iinkandiivy

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@ my mutuals

sending me porn you want to do with me is a valid way of flirting

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im like if someone who had a fetish for being helpless was also a control freak

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gangrape that's more like a stray animal emergency rescue mission than rape. i'm thinking "careful careful careful eeeasy" and "he's just scared, poor thing" and "it's okay buddy it's okay we've got you"

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hump your pillow in a "i wish this was my mutuals bulge" kinda way

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repost 'cause i feel bad for my newer mutuals who missed out </3

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im tryna go freak4freak, loser4loser perhaps

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stupid mutts who disobey don’t deserve attention. look at this one scrambling to apologize the second i ignore him as his punishment

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Reblog to become a tgirls plaything <3

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boy that gets embarrassed that he wants to be a dog… collaring him, making him fetch and do tricks for me despite his hesitation of acceptance and stiff movements, but after some training, and the warm satisfaction he feels from me scritching behind his ears as a reward, he gains the confidence to work harder and harder for the “good boy” i’ll coo at him each time. bonus points and extra lovings if he learns to enjoy the burning embarrassment, and just owns up to being a freak for me.

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The concept of a lapdog is so beautiful to me.

Like yes I was literally made to be the perfect little pet. Through decades of artificial selection I was bred with the express purpose of fitting nicely in your lap. I might try to be a big scary hound dog, but everybody knows that I exist to love and be loved. Give me kisses, I was made for them.

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i hope you guys know it takes me at least 20 minutes to come up with responses to your asks & dms 😭

yes, i’m smart, but severely cursed with slow flirting instincts. the brain’s constantly working overtime trying not to sound stupid. i don’t know how you guys are so quick with it — share the secret(s), please

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hahaha it’s cute you ask me to reveal myself as if you think i’d be scared to own up to what i say. bet you were all curious when you received ittttt wondering who could be saying all those teasing things to you. lucky for you, i’m not the kind of guy to hide behind anonymity. 💙

-@nerdfukkr

[insert dramatic gasp here] IT WAS YOUUU. my sneaking suspicions were right…

i knew there was something suspiciously charming about the way those words were woven. too smooth to be a stranger’s. now that you’ve got my attention, pretty boy, what are you gonna do with it ?

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Hiii do you like tall pretty boys

hi ! yes ! i like pretty boys of all heights and sizes :]

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Listen, I don’t make the rules but every needy puppy boy should have his soft tummy full of strap right now. Again, I don’t make the rules but cute mutts should be bred until their legs are shaking and their dumb puppy brain can’t focus on anything else but how good it feels to be stuffed and fucked

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Hi darling. I just think it would be so fun to have you all dumb and pliant, humping my thigh like a poor needy thing all worked up. Making a mess as you rut and squirm against me <3

WHERE are you all coming from ??? 😭 why are you all suddenly in my inbox. i mean it’s not flooded but there’s always one after another. though don’t get me wrong- this isn’t a complaint. by all means, please continue

and as for you, darling anon… i wouldn’t mind humping your thigh like that if it meant i got to cum. can’t let you have all the fun, can i ?

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you’re adorable you know that? with your thinly veiled attempt at getting attention hoping someone will help get you needy in public. it’s really cute how bad you wanna get your focus broken by the thought of being lusted after. you want so badly to be told how pathetic you are. does it turn you on to think about how obvious you might be? the people around you at any moment could catch on to how flustered you are, but i bet the thought would only make you wanna hump your chair like a fucking animal.

it’s cute how bad you want it and how hard you try to hide it, pretending like your pinned isn’t a list of your kinks. like your ask box isn’t just you begging to be told what a whore you are. you’re so obviously begging right out in the open, for just anyone to talk down to you. you’re adorable sweethearttttt 💙

god forbid a guy wants a little attention… 🙄

god forbid he likes being talked down to, told how pathetic he is, gets all hard when treated like a stupid feral animal. god forbid he has his asks open, waiting for them to be filled with filthy words and humiliation truths :(

but hey, since you clearly know me so well, anon, why don’t you go ahead and reveal yourself? come on, if you’re gonna call me out like that, you might as well own up to it, right? unless you’re too much of a coward for that…

(but seriously i liked how you worded this hihi)

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can my tumblr dashboard please stop acting up while i’m in public/class 😭

i absolutely hate being flustered and embarrassed in front of people. definitely not hoping someone sends me something even worse to make it harder to focus. that would be awful. truly. don’t do it.