#port speaks

[portal-patters]

another poll wahoo:

[jamon-presunto]

this sucks so bad I need to (remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) see King Sebastião emerge from the fog on his secret island

[portal-patters]

Messed up the typing one and the thing we did to chase John Green off but this is still a Substantial Amount. I've been here for around one and a half years now :)

Hiya tumblr take my uquiz

[smokestarrules]

the way my heart STOPPED

[silent-partner-412]

i hope the ace attorney fandom is being dramatic about things like the name changes and the possibility of certain lines being changed because the fact that this game that’s generally considered one of the best in the series is being officially localized so that a much broader audience of people can play it should outweigh all of that. your average joe doesn’t care what eustace winner’s name used to be, they’re just excited to play a new ace attorney game starring miles edgeworth.

[portal-patters]

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

My little guy has started Welcome to Nightvale! Nightvale community, applaud!

@portal-patters

[lunarfeat21]

Y/N NO!!! DON’T LET THEM GET YOU!! THEY’RE GONNA TURN YOU INTO A BOAT!!! Y/N!!! Y/N NOOOOO

Anon, I deeply apologize for the long delay to answer. Hopefully this will make up loss time.

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*bangs on invisible window* Y/N! LOOK BEHIND YOU- NOOOOO!

(The bite of 1920s, colorised)

Definitely we don’t see the future… yeah, not the future from now on lol

(Incoming long story)

A long, agonizingly, piercing sound of a scream was heard amongst the chaos, which made the vicinity of the port silent as the grave. Two needle-like objects punctured through the skin and into the muscles of your right arm, the pain is sudden and getting worse as something coursed in your veins.

You tried to move your left arm, but you quickly realized your left was pinned down, by another arm. In fact, your entire body is pinned down, by another person you never seen before.

Through your tear-riddled stinging eyes, you can make out the shape of the person, and by judging the angle, it seem they were leaning towards you... and... and they were biting you!

You feebly shook to get the person off, but apparently it made them bit harder than before, you winced and loudly whimpered in pain as they shifted their weight before settling down.

They felt heavy, but they look taller yet a bit thin. Your vision started to clear up and you saw the person a bit better.

At first you weren't sure of who you were seeing, but the sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach intensified the longer you stare.

The person appears to be a teen boy, had blackish hair, tan skin with rosy cheeks, and had dark brown eyes. He wore the same black-white work overalls like you, had a navy blue cap encrusted with an eagle.

You instantly grew uncomfortable at this stranger, mainly on his estranged behavior as those brown eyes and face bore a wild expression that screams unhinged.

Through the confusion and uncertainty, a small twinge of curiosity tugged your brain.

‘Why did this person reminds me of someone I know?’ your mind now speaks of itself ‘They awfully look familiar, mainly the cap just like Ten Cents- wait, Ten Cents!

You glanced at the tug’s face, only for your blood turned cold when you saw that there is no face… only a wheelhouse with windows.

Fear gripped its icy clawed grasp as your throat begin to close and the bile builds up, and the pain from your arm resurges as the stranger begins to speak.

Through their muffled mouth, the voice is undeniably Ten Cents’.

“Thought you could escape, Y/N?” He spoke sickly sweet as his grin grew larger than before.

Your stomach lurched as the voices of the fleet grew louder… your sight fleeting into darkness… as your consciousness is fleeting too…

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Here, have upclose cupcake as compensation. ^^

[akkivee]

WAIT STOP THE PRESSES NEW ARB ON SWITCH ART

[withywindle-valley]

If I was a Sydney player rn I would simply quit after this game and completely change my entire identity and be a farmer on a secluded island instead of dealing with this absolute shitshow of a score

[portal-patters]

okay okay FUNNY POLL TIME:

[blackstar-prime]

Ahhh I still can't draw Alice properly 😫

I was rereading chapter 9 a few days ago and realized these three actually fit the saying "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil", so I decided to make this little piece ����

If you want to check out the fic, just click here 😉

He looked at the bodies once more and frowned. “Are there always three of them?” he asked, turning back to his mentor. The woman nodded and asked right after:

“Do you think it matters?”

“Well, the number '3' has a very broad symbolism. The Holy Trinity, a triad, the three heads of Cerberus… It’s a symbol of harmony, a unity of mind, body, and spirit. And there are also three wise monkeys – see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. If I were to guess…” he paused for a moment and looked back at the corpses. At first glance, their injuries seemed random, and they mostly were, but each body had something special about it. The first had – Atsushi realized – a cut-off tongue. Another didn’t have eyes. And the last one had dried blood running out of its ears, so it was most likely impaled there with some kind of skewer. “I’d say it's about the last one. It’s not much and tells us almost nothing, but-”

“No,” Alice cut in, suddenly standing next to her student. “It tells us everything we need.

[starryluminary]

[gender-trash]

instead of observing that @combat-epistemologist was "cozy under a blanket" i instead noted aloud that they were "slorgin' it eepystyle". just one of the many fun little sayings that make my housemates threaten to kill me daily

[zacs-of-rwby]

I'm actually having canon thoughts for once (who knew i was still capable of that), so have some headcanons about what the Beacon student body generally thinks of their professors :)

Glynda: 1st and 2nd years hate her. They see her as too strict and too demanding in her classes and as the school's main disciplinarian. 3rd and 4th years love her. They realize overtime that her classes are so important and they appreciate that she keeps the annoying newbies in check.

Oobleck: Notoriously has one of, if not the, most difficult classes. It's dense, there's a lot of important info, and he talks a mile a minute. Most kids record his lectures and have to listen to fill in notes. He seems like a fun, quirky dude, tho, and he's entertaining so kids generally like him.

Port: No one can tell what the fuck the lessons are about. Most of the time he just tells stories. It's common student knowledge that most kids get notes from previous students and study for the test that way. Some kids find his stories interesting, others think he's just annoying. Everyone agrees that you never learn anything in his class.

Ozpin: Half the school loves him, the other half hates him. Some think that he's got weird quirks (like throwing the kids off a cliff on their first day) and he seems funny and likable. They go to him for advice and think he's a chill dude. The others think he's insane and terrible and don't understand why their classmates like and trust him. If you're on the fence and ask around the answers are WILDLY inconsistent and you just end up confused.

[tarmac-rat]

A nomad and her brain tumor walk out of the city...and into a bar

Very lucky and blessed to have a friend in @janeofthechoir12, who offered to snap photos of Riley decked out with some of the mods that I've had my eyes on over the 3 years I've played this game.

It's baffling to see my V actually in the way that I picture her in my head (minus the more heavy stuff I'd need to mod myself) but damn, she looks so good and if I go on any longer I might start tearing up a bit so I'm just gonna see myself off lol 🥲 💙

Check out Em's Tumblr and their work on AO3 if you get a chance! Their V/OCs Ambrosia and Mika are a DELIGHT I give them chocolates on the daily.

Clothing, hair, eye, accessory, and pants mods all linked here

[portal-patters]

I simply do not have unhinged thoughts to share. It might also be the anxiety to do anything but reblog but-

wait a minute I think I know you

Yeah. Too bad I didn't get any dirt from your Tumblr page. Damn, you post blandly.