#pretty pretty words

[blueliketheclues]

i need someone to validate me on this literally word for word being about merlin and arthur. “so when u leave me i should die. i deserve it dont i?” oh. my. god.

[caats]

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[littlemsterious]

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.

[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]

Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.

[lipstickboyboy]

Custom engraved silver necklace by Silberwerk, commissioned by me- words from Belovéd by Yves Olade

[morganbritton132]

17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

[aropride]

guy in the club on his phone squinting at a wikipedia article and then holding both his hands out making L shapes with his fingers to figure out his right from left so he knows if the guy with the hankys in his pocket is a top or a bottom

[definitionofacritter]

Our table for Downfall (and their presumed identities):

Ashley as Trist: Sarenrae the Everlight (mercy), paladin/cleric

Nick as Ayden: Pelor the Dawnfather (dawn), barbarian/cleric/druid/paladin

Laura as Emhira: the Raven Queen (death), warlock

Taliesin as Asha: Melora the Wildmother (nature), monk

Abubakar as S.I.L.A.H.A.: Corellon the Arch Heart (beauty), sorcerer/warlock

Noshir as The Emissary: servant of Erathis the Lawbearer (law), barbarian

[the-siren-in-your-fridge]

Being aroace with a squish is really like. You look so nice and cute and pretty (not like that), I’d like to snuggle up in bed with you (not like that) and play with your hair (not like that) and lay there for a while (not like that) and hold your hand all the time (not like that) and hang out with you one-on-one (not like that) and get to you know you on a deep and personal level (not like that)

[thecindercrow]

Nimona (2012-2014) and Nimona (2023)

[ballad-of-the-lamb]

halcyon days

[blueliketheclues]

progress pics of my first ever book binding project for book of merthur by horsecrazy (@cbk1000) on ao3!

used the four day weekend to get all the last minute formatting fixed and printed and folded all the pages. still a lot left to do (not to mention the 4 other books in the series) but im so excited with how its coming along!

[caats]

[girlbossagenda]

⋆. 𐙚 Spoiled princess affirmation vaunt ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི

I'm always getting called a spoiled princes and I love it, as I am a high mantainence luxury spoiled princess, I can bend reality to my pleasure, when and how I want, I literally wake up in a princess place, with my perfect knotless hair and my blurry glossy honey silk skin, since day 1 everyone treated me like a princess, super spoiled, I love it! I suffer from severe spoiled princess disorder, the only way to treat it it's to spoil me!

xoxo

-𝓐

[alchemistmelody]

[sheepwater]

The two loneliest boys on campus as playing cards :)