#pookie is wild

[queens-cheese-on-toast]

look out the window babygirl

what do you see?

A bird! A plane! A PERSON WHO BELONGS IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

[queens-cheese-on-toast]

@sweetjesuschristwhy i have a tingling feeling that you will love this

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[emthimofnight]

baby pukei-pukei I owe you my life

[shellshooked]

hey do you think we meet in every universe?

[mangotelevision]

I loved when they were cats

[queens-cheese-on-toast]

@sweetjesuschristwhy she reblogged this will at the toilet in a KFC.

hopefully they never take away the way you can drag the little post icons around the screen on the android app

[battphone]

ANOTHER RECENT ????????

[doodoodinklefart]

i can teach you how to be just like me

just listen carefully

[rafumeika]

What Mahito did: Manipulate Junpei into being his friend and then killed him in front of Yuji, laughed about Yuji's desperation to save him, killed Nanami, got Nobara into a coma, destroyed one of Todo's hands

Yuji with Mahito at the end:

What Sukuna did: Threaten to kill Yuji's friend multiple times, ripped Yuji's heart out of his chest and then tricked him into making a Binding Vow that he would have to forget in order to bring him back to life, laughed at Yuji when he desperately begged him to try and save Junpei, told him over and over again that his mere existence would bring destruction simply by being his vessel, destroyed Shibuya and killed countless of innocent people, ditched Yuji to make Megumi his new vessel, then sinked Megumi's soul as deep as he could in darkness in order to keep control of his body, killed Tsumiki, killed Gojo, killed Kashimo, killed Higuruma, killed Choso, almost killed Yuta and pushed him into using Kenjaku's CT to get into Gojo's body, kept praising literally everyone else but Yuji (while still trying to kill them), who he kept talking shit about instead, got pissed when Yuji showed pity and told him that he would kill every single person still left alive that Yuji cared about before finally killing him

Yuji with Sukuna at the end:

[markerm-00]

𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠‼️

it's a little old but i finished it ☝☝😙

[thepersonperson]

btw I immediately check r/jujutsufolk because you mentioned something's going on there regarding Sukugo. First thing I see is them doing an AOT memeing of Gojo replacing Geto with Sukuna when he should have waited for 10 years at least! Sukuna stole Gojo.

It's so hilarious. I won't be surprised if a shipping war breaks out of there.

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Jujutsufolk wouldn’t ever get into a shipping war because the subreddit universally agrees that Sukugo is a top tier pairing. The powerscaler Gojo fans clown Sukuna and his fans constantly. The powerscaler Sukuna fans will glaze Sukuna while trying to avoid the wrath of the Gojobros. However. All that fighting stops the moment anyone suggests that Sukuna and Gojo should kiss.

In no particular order. Here are my favorite things the dudebros have cooked up. The comments on each post are also diabolical. (Please note how old some of these posts are.)

Alternate JJK 261 (Gojo instead of Yugo)

Alternate JJK 236 (Gojo still dies but it's gayer.)

The reaction to JJK 226. (The Infamous Hug)

Their reaction to “You Cleared My Skies” being Sukuna’s official feelings towards Gojo.

Is Sukuna going to tell Gojo he loves him? Why does this subplot exist.

A post from one of the mods.

Why didnt Gojo just say to Sukuna I LOVE YOU? Is he stupid?

gojo really needs to come back soon or else sukuna breaks

And here are things I screenshotted because I couldn't believe what I was seeing. (Aka Sukugo popping up on seemingly unrelated posts.)

And as of JJK 266, they are finally awakening to the Itafushi agenda and citing Todo Aoi as ground zero. (Which is? Something I would do???) Some are reflecting on past dismissals and going, “sorry fujoshis you were right, here’s my Gay Megumi meme as an apology.”

They either have the reading comprehension curse or the fudging godsight sure-hit domain. There’s no in-between.

[cactiaintracist]

the difference 2000 years (and 3 face changes) makes

14 being readily susceptible to peer pressure:

wild blue yonder (60th anniversary)

meanwhile 10:

tooth and claw (series 2)

the Shakespeare code (series 3)

[thepiratearcinhamlet]

So.......... because the helicopter killed Fyodor, and Fyodor just slurped up Fukuchi I guess, and Fyodor turns into whatever kills him..... that means we have a brand new character!!!

Fyouchicopter

[nostalgic-shamefest]

Something deeply fascinating about tumblr character discourse because on the one hand you have

This character made a human mistake and has actual morally challenging flaws, they're basically scum of the earth and deserve the guillotine!!!! NO REMORSE

But then you also have

Pookie disemboweled someone, they deserve the world 🙏🥹❤️✨

And like no middle ground!

[mikichko]

i still cannot believe that someone was in the general cod tags complaining about the fact that in 141xreader fics the boys were being “gay” with each other 😐

[feralwetcat]

I got really silly (i cannot form a coherent thought right now) and now a fully fledged penelope!Artisan design exists

(disclaimer: this is for a dumb art thing i started doodling absentmindedly and it has absolutely zero basis in canon and probably makes 2 senses out of 100 senses so just so you know this means nothing i just think it looks very neat)