#probably gonna die

[rintheanimeking]

Looks like a horror film… I fkn work here.

[clubpenguinquotes]

Rookie: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

Rookie: WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

Rookie: DON'T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

Rookie: i just threw up

[wannabeeverything]

"Why yes, I, too, ocasionally partake in some unpromptu hedonism, how could you tell?"

I say, whilst sipping apple scented shampoo from a wine glass

[chompychompers]

just finished a 6 paragraph essay!! it was about brugada syndrome! it’s due in 5 hrs!!

wahoo :)

[princessheatherblossom]

Stop eating things that aren't cat food

[puppppppppy]

in his silly era

[lulululovegood]

Regulus really is the embodiment of "it's our choices that show what we truly are".

He goes against Voldemort and tries to singlehandedly take him down at the age of 17. Nobody told him to do it, and he knew very well that he was risking his own life, but he did it because Voldemort hurt someone he cared about. He didn't have any kind of instinct telling him to do the right thing, the way a Gryffindor would, as a Slytherin all his instincts would have been telling him to protect himself. But he went against them and chose to do the right thing.

He was a Slytherin who embodied everything Gryffindor stood for. Bravery. Courage. Sacrifice. Regulus wasn't a Gryffindor, but he was the heart of the lion.

[the-lion-guard-88]

Forgive me for this but why does Brendan Blaber (@jelloapocalypse) look like Ed Sheeran? 😭

[kaissauce]

good thing the fandom's so self-sufficient so this isn't happening any time soon but when it does

[rotisseries]

dying to protect atsushi TWICE is crazy actually. akutagawa doesn't even remember who he is this time. question for our audience has this man ever been normal at all

[emmavakarian-theirin]

no caption just thoughts...... many thoughts

[iceagebaby]

Forsan miseros meliora sequentur

[levemetal]

Ye old Shen twins au where they both become peak lords EXCEPT. Instead of making them twin peak lords or something, we pretend the evidence that the beast peak does likely not exist is lies, and Shen Yuan gets to become peak lord of the beast peak. Why? Because he would LOVE IT there. It's his territory. He gets to be unapologetically nerdy about beasts 24/7 and make it everyone's problem.

As he should.

And bonus! He can snatch LBH at the disciple hole digging. Plot solved! (Assuming the system wouldn't you know. Pull system stuff and force LBH to end up on Qing Jing or some shit.)

And everyone lived happily ever after or some bullshit idk. I reread the 79 extras as well as the TLJ & ZZL ones let me have fluffy AU thoughts goddamnit, my heart has been irreparably damaged-

[rhiannonsaintofcharm]

do you guys think that part of the reason Gideon’s death was so devastating to Harrow was that before then, there had at least been one person who survived the mass murder that created her? two hundred souls had been destroyed for her sake, but the annihilation wasn’t complete — there was one who escaped. one who lived. do you think Gideon dying, for the sake of Harrow living, snuffed out her one last glimmer of hope for absolution?

[princema-k]

so draw your blade, you wretched fiend and let's you and i fight like the dishonourable dogs we are savage, violent, yet free and when the curtain calls, let me put you out of my misery

[hypertechnica]

star trek as a concept is completely sexless. it is utterly devoid of sex. not one drop of convincing sexual tension has ever graced the screen on any star trek show. the weird unintentionally homoerotic psychosexual mind game shit on the other hand,