#possible rp thing

[missaquavelvetica]

This woman is hungry. For other women. V0re stuff.

[sacrificialsheepskull]

You should smash your sheep skull on your head so it makes a cut in your head and rips your brain membrane. I’ve been daydreaming on different ways for you to die or at least leave and not be seen again.

-@dogskahara

that's not how anatomy works at all but get mad for all i care

[7goodangel]

Does Pj even have friends?

*raises one index finger and was about to say something*

*Pauses*

*puts index finger down*

I'll have to get back to you on that.

[sleeping-at-sea]

Chat

Comment smth and I’ll respond like Post-Titans Curse Bianca

[rmu-vincent]

what if victor was named freaky blake and instead of economics he studied freakonomics

Excuse my asking, but are you sure you intended to send this question to me? I am sure there are other people that have plenty of time on their hands, for instance, those whose majors do not require that much effort or those who are childish enough to spend their days talking about nonsense; please be assured, they would most certainly be happy to discuss such hypotheticals.

Your question is quite strange, as it does not make much sense. There is no such thing as "freakonomics," and it is not a thought experiment that is worth putting energy into. However, if "freakonomics" existed, I do not think I would care whether somebody studied it or not, as every field, no matter how pointless it is, needs its own qualified experts.

[x-rds]

That post about huge red flags from exes is going around and I’m like well mine requires some background reading

[xiii-e]

//ooc posting: I NEED to find more fun/silly things to do with my two they are Not meant to be all agony all the time I swear- I just have a penchant for the dramatic and they're a little in the torment nexus o(-< but on god they will Have Fun too

[the-gods-strange-children]

Might start doing rp starters :/

[the-busy-ghost]

Me normally: Let people love what they love

Me, after a Test Match Special commentator expresses their belief that the new All Creatures Great and Small is somehow "better" than the 1978 version: This is pure insanity and TMS can no longer be trusted on anything, how can they even be trusted to know about cricket, do they have no TASTE

[ask-richard-jackdaw]

Richard,

I hope you don't mind, but I happened upon you deep in thought in the castle courtyard and...well, the sight took my breath away.

I used a Muggle contraption (I believe they call it a camera) to capture these still images. You look almost corporeal...

E 🖤

E, my dear,

I am most intrigued by this Muggle contraption, and even more so — by how well you were able to capture me and my heart with it. And what a coincidence! I must admit, I had no idea that anybody was there at the time as I was most likely preoccupied with matters regarding me... Well, you said it yourself, looking corporal. If you have the time, allow me to explain.

You see, for the past two weeks I have been experimenting with something known as ancient magic. I cannot really see it but I can feel it when I am somewhere near the source, and I can really feel it if I touch it. If I spend plenty of time doing just that and focusing on being corporal — I seem to become so! Well, whatever part of me is surrounded by magic anyway.

That photo you took — I believe it was the first time that I have attempted to fully step into the stream of magic a day or two ago. The reason I needed to conduct some experiments first is rather serious as well: when the magic starts sipping away (and it never holds for longer than one day) I... Well, I am yet to find a way to make the transition back to my ghostly form less painful. As much as I was craving to feel, I forgot that pain is an integral part of life as well.

Needless to say that as fun as being able to be me again was, by the time I walked all the way back to the castle in my human form (and I got lost so many times since I could not just fly above the land toward the castle, oops) I was so tired that I just fell asleep on a bench somewhere near that area your camera captured me. When I woke up — I was a ghost again. At the very least, whatever pain I might have gone through that night, I slept through it.

I do hope that you are doing well, my darling. The sight of me should not be taking your breath away but instead making your heart beat and your soul soar. I hope you continue working on those still images because I did not get a chance to look at myself in the mirror that night. You are my only witness and I am honoured to have you share that special moment with me.

Thinking of you, always,

Richard Jackdaw

P. S. May I hope that someday I would be granted permission to call you by your proper name, my lady E?

[beauzos]

sighs at the cropping but anyway i commissioned @razzafrazzle to do a character design for Faux Beau and i love the way he turned out!! i'm not sure if i might turn him into a different OC or if he'll remain Faux Beau but either way, here he isss

please check out the artist if you're looking for a commission!

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Hey, kitty? Do people normally see things that aren't there, even after leaving the Tulgey Woods?

-@theghostofnightravencollege

*tilts head curiously*

What makes you think the things in my Wood aren’t real, Tazzy?

[consult-sherlockholmes]

John said you two just had the sex?

He said what? Well of course, and I was liveblogging on Tumblr the whole time while it happened. You can't think critically or logically, can you?

[memoirsofamanager]

*me doing math to see if you’d be old enough to experience the Great War*

The...The what?

[pokemonranch]

Hey Clay, I noticed you seem to like fossil Pokemon a fair bit so I'm curious if you could help me out with a little problem I have. a small group of Omanyte have appeared in the local pond near me, they haven't caused any problems yet but I don't know if I should call a ranger team about it or leave them

I mean- Omanyte are considered to be extinct, so probably a local museum or fossil maniac released them (or they have escaped!).

They are not aggressive, but the environment has changed so much from the time they were alive that they might not be suited to live in the wild. They can be preyed upon with no way to defend themselves; especially if the pond is populated by aggressive predators like Crawdaunt or Barraskewda that can break their shells without much issue. Or worst-case scenario, they can become an invasive species.

I'd recommend getting the Rangers or a team of Archeologists to at least take a look at 'em and asses their situation. Hopefully they can be left there without being an issue to the local fauna, and if you're very lucky, you may have discovered a thriving, un-extinct population of them occurring naturally in the wild!

[weakly-skoodge]

Week Forty Six!