PUPPET 👏
PREGNANT!!!!
#muppet joker#the croakerverse#the croaker movement#speak your truth#preach#christianity#jesus christ#puppetfucking#puppet fucking is a sacred act#dark twisted mind#my dark mind#crazy fucking psuchopath#you wouldnt get it#joker
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And speaking of human/puppet weddings, why can't we invite Julian the Gentleman to the Hotel? Dude is so chill. He deserved a place of peace.
Plus, he could meet the other puppets who have egos and could chat with Venigni about egos and tell stories about his lovely wife. He deserves to know he was being gaslit by his family and all of Krat. He was right!!!
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Swelling up with envy, Says I'm his favorite, Yeah I fuckin better be.
#uncropped version for all my puppetfuckers#he's just a jealous little puppet sometimes#took me so long to pick an ethel cain caption for this#she just gets it#lies of p#lies of p fanart#lop#lies of p pinocchio#can i tag this as x reader...#my art#alternate caption whose is it now? its yours
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#lmao hit the 30 tag limit on that reblog hope yall appreciate my puppetfucking commentary#delete later / /#puppets mention
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I need to ask one thing
What the fuck is Welcome Home
I barely know myself, just that puppets are involved and its now tumblr illegal to make them fuck.
#ask tag#crowtalks#the next generation of puppetfuckers is anti puppet fucking#dirk would be so disspointed
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i forgot i had that image of Sexy Vampire Fantoccio which is official art for some reason but boy did i just remember
hey google how do you say "cover them up slut" in shakespearean english
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Please do not post about wanting to fuck puppets if you do not mean it. It is fucking disrespectful to our community. It is 2024 and we are still kinkshaming and mocking others? At this rate all puppetfucking posts from blogs that do not prove to me that they mean it will be called out. I am done being silent.
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BRO: Hey, knucklehead.
DAVE: yo whats up puppetfucker
BRO: Okay, wow, first of all,
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Yo
Sup i'm dave strider
The guy who made SBaHJ, yeah, and some other moiveis... and movies too i guess
I died and now i'm in hell
Well, not really
But it feels like it
Anyway this seems to be the only thing i can do on this.. uh, device? I guess
But i needed something to do in this hellhole, so... i guess this is a diary or journal or whatever is less lame
I guess i could be talking to myself
I dont know, though it wouldnt be the first time
I just...
....I'm goin kinda fuckin crazy in here if i'm bein real
Just me an some puppetfucker in a two bedroom eldritch apartment
Well, if anyones listening hmu
#Ive had to hide so much puppet ass#I am TIRED of lookin at plush rump#ask open#homestuck#alpha dave#brogatory au#bro strider#ask blog#homestuck ask blog#alpha bro strider
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@ovkl told me this was a safe place for puppetfuckers then was hating on me plushfucking? I can’t with the double standards
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Me, talking to my normie friend: Yeah I kinda miss Romeo. I want to fight him again for the 328409238402408th time. Him: Haha you totally have stockholm syndrome for him! Me: Haha...yeah... Me internally: THAT IS SO HOT THAT IS SO HOT THAT IS SO HOT THAT IS SO HOT THAT IS SO HOT THAT IS SO H
#romeo#lies of p#king of puppets#lop spoilers#puppetfucker#THERE'S BEEN SO MUCH NOSTALGIA FOR IT LATELY LOOKING FOR CONTENT#AND IM JUST LIKE...#DAMN HE REALLY GOT ME WHIPPED HUH#personal
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DONT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS, FUCKFACE.
I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SC, IN FACT, NO ONE HERE ARE IN RELATIONSHIPS
MY OPINIONS ON PUPPETS ARE NOT THE SAME AS MY KINMATES, IM ALLOWED TO HAVE MY OWN THOUGHTS
DO NOT BRING THE CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME IN THIS ASSHAT, THATS REACHING A NEW LOW...
HEY DAVE... REMEMBER ME ?
karkat…? huh…what….my head is already spinning enough
#DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A PUPPETFUCKER STRIDER...#I WAS HOPING YOU WERE INTO SOMETHING MORE... GREY.... AND HORNED....#HEH... JUST KIDDING#STUPID GAY IDIOT FAGGOT
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Sometimes I look at DirkCal or BroCal and say "There's nothing more erotic than a bond between a boy and his beloved childhood toy" out loud...sigh
you are correct though. exorcise yourself of shame. embrace the puppetfucking lifestyle
#also sorry for taking a while to get to this ask#and also also sorry to the other asks i still have yet to get to
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the influx of puppetfuckers in the puppetry tag lately has been.......
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TW for my usual unhinged stance on puppets, if you're following me, you know. If you're not, I'm sorry (not sorry). ((If you're the author or narrator, I'm actually sorry.))
Okay, so because I'm allowed to be freaky on main about puppets on this site, I just wanna tell everyone, because everyone should know that creepypasta narrator Lighthouse Horror just posted a story (by author Alonso Solis) about an evil puppet show a few days ago, and I just listened, and I loved it.
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Now onto freaky business:
Headcanoning the main char as a puppetfucker bc c'mon, that bromance, the way he lovingly describes Mr. Smiley's appearance, what he does before leaving the old studio towards the end... Just... Mmmm... *chef's kiss* love this kinda content. I'll sleep soundly dreaming I could have someone like that. Y'know? Big, glassy eyes, big grin, secret evil laugh, mildly self-animate...
#god i love puppets so much man especially the evil ones but not exclusively yknow#even the word puppet is cute like puppies and i feel warm and fuzzy inside no pun intended (who am i kidding. fully intended)#need me a freak like that#also should probably tw for the story just general creepypasta themes evil puppets kids dyin unreality dubious morality in the main char etc#thats not an exhaustive list tho im not qualified to give an exhaustive list this is a thirst post i just wanna cover all my bases here#puppets#man im not even posting about puppets on my puppet named blog (it was just recommended when i typed that)#and thats a damn shame lmao i should make more so i can revive that blog (its just my art blog i gave up on separating from the main)#suggestive#for the post not the video#creepypasta#(tagging for a tw sorry to put that in the tag if ppl use the tag i have no idea i dont usually post ab creepypastas on here but ...#... given i saw a bunch of ouppet stuff earlier i remembered i can be weird on here about puppets. i guess anywhere...#...but here feels natural to be weird ab them)#ngl i couldnt stop thinkin of ... you know who ... with the description and how the main char keeps him around all the time#mmmmmmmm otp5eva in a different flavour mmmmmmmmm#should probably also confess that#OBLIGATORY: 'DISCLAIMER: i'M HI (HIGH)' TAG#bc im probably gna regret typing all this tmr but fuck man#i love puppets dudeeeeeee i can scream about it forever#ok this is enough im getting too sappy im def gonna regret that#Cori.exe#Post.exe#video#horror#sorry steven and alonso lol i hope yall are too busy to see this im totally normal about puppets it was all a joke#((whispering to followers: its not a joke dont worry i wouldnt play u like that))#((puppetfucker 4 lyfe bruhhh believe it))#((fuck man i love them so much))#i want more evil puppet/etc horror content theres never enough to satisfy me i am insatiable about puppets in horror
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oh so because i've become a dhmis fan for june i'm just a fan of anything involving puppets huh?? HUH?? i'm just degraded to a fucking PUPPETFUCKER huh‽? you might have the advantage now tumblr but we'll see who's laughing at the sundance film festival you fuck. you bastard.
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