#not right now bunni

[bunnithechubs]

And the road not taken looks real good now And it always leads to you...

[ducktracy]

sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst

[egophiliac]

bring your son to work day

[incredubious]

(asl+uta) she's addicted to setting him up for failure

[the-artist-grimm]

Joining the bunny bandwagon~

Also Narinder having a bit of a crisis-his spouse is cute, but also kitty likes biting:

[velveteen-vampire]

some stupid jieyi for the people

[lovelyscourge]

Look at you, a pretty head all empty. Come here, sit between my legs, dumb little things like you need to be safe. And get dumber, drooly and fuzzy. You don't have to use that silly brain right now, little dove. Mommy will do the thinking for you.

[xochimillilili]

So fucking dumb and fuzzy brained right nowww, I just want a pretty boy to grope me all over, teasing me and pinning me against the kitchen counter. Telling me to be a good boy and concentrate on my cooking, that I'll get a reward later if I do a good job as he edges me with a wooden spoon, smacking my cunt everytime I start to whine

I wanna be a blushy mess of moans and giggles for him as they switch between making cheesy jokes and threatening to fuck my mouth, as he grips onto my hips and marks me as his

[himexyandere]

Yandere!Bunny Butlers who practically worship the ground you walk on.

They tend to all of your needs well before you're ever in need, they pamper you so thoroughly; so much so that you feel like you're more than just a princess. Sometimes, they'll even slipup and refer to you as "our goddess". Your butlers never make mistakes.

So, is it actually a slipup...?

Regardless, they shower you in overwhelming amounts of affection; the type you could drown in if you aren't careful. Sometimes, they'll even wake you up by teasing you, kissing your little human ears, or your feet. Every part of you is perfect, undefiled, in their eyes.

When it's time to bathe you, you're always embarrassed. 'Why can't the maids do it?' Is what you ask every time. Your bunny butlers just smile and say in unison, "No one can take care of our princess the way we can."

And they wouldn't be wrong.

During every bath, it seems like you get dirtier first before you actually get cleaned. Cum, sweat and saliva cover every inch of you, in addition to your horny butlers' eager hands and tongues. They take you over and over again, cooing about how sweet and perfect you are.

Just as they were made to please you, you were made for them.

[weepingtalecowboy]

A Prey mindset is dangerous

Fanfic prompt : Honestly if we look very roughly at predator and prey mindset

A thing that is quick to see is that a predator has a completely different approach on life then prey

For example a wolf simply has a be discouraged from seeing anything as a meal

A predator will give up and retreat if they think the fight isn’t worth it

A predator will often have fights with others of its species to show it is the strongest

Those fights usually are not necessary lethal

As the predator wants to make a point and get the other to respect it

Which makes me think that if Twilight gets beaten he would leave and retreat from the fight (like any normal person because humans are also in a predator mindset we would rather dip when possible and skip out on a meal those instincts still persist even when we don’t hunt for our food anymore and I like to believe that hyrulians do the same)

Prey on the other hand is fucking insane

Those hyper vigilant things bolt if you even have the audacity to hold eye contact for a second

Listening in on any and all sounds even when asleep

Zigzagging and cutting corners ,back tracking and running in circles to dip

They are prioritizing their own survival differently then a predator

And Legend as a rabbit probably has a prey mindset off bolting

But as a hylian who is much bigger

Having a prey mindset as a bigger thing

Is how a moose decides to throw hands and trample you too death

A bull rams you

and a hog decides to straight up rip you too shreds

Bigger prey animals fight for their survival and if they can’t leave they will prioritize neutralizing the thing they perceive as a threat

At any cost and go back for more if you are still moving after the first round

They don’t stop and don’t leave because they are not fighting for a meal they are fighting for their lives

Making them highly unpredictable

Which makes me think that any fighting Legend chooses to participate in is something he decides will only end with his or his enemies dead

And he has to be dragged out a fight by several members of the chain carrying him

Because in link to the past you could technically avoid the guards most times, hamburger with lettuce snake had a bridge that lets you go back after you fall off the platform

So almost every single fight was a conscious decision to go throw hands with stuff instead of bolting away

But also the chain pranking ledge and he bolts away would be funny until they block the exist and he charges them like a bull

Then they start screaming

Even funnier would be if they are all sleeping someone tries to inconspicuously leave to do something (they probably shouldn’t)

And legend wakes up in the manner of a dark soul's boss catching them Immediately

because he is aware of his surroundings even when asleep

When it comes to vigilance nobody can beat ledge

Because he is always stressed as hell

[sysig]

[iinkandiivy]

favorite at home combo: oversized t-shirt with no panties :3

[elguritch-art]

more post session brainworms of the cowboy, things have not in fact gotten better and he's in fact more tired then he's ever been every single week <3 now with added trauma triggering!

Virgil Lawrence | He/Him | 212 Years Old | Ex-Sabbat Brujah Vampire

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finally got his coterie mate's crazy tremere ex dead and gone, and then had to listen to a baby sabbat brujah's entire life and family collapse around her. also he got a new knife for free (by being stabbed)!

PoV you're the Boston Prince (who totally deserved this) and have been in office 100 years after your predecessor was also killed by being thrown off a building by the same cowboy.

PoV you're a coterie member who pissed off the already EXTREMELY on edge and furious brujah by rebuking his attempts to suicide bait you and he just drew his 10+ pool revolver.

damn hard to stay keeping it together when you see and hear the ghosts of your kindred loved ones all around you all the time and in the words spoken by those around you, without anyone meaning to do it

[velveteen-vampire]

hi. another tuggoff batch. help me. help me.

[deluvana]

OMFG ITS HIS BIRTHDAYY

I was wondering when his birthday is n then I found out it’s today!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BLUE LITLLE ALIEN DOG DUDE! ^^

[stoneybun]

GUYS I JUST LEARNED THERE’S AN OPTION TO COMPARE YOUR RESULTS WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND I USED SCHLATT’S RESULT ID AND IT’S 63%?????? HELLO???