Why would I go leadin you astray? We’re both in the same “kill on sight” boat here.
*despite the… morbid topic, Lori is oddly chipper seeming to almost bounce. The walkie talkie on their belt crackles, and they roll their eyes.*
Guess he finally woke up.
-🐈⬛✨(navi’s still here, just silently cowering in fear. PS: that walkie talkie looks nothing like the one Urbenshade uses. @oc-ask-bloges)
"I do hope you mean that, dear friend."
[It stared at Lori as they walked, gaze cold and unblinking. Why did he feel so cold? His heart felt like a chip of ice, ever since he'd tasted blood, but he always thought it would melt- Would it ever?]
"It never melted..."
[It just got colder, and colder, and COLDER. He didn't want it to melt anymore. He welcomed the ice in his heart, and in his veins.]
"I need to taste Headquarters blood."
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So I found this FNF comic maker website and
Yeah, someone needs to take it away from me LMAO
Link if you wanna try it yourself:
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My younger sibling: *gets a bluescreen*
Me, a longtime AvA fan: Congratulations, you earned an achievement!
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gingerbrave, strawberry, wizard, and basically everyone else at like the very final boss at the end of the game:
gingerbrave: okay guys, this is gonna be tough. but I believe in us! we've gotten this far, and I know we can pull thro-
wizard cookie: avada kedavra.
ginger brave: ...wizard cookie, I love you, but I don't think they're gonna die that easil- okay you just killed someone.
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(holding kitchen knife) TRACE ON.
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The Amazing World Of Gumball doesn't have a character who's entire personality is being a shameless stalker for y'all to say Marinette is just like her
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Imagine Scots reaction to France dressed like some of the paintings of Diane de Poitiers
I was thinking abt this for a while and at first I was like “he’d blush and get a [redacted]” but then I realised…no…he would bow down.
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sips water
being squid sistuh is suffering
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It looks good on you, I love seeing both your gorgeous emeralds. And yes that was me flirting.
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Your bio is oddly threatening in a positive way
good, it's supposed to be
i love threatening people with love and care
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Me after listening to your wavs: 🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻
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Barty wears ties with his t-shirts, I will die on this hill
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I will now be ingesting a heroic amount of fan fiction thank you
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i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao
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