#printer management
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Whenever there are no customers and no tasks to complete, i leave behind drawings everywhere at work
#the first pic#i drew as a joke cause the printer never works#and we joke how we will get venegence on day#my coworkers all went “GASP”#“you need to put one on the soap dispener. it always causes me issues”#“put one on the tape gun. it makes me wanna kms” - 65yro manager#so i drew two more#then thought id draw superbat#Batman#the batman 2022#superbat#superman#i work at See's Candies#heckin love it here#despite hoe STUPID OLD PEOPLE ARE#ISTG IF I WASH THE GLASS#THEN AN OLD PERSON TOUCHES IT TAPPING IT EITH THEIR NASTY COUGH COVERED FINGERS#saying “i want that”#I WILL BECOME A FRICKEN SUPERVILLAIN#SHOVE A TABLE LEG UP SO FAR UP THEIR ASS#SURGEONS WILL HAVE TO HIRE A DENTIST#TO GET RID OF THE SPLINTERS IN THEIR GUMS#anyways hahahaha#i love my job
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Hmm....how hard can large scale mosaic possibly be? I feel like my plans for the room I'm working on could use something really shiny and impactful and maybe I want to make a fold-down cutting table and maybe I want to do it out of mosaic, even though that will be ungodly heavy.
It's a fun idea. I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
I haven't done mosaic since a one-off high school art class but I feel like the component skills are ones I already have, sooooo....
I have been keeping to a blue and gold celestial theme for both my guest room and my art workspaces, because if and when I move those spaces are likely to be combined. Cutting table, even though it would be for a different room, falls in the same vein, so I'm thinking something with a nice dark night sky and maybe some branches or leaves...
#if nothing else#I am likely to bleed less on my project than I did on the one in high school.#i sliced my arm open and bled profusely and never quite got all of it out#the third bedroom in my house is basically a junk room rn because the layout is awful#and i have been rotating that room in my head for weeks trying to see how it fits together in a functional way#it's going to still be storage but also my digital workspace/home for my modern tools#aka four ink printers#the laminator the 3d printer the laser engraver the cutting mats the paper storage#and also random crap like luggage and wrapping paper.#i think im settling on a library/bindery vibe#so loooots of built ins.#on a budget level i cannot afford to start this room for a while yet#and the same is also true on a time management scale#but for each project like this I tend to prefer to have everything fully realized in my head before i start#so im doing that now#mentally putting together lumber cut lists and figuring out if im going to have to buy a jigsaw
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she yuppie on my psycho till I... uhm.. SSS̶̛̺̮͙͍͇̙̫̄̿̑͌̚͝S̶̢̥̣͔̿͑̎̇͜͠S̶̡̙̟͓̉̇̒͒͘ͅS̷̮̱̣̝̣͓̑́͑̉͆̋S̵̬̳̓̇̋̌́̀̍̚S̸̳̳͉̐̋̍̎̓̆̔͝S̸̯̙̟̰͍̪͒̔̍̈͝S̵̞̳̩̓͛͐́S̶̘̭̀̔̄̾S̷̘̝̎̊͋͊̌̔S̵̟͛̆͊̽͒̏́̓
#yuppie psycho#brian pasternack#sorry for not posting much#tryna manage all the work!#in the meantime played this absolute gem (and got so scared i dont want to touch a printer ever again)#cardinart
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☀️💚ETSY UPDATE💚☀️
i’ve made some new things recently that i’ve just put up! including new fish stickers, a new zine (YAY) and new knight prints!!!
check out all things cool HERE :)
#my art#CHECK IT OUT!!!!!#everything is limited stock bc my printer broke 😞#dream stans the collab print is up!#literally only 3 available it’s all i could manage#etsy promo#art#illustration#procreate#digital art#dream fanart#drm#dreamwastaken
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heartfelt black-and-white pencil drawings on a nicely textured paper with the cutest smiles
A pensive-looking Manager in colored pencil for you, then! And a tiny amount of gel pen.
#evil art style challenge#i didnt. sketch this one out at all whoops i just went straight in on color#also its on printer paper since you mentioned nice paper texture XD#the manager#art#the scientist scribbles
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btw etsy is doing this incredibly annoying thing that, unless i add tracking to my orders - Which I Do Not Have The Resources To Offer And It Would Increase Shipping Prices Considerably - they're gonna hold on to a third of the money i make from sales for an additional 45 days after :') just because i haven't been using my etsy shop for a while, so it's "suspicious" - even though i HAVE used it in the past and never received complaints about my orders. haha!! what a user friendly platform!!!!!
not to mention all the recommendations like "you know, if you offer free shipping you'll sell better :)" "1-3 days processing time is worse for sales than 1-2 days processing time, you should REALLY CONSIDER going for that one instead :)" "you should add videos of your wares, it'll sell better :)" when i just. i just wanna sell my little pieces of paper i have been drawing on. i just want a convenient and accessible storefront and sell things in a way that is convenient and accesible to me. is it really So Much to ask for
anyway does anyone know if ko-fi store is any better to use? switching to a different storefront may be a hassle but i'm not sure how long my tolerance for etsy's bullshit will last
#i can wait 45 days for my money it's FINE <- through gritted teeth#any advice/experiences welcome#i do not have the time or resources to allocate to Selling Art on Etsy so i need things to be very low threshold and managable#all the post offices are really far away and i don't have a printer#and truly. what do i have going for me if not 3 dollars international shipping.#sending 1 envelope of mail is very nice easy and good i can do that so fast and so well#also i have made a total of like. 2 sales this entire month#one of which was my discounted pixie#does a little twirl and a wink. would u like a piece of Unique Original Art......... Belonging To You...............................#i know everyone is probably a little strapped for cash this month i Understand
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hoooome! i'm not feeling the greatest emotionally so i might keep off the dash for a bit, just chew on drafts & touch grass (or bake somethin sweet !!) to remind myself that internet social anxiety is natural bc we weren't designed for such constant public interpersonal contact without physical connection JKSDJKDSH mwah mwah. salutes. ON A BETTER NOTE the arcane season 2 trailer has me in SHAMBLES OH MY GODDDDD
#tbd.#ooc.#negative ish#{ nothin big just blgghghgbb yaknow how it is }#{ it's been a high anxiety day in general — we've been expecting a surprise visit from the health inspector sometime this week#so everyone's stressed and on edge =m= coupled with dumb irrational hellsite insecurity it's just kind of a one-two punch to the brain(e)#oh my god PLUS the fucking . ticket printer and the drip coffee machine BOTH BROKE THIS MORNING (cries in manager)#anyway just gotta whack the brain with a rolled up newspaper and remember that everything is fine and the anxious thoughts are LIES }
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coworker has made Multiple comments about me catching on faster than him to the point where our manager took had to have a conversation with him that i didn't pay attention to bc I put my headphones on & did my work. what is his fucking deal.
#rae.txt#he also got upset that our manager already gave me a project to work on#and not him because his computer is being weird + shes implied he needs a little more training#he also came up very close behind me this morning while i was printing things#asking me 'oh do we need to print stuff' when our manager sent us emails about it not even a minute beforehand.#like wtf did he a) need to follow me to the printer about it#and b) why the FUCK was he that close.#i can tell our manager is getting frustrated with him & by god so tf am i
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do you think tasques do that cat thing where they yell as they bring you a gift
OC belongs to FlowerPetalo [twitter]
#tasque manager#deltarune#tasque#maus#safeutdr#deltarune OC#darkner OC#for anyone curious: the printer's name is hibi and this is not the last i'll post of her. not by a LONG shot#OC: hibi#inkspill#png
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Printer Management - Remote Printer Monitoring - MPS Monitor
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dude idk what to say but shocking surprise the statement "I can't eat solid food. I'll just throw it up" MEANS that I will throw up solid food
like it doesn't matter if you made the noodles homemade it's still solid food! SO I CAN'T EAT IT
#my grandma got really pissed that I threw up after eating a couple bites of breakfast even though I told her that was gonna happen#like it isn't rocket science how that managed to happen#you did the thing you weren't supposed to do why are you surprised#and why is it my fault ??/#drink printer ink#tw throwing up
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kitten daddy's gonna be honest I have NO clue what im doing
#the docs#my coworker just. fucked off#i thought she went to lunch but no shes still clocked in#my manager isnt here either#one of the other managers asked me to label something but i dont. have a printer.#i have NO clue where to find one
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gantt charts are actually great i'm so sorry for making jokes with engineering people about gantt charts but at the same time i'd rather sink into the pits of hell than show up to my supervisor meeting tomorrow and say 'well sir i have this gantt chart'
#WE ALL HAVE GANTT CHARTS IM SORRY I HAVE DONE NOTHING ELSE#that's a lie i've been studying arms#i have so many diagrams pinned to my wall now#my desk looks like how a film set designer would design the desk of an anatomy student#the dsa shouldn't have given me a printer smh. i have too much power#but i do feel like i've made progress in my head about what i have to do to achieve this goal#and it's useful to break that into manageable time-constrained chunks#but he's a practical guy#he's probably expecting me to show up with a load of code for him to look at or a 3d model or something#but i'm going to have to say that i'm still kind of in the planning stage#because it's taking me ages to get past the initial hurdle of 'practically - WHAT do i have to do'#idk. maybe he'll be disappointed maybe not but we move
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I swear competency documents are deliberately worded in the most confusing nonsensical way possible
#old training officer managed to lose EVERY COPY of EVERYONE'S competencies. so now we all have to redo EVERYTHING#I know what to do. I know you know I know what to do. you have watched me do it every single day for the past four years.#why are your questions worded like you're trying to catch me out.#ash.txt#on the bright side it means I get phone time while I'm in the printer room lol
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sundog / brocken spectre
#these are gonna be stickers. as soon as i can figure out etsy#and also get my printer to work <3#art#sundog#brocken spectre#rainbow#pride#<- trying to finish a bunch of rainbow themed stuff before pride month ends. i am very good at time management
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