#julian the gentleman

[venigni]

And speaking of human/puppet weddings, why can't we invite Julian the Gentleman to the Hotel? Dude is so chill. He deserved a place of peace.

Plus, he could meet the other puppets who have egos and could chat with Venigni about egos and tell stories about his lovely wife. He deserves to know he was being gaslit by his family and all of Krat. He was right!!!

[aoitakumi8148]

...𝓤𝓷𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓗𝓲𝓼 𝓣𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼... 𝓗𝓮 𝓚𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓗𝓲𝓶 𝓞𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓞𝓿𝓮𝓻.

[lgbtqreads]

Most Anticipated LGBTQ+ Romances: January-June 2025

So Not My Type by Dana Hawkins (January 5th) Sophie Black has clawed her way up from coffee runs to project manager at a top Seattle ad agency. She’s laser-focused on her career—until the CEO’s daughter, Ella Northwood, joins the team. Forced to work together on a high-stakes campaign, sparks fly as Sophie’s scrappy determination clashes with Ella’s polished privilege. But there’s more to both…

[darklinaforever]

Today we really get called homophobic /queerphobic for nothing these days.

Because I don't 100% appreciate (without completely hating it, I remind you, I still can't wait to see what Franchaela will give us) the gender change from Michael to Michaela in Bridgerton.

Because I hope we don't change Benedict's romance with Sophie with a man instead, by also changing Sophie's gender for example (although fortunately that shouldn't happen at all).

Because I don't like Rhaenicent (even though this queerbaiting ship doesn't even have a place in the dance of the dragons storyline).

Because I don't like Rhaesaria and I'm firmly against it (it comes out of nowhere and won't go anywhere and what's more it goes against both the character of Rhaenyra who would never cheat on Daemon and that of Mysaria who would never be sincere with Rhaenyra).

Because I don't like the identity and gender problems that the writers attributed to Rhaenyra who in HOTD wants to be a man (seriously, wtf ?), not to mention suddenly inventing her a bisexuality that she actually doesn't have in the original Fire and Blood canon.

The fact of making Jaskier in The Witcher also like men for a plot that serves no purpose ? It doesn't seem to me from what I remember that he also likes men in the books, however I remember that Ciri was on the other hand bisexual ?

So once again, why make a character who isn't queer in the books a character who is queer in the adaptation when you just have to adapt the ones who are queer ?!

Regardless, it kills me to be called homophobic / queerphobic because I disagree with some seriously questionable writing decisions.

Or worse, telling me that I'm homophobic /queerphobic for loving fictional problematic queer relationships... That's still a strong shitty argument.

[hexgirllovesyou]

There are two types of guy in this world:

Oh Julian my dearest...

And Lucio.. of course..

@thearcanagame

[yoan-le-grall]

[simptasia]

this is the future liberals want

[missanthropicprinciple]

Julian Firth as Quincy in Spymaker: The Secret Life of Ian Fleming

[obsessive-valentine]

Yandere Artist x GN!Maid-Reader

Julian (or Jules as you nickname him), an esteemed artist in Victorian society, becomes captivated by a forgotten maid who moves through life unnoticed by others. Obsessed with finding ways to capture the adoration he has for you on canvas.

You’d been a maid at the gallery Julian visited, and the reason he returned over and over. He, a man of great status, an esteemed artist too, became drawn to you beyond his own understanding.

On one of Julian’s many visits, he found the courage to speak to you. "You work so hard, yet make it look as graceful as a dance", he murmured, his voice soft but sincere. You were startled—maids weren't meant to be noticed by men of his status. But Julian wasn’t like the others.

It was only after weeks of shared glances, whispered conversation and quiet sketches that Julian dared to ask you for more.

Losing sleep over the way you made him feel, emotions so deep and unexplainable he began going mad over trying to express it. His current models and pieces of art just weren't good enough compared to you and the way you make him feel.

A type of suffocating love he never thought could exist.

“Forgive me for being so forward,” he said, his voice gentle and earnest. “I understand this may come as a shock, but if you’d allow me, I would be honoured if you would be my muse."

Though you were hesitant to overstep and cause a scandal, he promised you everything you could want if you were to only be his muse, he’d give you a place to stay and all you could ask for, you wouldn’t have to be a maid anymore. But then being his muse, turned into friendship, then lovers.

He fell in love with how you so effortlessly inspired his work -but fell harder for how you grounded him as a person. Smitten by the little things- your soft laughter, the gentle way you spoke. He loved the small gestures you made without thinking, the way you’d hum as you worked. He'd notice it all.

While initially hesitant from the intensity of not being spared a glance to having a man tripping over himself at the sight of you -you grew to enjoy his presence. The idea of being someone who inspires him, someone who is at the centre of his world. After living your whole life in the shadows.

...

Many hours a week are sat in his study as he paints you, his work taking on a new life, new meaning that only makes it so much more beautiful.

Julian loves to draw you absentmindedly—it’s almost like an instinct, something that he can't stop even when he's lost in thought. He has many books filled with fast sketches that are almost abstract that he scribbles without even looking at the page, to incredibly detailed sketches that almost look like photos.

Parts of your day are recorded in those books like his own form of videoing you. Some are so attentive they could be made into a seamless stop motion.

Sometimes he even finds himself sitting on the bathroom floor as you bathe, talking to you as he once again absent-mindedly draws. finding inspiration for his next piece.

He’s obsessed with the little details. He gets lost in those details, and every sketch is a desperate attempt to capture your essence. But not necessarily just when he’s drawing either.

When he’s not drawing, Julian traces his fingers over your skin studying every part of you.

His love language is physical touch, though it’s always gentle and respectful. Gently running his fingers through your hair or resting a hand possessively on your waist.

But that doesn't mean he lacks in the other 4 departments. Like how he loves to whisper to you just how much you mean to him.

His feelings for you are intense, to the point of worship, though he doesn’t fully realise how deep his obsession runs, he doesn't do anything to correct it either.

Sometimes that can be overwhelming for you, especially going from such an ignored life to one in a lovely house, a handsome gentleman of a husband and the title of being a muse.

But you can't bring yourself to make him stop, he’s Prince Charming in your eyes.

You don’t see the way he glares or scowls at men who dare talk to you when you accompany him to town or an event. Or how he makes borderline cruel verbal jabs to women who try to take his attention from you even for a moment.

[venigni]

The OG Puppetfucker™

[kxsagi]

Bllk boys w a f!reader who has a big chest?😭

Can be suggestive if u want it to be !!

(Characters: Rin, Aiku, Isagi(I LOVE HIM SM), Loki(I LOVE HIM TOO:0), karasu, kaiser, shidou + whoever u want!!)

“𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐃: 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧”

a/n: how do we feel about loki guys

like i honestly just see him as kylian mbappe and don’t get me started on him in season 1 😭

ft. isagi yoichi, shidou ryusei, aiku oliver, kaiser michael, itoshi rin, karasu tabito, loki julian

isagi yoichi – “my pillow”

he’s dead tired after a long day and just flops face-first into you. no shame, no hesitation. straight into chest heaven.

“... you’re comfy.” he mutters, voice muffled, arms wrapping around your waist as he nuzzles in deeper.

you try to push him off, but he’s basically deadweight, clinging onto you like you’re his personal body pillow.

falls asleep instantly. you’re trapped.

shidou ryusei – “shirt thief”

you’re chilling at home in one of his oversized shirts, and it’s practically drowning you – except for your chest.

he walks in, takes one look, and his brain lags.

"why is my shirt fighting for its life?" he teases, tugging at the fabric barely holding itself together.

will absolutely lift the hem just to watch you squirm.

aiku oliver – “stressball addict”

he’s a full-blown menace when you’re doing the most mundane things.

you’ll be washing dishes, folding laundry, or reaching for something high up, and he’ll just swoop in from behind and cup you.

“needed a stress reliever,” he hums all casually, squeezing slightly.

you swat him away, but he’s already back for seconds.

kaiser michael – “water hazard”

beach or pool dates? yeah, forget it.

every time you come out of the water, your bikini’s just struggling for survival and he’s having a religious experience.

“... babe,” he chokes out, eyes very much not on your face.

suddenly volunteers to apply sunscreen on you, taking his sweet, sweet time.

itoshi rin – “unbothered but not really”

he never looks fazed, even when you’re walking around in his hoodie, which is half falling off your shoulder, revealing just a bit too much skin.

acts like he doesn’t care, barely even glancing your way.

but when you leave the room, he lets out the breath he was holding.

casually adjusts his sweats, raking a hand through his hair like he wasn’t just battling for his life internally.

if you catch him staring? he hits you with the most monotone lie ever:

“... thought you had something on your shirt.” (he’s full of shit.)

karasu tabito – “distraction tactic”

you’re just innocently gaming, focused on winning, and he, being the walking distraction he is, just leans over you from behind.

conveniently, his hands accidentally land on your chest.

“oops,” he mutters, but his grin says otherwise.

now you’re losing, flustered, and he’s having the time of his life.

loki julian – “gentleman? mmm sure"

you’re struggling with a zipper on your dress, and he, being the gentleman he is, offers to help.

but when his hands slowly drag the zipper down, his fingers just barely graze your skin.

you feel his warm breath on your neck as he leans in slightly.

“there,” he murmurs, voice low and composed. but his hands? they linger.

you shiver slightly, and he pretends not to notice, though his lips are dangerously close to your ear.

“hmm… it seems a little snug,” he murmurs, lightly tugging at the fabric around your chest, way too casually. 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[searchingforserendipity25]

felix knightly, julian's much-mentioned friend felix, comes to the station, and he's this dashing and effete and supremely successful older human man. he wears excellent fabrics and dedicates his life to constructing beautiful fictions.

he calls julian darling and sweetheart all the time. he speaks often of how they met - something about old hardcover books and competitive bidding in a san francisco auction house for history and literature lovers.

so it went: a long chat that turned to a long night haunting bars, showing this bright young thing the best old spots in the city, where real bands play real songs, history clings to the walls and a holoprogrammer could see nearly into the past, the future, the heart of things.

we walked the bridge with dawn on our shoulders, spent the night without losing reasons to keep talking together, and i knew this was a very special young man i had just befriended, he says.

and julian bashir, chief medical officer, war-tried and brave, looks at him through his lashes, a little bit twenty and awe-struck at being liked still.

felix speaks often about how so much of the reliable realism in his holonovels depends on having his own clever doctor to give him accurate medical information. how his gifts of custom-made programs are nothing, barely anything in comparison to the pleasure of making sweet julian enjoy himself in his intervals between wonderful adventures and admirable medical work.

he is flighty and shameless and self-satisfied and he never fails to make julian flush and brighten - something flickering open around his eyes.

he kisses the back of his hands, and plays with his hair. as if it easy and natural; as if he should be allowed always to lay a hand on julian's shoulder, and smile down at him with a conspiratorial look.

it would be easier, perhaps, if it were more sordid. but they tease each other endlessly, argue like old friends, there is history between them and not only old infatuation.

to watch him is to see an image repeated. there is the twist of the wrist doctor bashir does, the way he raises his chin and picks a glass with elegance and flirts relentlessly, as he himself had been flirted with until he relented.

it is clear enough that knightly has been a guiding figure to him, a teacher in some fashion in the arts of playing the gentleman.

a mildly chiding word from him in a specific tone, and julian straightens his back and pays attentions, rethinks his position, eases back the strain in his shoulders, lets himself be challenged, seduced into a proper debate. so perhaps he was the one who taught him that, too; to argue without spite, with wit, brash but not bull-headed.

it is clear enough julian bashir trusts him fully with his fantasies, and does not fear any mockery.

it is clear he is a weak man, a man of vice, an hedonist with no sense of responsibility, who cannot stand to live outside his programs. he drinks prodigiously and gambles recklessly, enjoys the sort of mind-whirling substances the federation permits only in careful dosages -

he is not the one to mention how it was that a medical student came to be well-versed in treating withdrawals, in dealing with hateful words said in dire states. doctor bashir himself, of course, would never breach patient confidentiality. but one may guess; one may assume.

his presence is temporary, he will go away to do research on another singular and distant place, he'll leave his friend behind for the hundredth time and send back a consolation game whenever he remembers he exists at all.

anyone can see it, in the doctor's eyes. he is has been wounded many times, he has been trained well to be expect to be liked but not wanted long.

in unrelated news, garak of garak's clothiers has had to cite complications to explain the delay of his present and forthcoming commissions. several of his needles and sewing machines have taken unexpected tumbles against the floor, and a remarkable amount of his fabric has appeared shredded to rags, almost as if a vole or beast of some sort had laid furious claws on them.

well, so it goes: life is not an holonovel. in real life, sometimes accidents can't be avoided, and mistakes have consequences.

someone ought to remind felix knightly of that, perhaps.

[cluedoenthusiast]

Big Autism Post

(I'm not calling him autistic. These are just some autistic traits that I've noticed that he has that neurotypicals can also have)

This is a list of ND traits, each with a few examples of instances or whatever:

Like to lead conversations and provide extensive information on the specific topics you are interested in.

Find it easier to talk ‘at’ people, rather than engaging in a two-way conversation.

“Oh… I forgot to bring my cheat sheet. I’ve got a folder with notes, which I planned on bringing with me. But it also feels a little know-it-all and self-conscious to start giving a lecture from my own notes here. My best line… I wouldn’t know! I simply don’t know all the lyrics by heart yet. [long pause] I think ‘Big Ideas’ as a whole is a very accomplished song.” [X]

Have your own unique phrases and descriptive words.

“A bone-coloured gentleman” - him describing a spider [X] [+post I made a while back about him and words]

Find building and maintaining close friendships and relationships difficult in a range of environments.

hmm 🤨

May use facial expressions and make gestures when speaking with people that others find unusual.

This whole interview is just him stimming but specifically watch 1:46 in the video when jamie mentions it

The Zane Lowe The Car Interview where he’s doing the same hand stim over and over again

He makes a pained expression sometimes when he’s just talking about normal things but there’s too many examples to get

Autistic individuals are often perceived as controlling. + Have a strong desire to set and follow rules, whether in the classroom, work or social situations.

“…but I'm quite a control freak." He grins. "There's a bit of that." [X]

Would you describe yourself as a control freak in the studio? “Yeah, probably… (Laughs) well, definitely. I think somebody needs to take the reins and I’m happy to do that. I’m sure it’s quite annoying for other people at times, but I think they’re glad that someone is… not exactly in charge but has a vision.” [X]

Alex Turner is not satisfied with the light of the room chosen to serve as the basis for our interview. It is a small and cozy hipster hotel in the neighborhood of Los Feliz, in Los Angeles, of those who are above a cafe with tables occupied by young people on the computer and without queues at the cash registers that do not accept cash payment. The leader of Arctic Monkeys, the largest rock band to leave the United Kingdom in the last 20 years, moves the switches until he finds the perfect balance of luminosity. "Is that okay with you?" he asks, but doesn't seem to care much about the answer. Turner likes to have full control over his environment. "Where do you want to sit? Here will be the best place, right?" he asks, with coffee in his hand, already standing in front of a small beige table below the lamp that insisted on not releasing the proper light. Shy to the point of never completing an entire sentence, as if the mouth did not accompany his fast brain, Turner is fully aware of his obsession with control and attention to detail, something that has become greater in recent years ahead of the band. [X]

Have intense conversational focus on subjects that interest you, combined with a minimal interest to engage in conversation on other topics.

This interview (2:08 - end) where he kept talking about wrestling (+finger flicking) while the interviewer kept trying to steer the conversation back to the question.

This TBHC moment where he got excited about something Zane said.

May speak in a monotone, with an accent, in a very proper and formal way or not at all.

I’m very excited. I want to just… y’know, jump up and down on the bed :|

Zane Lowe bullying his “nice one”

Making repetitive body movements, such as hand clapping, hand flapping or rocking, making noises, or frequently clearing the throat, also known as stimming.

Hair + Head/Neck hold

Rocking

His shoulder tappy thing + the shoulder hug thing he does when he’s nervous like when he met Julian Casablancas

Eyes

Jaw

Fingers + finger biting + finger biting (gay)

Arm rub

Legs

The Car 

Prefer hanging around on your own, rather than joining in with others.

“I like to feel foreign, alone. That said, I probably live far too much inside my head, it would be good for me to have more relationships with real people.” [X]

There are fan stories about them seeing him eating alone at like 2am or something but those don’t count everyone does that

Anxiety in social settings

“[very long pause] I just don’t wanna get it wrong in front of everybody” (when asked about his favourite dessert)

Him apologising for calling Batman’s butler Albert instead of Alfred (I lost it ): ) (update: [X] thanks slippy)

His ipod suddenly playing T-Rex

“It’s gonna be alright…”

…The next day, Turner sends me an apologetic email. “I sat myself too far away from my internal cue cards and few sentences made it to the finish line,” he admits. [X]

I would fire a question at them and Miles would respond at length while Alex would emit, perhaps, a tiny smile and draw back a little further in his chair. If you address a question directly to Alex he clams up. If you ignore him then, bit by bit, he comes back because Alex clearly thinks Miles is amazing. [X]

"I was racking me brain for this," he admits in his undimmed Northern accent, holding up a little piece of paper covered in hand-scratched recollections. (Mistaking the hotel lunch menu for his notes at one point, he even cracks a self-deprecating joke; Tuscan kale, he knows, is not the answer we came for.) [X]

Ability to “hyper-focus” on work or a specific interest

“I’d just gotten obsessed with cardboard.” (not a great example but it’s funny)

Experiencing emotions more intensely than others

- “He just feels a bit…. I don’t know… Fragile”

Often accused of being rude or blunt.

no need for example 

May have perfectionism in certain areas.

Find that others don’t understand how you are feeling and say that “it is hard to know what you are thinking”.

I can’t find a good example for these two, but it’s been mentioned before.

Masking, where specific behaviours are consciously or unconsciously concealed to fit into social norms or to avoid negative responses from others.

"You know how Shakira's hips don't lie? Well mine are incredibly good liars. A mask if you like." (I looked everywhere for the video I had it saved a few years ago but I can’t find it)

Echolalia and vocal stims

“Stupid slow dirty PC” & “The year is 1965” [X]

“Ipswich”

“In the big room”

“Spectrum section spectrum” (was not a stutter, he just liked those words together)[X]

Stealing peoples accents and mannerisms

Andy: “…he soaks accents up a lot, ‘cause when he started hanging around with Miles quite a lot, he started to get a bit of a Scouse twinge to his accent.” [X]

His Americanish accent in that SIAS interview (I can’t find it, but he says the word “pretty” in an American accent)

Dino hands: This unique posture, colloquially known as "autistic T-Rex arms," is commonly observed among autistic individuals.

Dino hand compilation

While not every neurodivergent person reports high justice sensitivity, and many people with high justice sensitivity are not autistic or ADHD, this can be an autistic or ADHD trait.

The Green Book: Everyday Guide to Saving The Planet [you can also spot “The Abortion” and “Natural cures and gentle medicines”]

Recycling (4:00)

Telling the interviewer that it’s wrong to say “The Gays” [X] (5:06)

“I once stole a ‘Dip Dap’. I walked out of the shop immersed in thought and when I came to the next crossing, while I was enjoying my lolly, I suddenly realised that I hadn’t paid for it. So I walked back to the shop and kindly paid for it.” [X]

May struggle with eye-contact (either too little or too much)

“Alex Turner on the other hand is an inveterate fiddler with keys or phone while he talks. Otherwise he has the slightly unnverving habit of staring at you unblinkingly with his dark brown eyes, like a curious young horse.” [X]

Some autistic individuals struggle with being on time

“Matt: He's always late. He's like clockwork in his lateness. Yesterday in Southhampton, the bus was picking us up at half 12 at the hotel to go to the venue, and [tour manager] Timm phoned him, goes, 'Al, where are you? The bus is here.' Everybody knew what time they had to be down there. He said, 'I'm watching Danger Mouse'. He was still in bed.” [X]

Obsessive interests

Whatever show he's currently watching (The Sopranos, The Wire, Breaking Bad, True Detective etc��): “[Staring] Sorry, I’m just thinking about True Detective” [X] (17:53)

Space

Films (maybe this interview the most) + this clip “Man, Alex was really into this whole sci-fi thing, Man…” [X]

etc…

Zoning out/taking a long time to think

“Well, everything has changed. [2 minutes of silence while you can almost hear a movie playing in his head] …” [X]

Cluedo Enthusiast interview!

Distracted Compilation

Zoning out compilation

People describing him:

‘With Alex, I knew this was someone unconventional, a little bit different, with a brightness and a cleverness that would serve him well. He had a very original sense of humour, as you'd expect, but he was always quite reserved. I remember giving a class a bollocking once, and he was sitting there like Gromit from Wallace and Gromit – mute, but with these incredibly expressive raised eyebrows, as if he was saying sarcastically: "Ooooh – we've really cocked it up now."’

Alex was never particularly vocal, but you could sense when some pieces of poetry moved him. [X]

I think one of the Gallaghers called him a weird guy but he likes him or smt it was a tweet (update: “Strange little chap but I like him” [X])

“…In fact I began to think that Alex (Turner) might be in touch with them (aliens) in some way, the way he works on his lyrics. If there was a line to hone or edit he’d step outside without paper or a pen, stare at the horizon for a few seconds, then walk right back in and deliver some majestic new couplet. Seeing him conjure these lines from nothing I wonder if he’s not at least part extraterrestrial himself.” - Josh Homme 

Other:

Doesn’t like hearing himself

“And yet, in person, Turner, a man acclaimed as the voice of his generation, is surprisingly tongue-tied. “Where am I going with this? Uh… I… Yeah… No… I’m sorry, I’ve completely lost it,” he says at one point. “I just hear myself talking sometimes and I’m like bleurgh!” [X]

Taking off Headphones Compilation

Characters/embodiment autism

How he changes looks, haircuts, voices, accents etc depending on where he is in his life at a specific moment. 

This Compilation

Twitchy Compilation + him twitching when his phone rings here

Taratata

how hes weird in fan photos idk (not that he’s always weird but yknow)

The one instagram post where the fan asked him to smile and said it didn’t work out (I can’t find it they were skiing and she was a waitress) all i have is this:

I think in the last gif they said he was shy (and smelled like cigarettes)

well he’s terrible at faking a smile in general:

stupid smile compilation

Something about change? He’s been wearing the same clothes until they’re worn out and he always uses that brown bag. I dunno he seems like he loves change but I don’t know him and it’s none of my business (I’m aware of how ironic it is that I’m saying this at the end of this post)

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[sanaexus]

"i've never known someone like you" - julian loki

synopsis- julian was definitely one of a kind, and you're so grateful he's all yours (mentioned of being his princess, and girls having cooties but i think other than that you can read this as gn)

based on this req

julian loki was a gentleman. there was not a single fault about this man; he was always so understanding and caring. he always knew what advice to give, how to make you happy. he knew you like the back of his hand. it didn't help that he was drop-dead gorgeous—it was hard not to fall for him. and so you did.

you and the frenchman went way back. from being in diapers together to avoiding each other because "girls have cooties," to becoming inseparable. he had seen all your phases, and you had seen all of his. yet, through it all, you stuck together. when he became a football maniac, you supported him wholeheartedly. guess the julian effect had hit you hard because, before you knew it, you started loving the sport too—the more analytical side of it. so when he joined pxg, you joined as a manager.

trying to keep your relationship hidden from the public due to his sudden spotlight only made you closer. looking back, it was obvious—the lingering gazes, the "accidental" brushes of shoulders. neither of you was as slick as you thought. when you finally went public, it was around the time blue lock invited pxg to the nel, and of course, you went along.

it was exhausting, chaotic, but you were with the love of your life, so you dealt with it. besides, you weren’t even dealing with the boys as much as he was—you could only imagine what he was going through. so when an opportunity arose for a break from the nel, you and julian decided to go sightseeing in japan.

tokyo was beautiful at night, and you were experiencing it in real time as you and loki walked through the crowded streets. yet, despite the rush of people, it felt safe. homely. the pretty lights, the bustling energy—it brought a sense of nostalgia, a warmth you couldn’t quite place. you glanced up at the boy beside you, a soft smile tugging at your lips. he looked down at you and mirrored the same expression.

hand in hand, you both made your way to a nearby park. nighttime walks like this had almost become routine. the moment you spotted the swings, you rushed over, excitement bubbling inside you. julian followed behind, amused.

"juliaannn," your sweet voice rang through his ears.

"yes, amour?"

"come onnn, let's swinggg," you whined, already making yourself comfortable on the swing, pumping your legs to gain speed—so fast that it nearly gave him a heart attack.

"aren't we a bit too old for that? also, go a bit slower," he mumbled, genuine concern lacing his voice.

"don't be silly! but if you really don't want to, you can push me because i'm so generous and considerate, after all." you slowed yourself to a stop, flashing him an expectant grin.

rolling his eyes, he walked behind you and gave you a gentle push.

"thank you, julian," you whispered softly.

the sudden gratitude caught him off guard. "for what, baby? are you sick or something?"

"don't make it seem like i don't show my love for you, that's insulting. but... you're always dealing with my bullshit, no matter what."

oh. that's what this was about? you were thanking him for something so... simple? he almost thought this was rage bait. because to him, you were his world. you came before everything and anything. in every life, in every universe, he was certain you would end up together. so dealing with your antics? it was nothing. not when it made you happy.

he was actually kind of offended. he stopped pushing you, hands still on the swing, considering pushing you off instead.

"you're actually so good at rage baiting," he muttered. "don't thank me for simply 'dealing with you.' i do that willingly and gladly, just so you know."

"stop—wait—don't do this to me! i'm feeling hormonal today, i might cry!" you gasped, clutching the chains of the swing dramatically. and that was true. because right now, you were on the verge of tears. because this man—this absolute menace—was not even legal, and yet he treated you like you were a princess.

"please don't cry, you're ugly when you do."

he said it with the straightest face ever. as if he hadn’t just poured his heart out to you a second ago.

"stop! you're so mean, i hate you," you whined, kicking your legs to signal for him to keep pushing you.

and so he did. because your wish was his command. but not before replying snarkily with a, "i love you too, amour."

HELLO GUYS I HAD SM FUN WRITING THIS IT WAS A BIT AWKWARD BUT I TRIED AND I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE READING IT AS MUCH AS I DID WRITING IT ALSO KEEP SENDING MORE REQUESTS CAUSE IM EATING THEM UP

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boyfriend ocs!!

Going to give each of his ocs a little introduction so there's more context into each of them! Also here's his toyhouse you can see more of his art and characters

Mamba

buried alive for his indiscretions, incidentally dug up and blackmailed into becoming a graverobbing accomplice

involved with Dirge

Jackson

career thief with amnesia and multiple bionic prosthetics. invasive...

involved with Micajah

Elias

calistoga importing co. vice president. suave and sadistic

involved with Rueben

Westley

dominating ceo of calistoga importing co.

involved with Kryl

Ruckus

sexy vampire....owns a record store

involved with Jules

Zero

mall goth knifethrower in crime circus, comes across creepy but is actually quite softhearted

involved with Nova

Morrigan

popstar diva that (almost) always gets what he wants

involved with Trinity

Rowdy

socialite and hardworking secretary for calistoga importing co

involved with Midas

Blythe

former model, now a costume designer for the circus

involved with Meyer

Valentine

dedicated little priest who catches the attention of a demon

alternatively in modern au, guardian angel who gets pulled down from heaven to serve the rituals of an aspiring black metal artist and occultist

involved with Silas

Julian

cultured victorian gentleman and heir, killed in an accident and becomes a demon

involved with Cyril

Hutch

elegant alpha male of a longwithstanding pack

involved with Kaan

Doll

surgically altered to become the perfect wife

involved with Wolf