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rintheanimeking · 4 months ago

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Looks like a horror film… I fkn work here.

#horror #I work here #why me #probably gonna die #who tf knows

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clubpenguinquotes · 1 year ago

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Rookie: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

Rookie: WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

Rookie: DON'T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

Rookie: i just threw up

#rookie #submission #i swallowed shampoo #probably gonna die #it smelled like fruit #that was a lie

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wannabeeverything · 2 months ago

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"Why yes, I, too, ocasionally partake in some unpromptu hedonism, how could you tell?"

I say, whilst sipping apple scented shampoo from a wine glass

#thia came to me while i was cleaning the basement #must be the fungus #it's probably the fungus #idk how to tag this #apple scented shampoo #shampoo #wine #villain core #quote #who the hell even looks up shampoo as a tag #i swallowed shampoo #probably gonna die #it smelled like fruit #that was a lie

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leonfzero · 3 months ago

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((Ohhh no, oh no oh no oh no... I just found my Instagram from 2014 (and a little before that). I no longer have access to that particular account. I went through the posts. That was a mistake. I cringed horribly. Nothing bad or offensive, just cringe, so... Probably gonna go die under a rock now. Anyway, this ran through my head as I typed this: ))

youtube

((This has been your irregular broadcast of the chaos of my mind. Thanks for tuning in.))

#ooc post #ooc #ouch my brain #cringing #probably gonna die #brb dying #Youtube

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mittens-meow-heehee · 10 months ago

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just finished a 6 paragraph essay!! it was about brugada syndrome! it’s due in 5 hrs!!

wahoo :)

#essay #all nighter #i love it #i procrastinate too much #probably gonna die #i have a problem #i have swimming too 😭😭#jumping off a cliff #you hoes are not as good #at essay

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princessheatherblossom · 1 year ago

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Stop eating things that aren't cat food

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puppyeared · 2 months ago

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in his silly era

#EVERYTHING IS OK <- LYING #every time i have to loop I end up muttering my life is like a fart before I can stop myself so I imagine siffrin doing it too #finding new and creative ways to die via squeezy cheese #JESUS CHRIST THIS GAME #there’s probably going to be more. at least one of them will be a shitty drawing of me shaking chipper by the shoulders #but I’m also gonna draw cute stuff like Mira with swirly little baby hairs. once I get my shit together anyway #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat siffrin #siffrin #doodles #myart #my art

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the-lion-guard-88 · 1 month ago

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Forgive me for this but why does Brendan Blaber (@jelloapocalypse) look like Ed Sheeran? 😭

#thelionguard88 #the lion guard 88 #tlg88 #youtube #jelloapocalypse #brendan blaber #Ed sheeran #THEY LOOK THE SAME #I’M PROBABLY GONNA DIE AFTER THIS POST

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kaissauce · 9 months ago

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good thing the fandom's so self-sufficient so this isn't happening any time soon but when it does

#btw to be clear 'they' is referring to the people of the fandom. cus like. error hears them all the time #sauceart #ink sans #error sans #utmv #comic #aint that fucked that he'd be the first to know that ink's gonna die soon #well he probably doesn't know that ink's life force directly comes from the artists but yknow

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emmavakarian-theirin · 5 months ago

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no caption just thoughts...... many thoughts

#i swear i thought my laptop was going to finally die making these and me with it bc HNGGHHH and it's probably gonna break the mobile app too #anyway i recorded the footage 2 nights ago and i'd say it's kept me sane during recovery but [sigoourney weaver manic monday laugh] enjoy #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate 3 #bg3

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levemetal · 5 months ago

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Ye old Shen twins au where they both become peak lords EXCEPT. Instead of making them twin peak lords or something, we pretend the evidence that the beast peak does likely not exist is lies, and Shen Yuan gets to become peak lord of the beast peak. Why? Because he would LOVE IT there. It's his territory. He gets to be unapologetically nerdy about beasts 24/7 and make it everyone's problem.

As he should.

And bonus! He can snatch LBH at the disciple hole digging. Plot solved! (Assuming the system wouldn't you know. Pull system stuff and force LBH to end up on Qing Jing or some shit.)

And everyone lived happily ever after or some bullshit idk. I reread the 79 extras as well as the TLJ & ZZL ones let me have fluffy AU thoughts goddamnit, my heart has been irreparably damaged-

#svsss #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen jiu #shen twins #shen bros #svsss au #cue everyone having to look out for their overly beast enthusiastic pl SY #one of these days yqy and sj are gonna die of an aneurysm due to SY constantly seeking out the most dangerous beasts #sy looking at obviously dangerous monster: OOOO IS THAT A [insert pidw monster here]??? *runs towards it*#yqy: Yuan-di please stop xiao jiu's gonna be on his third qi deviation this week #sj: if u die I'll master necromancy so I can revive you to kILL YOU MYSELF GODDAMNIT A-YUAN STOP APPROACHING IT #liu qingge probably gets promoted from uber driver to full time babysitter (and enabler) of Shen Yuan #yqy having to juggle two (2) chaotic shidis (though different flavors of chaotic)#at least in this one SY probs helped yqy and sj sort their shit out so they're both a) more chill and b) actually talking #also please imagine white lotus LBH as very enthusiastic lil disciple among a bunch of fluffy beasts the beast peak is keeping

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rotisseries · 8 days ago

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dying to protect atsushi TWICE is crazy actually. akutagawa doesn't even remember who he is this time. question for our audience has this man ever been normal at all

#like I would die for him too but what the fuck #I know he's gonna get back up soon he's doing fine he'll walk it off. probably get revealed that he's gained some sort of regeneration #but nonetheless. insane behavior #TWO death scares all for your boyfriend.... this reminds me of my not at all good friend [REDACTED BLOND TEENAGER]....#bsd 120 #bsd spoilers #sskk

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deep-space-lines · 8 months ago

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uh......... yeah, sorry about this one

lyrics are from Rejoice by AJJ

#ultrakill #my art #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #i made myself sad drawing this #god i want a happy ending so bad but i dont even know how that could happen. theyre probably both gonna die and im gonna cry about it #i really like how this came out tbh considering its just sketches with a bunch of layer effects slapped over them #blood #naturally.

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shower-phantom-ideas · 1 year ago

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Danny as Fenton takes a hit that no human boy should survive while in a different city (im going crossover here) and just transforms into phantom and pretends to be all sad that he died. Just for a moment. He then proceeds to kick the baddies ass. Claims he got ghost powers and fucks off. Imagine if Captain America or Batman saw this while failing ti protect him, hell or any hero type. Danny doesn’t think much on it and just goes on with his week. Continues being Fenton of course but what if he runs into whatever hero, but out if costume, saw him do that.

“How are you here? And alive?”

Danny holding a smoothie:”uhhhh I made a miraculous recovery”

He just shrugs it off and goes about his day. It isn’t until he finally gets some sleep later that night that he wakes up in a cold sweat realising he now knows their secret identity. “Oh well it’s neat I guess” starts to go back to sleep only to bolt back up “oh god now they know my secret identity”

Meanwhile said hero is too busy trying to figure out how to help this random kid to even be worried about the fact that they outed themselves. Someone else probably points it out to them and has to explain it twice before it gets thru.

#danny phantom #crossovers #dp x mcu #dpxdc #dp x dc #I like to use batman a lot cause his need to protect these kids probably makes him a little stupid #like imagine him in the batcave looking into fenton now and nightwing comes in starts asking about it #only to have to find out that bruce basically told the kid hes batman #except bruce is tired and worried so he isnt getting it #no B I mean like how does bruce wayne know the kid died. only batman saw it #if you are trying to make some sort of joke it’s not working. now please excuse me I have to figure this out #a sigh and facepalm #B imagine what the kid is gonna think when bruce wayne asks him how he is alive but batman watched him die.#slowly bruce stops typing and leans back from the computer #he freezes #eyes widening #a soft but sharp intake #oh #yea oh B geeze you must be tired if it took this long for you to get ut #bruce with his head in his hands realising he just messed up big time #maybe he should get more sleep after all #as for the mcu I would like to think it was hawkeye or hulk #I like hulk cause it’s also a bruce but I like hawkeye more. guy is very comfort character #clint just kid I saw you die now why don’t you explain that #danny giving him nothing till clints like come on it’s kinda messed up letting me think I let a kid die isnt it.#oh poor me loosing so much sleep watching a young boy become a ghost. I could hardly go on #danny rolls his eyes laying it on a little thick arent we old man #gasp! I will have you know I am only (insert haskeyes age here)#geeze you are waaayyy okder than I thought

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baalzebufo · 2 months ago

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miscellaneous gideon related doodles ive been doing over the past few days bc my brainrot has set in and its unfortunately terminal. some things:

so ghost-eyes sticks around in gideons life, as do the other prison buddies of his. theyre actually a shockingly good influence. despite being willing to commit crimes whenever, they bring a sort of temperance to gideons more. insane thought processes that stops him from doing anything TOO horrible these days. ghost-eyes especially is his hench-uncle. hes a good egg

also some older gids doodles... he wasnt sure if the pines would ever want to hang out w him after the events of that summer but time smooths over some things. hes capable of being normal around her now but he'd be lying if he said he didnt still have a little flame in his heart when it came to mabel

also do you think he ever just remembers something he did as a kid and is like Hey What The Hell Was That About. because thats the funniest mental image to me. sitting up in bed and going 'ten years ago I made a giant robot'

what a life you live

#alloyart #gideon gleeful #gravity falls #should i bother tagging the others. yeah sure #mabel pines #dipper pines #pacifica northwest #i was Going to add candy and grenda to that doodle but i got lazy and tired forgive me. i need to draw them sometime soon #anyway i think its funny if one of ghost eyes reasons for being ride or die for gideon is just he kinda wanted to be a henchman #also i think he feels a shred of paternal affection for him since he probably came into prison genuinely terrified at first #so i choose to believe he saw this kid and was like 'oh dude. hey its gonna be okay im one of the toughest guys in here i got your back'#and then just went along with his crazy a bit because 'hey i like this kid hes got moxie. sure lets prison riot'

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its-haughty · 2 months ago

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“I'll kill every one of you who killed Kanna…!!”

(my sorry ass could NOT stop thinking about them and all i can muster is a sketch turned lazily rendered doodle whoops)

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