#poo and wees

[mishalogic]

THE CHAMBER POT!

In early day Australia the chamber pot was at hand

under the bed of Australia it proudly stands.

With nighttime wee wees there to be

Too bloody cold to go outside and pee!

The chamber pot did not have a lid to go up and down

usually covered by a beaded dolly

that sometimes kept hidden smelly pot frown.

Little kids used potty with chamber pot glee

They'd get excited to show their first poo or wee.

Before inside toilets in Australia to be found

and guess who emptied "potty" always, Mother with a frown.

Mums are nice they understand

Those bloody males can't aim straight

unable to guide willies with their hand.

Now Mums and girls know how to do it right

they sit on potty because Mums and girls are really bright!

Mothers say good riddance to chamber pot they can use the "thunder box" dunny toilet, inside the house instead! ... Misha

[brawley1492]

May be God and Nature! ... GOT IT WRONG!

We Humans could have been created to consume only enough food and liquid, so that we didn't have to

POO OR WEE!!!

Think of all the trees that could be saved!

And NO effluent pollution going into the Oceans, lakes and rivers! ... William

[flameraven]

I thought this was an interesting video in its own right, but also a useful resource for anyone who wants to write fic of Elspeth and Wee Morag surviving on the streets -- this video is focused on the Colonies in the late 1700s but most of these jobs would have also existed in the UK. TL;DR list: -Scavenger (sorting garbage for scraps to sell) -Rag-picker (similar; bits of leather sold to shoemakers or fabric sold to make paper) -"Pure" finder (collects dog poo off the streets for the tanners; often done by small children) -Ash collector -Leech collector (wade into water to let leeches attach to you) -Bone drubber (collected bones to sell to bakers as fillers for bread) -Night Soil crew (cleaning out outhouses + collecting solid waste; very dangerous) -Chamberlye (collecting dried urine from chamberbots + selling it) ...tbh I would consider digging up bodies too if these were my job options D:

[digglefartchinberry]

𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑..

...

...

"Ah!" *Gregory Clicked, lifting his head up from the book.*

"So a born necromancer-- is a.. Evocatier.." *He tilted his head, processing the meaning.

"That's a type of demon.." *He hummed in thought.*

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"Bloody hell! Focus on translating the Alchemy you demented coconut!" *Estella Snapped.*

"Whatever you say, "Your Highness"." *Gregory chaffed, but ultimately focusing on the alchemy symbols.

Hours of decoding nd poo..

..

"So it seems.. To summon a Natural Born Necromancer, we must sprinkle cremated remains in the symbol of the alchemy of 'Creation'.." *Gregory squinted, a hint of surprise and fear coursing through him.*

"Very.. Gothic.." *He glared at Estella next to him.*

"Enough of your Tomfoolery, GREGORY." *Estella Barked, emphasizing his name,* "And stop mentioning my fashion each time there's something considered edgy, you shriveled up monkey's penis."

"PMS, like a bitch, I would know." *Gregory mockingly sung, which made Estella ball her hands into a fist angrily.

[vetyver-soaked-stars]

Tumblr: WARNING! This blog contains mature content! Continue?

Me, a 33 year old them femme: Look ya damn site, I am the mature content!

[rastronomicals]

11:28 AM EDT March 14, 2024:

Hatfield and the North -   "Big Jobs No. 2 (By Poo Poo And The Wee Wees)" From the album Hatfield and the North (February 1974)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

File under:    Canterbury Prog with somewhat scatological lyrics     

[delicatepainterpeach]

[cimeriansparrow]

My cat's ears are Actually little devil horns

[sillymelo]

who ever prayed on my downfall count ur fucking days

[bitchdafuqyousay]

there is INTENSE sexual tension between me n disappearing into the woods forever, never to be seen again n become the subject of a scary campfire story

[davescumbag]

[abdlstories777]

the main part of the punishment is wearing nappies in the house and in public. some make the women wear the nappies with a baby dress or onsie

others want the women to wear there normal clothing. knowing when the punishment is over the women will still have to wear the same clothes that they went poo poo and wee wee in

and when they go wee wee or poo poo the women have to endure the utter shame of a nappy check

as the women endure tummy time they have there jeans removed or pulled down and there stinky bums checked.

of course we all know the women have made a mess. but the utter shame in there faces is to much

as they have the helm of the nappy raised and mummy looks in and announces what the little girl has done

[basoogil]

sound on!

yk how in games like the under of tale they make the characters go beep instead of speak voice lines...

i was thinking i could do that with my animations of wee star trek goobers!!!! (because no way am i going through all the episodes to cut out audio of each word i want them to say, and ai is stinky poo poo)

so heres a test featuring that (and im glad i did so because i forgot i needed to sync the audio to be in line with the correct frame rate.... which is why the animation is so fast lol)

[dailykafka]

Can you maybe explain to me exactly who Kafka was? I see his name all over, and I followed your blog hoping to see an explanation somewhere, but instead I see stuff like "my adorable schrunkly schrinkly kitten darling cutie poo omg he's such a schrinkly dwinkly twinkly wee wee cutie pie"

This is what I do when I am curious about something:

[mellowsadistic]

We were halfway through our walk in the local woods when I heard the words I’d been dreading.

“Pants down, baby,” my boyfriend ordered. “It’s time for a nappy check.”

I looked around hurriedly. I couldn’t see anyone on the path, but it was a fairly popular route and they’d already passed two other couples on their walk so far. There could be someone right around the corner!

“Daddyyyy,” I whined quietly. “Please! Not here! What if someone sees?” My diapers were barely covered by my tracksuit bottoms already, and they bulged out so much I was sure some people must have suspected what I was wearing. But if someone saw me with my pants down, it would leave them in absolutely no doubt that I was a grown woman who was still in nappies.

“Daddy has to check you, sweetie,” my boyfriend cooed. “I need to see if you’ve done a wee-wee or a poo-poo in your nappy.” He wasn’t even trying to keep his voice down.

I felt myself blushing scarlet. “But Daddy!” I whined again. “Why do I have to pull them all the way down? Can’t you just check me while I keep them on, in case somebody comes?”

“No, princess,” he said firmly. “You know the rules. Pants around your ankles when it’s time for a nappy check. The rules don’t change just because we’re out of the house.”

“But I don’t need changing!” I insisted. “I don’t need to be checked! You can just ask me and I’ll-”

“That’s enough, baby,” he said, sounding stern. “You’re far too little to know when you need changing. You need an adult to check your nappies for pee and poo. Now drop those pants right this instant unless you want Daddy to smack your naughty little botty right here.”

I let out a pathetic whimper. With one final, anxious glance up and down the path, I hooked my fingers into the waistband of my tracksuit bottoms and tugged them down my legs to pool at my ankles, exposing the bulky disposable diaper taped around my waist.

I clenched my eyes shut, listening hard for the sounds of anyone approaching, while my boyfriend subjected me to an agonizingly slow nappy check.

He brushed aside my long ponytail and pulled out the back of my diaper to peek inside, checking to see if I’d pooped – as if he didn’t already know I was clean. He would have noticed if I’d done that in my pants! He just wanted to humiliate me further by treating me like an overgrown baby who might have made a stinky in her nappy and not even noticed. It was all part of his regime to “put me in my place”.

“No messes,” he announced loudly, patting my padded bottom. Then he turned me around and shoved his hand unceremoniously down the front of my diaper. His fingers probed the soggy padding between my thighs. “But it looks like somebody’s got her pee-pee pants on!” he exclaimed. I didn’t think it was possible for my face to get any more red.

I opened my eyes and looked up into his smirking face.

“But I don’t think you need changing just yet,” he said, taking a pack of wet wipes out of his bag and wiping his fingers clean. “You’ve got a pretty wet nappy, but it’s normal for babies to toddle about in pissy pants.” He smiled sadistically. “Besides, I expect you’ll poop before we finish our walk, so I’ll wait until we get back to the car before changing your nappy.”

I imagined getting my diaper changed in the back seat of his car, and my lower lip trembled.

“Awww,” he cooed, tauntingly, stroking the top of my head. “There, there, sweetheart. It’s okay. You’ll get used to being a diaper-dependent little baby eventually.” He reached down and pulled my pants back up, this time making sure to leave at least an inch of my nappy’s plastic waistband sticking out of the top. He stood back to admire the obvious bulge around my waist, smirked, then took me by the hand and led me further on through the woods.

I could only cling onto Daddy’s hand tightly, and pray we didn’t encounter anyone else on our walk.

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of poop, mentions of homophobia (joke), mentions of men getting pregnant

Desc: here the boys discuss whether men can get pregnant or not and other shenanigans. this also very fucking stupid

Mikey: i just took the biggest shit

Mikey: you guys will not believe the sheer size of this thing like it's as big as my forearm

Mikey: makes me wonder how women give birth

Kazutora: ?

Draken: keep this shit to yourself what the hell is wrong with you

Mikey: how can i keep this shit to myself when i've already flushed it down the toilet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mitsuya: what does you shitting have to do with women giving birth?

Mitsuya: never mind shouldn't have asked

Mikey: well the poop tore my butt up so imagine what babies do to vaginas

Baji: this is why i'm never giving birth. looks too hard

Draken: ...you're not a candidate to do so? you're male?

Baji: what does my gender have to do with giving birth

Draken: it has everything to do with it??? what are you talking about

Baji: wow didn't know you guys were so sexist

Chifuyu: Baji-san, gender and sex are two different things...

Baji: ?

Chifuyu: sex is your chromosomes and basically what you were born with and gender is what you identify as. so since you're male, you don't have the reproductive organs to get pregnant and have a child. only female bodied people can.

Smiley: bro you're 17 how the fuck do you not know this

Baji: never been good at biology

Smiley: you don't have to be good at it to know you can't get pregnant💀

Baji: so men can't get pregnant?

Chifuyu: well if someone born as a female transitions into a man, then gets pregnant, we can pretty much say that men can get pregnant

Baji: so men can get pregnant but not males?

Chifuyu: yeah i guess

Baji: interesting

Baji: i don't think anyone's tried hard enough

Baji: i'll get a male pregnant one day, watch

Mitsuya: wtf

Draken: is the biology lesson over?

Mikey: my ass still hurts i think i'll need ointment

Kazutora: why r u reporting this to us

Mikey: you guys are my friends

Mitsuya: no ones wants to know about your bowel movements

Baji: why do you always wanna sound smart Mitsuya. just say shit or shitting

Smiley: watch, next time he'll say defecation

Chifuyu: excretion

Mikey: excrement

Kazutora: fecal matter

Draken: guys what the fuck can we not talk about this? it's fucking gross

Baji: oho here comes the fucking poop police

Kazutora: instead of his siren going "wee woo wee woo" it probably goes "pee poo pee poo" lmao

Mikey: LMAO😭

Draken: what are you a bunch of 5 year olds??

Baji: we're 17

Draken: 😐

Mitsuya: can we change the subject? christ

Smiley: i did crack for the first time yesterday. shit was crazy

Mikey: YOU DO DRUGS???? BRO

Baji: yo Nahoya what the fuck

Draken: we're not supposed to do drugs

Smiley: who's we?? i'm doing them not you🤨??

Draken: and what's Angry gonna think?

Smiley: he doesn't need to know. and i did it to impress a girl so chill it's not a regular thing

Mikey: why would you try and impress a girl with doing crack?

Smiley: she's a drug addict

Smiley: but the sex was fire tho even though she tried to kill me halfway through

Mikey: YOU'RE HAVING SEX??

Kazutora: that's not fair☹️

Kazutora: where are you meeting women?

Smiley: outside

Kazutora: oh

Draken: why did she try to kill you?

Smiley: halfway through she started choking the shit outta me while she was on top and i almost died but also it was the best nut i've ever experienced so it's a win win

Mikey: that doesn't sound appealing at all😭

Draken: that sounds like assault actually

Smiley: idgaf a beautiful woman can do whatever she wants with me and if she wants to kill me then so be it (i'm a feminist)

Mitsuya: yeah but like, she should have asked

Smiley: we were both high off our rockers

Draken: yeah i feel like she should have asked you so you could have developed a healthy sex dynamic where you both share each other kinks before hand

Baji: oho here comes the fucking sex police

Kazutora: this time the siren would be men whimpering

Chifuyu: why men?

Kazutora: i don't think Draken would use women moaning cause of how the brothel might have traumatized him i think and he respects women too much

Kazutora: also he's gay

Draken: fuck off i'm not

Draken: and Baji say something else i dare you

Baji: what are you gonna do? have sex with me?

Smiley: you're all taking this way too seriously😁

Baji: with what Kazutora said, i'ma start blasting whimpering audios when i get a car

Mitsuya: i'm pretty sure that's illegal or something

Smiley: dawg no one wants to hear that

Baji: who wouldn't want to hear men whimpering?

Baji: especially the high pitched ones

Baji: cause you can associate them with twinks

Baji: with dual coloured hair, jingly earnings and large unsettling eyes

Baji: and maybe even a blonde with an undercut and big blue cow eyes

Kazutora: Baji what are you on about

Chifuyu: wait are you being serious or is this a joke Baji-san 😂😂😂😂

Draken: uhh

Smiley: i keep hoping you being gay is a joke but then you say shit like this

Baji: why

Smiley: i'm not fond of gay people

Baji: homophobia's got you missing out on some good head

Draken: we support and respect all identies, Smiley. don't make this a problem

Smiley: i'll ask again, WHO'S WE?