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they want you to make fried rice

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yeah you wouldnt know her i knew her in a past life and we're doomed to always kill each other lol its a whole thing

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just so you know

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that meme is so old it can drive next year [suddenly remembering the meme is only 11 years old] but not well

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not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

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>> DNI rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves, devils, black sheep, and really bad eggs, beggars, blighters, and ne'er do-well cads, and anyone who's loved by their mommies and dads <<

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i like boys who dress like icecreams and ignore me for video games and get food all over their face so i can wipe it off and spoon feed and baby them esp when they are mean to me it’s garbage i know but i can’t help it

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Started a new vest project this week ! Test swatch + bottom section ⛪🌿

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#101

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im sorry i was so weird the other night. thats how i am every night

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i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

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DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor

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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

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condenses myself into a 3x3x3 cube and places myself on your work desk

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They fucked that old man to pieces

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let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.