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im sorry i was so weird the other night. thats how i am every night

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i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

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DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor

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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

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condenses myself into a 3x3x3 cube and places myself on your work desk

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They fucked that old man to pieces

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let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

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every r/relationship_advice post: first of all I want to clarify I could not ask for a more perfect and loving husband. anyway every day he tries to kill me,

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guys it's ok. everybody knows america isnt real they made it up for supernatural

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celestial seal. sealestial? celestseal? a harbor starbor seal

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how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case