#potus musk

[davidaugust]

If I sold this triptych of fail figurines, would you get one:

1) musk catches fire suddenly and for no apparent reason

2) musk without oxygen on Mars

3) musk sees the Secret Service turn on him like the Praetorian Guard turned on Caligula

[mysharona1987]

“I voted for Trump to shake up the system.”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was president of the USA... I'm not even American and now nothing about diplomacy. I did exile Elon Musk though. So a win is a win.

[black-fist-order]

Fuck Zuck! 🖕👊👎🤡🍑🍕💩😂🤣

[thedialoguedilemma]

Elon Musk gives an exaggerated version of a Nazi salute at the end of his speech at the Donald Trump Inauguration watch party

[7itch0zero]

[mugiwara-lucy]

Well, what GREAT news to wake up too!!!!

Now while this is great news, I will reiterate what I’ve been saying for the past four months since Kamala stepped in…

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT AND THINK WE’VE WON!!! YES this puts us near the finish line but we are NOT there yet!! Unless we ALL do our part and VOTE all of this is meaningless!! Make Phone Calls, Send Emails/Post Cards, Knock On Doors and most of all V-O-T-E!! Get as many people as you can to vote for Kamala be it your friends, cousins, parents, grandparents, old friends from high school and college, coworkers, boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives, stepchildren (if they’re 18 and over) and the list goes on and on but every vote counts!

Because IF Kamala loses because we got overconfident and complacent at the end like we did in 2016 and we get Trump; you WILL get RFK Jr in charge of food and health, primarily WOMEN’S HEALTH.

You will ALSO get our Economy regressing to the point where we have a SECOND Great Depression namely due in part to Trump’s taxes and “biggest mass deportation in history!” plans. Immigrants are a VITAL part of our economy and if you deport ALL of them as well as him wanting a TWO THOUSAND PERCENT Tariff on imported goods? We WILL be in a trade war.

You will also get an excessively aggressive police force who Trump promises to give immunity to and says he will make STOP AND FRISK MANDATORY.

You will also get ELON MUSK running the government like he does Twitter. We all know he FUCKED UP Twitter, now imagine his dumb ass in our GOVERNMENT.

You will also have the ACA, Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security revoked.

And the WORST of this? PRESIDENT JD VANCE WILL be a thing since we all see Trump and how awful he looks. NO WAY IN FUCK does he make it four years. Trump would be even MORE horrific in his second term but Vance would be CATASTROPHIC.

And that’s not even getting into all the Project 2025 bullshit.

Don’t want any of that?

ALL GAS AND NO BRAKES UNTIL WEDNESDAY!!!

Thank You 🙏

[the-potus-is-a-russian-asset]

To the 36% of eligible voters who chose not to participate in this last election. The upcoming American nightmare is all on you.

[agentfascinateur]

The anatomy of an election

#☝🏼This.

#"Fixed", he says? 👇🏼

#unit 8200 👈🏼

[ivovynckier]

Elon Musk continues to live at Mar-a-Lago.

Wouldn't it be funny if Melania liked him as much as she likes Justin Trudeau?

[davidaugust]

[nando161mando]

What a generous guy. 🤪

Saw this, recently.

https://luxurylaunches.com/celebrities/mark-zuckerberg-donates-for-school-in-hawaii-12012024.php

In the article headline they call him “big hearted”. Okay, I’ll bite. Let’s do a test and confirm that.

According to the article, the Zuck is worth 198 billion. He donated 1.5 million (750k in cash, the rest in tech).

1.5m divided by 198b gives us 0.000007575% (repeating). That’s the percentage of his worth that he donated.

Still, these numbers are not in a scale most people can fully comprehend. So let’s use the formula on something more relatable.

The median net worth of the average American is 192,000 (in 2022). Let’s round up and say 200k.

200k times 0.000007575 gives us an equatable donation of $1.51.

So yeah. He donated the equivalent, to him, of a buck and a half.

What a generous man. /s

[stoicmike]

The endless scams of technology are becoming tiresome… -- Michael Lipsey

[black-fist-order]