#probably sfw

[wanderthrubooks]

I recently married my husband (yay!)

I would like to share a wholesome and slightly spicy fact with you, because y'all need it and most of you even deserve it 😉

My husband adores and is even slightly turned on by me calling him "husband" He loves calling me his wife.

That's love folks, getting really fugging excited to be married to someone.

I hope you all can experience it someday.

[tearsofcalamity]

(mechanic!reader) cw // blowjob, overstim, robotfucking!! keep in mind I have 0 mechanical knowledge this is just me spitballing

boothill glitches & overheats when he's overstimulated!

it's not super obvious at first, what with going down on him and all, your eyes are kind of downcast as you focus on licking up and down his synthetic cock - the one you'd given him. it feels just as good, better, even, than a regular human's, and you'd made sure to up his sensitivity to touch extra for your little night with him.

his little huffs and pants are quite delicious, trying so hard to fight off the noises that are bubbling in his throat, but he can't help but let off a sharp whine when your tongue drags right beneath his tip, metal hands nearly gouging into the metal examination table beneath him.

"d-darlin', d-did you-" he's just about to figure out your little tinkering with his sense of touch when you wrap your lips around his tip and suck hard, your hand gliding up and down his shaft, aided with the residual slick left behind by your wandering mouth.

"ngh- mmnh! fudge, fudge, fudge!" ah, he curses in his mind that you were so willing to give him all these lovely upgrades, but you weren't quite as eager to fix the 'hilarious' problem with his synesthesia beacon.

he gets as close to cumming as a cyborg can, no liquid spurting from the tip but the heat from his metal body and the way his face tenses, then relaxes, making it all too clear he's reached his climax.

but you don't stop.

"h-hey, sugar? I j-just- oh, god, mmmh-" he can barely get the words out as you go in again, just as enthusiastic, if not even more so than before.

your tongue sliding back over his cock was absolute heaven, but also - man, was it also torture. he was already nearly at the edge again, his fingers actually making divots in the metal of the table this time. if boothill could swear, the words would be pouring out of his lips, but he settles on biting down on his lip instead, drawing some of that blue blood he's now been built with.

"h-honey? s-sugar, fudge, ahh, ahhh! I ca-ca-can't-!"

you look up at that, noticing the way he's stuttering, stammering more than usual even when he's overwhelmed. his lip is twitching, almost as if he's going to cry, but then you see his arm spasm unusually, jerking to the side when you get in one last little kitten lick on his aching cock.

he came again.

his face was utterly debauched, and he stared you down with a look of utter shock, his jaw twitching a bit as he tried to think of the words to say. you reach up to cup his cheek, your other hand landing on his abdomen, which results in you quickly pulling away with a sharp hiss.

he was burning up!

"darlin', I'm so-so-so-so-" he jittered out, the voicebox in his throat malfunctioning from the heat. he reaches a working hand up to grasp his throat, his lips moving but the sound not quite working in sync with them.

you paused, watching the way he glitched about, and then began to laugh. boothill shot you a betrayed look, but you just sighed with a smile and grabbed your tools, pulling over your swivel chair.

"okay, this'll be a lesson learned for upping your sensitivity next time."

"I k-k-k-knew it!"

"yes, yes. can't have your wires frying every time we fuck, love."

[pumpkinroll]

[headofrdi]

Funny

“I’m sorry, I can’t help but laugh at that.” She said as she continued laughing a bit. Was what they said actually funny? Probably not and actually said with seriousness, but to someone like her, it was always funny to hear what some people said.

[chubsette]

Someday could you give us tips to draw chubby bodies?

i once put together some tips on how I draw fat for a friend so i suppose i can share those right now :) just keep in mind that these might not help everyone and that i mostly don't know what i'm talking about. it's just how i personally draw idk

and i cannot reccomend the book morpho: fat and skin folds by Michael Lauricella enough. it's an amazing resource for learning and it really changed the way i understand fat as an artist

edit: excuse all the typos on the images fml

[fuckassfag]

Need to stare longingly at a guy while he rambles and rambles and rambles about whatever is on his mind. Maybe even give him a kiss from how cute he is when talking.

[truepsychicbedtimestories]

Having a slumber party in the 2000s stimboard!

💤 / 🎉 /💤

🎉 / 💤 /🎉

💤 / 🎉 /💤

[xxthunderthedragonxx]

@starryspiritz drew my gooby yesterday so i HAD to draw his beast back (with grapes as well)..isnt the world so awesome.two gootaurs can hugging

(nsfw stop interacting with this post im a minor)

[valesimulacra]

Finally had enough time to play funger 2 properly and it’s like one of the best games ever (adjusting for my taste in games)

When I get into something I like to make a quick portrait of everyone I’m probably going to draw, but this time I went a little overboard … and then the backround came

[kedicatt-cotl]

DAY 23 - THE TENT

Narinder doesn't like to show his vulnerability to people in the cult, but really he is just a kitty who needs his daily portion of pets and scratches.

[lynn-the-sloth]

☆ Moon Moodboard ☆

⭐️ 🌃 ⭐️ 🌙 🧸 🌙 ⭐️ 🌃 ⭐️

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

god i need to be kissed by her so bad. i want her to hold my hand and tell me everything will be alright.

[fluffy-ami]

ummm you know when- whwhwhen a golden retriever character enjoys tickles just so obviously but has no idea how adorable they really are-

oughhh yes complete self indulgence i don't give a dammmmnnn (i'm choking and crying on the floor completely flustered and in love bye)

[penheadie]

stone tries to get revenge on skipp but has a panic attack instead because he's a anxious lee that's too shy to tickle people back because hes too afraid of it being perceived as something lewd and sensual spoiling the moment when its harmless fun. hes just shy coming into contact with other peoples bodies because of his asexuality not feeling comfortable with touching other people just yet.

if you are in the sfw t-word community and want to follow me please don't because i post blood/gore on occasionally in case if that is something you're sensitive towards please take care of yourself health and safety comes first.

[zel-zo]

*tilts head* bird? Bird?? bird???

Bird!!!!!!!!!!!

[lustlovehart]

I love how people write Yandere Blade as either a strict Victorian man who puts a heavy restraint on his urges to the point that he's so suppressed it literally drives him insane how obsessed he is, or some sort of beast who sees you look in his direction for 0.3 seconds and suddenly wants to go at it like rabbits with you.