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Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

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has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away

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I firmly believe in mermaids with their tits out. No shell tops, no scaly tops. Bare chested, maybe some fun little accessories like necklaces or something but let them be topless. They live in the sea you think they’ll have clothes? They’re fish people, they don’t follow human ideals. Let the fish girls have their titties out!!

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

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Being a hater is fun and human like I’m sorry but if you say you don’t hate, a more quiet, more consuming evil is going to posses you.

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I get real "I'm at soup" vibes from some media crit

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red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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hi (the sequel

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hi

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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

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they hate to see a guy with a really big stick running at you so so fast and so so scary style

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one day you too could be a fanfic author who updates a decade later