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#GIMME THEM CHOMPERS#I WILL NOT REGRET IT WHEN I INEVITABLY BITE MY COMPUTER AGAIN AND CRUNCH THE ENTIRE THING LIKE A POTATO CHIP
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#oh i remember this game.#stella ella ola slapjack slapjack s chica chica chica chica slapjack go! slow! go slow go slow one two three four STOP#MAAAN its been like ages. was one of those games where you sit in a circle and do a hand motion with the two people next to you#was kinda like hot potato but whoever was unlucky enough to be doing the passing gesture at the end was out#and we'd all shuffle to make the circle smaller and continye
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They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.
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youo know on this website i see ppl post things about other trans people that are borderline indistinguishable from anti trans threads/boards or kiwifarms. idk how to tell you this but idrc if u think someone is at a 'cringey' stage in their transition or they annoy u. that shits straight up evil. ur doing the opps work for them
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[coughing up blood] please, I require... media that will make me feel as bad as is physically possible...
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its not funny but i do think about it a lot
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every single time my boss brings up the stickers on my car i expect her to address the trans rights are human rights one. pride flags. or like . idk. the I LOVE JESUS with viktor arcane. but today i got “you have a lot of.. interesting things on there. it makes you think.” and she was talking about this one
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suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’
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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
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Go follow @portal-patters and @stickydelusiontech. If you enjoy my yapping you will enjoy theirs. And they’re great friends of mine.
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