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[brennacedria]

Brian has surgery this morning, so I need things to keep me distracted through lunch at least. So, send me stuff? Kittens, puppies, character asks, personal asks, trivia, Veilguard speculation, etc etc idk whatever else. I'll try to respond to things as long as I can keep my phone charged.

[chordsykat]

https://www.tumblr.com/chordsykat/732812758959243264/in-book-5-of-dethkomik-skwisgaar-gets-mad-at-caj

Can you tell us how each of those six kids were conceived?

For example: Baby number four was conceived in the back of a limo when Skwis and Caj were forced to be nice and share.

Jesus, Claudia! What type of ask box you think I'm running here?!

Of course I can! :D

With pictures!

Hehe, but really, I don't have it plotted 1-to-1 how the ones I didn't explain in excruciating detail in the pages of Dethkomic came about. That's the joy of writing huge perverts in fiction. Leaving enough space for you guys to picture sexually-charged limo rides... or getting stuck a little too long at the same airport VIP lounge between flights... or everyone's favorite: banging while presenting the award for Best Duo/Group Performance at the Grammy's! :D

[humblegoatart]

there’s no way someone else in the dandadan fandom hasn’t already drawn this but i had to roll with the vision when it struck me.

[ID: A Dandadan meme redraw featuring a heart locket that has art of Okarun yelling on one side and the words "my bals" (spelled with only one "L") on the other. End ID]

[liv0]

Elphie taking Glinda's glasses is the best thing I've ever seen

[pangur-and-grim]

she's so curious and gentle

[vesperosy]

a series of birthdays, ages 8-16

my illustration for @aatrucyzine. thanks for having me!!

[theoptia]

Simone de Beauvoir, from Diary of a Philosophy Student: Volume 1, 1926-27

Text ID: I observe how much I have matured since last year despite my belief that I was losing myself, how something strong was born from the painful experiences survived and from the numerous minutes that I believed were wasted.

[lui-the-cute-snek]

He still has some adjusting to do :)

[doubledudeski]

pics that make you go "oh I KNOW he eated a trash"

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick: Happy Chrismis!

Damian: What is Happening.

Tim: Is Chrismimth.

Damian: what are you fools-

Steph: Merry Crisis!

Damian: Father, they have lost their minds.

[All four stare at Bruce expectantly]

Bruce, sighing: Merry Crysler.

[umblrspectrum]

i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

[theballadofmars]

I love how mqf's oficial description is something like: a good heart who wants to help others but then you read the novel and his reaction to lqg trapping ten infected men who are crying in panic is "great now I can start to work in my experiments with decomposed people to find a cure" and gets out a lot of needles, which makes the man cry even harder.

Even if we only get bits of the other Cang Qiong sect leader's we can reach the conclusion that no one there is normal, sqq is just biased.

[eddiediaaz]

(you don't have to be a frequent enjoyer of either to vote. weed can mean any type of marijuana products: joints, edibles, oils, etc.)

add where you're from in the tags if you feel like it!

[fexrox]

tears are worth their weight in gold

(happy new year!!!)

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..