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Looks like a horror film… I fkn work here.
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Rookie: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
Rookie: WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
Rookie: DON'T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
Rookie: i just threw up
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"Why yes, I, too, ocasionally partake in some unpromptu hedonism, how could you tell?"
I say, whilst sipping apple scented shampoo from a wine glass
#thia came to me while i was cleaning the basement#must be the fungus#it's probably the fungus#idk how to tag this#apple scented shampoo#shampoo#wine#villain core#quote#who the hell even looks up shampoo as a tag#i swallowed shampoo#probably gonna die#it smelled like fruit#that was a lie
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just finished a 6 paragraph essay!! it was about brugada syndrome! it’s due in 5 hrs!!
wahoo :)
#essay#all nighter#i love it#i procrastinate too much#probably gonna die#i have a problem#i have swimming too 😭😭#jumping off a cliff#you hoes are not as good#at essay
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Stop eating things that aren't cat food
#cat#cats#youtube#tik tok#cat lover#cat lovers#cat mom#kitty#kitty cat#cute#abbey cat#abbey#alley cat#alley#tabby cats#tabby cat#tabby#tom cat#swallowed shampoo#probably gonna die#pet lover#pet lovers#pet parent#pets#pet#animal lovers#animal lover#animals#animal
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in his silly era
#EVERYTHING IS OK <- LYING#every time i have to loop I end up muttering my life is like a fart before I can stop myself so I imagine siffrin doing it too#finding new and creative ways to die via squeezy cheese#JESUS CHRIST THIS GAME#there’s probably going to be more. at least one of them will be a shitty drawing of me shaking chipper by the shoulders#but I’m also gonna draw cute stuff like Mira with swirly little baby hairs. once I get my shit together anyway#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#isat siffrin#siffrin#doodles#myart#my art
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Regulus really is the embodiment of "it's our choices that show what we truly are".
He goes against Voldemort and tries to singlehandedly take him down at the age of 17. Nobody told him to do it, and he knew very well that he was risking his own life, but he did it because Voldemort hurt someone he cared about. He didn't have any kind of instinct telling him to do the right thing, the way a Gryffindor would, as a Slytherin all his instincts would have been telling him to protect himself. But he went against them and chose to do the right thing.
He was a Slytherin who embodied everything Gryffindor stood for. Bravery. Courage. Sacrifice. Regulus wasn't a Gryffindor, but he was the heart of the lion.
#harry potter#marauders#marauders era#regulus black#regulus arcturus black#when i say hes everything to me#like. he knew he was probably gonna die. and he did it anyway#theres smth to be said abt like. him joining voldemort out of self preservation#then realising that didn't actually protect him or the people he cared about#anyway im obsessed w the star regulus being in the constellation leo
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Forgive me for this but why does Brendan Blaber (@jelloapocalypse) look like Ed Sheeran? 😭
#thelionguard88#the lion guard 88#tlg88#youtube#jelloapocalypse#brendan blaber#Ed sheeran#THEY LOOK THE SAME#I’M PROBABLY GONNA DIE AFTER THIS POST
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dying to protect atsushi TWICE is crazy actually. akutagawa doesn't even remember who he is this time. question for our audience has this man ever been normal at all
#like I would die for him too but what the fuck#I know he's gonna get back up soon he's doing fine he'll walk it off. probably get revealed that he's gained some sort of regeneration#but nonetheless. insane behavior#TWO death scares all for your boyfriend.... this reminds me of my not at all good friend [REDACTED BLOND TEENAGER]....#bsd 120#bsd spoilers#sskk
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good thing the fandom's so self-sufficient so this isn't happening any time soon but when it does
#btw to be clear 'they' is referring to the people of the fandom. cus like. error hears them all the time#sauceart#ink sans#error sans#utmv#comic#aint that fucked that he'd be the first to know that ink's gonna die soon#well he probably doesn't know that ink's life force directly comes from the artists but yknow
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no caption just thoughts...... many thoughts
#i swear i thought my laptop was going to finally die making these and me with it bc HNGGHHH and it's probably gonna break the mobile app too#anyway i recorded the footage 2 nights ago and i'd say it's kept me sane during recovery but [sigoourney weaver manic monday laugh] enjoy#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#baldurs gate 3#bg3
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Forsan miseros meliora sequentur
#yeah no good things will come he gon die but the quote is still cool#fnv#fallout new vegas#arcade gannon#legion#legion be like no gays and then puts cock and balls on their flag smh#im guessing his clothes are gonna be in a worse state#and more bloody i dont think the legion is gonna care about cleanliness#this is more like under lanius#yes i am an evil person#arcade with graying hair save me#my art#slave arcade is such a tragic fucking thing#trust one person and get sold out#probably not the first one judging by him sayng lovers make poor confadants#no one is more damaged by reality
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Ye old Shen twins au where they both become peak lords EXCEPT. Instead of making them twin peak lords or something, we pretend the evidence that the beast peak does likely not exist is lies, and Shen Yuan gets to become peak lord of the beast peak. Why? Because he would LOVE IT there. It's his territory. He gets to be unapologetically nerdy about beasts 24/7 and make it everyone's problem.
As he should.
And bonus! He can snatch LBH at the disciple hole digging. Plot solved! (Assuming the system wouldn't you know. Pull system stuff and force LBH to end up on Qing Jing or some shit.)
And everyone lived happily ever after or some bullshit idk. I reread the 79 extras as well as the TLJ & ZZL ones let me have fluffy AU thoughts goddamnit, my heart has been irreparably damaged-
#svsss#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shen jiu#shen twins#shen bros#svsss au#cue everyone having to look out for their overly beast enthusiastic pl SY#one of these days yqy and sj are gonna die of an aneurysm due to SY constantly seeking out the most dangerous beasts#sy looking at obviously dangerous monster: OOOO IS THAT A [insert pidw monster here]??? *runs towards it*#yqy: Yuan-di please stop xiao jiu's gonna be on his third qi deviation this week#sj: if u die I'll master necromancy so I can revive you to kILL YOU MYSELF GODDAMNIT A-YUAN STOP APPROACHING IT#liu qingge probably gets promoted from uber driver to full time babysitter (and enabler) of Shen Yuan#yqy having to juggle two (2) chaotic shidis (though different flavors of chaotic)#at least in this one SY probs helped yqy and sj sort their shit out so they're both a) more chill and b) actually talking#also please imagine white lotus LBH as very enthusiastic lil disciple among a bunch of fluffy beasts the beast peak is keeping
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do you guys think that part of the reason Gideon’s death was so devastating to Harrow was that before then, there had at least been one person who survived the mass murder that created her? two hundred souls had been destroyed for her sake, but the annihilation wasn’t complete — there was one who escaped. one who lived. do you think Gideon dying, for the sake of Harrow living, snuffed out her one last glimmer of hope for absolution?
#she didn’t die for Harrow. but then she died for Harrow anyways#griddlehark#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#gtn#tlt#htn#thinking about that poll where it was like ‘who suffered more’#‘Harrowhark Nonagesimus or Jesus Christ’#and the answer was 94% Harrow#shoulda been 100%.#honestly it’s probably worse that Gideon got to CHOOSE to die for her#thinking about Harrow saying ‘I let her die’ because admitting Gideon made that choice was worse.#accepting that Gideon thought she was worth the sacrifice was worse#not to sound like Ianthe but I’m gonna rip my own arm off#txt#rhispeak#harrow: ‘it took eighteen years but I killed her just the same’
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so draw your blade, you wretched fiend and let's you and i fight like the dishonourable dogs we are savage, violent, yet free and when the curtain calls, let me put you out of my misery
#mak art#mak draws aa#the great ace attorney#dai gyakuten saiban#tgaa#dga#tgaa spoilers#dgs spoilers#kazuma asogi#kazuma asougi#barok van zieks#klint van zieks#genshin asogi#genshin asougi#artists on tumblr#OW MY FUCIKIGN HAND#i took like a whole month on this. working on and off#never hyperfixate on a series set in the 20th century that makes u wanna draw in a style ur not good at#worst mistake of my life#i referenced a lot of chiaroscuro stuff for this#'the fallen angel' painting was used as ref for barok too#wanted to fit in a stronghart motif but#couldn't make it work w/o cluttering the whole thing tbh. so#(looking at bvz and kaz) ohhh they hate each other so much......... but they're mislead........ ohhhhhhh#also i hope to Never fucking draw or paint dogs again. Horrible#theres more stuff on the way. probably#one's a video but. i gotta rest first. im gonna Die#anyways. enjoy gang
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star trek as a concept is completely sexless. it is utterly devoid of sex. not one drop of convincing sexual tension has ever graced the screen on any star trek show. the weird unintentionally homoerotic psychosexual mind game shit on the other hand,
#star trek#qcard#quodo#garashir#sisko and his dumb rogues gallery. collecting evil men like bugs#deyoun. or so i’ve heard.#intendant kira#<- she’s an exception her gay mind game shit was VERY intentionally written#nevertheless she had that shit on point#there’s probably more in shows i haven’t seen but the fact that i can confidently list 3 is saying something#ds9#tng#suggestive#i think it’s because Society#dictating what romance plots Should Look Like#so they all end up sucking ass#but the moment a relationship isn’t defined by the standard of ‘oh#they’re gonna get together or something’#we get the most insane shit#because they’re writing with pure chemistry in mind not Heterosexuality#this is why queerbaiting needs to come back (SLASH JAY)#bc now ALL couples are written with Couple Shit in mind. and it gets boring#‘if i’d known that sooner i would have appeared as a female’#‘i drop by quarks at random intervals throughout the day just to let him know i’m thinking about him’#‘when you die i’m going to buy your vacuum sealed corpse pieces and put it on a pedestal in my office’#garashir shoulder event#do you hear yourself right now#do you SEE yourself
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