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what if porn was spelled pourn
#rileys thought crimes#what if#mine#woke up on the couch in the middle of the night for the nth night in a row and just HAD to post this
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nautical Jeff Rosenstock be like

Staring Out the Porthole at Your Old Ship Cabin
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#not catholic but raised lutheran#so technically lutheran guilt but it's all the same#dads side was hard catholic tho so deff sprinkled in#havent been to church in almost a decade but i still am constantly battling the guilt that was built into me
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a few days ago I didn't know what puyo puyo was, now I am extremely puyo puyo pilled. play me in puyo puyo, I dare you. you won't
#puyo puyo#sega#tbh it is just dr. robotniks mean bean machine but cuter#i am no longer playing yakuza 6#this is now puyo puyo game that also has yakuza 6 included
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"I sure hope I don't fall asleep" I say as I am laying in bed, glasses off, blankets pulled up tight and cozy, feet rubbing together, eyes shut, lights off
#im sick of being sick#i worked a full shift today and immediately got home and got into bed#im sooooooooo tired
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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags
#yetyrassyomaers#grtyrassyomars#geturadsyomars#im sooooooooo close#however i think yetyrassyomaers wins
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Peachyville Horror? More like Peachyville Hearttrobs!!!
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they should invent something transformative and rewarding that happens inside my comfort zone
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to clarify, they're girlfriends with each other. I'm just kinda there. also smoking weed
spending this valentine's day with my two hot weed smoking boyfriends
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spending this valentine's day with my two hot weed smoking boyfriends
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what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that
#blake lively coded#not the one youre thinking of#dndaddies#dungeons and daddies#freddie wong#i read this in his voice and everything
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"I have a full bush, do you think I can go in the pool?"
#exerpts from my dreams#dreamt about a pool party but the pool has a hole in it so it deflated#the party ended up in a full circle nude throwing water paint at eachother#what does it mean#rileys thought crimes
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