#pro selina kyle

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Just saying Selina and Talia deserve better than Br*ce

[incorrectbatfam]

We get it you have a girlfriend

Some of us are dyslexic over here geez

It'd be a bit hypocritical of me to write Wife Guy Bruce Wayne without embodying it a little myself 😘

[mkarchin713]

… taps mike… Ahem

Selina finds Danny both funny and annoying.

She is all for Danny fucking with the rich, she just doesn’t like it when he casually steals her targets.

Selina will spend weeks researching the best ways to get to the object of her desire only to find out the day before her planned heist that Danny wandered into the vault/display room/museum and just took off with her prize.

It wasn’t even his target, he doesn’t even care about its significance, he didn’t spend precious time planning out the heist, he just walked in off the street and reached through the glass.

The professional thief in her bristles at the way Danny does things even if she likes seeing the reactions of his victims when they realize they can’t legally do anything.

If ghosts are declared legally neither sentient nor sapient >.>

Then? LEGALLY? Anything they do? They can't be held responsible for. After all, they don't know any better.

Danny should start a harrassment campaign. Clear Activist actions. Publicly. Loudly. And with the world watching. Wear it on a tee-shirt. Keep repeating it.

"I'm not legally sentient or sapient. Not MY decision, this is what YOU decided."

Openly steal from the rich. Like, OPENLY and on a petty level. Sweep wall street. Hit major companies for food and water and give it too people. Kick presidential candidates in the balls. Cause expensive but not life treating inconvenience to the world.

You can't be a criminal, after all.

It's literally the Jesus approach. "Turn the other cheek". If you strike me AGAIN, you are acknowledging me as an equal. So which is it, oppressors? Am I less then you and free to rebel, or am I equal and capable of being held accountable?

Charm campaign with his enemies money. End world hunger. Take their wealth. Chaos and Discord. No, sorry, you CAN NOT negotiate with me! I'm INCAPABLE remember?

Neither sentient nor sapient!

Shame. Better fix that! Hey? Who's yacht was this? YEET! Guess it doesn't matter now! It's in ORBIT! Have a GREAT daaaay~☆

[sketchfanda]

Kirishima's Mystique:Cat on the Prowl

Sometimes Kirishima had to wonder if it was a little much to ask for just one patrol in the twilight evening times to be just a bit more quiet? Oh he was all on board to ensure the safety of the public and all that but it’d be nice to have one night go smooth and peaceful as possible then head home to enjoy a little bit of R&R quality time with his two favourite girls in the world. But such was the life of a pro hero, one way or another especially when Murphy’s Law would come out of nowhere with a Diamond Cutter like the bitch it was. Case in point being his current situation.

Seemed someone had decided to break into a museum of all place and try to pilfer God only knows what was inside it. Given all the art work and artefacts inside that were worth anywhere between six figures to enough to have you set for life, on top of the security? Hey least it wasn’t some dumb ass protestor trying to make some moronic statement by glueing themselves to a painting and try to deface it but I digress. Back with our hardheaded red-head and what was going on with him at this very moment.

That being him currently pursuing the thief in question who was quite the slippery and tricky rascal to say the least they leapt across rooftops in manners that would make professional parkour artists green with envy. Pretty impressive given the no doubt heavy amount of loot they had to be carrying but he was nothing if not determined to see the perpetrator caught. From what could be gleamed of their appearance, they seemed to be a feline person or wearing feline themed suit of sorts, a literal cat burglar? Someone had quite a sense of humour to them.

After minutes of relentless pursuit he saw his elusiva quarry cease running no doubt assuming they'd lost any opposition as they parked on a flat rooftop up on a high rise, the sturdy himbo using his quirk to advantage. Clawed styled fingers piercing the solid concrete as he scaled and climbed up to find his target sitting atop a ventilation shaft duct, no doubt catching their breath and making a quick check and count of their loot. From what he could see of their backside, it was definitely a woman as he carefully made his way towards her to swiftly take her down and subdue her. A slight purr from her throat as she held up a diamond between her fingers, catching his reflection in it as she dropped it back into her bag of stolen goods and stood up turning around to face him.

Suffice to say Kirishima was momentarily stunned to find this literal cat burglar was none other than Selina Kyle, THE one and only infamous CatWoman of Gotham herself. Her toned curvy figure contained within and highlighted by a skintight black and leather latex ensemble that Midnight herself would approve of very much. The sensual mature thief grinning like well, a cat that found herself a little mouse to play as she took her zipper at the top of her collar and slid it down oh so, very slowly. Inches of rich smooth caramel tanned skin and cleavage and a smooth set of abdominals revealed as the front of her outfit became undone and exposed right before his crimson eyes as she sensually licked her lips and reached in with take out her trademark whip.

Catwoman:”Well well, figures I’d run into one of the locals, can’t expect to to anywhere in Japan and not meet a cape and mask type when prowling. Especially a cute slab of meat like you….”*Sensually licking her lips as she began her infamous teasing and flirting routine, wrapping her whip around herself like it was a feather boa. Sensually purring as she radiated a sexual charisma and charm on par with Midnight herself as she eyed Kirishima with a hunger and thirst. She had to say compared to a certain pointy eared on and off gentleman of hers back stateside, the Red Riot wasn’t half bad. Taking delight in the awkwardness he was no doubt feeling at such attention and interest from a mature older woman like herself.* “Come on now handsome, mind looking the other way and letting me walk off with my gains? I’ll make it worth your while…”

Kirishima*Shakes his head to regain focus as he looked at the literal cat burglar with determination, sure she was a tease but he was used to such saucy flirting given his experience especially with a pair of girlfriends like Mina and Maya. He would not be swayed by her admittedly stunning good looks and pornographic body, no sir!!* “can’t do that ma’am, I got take you in or at least take back what you stole!! Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way…and we both know it’s obvious you’re going for the hard way!!” *indeed Selina flashed a coy smile as she began lashing out some strikes on the air and ground, making clear that if that’s the way it was to be? Hard way it was as he activated his quirk, the young future pro and infamous thief moved in to clash.*

Selina of course had hoped it would be easy but seems tonight wasn’t her lucky night, pouting adorably as she found herself pinned back flat on the ground. Her whip a few feet from her grasp along with her belt for her tools and equipment as Kirishima had her in her clutches. Just her luck that she had encounter a guy with strength and durability on par with Killer Croc but she had to say, up close like this? Not only was he a looker but god damn those muscles, she coild grind cheese in those abs….it was making her feel turned on.

Selina:*Deciding to play an ace up her sleeve as she began flashing the pull eyes or rsther the kitty eyes, with the pout to match.* “Awww come on tough guy, it’s my first time and offence here in Japan, how about you let me go and you take the loot? Better yet you let me keep half? I’ll make it worth your while….”*She knew it was a long shot but honestly he was rather hoping for something else besides bribing this guy, not that he seemed the type for it, virtue was as distinct as this guy’s gym body. If anything she was going for a nice bit of erotic action, it’d been quite a long dry spell for her to a degree that toys and her own fingers wouldn’t cut it. And she always was a sucker for angelfaces with the musculature of Greek gods.*

Kirishima:*Slight blush on his face aside, he was handling Selina’s flirting and persuasion well as can be.*”Can’t do that ma’am, just wouldn’t sit right with me….”*Selina couldn’t help but feel a giddy tingle with anticipation, the moral compass boyscouts were always a turn on for her. A sensual smile on her face as she found those blood red eyes of his unable to look away from her still exposed torso from having unzipped her suit. Her tits inches away from slipping out to expose themselves as she sensually licked her lips sensing he was getting as turned on as she was, seems her boy scout had a thing for girls like herself, oh if she only knew how right she was.*

Sensing opportunity presenting itself, the seductive thief managed to move her legs out from under him to wrap around them around his waist. Pulling him in close as she freed her arms from his grasp to wrap them around his shoulders and press her lips to his as she ambushed him with a passionate, tongue fuelled French kiss. Taking advantage of his sudden shock and surprise to roll around so that she now laid atop him, straddling his wait as she deepened her liplock. Soon breaking for air with strands of saliva between them as she sat up, looking at him with a sensual gaze as she landed softly, shuddering with delight at the look in his eyes as she began to peel off her suit.

Her luscious, firm tits now flashed before his eyes in all their naked glory as she pried her upper torso out of thst skintight leather and latex, skin glistening with sweat. The feline themed crook caressing his muscles as she traced and memorised those firm cut abs and pecs, oohing and aweing with delight as her ass felt a very distinct bulge bumping against it, seemed this himbo had the package to go along with that physique. Shifting and adjusting her position as she trapped his head between her thighs, she may not have been Mina or Maya or even Mirko but she definitely had some good ones on her as she parked her booty on his face. While she found herself before his crotch, undoing the belt and fly as she was eager to play with the treasure contained within.

But to say she was shocked and surprised was an understatement as her eyes widened and her jaw dropped at seeing that exposed erect slab of manhood before her. The absolute length and girth before her leaving the sexy thief at a rare loss for words, switches in her brain being flipped as she found herself grasping and squeezing that cock. Like some primal instincts reached out to her inner feline telling her to go all in on going all the way with this absolute unit of an alpha male as she commenced with performing fellation. Licking and sucking on that cock as inches of his meat filled her mouth, giving her an oral preview of what awaited her pussy.

Speaking of which, Kirishima had figured the con-woman was trying to play him for a sap, using her feminine wiles on what she figured to be some naive cherry virgin boy. As he grasped that leather and latex clad booty, teeth latching onto the fly of her outfit's zipper to bring down lower. Exposing her slit and anal pucker before him as Selina widened her jade green cat-like eyes at suddenly feeling the sturdy himbo return fire with a little oral assault of his own. And she had to say, he sure as hell knew how to eat a pussy out!!

Now Selina was no stranger to sex, mind you and she'd been with her share of men and women alike. But she never imagined she'd find the tables turned on her like this and she had to say, she was liking it a lot!! After an intense, sloppy 69 session, it wasn't long before they were both naked, the seductive tease of a thief's cowl, goggles and boots all she had still on her as she found herself taking it doggy or rather kitty style as this young buck of a man mountain fucked her deep and hard. Arms and legs shaky as her jiggling, slutty ass stuck in the air, shaking with every impact of that shaft and those heavy balls smacking her clit before she found herself flat on the floor as he plowed her prone bone.

It wasn't often the infamous Catwoman found herself dominated sexually but Kirishima was showing himself to be quite a young man full of surprises. The rooftop aloud with the echoes of skin slapping sex and cries of passion and ecstasy as orgasms rocked her world one after another. And did he have stamina to spare, to say nothing of his little quirk trick and could he be assertive and abrasive!! It was a turn-on, that was for sure.

But of course the difference in momentum and skill of course wound up being in Kirishima's favour, as he held Selina's luscious hips while she bounced and rode on his cock cowgirl style, her tits bouncing hypnotically as her usually coy face wore an expression that made it clear her brain was numb with pleasure. Before she went limp as a ragdoll as she and the sturdy chivalrous himbo came together simultaneously, a baker's dozen worth of hot, white baby batter pumping and flooding into her womb. The feline afficianado gently laid down on the cool, smooth rooftop surface, a well fucked and satisfied smile on her face and a belly full of cum as Kirishima decided to call this erotic duel a draw. Taking back and returning her stolen goods, after getting his clothes back on of course while maybe hoping the authorities would find her here and secure her arrest..and maybe maintain her dignity.

Of course the tricky thief managed to elude capture but opted to lay low of course until any heat died down. Not that she minded of course, after a lay like that. Now she had herself a new hobby and boytoy to play with, as Kirishima somehow found his phone getting an unknown number sending him a few lewd texts and pictures not long after that hot rooftop encounter evening. Among them being a nude pic from Selina showing off her dumptruck ass while wearing little more than cat ears, jewellery and some thigh high boots.

Not to mention for some reason, the Catwoman always left a date, time and place, as if leaving hints for when and where she might strike next and where he could find her for a rematch. Naturally Mina and Maya found out and oooh was their teasing and flirting relentless especially when they insisted on wanting to help him out with "dealing" with that hot piece of kitty ass. Yeah once again Kirishima really wondered what it would take to just have a normal, peaceful patrol that didn't wind up with him somehow getting a female crook sexually addicted to him. Then again it wasn't always so bad.....right?

[forthegothicheroine]

Hmmm... what about a Batman Regency au?

The vibe I'd go for is "Hammer Frankenstein meets The Scarlet Pimpernel." Ruffly clothes and glowing beakers of ambiguous science everywhere!

The Bat is not pro-revolution, pro-monarchy, or pro-any country or empire. He rights wrongs no matter the side!

I'm normally not the biggest fan of the Joker, but I think an evil Commedia del Arte troupe would kick ass. Joker and Harley as Harlequin and Columbina!

You know I've got to throw the Scarecrow in here, so he's the anarchist. Similar to the Liberation of the Night in Fallen London, he does not believe that anarchy will lead to a utopia but to a world made democratic in chaos and fear. He was probably at the Villa Diodati and has had an unrequited thing for Mary Shelley ever since.

Selina Kyle is a mistress of disguise. She might be that unaffordable courtesan, that blushing ingenue having her season, or the masked highwayman holding you up, but she'll disappear with your heart and your money in each situation. Bruce disapproves, but doesn't think she should hang for it.

[thebigbadbatswife]

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[nygmcbblepot]

You're on Your Own, Kid: Part One

You have been Edward Nygma's assistant for a few months now. So far he hasn't taken you on any heists or anything, but usually you're just an errand girl. When he's too busy, he puts you in charge of the when, where, and how behind his plans. Sometimes you know he feels frustrated when you mess up but you needed a job and being a part of the Sionis family, he figured that you may be useful for him. You would love for him to wake up one day and realize that you're capable of helping him in a heist. You begin writing in your journal as Edward approaches and sits across from you at the dining room table. Ever since he had escaped Arkham a few months ago, he had been supposed to share Cobblepot Manor with Oswald but Oswald has since moved into a larger, more expensive, home.

You watched as Ed sat down across from you with a newspaper in his hand. He skimmed over the cover, and moved onto the crossword section, skipping all the other pages that had been before it. 

"You have been working for me ever since I had gotten out of Arkham and since your family essentially threw you out," Ed remarked with an attitude, not looking up from his puzzle. "I have noticed your work and being a Sionis, I figured you may have more insider information about different crime families or different popular bosses in the city. I'm not giving you a promotion but I'd like to do a trial run to see how well you'd pull off a successful heist. I've heard of the wonders your older brother Roman has pulled off, now let's see how you'd do. Think you could gain back your family's love by outdoing him?" Sighing, you get up from the table and bring your journal along with an empty coffee mug, figuring it was time to refill it. 

"Roman is just a crybaby bitch who would do anything for his daddy's approval. I on the other hand would like to outdo him just for my family to feel sorry that they ever threw me out like that."  As you begin to walk away, Ed stops you. 

"Y/N, are you gonna even take me up on the heist offer? Wouldn't want you to be stuck as someone's lousy errand girl for the rest of your life whenever you have just so much potential in you. Think about it; you could be the next Selina Kyle, or you could be better. Come back to me whenever you have made your decision."

You walk into the kitchen and begin brewing a new cup of coffee as I consider his offer. Once it's done, you take your notebook and head upstairs to your room. Your room was much darker and Victorian than you were used to as a Sionis. The Sionis' were into more modern architecture, which could get very boring at certain times. Roman managed to incorporate both modern and unique into his club, The Black Mask Club.  You personally felt the decor was just odd. Sitting down at a desk, you open a fresh page in the notebook and grab fancy pens out of your well organized drawer. You always try your best to keep everything neat for Ed, which was easy since you were a very tidy and organized person. Splitting the page down the middle with a black pen, you mark one side with a green word that reads, "pros", and a red word that reads, "cons".

A/N: Hi guys!! I haven't written in forever so excuse me if I'm a little rusty and my grammar sucks. I'm hoping to make this an ongoing fic so definitely give me feedback!🩶🫧

[cardcaptorsakura96]

Taxes, Taxes, Taxes-Chapter 24

Fandom: Supergirl

Characters: Kara Danvers, Clark Kent, Samantha Arias, Lena Luthor, Lillian Luthor, Ruby Arias, Oliver Queen, John Stewart, Diana Prince, Bruce Wayne, Barry Allen, J'onn J'onnz, Alfred Pennyworth, Lois Lane, Cat Grant, Lucy Lane, Damian Wayne, Felicity Smoak, Streaky the Supercat, Martha Kent, Selina Kyle, Talia Al Ghul, Lucius Fox, Maggie Sawyer, Alex Danvers, Jason Todd, Otis Graves, Lex Luthor

Summary: What if superheroes had to pay a property damage tax every time they had a fight in the city?

Lillian sighed as she watched the clock at Noonan’s gradually tick away the time. She felt a sudden squeeze of her hand. She looked to the seat next to her at the restaurant to see Martha smiling back at her. 

“Everything is going to be okay. The worst that can happen is that Amanda won’t tell us anything and send us on our way.”

Lillian gave her a soft smile. She reached down and kissed Martha’s hand and said, “I’m more concerned that she will rat us out to Lex more so anything else.”

Martha raised an eyebrow and asked, “Is that why you suggested meeting at Noonan’s instead of the office?”

Lillian sighed and said, “Lex is lax with watching over me, but you can never be too careful. Both Amanda and I frequent this restaurant enough that it wouldn’t be unusual for us to bump into each other and have a few words.”

Martha looked at Lillian baffled and asked, “Wait? You guys see each other here often?”

Lillian leaned back in her chair and said, “Yes. Amanda and I are usually around here late morning or early afternoon. However, we tend to avoid each other.” Lillian shook her head and sighed. She continued, “Amanda and I used to be best friends in college. We came up with the idea of Cadmus during our senior year as a capstone project. We thought that there should not only be an organization that studies the extraterrestrial lifeforms that were already on Earth but also learn how to coexist with each other. I focused more on the business side of things whereas Amanda worked towards networking and getting funding. Everything went well until Zod came into the picture several years ago.”

Martha winced and said, “I hate that name with a passion.”

“You are not alone in that sentiment. It reshaped Amanda’s perception of aliens as a whole. She viewed every one of them as a threat and that they needed to be removed from Earth. Lex provided her with options to achieve that and in return, she provided him funding to support his research efforts on the subject. I objected to all of this, but she still pushed me out. Fortunately, enough people from Cadmus didn’t like Amanda’s new direction and decided to come with me as I formed my own company.”

“If you think she has so much hatred against aliens, why do you think she would talk to us.”

Lillian leaned her head back and stared up at the ceiling thoughtfully. 

“There have been rumors of Leviathan changing direction for a while now. They have always been anti-alien, but their choices in political candidates have been interesting to say to least.”

Martha looked at her quizzically and asked, “How so?”

“Well, the candidates they have supported so far are pro-alien rights and making reforms to help aliens become citizens. It is a complete 180. Lex wasn’t willing to cooperate with their changes so he was cut off. Amanda has used funding from Leviathan in the past. I am curious to see if she followed the road Lex took in regards to them, or if she fell in line to their new policy. If she did, we may be able to get something out of her.”

Martha nodded and said, “I like that particular theory. Hopefully, it doesn’t take that long to get information out of her. I have so much to do to prepare for tonight.” 

Lillian smirked and asked, “Worried about meeting the children I see?”

Martha pouted which caused Lillian to smile. She loved teasing Martha just a tiny bit. 

Lillian caressed Martha’s face and said, “You don’t have to worry. Sam, Lena, and Ruby will adore you as much as I do.”

Martha looked down while twiddling her thumbs and said, “Well, Lena has kind of avoided me with everything with Clark. I just worried that she might…”

Lillian kissed Martha’s hand which caused her to blush.

“Lena is more than okay with everything. All three girls are happy that I have put myself back out there.”

Martha smiled and said, “Still, I want to make a good impression and make sure that everything goes smoothly.”

Lillian smiled and said, “It will darling. I am just as eager to meet Kara. I have never seen Lena this happy before. It is like she is floating on cloud nine everyday.”

Martha chuckled and said, “I am not surprised. Kara is a bundle of sunshine that will brighten anyone’s day. I just wished that some of that would rub off on Clark. He used to be so optimistic, but now….”

Lillian squeezed Martha’s hand and said, “Hopefully this stuff with Lex will give us insight into Clark. I don’t have any proof, but I am willing to bet money that Lex has something to do with Clark’s behavioral changes.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he did,” said a woman’s voice. 

Lillian and Martha nearly jumped out of their seats. They turned to see a black woman of medium build and short black hair staring at them. She had on a blue business suit. Lillian quickly change her expression to surprise to passive. 

The woman smirked and said, “You are losing your touch Lillian. It is nice to see that I can still take you by surprise.” 

The woman pulled up a chair and sat down with them. 

Lillian sighed and said, “It is nice to see you too, Amanda.”

Amanda smirked while she turned towards Martha and said, “I am assuming that since you brought Superman’s mother that you are wondering about if Lex had anything in store for him.”

Martha looked at her startled and asked, “How….”

Amanda chuckled and said, “Lex wasn’t very subtle about his infatuation with your son.”

Martha glared at the woman while gripping the table until her knuckles went white. 

Martha growled, “Yet you help a mad man hurt my son over and over again.”

Amanda sighed  while leaning back in her chair and said, “Would you believe me if I told you it was never my attention that he got hurt?”

Martha scoffed and said, “Don’t insult my intelligence.”

Amanda chuckled and said, “Well, I did want your son neutralized after the events with Zod.”

Martha winced at that statement. 

Amanda sighed and said, “And before you say anything, I realized that your son was being controlled by Zod. However, that fight between them caused over 200 people to die. Most had the nuance of separating Superman from that. He was drugged after all. However, your son isn’t normal. What if he is drugged or mind controlled again? Who is there to stop him. The Justice League was barely able to contain him the last time. We need measures in place for if that were to occur.”

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[pussyfoots]

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[ao3feed-brucewayne]

My Virtual Boyfriend is my IRL Enemy

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3kHfvmT by OleanderSage An incident during a soccer match leads to Damian's humiliation at the hands of Jon, the Wayne boy declares Jon his enemy and leaves school, not wanting to deal with the fallout, this leads to Damian entering the world of Full Dive VR. Here Damian found himself flourishing where he would fail in Real Life, becoming more social and open. During an event he comes across a hapless noob struggling so Damian offers to be his bus and level the noob up, friendship begins to grow between them, which then leads to romance, something Damian never considered before. Words: 4537, Chapters: 1/35, Language: English Fandoms: Super Sons (Comics) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage Categories: F/F, Gen, M/M Characters: Batfamily Members, Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Harleen Quinzel, Pamela Isley, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Duke Thomas, Lucas "Luke" Fox, Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Match (Young Justice), Matthew Kent (Match), Christopher Kent, Jonathan Samuel Kent, Kara Kent Relationships: Jonathan Kent/Damian Wayne Additional Tags: Deep Dive Virtual Reality, Gamer Pro Damian, Gamer Noob Jon, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Virtual Reality, fantasy rpg, Non-Canonical, no superpowers, No Heroes, Damian feels neglected, Damian Desmond is Bad at Feelings, Jon is bad at gaming, Alfred Pennyworth is the Best, Harleen is best Auntie, Social Butterfly Jon, Social Anxiety Damian, Good Parent Selina Kyle, Step-Parent Selina Kyle, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3kHfvmT

[girlcored]

selina kyle pro choice moment

[secret-secret06]

hmmm....

okay lets see

Bruce Wayne - pro's raised Richard had to have at least picked up something from that... and probably got training in it even if he doesn't use it Con's it's Bruce... he doesnt have the right build....

Cassandra Cain - Pro's it's Cassandra! I could litterally only write that and it would work but also she's a Dancer and these can overlap somewhat and both require flexibility... not to mention her ability to read body language is impeccable so that probably translates to impeccable control Con's not her area of expertise

Damian Wayne - Pro's it was probably included in league training (this could go for Cassandra, and Bruce as well) (Jason too but I haven't talked about him yet) he was also Dick's Robin so you cant tell me he didn't learn something Con's not enough experience someone with more could top him easily

Duke Thomas - Pro's I could see him being secretly really good and like hiding it he's a fairly well rounded guy (skills wise after all he is a bat) Con's i could see him also being really bad at it (sorry to all the Signal lovers out their I just dont know enough about him I'm sorry)

Harley Quinn - Pro's so lets just start with saying her legal name is Harleen Quinzel right so not hard to get Harley Quinn from that but also Harlequin, Harley is also shown to be an acrobat in cannon and even did gymnastics (which gave her a scholarship that allowed her to go to uni which lead to her degree which lead to her job at arkham and you know the rest) Con's skills do diminish when not used (hate that fact hey whoever's running this matrix can you patch that in the next update? please?)

Helena Bertinelli - Pro's is trained in acrobatics and is extremely agile Con's not the main focus of her skills (also not alot of people know she exists)

kate kane - Pro's Canonically Senior elite level not to mention as part of her batwoman training she learned parkour Con's not main focus of her skills and not shown as often in use

jason Todd - Pro's trained by Batman, and NIGHTWING so probably learned something y'know even if only to emulate Richard, also trained by the league, I feel like he would learn it out of spite as well Con's - have you seen his build that is not an acrobatics build I'm sorry

Jean-Paul Valley - (so unfortunately I know nothing about him compared to the rest other than he's Azrael (love the name Angel of God/Angel of Death) and an anti-hero so I will do my best to research) okay of what I've found he does have a canonical reason in his backstory to know acrobatics, and he is a bat so bat training not to mention genetic altering Con's build

Selina Kyle - Pro's okay she's catwoman... like she's a cat burglar I think that is all I have to say Con's what part of her character arc's is she in

Stephanie Brown - Pro's canonical gymnast (so so so many of them if we ever gain heroes here I will be watching the gymnasts like a hawk) Con's (I almost made a dark joke about black mask & batman but I will refrain...) I actually cant think of any right now...

tim drake - Pro's bat training, Richard training Con's ummm it's tim....

i don't know why I made this but I will be doing it anyways...

[ao3feed-birdflash]

A Little Woman

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/eyugxY9

by headshaker

An average, normal high school girl from our world is suddenly thrusted into a world full of heroes and villains. Homeless on the streets of Gotham, all she has is a long-nosed stray dog that has to be a human in a costume and her wits.

Oh and, don't forget about the de-aging factor and the amnesia!

Words: 1124, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Original Child Character(s), Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas, Cassandra Cain, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Jon Lane Kent, Bart Allen, John Constantine, Justice League (DCU), Teen Titans (DCU), Wally West, Stephanie Brown, Selina Kyle

Relationships: Dick Grayson & Original Child Character(s), Batfamily Members & Dick Grayson, Original Child Character(s) & Batfamily Members, Wally West & Original Child Character(s), Eventual Dick Grayson/Wally West - Relationship

Additional Tags: Parent-Child Relationship, Father-Daughter Relationship, Adoptive Parent Dick Grayson, Parent Dick Grayson, Good Parent Dick Grayson, Found Family, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Self-Indulgent, sorry the author has crippling daddy issues, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Original Character-centric, This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think, i did NOT create this OC's entire fucking family for her to be pushed onto the backburner, although this story will be both OC centric and batfamily centric!, so she will share the spotlight, credit to franz kafka for the title, Duology Series, girl from our world goes to the dc world, oops almost forgot that tag, in a happy world this will be slice of life but, this is not that world, pro queer and pro poc, plus size OC

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/eyugxY9

[treeloverfan]

The Cat

[enby-axels]

just saw a batcat shipper say selina, a literal white woman, should be damian's biological mother, day = ruined

[martyrbat]

last self rb!! this one with the long overdue image description (under the cut!) all ID is in the alt text of original photo reply too just in case you don't want this addition :)

[ID: several panels all from the comic Catwoman: When In Rome. It features Selina Kyle, The Riddler, and an Italian blond assassin she's working with (named Castillo/Blondie). Castillo is drawn as a tall muscular man as The Riddler is depicted as a short, creepy little man that's scrawny and has a long, thin nose. All internal narration boxes are in Selina's perspective.

PHOTO ONE: Castillo and Selina standing close together and talking as Selina is in a short robe. Castillo tells her, “In Italy, it is much better to give something for something.” Selina replies, “The old ‘quid pro quo’. Well, I don't happen to have an extra daddy lying around that I can give him.” He responds, “No. But there us something worth much more to him...” She thinks, ‘Men... No matter what they tell you, all they want to do is pet the kitty...’

PHOTO TWO: Selina is walking into her hotel room to see the Riddler wearing her Catwoman costume. Her costume is way too large for him as he poses in a floor length mirror. She looks at him in horrified shock as he simply tells her, “The airline found your luggage. I had them bring it up.” Selina internally narrates, ‘Edward Nigma a.k.a. The Riddler is actually here by invitation to help me solve the riddle that is my life. Now, when I say “here,” I certainly don't mean in my bedroom... And I sure as hell don't mean “here” as in my Catwoman outfit.’

In a close-up panel, The Riddler defends himself, “What? Tell me you've never wondered how you'd look in a skintight green leotard with question marks all over it... And a nifty bowler hat.” Selina continues to look at him with appall. “I... Eddie. Take my clothes off. Now.” She kicks him out of her room. A panel displays him flying through the air for comedic value before the door slams shut.

PHOTO THREE: Selina is threatening The Riddler with a fork to his neck after she caught him spying on her taking a bath. She holds a towel to her front for modesty while her naked backside is exposed to the viewer. She hisses, “You better have a pretty solid reason why I shouldn't jab this right through your meatball, Eddie.” He justifies, “I was looking for a pen to leave you a note.” Selina reminds him, “Didn't we agree that you were never to come into my room unless you were invited?”

The Riddler defends himself, “Your phone is off the hook. I knocked and no one answered. How was I supposed to know you were taking a bath?” She presses, “And the ‘do not disturb’ tag didn't give you a clue that breaking and entering wasn't your best idea?” He argues, “I've been out doing my job. I've found out where this Don Verinni lives in case you want to pay him a visit... Or do you like cooling your heels in this hotel waiting for him to send you an engraved invitation?”

Selina leans closer so they're nearly nose to nose and warns him, “Careful, Eddie. It's starting to sound like you've grown a pair.” He responds, “If you ever want someone to wash your back...” The next panels is of her kicking him out of her room, a panel once again displays him flying through the air and landing on the ground as Selina demands for him to stay out.

PHOTO FOUR: Selina is alone in her bedroom on a large yacht. She's only in her dark bra and lacy underwear and is wearing high heels and jewelry. She sexily poses on the edge of her bed and bandages her side wound. She thinks, ‘The whole curiosity and the cat thing. There's a lot of truth there. It has something to do with control, although as with most women, feline or otherwise, it almost always does. When the floor keeps moving around, you try and grab hold of something to keep it steady.’ Off panel, Batman calls her name. She looks up at him and questions, “What in St. Peter's name are you doing here?”

PHOTO FIVE: Selina is shown from a low angle in the foreground so the main focus on the panel is primarily on her exposed ass. Batman broods in the background shadows. He tells her, “I came looking for you.” She huffs, “Don't tell me – The Riddler thought I needed help so he dropped a dime on me and–” he interrupts her, “– this has nothing to do with Nigma. This has to do with us.”

She thinks, ‘Nothing holds more steadily than the truth. You uncover that and you've got bedrock.’ She looks at him in disbelief and shouts, “Us?! There is no us. I don't even know you. Just how much did Nigma tell you about me?” He bluntly states, “I came here because I love you.” Selina asks what but before she can get an explanation, Batman suddenly kisses her deeply. His gloved hand grips her upper arm as the other holds the back of her head. Her hand goes to his chest for support as she thinks, ‘It's just... sometimes the truth comes in the most unlikely of places. Like when in Rome...’

PHOTO SIX: Selina is still in her lingerie and heels while kissing The Riddler since she's delusional and thinks he's Batman. Her hallucination is believed to be from blood lost however it's later implied The Riddler also drugged her with Fear Toxin. He stands on a chest to reach her height and has a hand around her waist as he holds his hat with his other hand. Her narration box reads: ‘... and then things become very curious...’

PHOTO SEVEN: Selina's narration box reads: ‘And I can't get no satisfaction.’ She's kicking The Riddler off the balcony of the ship after realizing she was getting sexually assaulted by him. He's sent soaring through the air (once again mimicking the earlier panels) before landing in the ocean. She shouts she hopes he drowns and The Riddler insists he can explain everything! Her narration continues, ‘So, as one can imagine, these two are a constant source of internal conflict.’

PHOTO EIGHT: Selina's narration reads, ‘To say nothing of what it's done to my sex life...’ She remains in her lingerie and rightfully pissed as she grabs the balcony's railing and snarls down at The Riddler. Castillo comes rushing up to her with a handgun but she doesn't acknowledge his presence as she continues to shout, “What's there to explain, Eddie?! My lips were touching the lips that no woman's lips should touch. Maybe I'll get lucky and the sharks will get you before you sink.” He asks in dismay, “Sharks...? I have to admit, on the surface, things look bad. But, like any riddle, it always looks impossible until you know the answer. Question: where was The Riddler ten seconds before you kissed him?”

Castillo aims his gun at The Riddler and tells her, “If I shoot him, the blood will bring the sharks more quickly.” The Riddler from off panel timidly asks, “Question: what is all this talking about sharks?!” Selina tells the assassin, “Hello, Blondie. We really should do something about security on this boat. This masked man just walked right into my state room.”

PHOTO NINE: Selina is still in her lingerie and is gripping the balcony's railing in anger over being sexually assaulted as Castillo stands next to her with a handgun. She thinks in regards to The Riddler, ‘... And he was never, ever, ever, in a million kajillion years, allowed to touch me.’ Castillo dismisses, “In his defense, a man would not be a man if he were in a room with you, dressed as you are... and not... appreciate it.” Selina questions, “What the hell are you talking... about. Oh.” Midway through her sentence she realizes her state of dress and quickly snaps her hand over her crotch and over her cleavage.

PHOTO TEN: A back and forth close-up exchange of The Riddler and Selina talking. He reassures her, “Look, Selina, just so you know. I figured you didn't want the blond to see you without your mask on... I haven't left your side.” She looks at him in obvious surprise but is appreciative of him being thoughtful. She tells him thanks and uses his name, Edward, instead of the nickname he hates. But then he continues to talk as he starts to sneer at her, “'course, getting you out of your Catwoman costume wasn't the worst job in the world...” Selina immediately punches him in response. He slumps against the wall and holds his cheek in pain and exclaims, “Ow! What was that for?” She looks away from him in disgust and dryly tells him, “For making me think for half a second you were a decent guy.”

PHOTO ELEVEN: Castillo, The Riddler, and Selina are all in a pool after jumping to safety from her burning hotel room. Selina is naked but shown from behind as the two men ogle at her breasts. Castillo tells her “Signorina. We should... Um...” as the Riddler breathes out, “Wow.” Selina demands, “TURN AROUND. BOTH OF YOU! Eddie, get me a towel, a large towel. And if you so much as peek at me – the very next thing you'll see will be my fingernails plucking out your eyeballs. And you, Blondie. Any idea who'd want to barbecue me?”

PHOTO TWELVE: A back and forth close-up on Selina and Castillo talking. Selina is in her skintight Catwoman costume and tells him, “Well... She got the ring box. That doesn't mean she has the ring.” He tells her, “Ah... You palmed it. Where is it then?” She responds, “Where it's safe.” He breathes out, “oh,” and blushes slightly with wide eyes as he realizes what she's indicating (and as she points at her own cleavage in a titillating manner). Selina thinks to herself, ‘I think I just made a man who kills people for a living... Blush. He's kind of cute when he blushes.’

PHOTO THIRTEEN: Selina is laying on her stomach as she sunbathes on a yacht in a revealing swimsuit. Her back is arched as her ass is the primary focus of the panel. She looks over her shoulder at the Riddler, who's sitting in the background and is dabbing at his forehead with a handkerchief. The narration boxes read: ‘The Blond's safe house floats. I guess killing people pays even better than stealing from them. We've been holed up here for about a week. I'm enjoying Blondie's reaction to the bathing suit I'm not wearing.’ She asks the Riddler, “Any word on The Joker, Eddie?” He responds, “Answer: it's a–” but before he can finish, Selina cuts him off, “–if you say ‘riddle,’ I'm going to throw you overboard.”

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men need to stop being allowed to write selina kyle