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Well, you've done the impossible: created a sexy Condiment King.

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Microphone skills demonstration:

How successful would Thomasin…

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Carmilla 🦇👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼

Happy Halloween y'all 🖤

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I remember how I'd find you, fingers tearing through the ground

Were you digging something up or did you bury something down?

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Landon Rickets in Red Dead Redemption goes on about how in the old days, people used to settle their disputes via duels instead of making big things out of them. The thing is, twelve years ago in Red Dead Redemption 2, we sure didn't settle things like that! If we wanted to shoot people, we tried to bushwhack them whenever possible!

So, what's up with this?

Doylist explanation: They hadn't decided RDR2 would even be made, much less be a prequel with no duels

Watsonian explanation A: Rickets is talking about like thirty years ago, not twelve

Watsonian explanation B: Rickets is being nostalgic about a golden age that never existed, coincidentally also one of the many problems Dutch van der Linde had.

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The sudden venom in Number 2's eyes destroys any illusion of banter. It isn't that his usual smile with P is false. He really does appreciate him. Otherwise his determination to smash him to pieces would not be so sincere. But the smile is slowly resuming. The Chimes of Big Ben original script, Vincent Tilsey

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Anybody want a couple yards of the Zodiac cipher quilting cotton

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blue velvet (1986) dir. david lynch

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heartwarming: found family just as oppressive as real one

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He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor Stood up to the man and he gave him what-for Our love for him now ain’t hard to explain His name’s Arthur Morgan, the guy from the game!

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“what if vampires [bloodthirsty predators] were the REAL victims all along and not responsible for anything they ever did, up to and including violence. and people reacting negatively to that were the problem actually. this is such a meaningful metaphor ❤️” likely thing for tumblr dot com to fucking say! this is very much the “you are not responsible for anything ever” website after all

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I am a little concerned that Strauss in RDR2 was an antisemitic stereotype, but if he was meant to be Jewish then Micah surely would have called him a slur, as he does to everyone else.

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I could engage with people being Wrong on the Internet, but instead I will watch this:

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Meanwhile, on youtube, people are sharing the various elaborate and sadistic ways they killed him, all of which end in gaining honor! (I just shot him.)

TVTropes: Some people try to defend the character of Compson in Red Dead Redemption 2. Here's why they're wrong-

Me:

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TVTropes: Some people try to defend the character of Compson in Red Dead Redemption 2. Here's why they're wrong-

Me:

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I was a bit puzzled at first that Red Dead Redemption 2 made expies of Quantrill's Raiders frequent enemies even though that was several decades wrong, but I couldn't really object because it felt very good killing them. Fuck 'em up, Arthur!