#puppetfucking

[muppet-lurker]

GET 👏 THAT 👏 PUPPET 👏

PREGNANT!!!!

[venigni]

And speaking of human/puppet weddings, why can't we invite Julian the Gentleman to the Hotel? Dude is so chill. He deserved a place of peace.

Plus, he could meet the other puppets who have egos and could chat with Venigni about egos and tell stories about his lovely wife. He deserves to know he was being gaslit by his family and all of Krat. He was right!!!

[phonydiaries]

Swelling up with envy, Says I'm his favorite, Yeah I fuckin better be.

[coridallasmultipass]

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[catgirl-catboy]

I need to ask one thing

What the fuck is Welcome Home

I barely know myself, just that puppets are involved and its now tumblr illegal to make them fuck.

[themintywitch]

I don’t know if you can tell what my new hyperfixation is but if you can’t it’s Welcome Home by PartyCoffin aka Clownillustrations. I am. In love with a puppet

[fates-pet]

i forgot i had that image of Sexy Vampire Fantoccio which is official art for some reason but boy did i just remember

hey google how do you say "cover them up slut" in shakespearean english

[the-muppet-joker]

Please do not post about wanting to fuck puppets if you do not mean it. It is fucking disrespectful to our community. It is 2024 and we are still kinkshaming and mocking others? At this rate all puppetfucking posts from blogs that do not prove to me that they mean it will be called out. I am done being silent.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

BRO: Hey, knucklehead.

DAVE: yo whats up puppetfucker

BRO: Okay, wow, first of all,

[brogatory]

Yo

Sup i'm dave strider

The guy who made SBaHJ, yeah, and some other moiveis... and movies too i guess

I died and now i'm in hell

Well, not really

But it feels like it

Anyway this seems to be the only thing i can do on this.. uh, device? I guess

But i needed something to do in this hellhole, so... i guess this is a diary or journal or whatever is less lame

I guess i could be talking to myself

I dont know, though it wouldnt be the first time

I just...

....I'm goin kinda fuckin crazy in here if i'm bein real

Just me an some puppetfucker in a two bedroom eldritch apartment

Well, if anyones listening hmu

[venigni]

Me, talking to my normie friend: Yeah I kinda miss Romeo. I want to fight him again for the 328409238402408th time. Him: Haha you totally have stockholm syndrome for him! Me: Haha...yeah... Me internally: THAT IS SO HOT THAT IS SO HOT THAT IS SO HOT THAT IS SO HOT THAT IS SO HOT THAT IS SO H

[sweedish-lennon]

DONT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS, FUCKFACE.

I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SC, IN FACT, NO ONE HERE ARE IN RELATIONSHIPS

MY OPINIONS ON PUPPETS ARE NOT THE SAME AS MY KINMATES, IM ALLOWED TO HAVE MY OWN THOUGHTS

DO NOT BRING THE CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME IN THIS ASSHAT, THATS REACHING A NEW LOW...

HEY DAVE... REMEMBER ME ?

karkat…? huh…what….my head is already spinning enough

[girlbowser]

wtf is going on with the muppet joker. can you explain the lore

short answer. watch the strange aeons video

long answer.

the muppet joker is an extremely dedicated individual who my friends and i encountered by complete chance, because at the time (a few months ago) i was ALSO running a puppetfucking gimmick/character blog. (if you don't know about the @feltcaverns/limplegsakimbo saga, i recommend checking out the summary website. but tldr, friends and i ran blogs pretending to be pornbots for bro strider's website plushrump.) mj found our blogs and we started interacting, and thats really where it spiralled

eventually mj got found by the wider internet, and for whatever reason, despite liveblogging homestuck for months, despite befriending and heavily interacting with bro strider and his pornbots, homestuck was mostly scrubbed from the story.

mj took the only natural response and began to violently kin vriska in retaliation

absolute fucking legend

anyway. it continues. theres some shit happening at a dennys today. olipop is one of the biblical four horsemen of the apocalypse. what the fuck ever man

we're just here for muppet hole, at the end of the day. thats really what its all about

we are all together muppetfriend

[coridallasmultipass]

TW for my usual unhinged stance on puppets, if you're following me, you know. If you're not, I'm sorry (not sorry). ((If you're the author or narrator, I'm actually sorry.))

Okay, so because I'm allowed to be freaky on main about puppets on this site, I just wanna tell everyone, because everyone should know that creepypasta narrator Lighthouse Horror just posted a story (by author Alonso Solis) about an evil puppet show a few days ago, and I just listened, and I loved it.

Now onto freaky business:

Headcanoning the main char as a puppetfucker bc c'mon, that bromance, the way he lovingly describes Mr. Smiley's appearance, what he does before leaving the old studio towards the end... Just... Mmmm... *chef's kiss* love this kinda content. I'll sleep soundly dreaming I could have someone like that. Y'know? Big, glassy eyes, big grin, secret evil laugh, mildly self-animate...

[the-meat-machine]

Sometimes I look at DirkCal or BroCal and say "There's nothing more erotic than a bond between a boy and his beloved childhood toy" out loud...sigh

you are correct though. exorcise yourself of shame. embrace the puppetfucking lifestyle

[solarcitymelodies]

the influx of puppetfuckers in the puppetry tag lately has been.......