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Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

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#the doctor will say everything but "I love you"

Bonus: #comeuppance

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Like a penguin with its arse on fire.

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4.02 The Fires of Pompeii

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imagine you're yasmin khan right. and one year ago you had a bittersweet breakup with the woman you had unending devotion to while she was chronically emotionally unavailable. and you found a stopping point in this relationship when you both knew that she would never be able to be in a normal committed relationship or be involved in your home life the same way you're involved in hers. so you go home and you live your life for a year and you start a group therapy with all her other exes because good lord that was a lot.

and then you find out that your ex is now a middle aged gay man living in chiswick with his best friend and her family and he's normal and happy. and for him this all happened in the span of a few days. wouldn't you start snapping necks.

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i need testosterone so i can grow fuckass 60s style sideburns that everyone hates

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(insp)

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good morning everybody

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dumbass

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tenth doctor voice hi jack sorry that I abandoned you on a spaceship after you died and were made immortal and then left you to deal with an imminent alien invasion alone that killed your partner and forced you to make the decision to kill your grandson and ruin your daughter's life to save the rest of the world! anyway that's all in the past I'm about to die so just wanted to give you that hot guy's name because you gotta go get laid depression does not suit you. bye!

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Apparently the original post is now unrebloggable so here

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Doctor Who S03E13 Last of the Time Lords (2007)

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THE CHURCH ON RUBY ROAD | THE LEGEND OF RUBY SUNDAY

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Fave Doctor Quotes

9: they’ll never get in

rose: and how do we get out

9:

9: ah

servant: who the hell are you

10: i’m the doctor, and i just snogged madame de pompadour

10: HAHAHAAAAA

11: come on, we’re boys, and you know what boys say in the face of danger

kazran: what

11: mummy

12: i met an emperor made of algae once

12:

12: he fancied me

13 (at tardis): sTaBiLiZE

13: come to daddy

13:

13: i mean mummy

14: we’ve got a chair it’s a good sign, it’s a life form

14: *puts on glasses*

14: with a bum

15: i Am LEaRniNG ThE VoCaBuLAry oF RoPeS

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oh eleven and his cool hats