#poor comedy

[aphspain-pure]

Random question for Seito kaichou Kirkland & BTT member Toni

[dailyflicks]

POOR THINGS 2023 | dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

[filmgifs]

Poor Things (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

[cinematicsource]

This is fabulous. It is? You're in the dark period. Before light and wisdom come to you. You must forge through it, and once on the other side... you will be grateful to this moment. But you must keep going.

POOR THINGS (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

[spaceprincessem]

you mean to tell me buck and eddie are having their lil gay homo moment where eddie says that he and tommy just clicked and buck's all sad longing hearteyes 'i know' while ravi is just trapped in the sewer like 🧍🏾

[stealthetrees]

Coming soon to ao3 near you,

Fox’s batch finds out what’s wrong with him, except “what’s wrong with him” is that Fox was dropped on his head as a child and terrorizes his (unknown to him) evil wizard boss with just his personality alone until he gets electrocuted. Spoiler alert: telepathic torture does not discourage him.

[watchyourbuck]

911 on abc has Buck coming out and Eddie getting his dick grabbed on the same episode but as two unrelated events

[deathberi]

KANA ARIMA | 【推しの子】

[seraphhija]

Alana a real one

[gothamite-rambler]

Nightwing: What are we going to do with all these cats? No, you can't keep them!

Nightwing pointed at Robin (Damian) while saying the last statement.

Robin (pouting, dejected): Aww.

Nightwing (pointing to Red Hood): And you can't keep them either!

Red Hood (holding an orange cat like a baby): Come on, I like cats. They're so cute and fluffy and loveable and indifferent. You're such a dog person.

Nightwing: That may be true, but I'm still right that we can't keep fifty cats! And if Batman is thinking about giving some to Selina that's not happening either!

Batman (putting a black cat back on the ground): Are you shitting me! I have to get her something!

Nightwing sighed shaking her head, but then groaned at something weighing on his back.

Nightwing: Orphan, please get off me. The cats aren't going to attack.

Orphan (piggybacking on Nightwing): I don't trust it.

[dailyflicks]

— The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz — Poor Things (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

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Poor Things (2023) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

[ratatatastic]

"LETS GO CAP, OVER HERE FELLA 🗣🗣" "coming! coming 😣💦!"

6.27.24

[player-1]

Honestly surprised that no one thought of a post-canon story where Siffrin go to watch a play with the family (and/or Loop too for funsies) to get some stress relief in normal non-timeloop society...Only for it to a Vaugardian retelling of Groundhog Day (1993). Or the 2017 musical, which is also a adaptation of the movie so that'll work too. Mira and Isa immediately clock in that it'll be a super-not-fun-time for Sif but are too nervous to say the quiet part out loud (and/or too embarrassed to leave since they're the Saviors and want to support the production in some way). Odile wants to watch to compare the loops Sif's been through and theorizes if the play was made sometime after they beat the King and got into the rumor mill on Siffrin's timeloops. Bonnie doesn't quite like the timelooping parts (especially the darker moments), but they absolutely love the groundhog prop they use and the idea of it being able to control the weather. Siffrin would not be having a fun time at first but slowly warms up to it watching a extremely dramatized version of the loops despite the drastically different circumstances (or you know...dying from embarrassment and self-hate on all the "mistakes" they made compared to the play version). He and Mira obviously don't like the romance subplot, but Sif also dreads the future questionnaire to compare/contrast the play with the loops.

Bonus points if Loop will not stop heckling the cast even if the Universe threatens to smite them down for their hubris :)

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: experimentation / slight body horror implications / ]

Every time I think of the “Bad Hair Day” episode, I’m always a little thrown off by how off-putting it is when looked at from a distance. Like, in that episode Leo is just wanting time to rest for once. That’s it. He just wants some rest and relaxation.

And he’s so desperate to get it that he makes a deal with some random guy to basically uh. Be experimented on. In a way that definitely doesn’t seem all that pleasant in the process!

But hey, at least it works out well and Leo’s happy with it, right?

Then, finally thinking he’s getting the rest he worked for, he instead essentially becomes a host for a parasite that is embedded into his skull. And gets blamed for the actions of the adult that took advantage of his wish for rest.

Like????? I can’t help but feel just a touch of horror at the theming here. Leo just wanted a trip to the spa…

[owl-it-here]

I need an AU happening during the founding era where Tobirama and Izuna are doing suspicious things™, but like in Phineas and Ferb, every time someone wants to tell about it to Madara and Hashirama, the problem in question magically disappears or is dismissed by them as nonsense (an extra plus if Hashirama and Madara themselves cannot tell each other about their suspicions concerning the other one's brother)

something along the lines of:

Hashirama: Madara, why did you never tell me that Izuna is friends with the emperor! Madara: …, because they are not in a friendly relationship? Hashirama, frowns slightly: Then how does Izuna know that the Emperor has stomach problems after eating pork? Madara, after hesitation: He once mentioned that he gets along well with the palace medic…. Hashirama, satisfied enough with his explanation: Oh a medic! That's fortunate because I wanted to send him 15kg as a gift. Madara, in disbelief: You wanted to send 15kg of pork as a gift to the emperor! We would have come out as such cheapskates…. - - - Madara: I'm pretty sure your brother is trying to create a zombie. Hashirama, without a second thought: Impossible, the last time he did it was after the death of our last brother and he promised not to try to revive them again. Madara, not allowing himself to be knocked off track: But I saw him in the graveyard mumbling strange things…. Hashirama, smiling: Tobira’ said something earlier about expanding cemetery space and burial rights! You never told me that the Uchiha burn their dead! Madara: How was I supposed to tell you that when we were at war!

both chatter enough that they are unable to return to the original problem

random shinobi: Hashirama-sama, Madara-sama, it's Tobirama-sama and Izuna-sama again! Hashirama and Madara, simultaneously: Did something happened to them! Are they fighting again? Random shinobi, in fear: Not this time! But Tobirama-sama said they were going hunting together! Hashirama, happy: But that's good, they're finally starting to get along better! Madara, scoffing: Stop it, as much as it pains me to admit it they have been getting along for a while now - they're just strangely very expressive…. which is something I didn't expect from Tobiram exactly random shinobi, with a slight disbelief that their leaders still do not understand the relationship between their younger brothers: But the problem here is not that they do it as a pair! Just what they're doing together! The companion of a random shinobi, also a shinobi: They were talking about heading to confront Kyubi! Madara, scowling: I'm sure they just wanted to scare you because they knew you were eavesdropping! Izuna has been doing that since he was two! Hashirama, excited: Izuna too! Tobira as well! Hashirama, directing the words to their shinobi: Tobirama promised not to fight any of the tailed beasts. You have nothing to worry about! *changing the scene to Tobirama and Izuna standing in front of Kyubi* Tobirama and Izuna, at the same time: so we wanted to ask… Izuna, interrupting: because we have a bet! Tobirama, focused: Which came first the tailed beasts or the chakra? Kurama, wondering why these two shinobi latched onto him without a fight and are asking strange questions: ??? *Tobirama and Izuna had simply considered the chicken and egg problem and wanted to know the answer from a trusted source*