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Oh my God, Matt Gaetz is out of a job! No longer a Congressman. Won't be Attorney General.

What does the future hold for Matt? A lemonade stand in front of the Capitol?

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They can celebrate all they want. But if I were Elon, I wouldn't go to the bathroom with him...

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Many people say Matt Gaetz should "pull out". Won't happen!

Did he pull out when he was popping Viagra in Florida's nightclubs? Well then...

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Spelling is important. Imagine Matt Gaetz hitting on miners instead of minors.

The good people of West Virginia would have straightened him out without delay!

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Was it really the price of eggs? Let's ask Pee-wee Herman...

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If Elon Musk can benefit financially by backing The Donald, why not do the same thing?

My idea: manufacture umbrellas! They'll be needed to send back illegal aliens...

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The Evangelicals return to power. To have a laugh, can we bring back the astrologer-drag queen Sister Boom Boom and his queer nuns, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence?

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With Matt Gaetz, a Mattgate is unavoidable. He is an accident waiting to happen.

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2002: George W. Bush creates the Dept. of Homeland Security ("DHS").

2024: The Donald creates the Dept. of Government Efficiency ("DOGE").

The party of small government!

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One president had polio, another one wants to cause it.

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I want Penn and Teller on the Health Dept.

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Let's praise Nixon's Attorney General John Mitchell. Yes, he had his wife Martha thrown in the loony bin when she wouldn't shut up about Watergate but he was not a sexual predator. Not.

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Did somebody vote for Elon Musk last week? Didn't think so...

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Somebody suggested on TV that The Donald could do community service instead of jail time for his crimes.

Really? How would changing diapers in a retirement home be a punishment for a man who shits his pants?

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French fries are actually Belgian. You know the food because of World War I in Flanders' fields.

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Chemical warfare started in Flanders' fields in 1917.

The German chemist Fritz Haber released mustard gas, also called "yperite" after the Flemish town Ypres (Ieper), in the Belgian town Tielt. The wind took the gas to Ypres where it killed Belgian and English soldiers.

Fritz Haber later invented Zyklon B. which was used to exterminate the Jews in the concentration camps.

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A "War Horse" medley conducted by John Williams.

(Spielberg's movie contains a cavalry charge led by Benedict Cumberbatch across the "Menenweg". The Menin street runs from Ypres to Kortrijk and crosses my town Wevelgem some 500 meter from my house.)

("Flanders Fields" wasn't just the center of World War I. It is also is where World War II was born: a nutjob called Adolf Hitler spent World War I as a courier going back and forth between the front in Ypres and the rear in Menin.)

(The first reconnaissance flights ever in wartime were organized from the Wevelgem airport.)