portal-patters
Just a goblin on the far side of the internet
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portal-patters · 10 hours ago
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Fandom is so different now and it’s becoming un-fun with how quickly shit moves.
I just want to enjoy things. I don’t want to have to play a game of Artist-Race that seems to be afoot lately.
Ya’ll eat up fandoms, leave artists and writers bone dry and then move on so fucking quickly then fucking wonder where all the Good Fandom Stuff is.
Idk Maybe cherish some things for longer. Reblog stuff. Interact with people. Comment and share.
Fandom is Capitalism now and I’m not being nuanced.
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portal-patters · 10 hours ago
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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
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portal-patters · 10 hours ago
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someone I follow on the bird app just announced they’re starting a very exclusive private fic server because they and a bunch of other people want to talk about how much they love the fics they’re reading, and as an author can I just say that a really great place to talk about a fic you love is in the comments for that fic
I understand that people are trying to create safe spaces, but as the number of comments that I get on my fics dwindles with each passing year, knowing these spaces exist where my fics are being discussed, places that I am excluded from, makes me want to write fic LESS
I mean I guess who cares, right, because if I stop writing, there’s 10,000 other people that will continue…but if you participate in a fic “book club” server and you say nice things there about a fic you loved, maybe copy and paste that into a comment on AO3?
the only thing fanfic writers are asking for in return for hours of hard work is attention. please don’t rob us of the one thing that we hope for when we hit “post”
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My two fearsome beasts
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portal-patters · 10 hours ago
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real and canon deleted dialogue trust me <3
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Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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portal-patters · 11 hours ago
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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally
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If Gabriel could meet Mirage (don't tell him pride month is over)
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portal-patters · 11 hours ago
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Who’s a hungry boy?
is this all i am to you people. am i just a joke. you eat ONE pterosaur and suddenly you're the hungry boy for the rest of time. ford mixes up his rock samples and his rock candy all the time and doesn't even notice but do you see him getting messages like this? noooooo
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starting a collection
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how the fuck is this even real
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portal-patters · 11 hours ago
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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.
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