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#devil may cry#devil may shitpost#devil may meme#dmc#dmc dante#dante sparda#dante#devil may cry 4#dmc4#meme#pooping at work#boss makes a dollar i make a dime#that's why i poop on company time#funny#shitpost#shitposting#literally#zoolander#mogged#berial#The Centaur Hell Fire Demon#oh who is she#video
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Shoutout to the ice-cream shop I went to where you can shift while shitting, what a time to be alive
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Genuinely amused when people who don't know anything about Christianity try to draw on it as a source for their fantasy -- "Oh this is my half-demon OC who takes damage from holy things and is stuck in a church, better hope that communion wine in the back doesn't spill anywhere!" You mean the regular. wine in the back? The very normal alcohol that is completely indistinguishable from any other alcohol to anyone at all until the actual communion ceremony? The Mogen David? That wine? Okay. Sure. *is imagining your OC screaming and running from a liquor store*
#horror movies are comedies actually#some people are offended and i mean it is rude#but mostly its funny?#its like if you wanted a computer in your story#but you didnt know how cd drives work so instead of looking it up you invented a little beast that lives in the computer case#when you insert a cd it gobbles it up and when you eject it it poops out a brand new one with the copy of the data on it#the story is completely serious and you expect readers to take all of it seriously. including the cd gobbling beast#like this information is a 20 second google search away but instead you made something up that is objectively hilarious#this isnt about horror movies its about a post i saw#but horror movies do it a lot
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im chilling .
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more jurassic park au !! (inspired by me and my friends clearing out the jurassic park section at universal this week)
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#i’m never not obsessed w this movie n book but like i am even more obsessed than usual rn#this is essentially a glorified sketch i did not even bother w a lineart layer on this one#also there exists a panel where will is elbow deep in dino poop and gagging and throwing up and mike is looking at him like#babygirl i won’t you#but i didn’t feel like drawing it rn so.#eventually i shall#anywaysssssss#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#/astro draws#i also just noticed there is a Line on the dino’s mouth but just ignore that please#the perils of working with a singular sketch layer .
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Ichiya ref
#pyro's art#splatoon 3#splatbands#front roe#squid squad#ichiya splatoon#artists on tumblr#There's also personal hcs in there teehee#I should make post sqsq/splat 1 Ichiya too#But that requires work and I'm so pooped
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#sorry#actually mean that for once too#saw#saw 2004#adam stanheight#adam faulkner stanheight#john kramer#jigsaw#baynton#userbaby#may interest u guys idk :)#working on a gifset from this exact scene too after seeing this tweet like huh....#reaching for that damn toilet poop heart.........#getting it tattooed on my hip /srs#*
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I think on this fine Saturday afternoon it's a good opportunity to take a breather and remember that there are really no ethical paparazzi pictures. Every single one is inherently exploitative.
Just because photos were taken on a movie set, when someone is 'working,' does not make the practice any less invasive and creepy. Imagine just going about your day, doing your job and having some weirdo snapping pictures of you to sell without your consent for others to endlessly repost online.
There are thousands of pictures of your favourite actor online already. Plenty taken with his knowledge and consent. I'd really like to see more of them on my dash, rather than the creeper shots.
And don't get me started how disseminating these pictures directly leads to people going to said sets. What starts off as admiring how good someone looks has real world implications.
No, hanging around a movie set and disrupting people doing their jobs is not harmless fun or a way to show your appreciation.
If you hang around a movie set, you are a stalker.
Don't tell me that it's okay to take your online admiration for someone offline. You may admire him but he does not, and will never, personally know you. He will never be your friend/boyfriend/daddy. He is a stranger.
The only way meeting your favourite actor is going to happen is at a convention or maaaaaybe a movie premiere if you're incredibly fortunate. You know, places they appear specifically to meet fans (or not in the case of premieres, where the purpose is to promote a movie. Which is also completely understandable if actors don't stop. You are not owed an interaction).
Of course, you cannot help it if you randomly run into someone you admire in the wild. Even then, consider that they probably won't be all too thrilled to be approached in public by a complete stranger. It's up to you to gauge the situation, but remember there is a person at the heart of all of this.
Boundaries and respect are a kindness which deserves to be extended to each and every human being regardless of their looks/talent/fame/wealth.
Fandoms blur those lines a little too often for my liking and I think just scrutinising what you're interacting with, or what behaviour you could be possibly falling down that slippery slope towards is nice to do every once in a while.
I mean no malice with this post and it is not directed at anyone in particular. It's something I cannot help but feel strongly about because I've seen this destructive cycle time and again in fandoms over the years. It's not healthy and it makes us all a little bit more disconnected from our humanity for it...
#not naming names but....... screw it#pedro pascal#pedro pascal fandom#accepting you will never interact with or meet this man will set you free from misery and jealousy i promise#he's great! if you think he's great watch another movie! write about a character! edit some photos of him! make gifs!#there are many MANY ways to engage with his work which don't include reposting creepy invasive photos taken without his consent#it's bs that this is just 'part of the job' because WHY... why should it be any different than any other job??#i know we always venerate talent and put people on pedestals.... that's a tale as old as time#but seeing him blow up last year was wild to witness and some of the behaviour from newer fans is very disheartening to see#he's just a human who poops and farts and is a dick sometimes like the rest of us. let's not treat him like a god thanks#spud rants#a lot LOL#i've bottled this up for a bit because the way this developed in real time to people actually going to the set is. what#and don't 'if pedro was in your city' because NO??? i wouldn't STALK SOMEONE? there's 0 justification for it#i have far better things to do than stalk people#i may be an autistic flop but i'm not a CREEPY STALKER autistic flop thanks x#anyway like i said this is truly not @ anyone in particular and i don't think you are a terrible person if you interacted with the photos#but please just remember there is a person at the heart of all this#a very talented and attractive person yes... but a person all the same#i would truly hate to be famous it gives me so much anxiety just the thought of the constant scrutiny#good thing i never will be LOL#fandom wank#discourse
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Ricky had his annual vet exam and rabies vaccine today and he spent 5 minutes begging to leave through this storage closet
#he's 6 years old!#i bring him to the vet on leash bc he gets worked up in the car and usually vomits or poops and i didn't want him to be stuck in that#also they have the x ray machine in this particular exam room and small animals love to get stuck in the machinery#this time he didn't throw up until two minutes after we got to the waiting room -_-#and peed in the car on the way home#Rickypost#lilypost
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"the most well behaved dog here!" -five different vendors at the farmers market
#beans beans the magickal fruit#every other dog we saw had a prong collar on#even the little Boston!#still behaved so poorly#it makes me so sad#and wonder why they still bring their dog with them if they have to literally drag them everywhere#but that's why we went#for both of us to get better around reactive dogs#I think she needs to start training me on how to stay calm#service dog#dogblr#farmers market#SO MUCH FUN#she was vested for the four blocks the farmers market was on#but I carried it the rest of the time we were out#I am working on vest=work no vest=sniff n poop#which is EXACTLY what happened#I love her so much#she is the bestest Bean of all the beans
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"WELCOME BACK. IT'S SURPRISING THAT YOU'RE STILL CONSCIOUS, NURSE."
@banana-zim & @mybrainisbigpoop more art made from brain maggots on your AU that I adore
#iitm#insane in the membrane#invader zim#zadr#zade#iz dib membrane#zim#dib membrane#gore#HHH I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THIS FIC#I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW THIS AU MAKES ME FEEL#JITTERY#IN A GOOD WAY#anyyyywayyysss heres some more scratchy ass pixel fanart to show banana and poop how much i love their work#i wish i could have those types of braincells !!#mine suck !!!!#anyways i hope you both enjoy it <333#pixel gore#my art
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#one piece#sanji#black leg sanji#everysanji#ch491#broe everyone poops. do we gotta get you the everyone poops book.#sry that works better if i kept the speech bubble in but i refuse#no speech bubbles for sanji right now
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☆ 💘🎵🐬☆ ☆ ZzzXst4rhe3artzzZ ☆👽 ☆ ☆ 🌈🦄
+ have sum anikirby stamps :^) obviously no credit needed
#♡ kia draws for once ♡#星のカービィ#kirby#krbay#kirby right back at ya#hoshi no kaabii#art#fanart#digital art#stamps#idk#havent posted in a while#lul#tuff kirby#ik it looks shitty n unusual from my previous content pls b patient i am working on super duper raimbow poop detailed art of kangel
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markers #18-#19: dollchestra 🌷
#love live#sayaka murano#tsuzuri yugiri#my art#dollchestra#hasunosora#these will be for sale at kaiga this weekend...!#really loved experimenting with the green/yellow to create a glow 😊#it's tough working with markers since I have to relearn how to layer my colours (reversed to digital art)#that being said im pooped bc these took 5 hours just to colour#myon's markers training arc
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merlin but its out of context
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7:04 got me choking 🤣
#merlin#Alice. out here doing the lords work 🙌🙏#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin emrys#gwenivere#uther pendragon#morgana#knights of the round table#memes#youtube#youtube poop#youtube link
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Some Cassandra would be really nice! :D
Cassie is a real popular lady to get two requests!!
#my art#cats the musical#cats musical#cassandra#cassandra cats#answering asks#sorry i havent done any requests in a few days ive been absolutely pooped and also working on an art trade <3#cass is always interesting to draw- her design is so different from the other cats#these short wigs are always weird to draw. her giant ears here are ofc from international tour cass who will always be my fav#but a few details like her makeup white collar and leg warmers are stolen from early us tours#there was one actress in us tour 4 i believe who requested to have leg warmers for her cass#and i like it tbh. i think she needs SOMETHING even if theyre just simple warmers#also bothers me that her gloves are always flat brown so i gave them a bit of a gradation#sorry its sounding like im complaining about cassandras design a lot whoops#just wanted to chat about my influences i swear <3
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