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#Poops Pees Wees Poos Farts

jimmerzz0905 · 1 year

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It's me Baby Kata

I have a huge diarrhea

If you fart like you don't care

Raise your bog rolls in the air

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

When you take a comfort stop

You feel like you reach the top

Choco balls are gonna pop

It's the sound of the sound of the big flop

Every poop is so fantastic

Every poop is so terrific

Everybody look at me

I'm makin' a big poopy

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-apee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Let me show you magic tricks

Brown monkey does gymnastics

Tiny turds or massive bricks

I like to share my poop pics

Every poop is so fantastic

Every poop is so terrific

Are you ready for action?

It's time to release the Kraken

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-apee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Come on! Drop it now!

#song

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aofxxxe · 20 days

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IT'S ME BABY KATA I HAVE A HUGE DIARRHEA IF YOU FART LIKE YOU DON'T CARE RAISE YOUR BOG ROLLS IN THE AIR PEE PEE POO POO WEE HEE HOO A HOO A PEE PEE POO POO WEE HEE HOO A HOO A WHEN YOU TAKE A COMFORT STOP YOU FEEL LIKE YOU REACH THE TOP CHOCO BALLS ARE GONNA POP ITS THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF THE BIG FLOP EVERY POOP IS SO FANTASTIC EVERY POOP IS SO TERRIFIC🤑🤑🤑🤑

I AM GOING TO MAUL YOU

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pedgecalmdown · 1 year

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GG - p.p.

Summary: You help your boyfriend Population with gaming, and things get a little wild 😜.

word count: 1.4k

warnings: AVERAGE OHIO GAMER!!!🤣Oozing, secretion, semi public sex, pesky pimples, steaming brown loaf, dark pee, watery sperm, nip suckling, pepperoni nipples, pee in womb, pungent toots, crusty red penis, crusty unclipped toes on your shoulders, uncut gym dog, hairy hog, cheesy wee wee, poop on tray, fart inhaling, fortnite, eating sleeping gaming and repeating, tuna smoothie, damp chicken nuggets, cavernous butthole

blueprint: ur sitting on tv e couch and perd is in his gaming room playing for the past few weeks and u hear him occasionally say goddamnit and smack the table and ur like his personal butler and he poops on tray and u feed him and he gets pimples and then he loses and he starts punching trh walks and u have sex with him to cheer him up

you’re sitting on the couch in your shared home with your boyfriend, panky, when you hear a large bang coming from panera’s gaming room. You stand up and start slowly walking over to the gaming room. “Penis? Whats wrong?” As you arrive at the doorframe of the room, you can see your visibly angry, sweaty, greasy-haired, pimpled boyfriend breathing heavily with his head in his hands as he growls. “These.. these little.. BAKAS!!!” He slams his fists down on the table and you jump a little. “Pedge, calm down. It’s gonna be ok. It’s just a game.” You knew pig iron would get mad sometimes, but you had never seen him in this state.

“It’s not just a game. it’s my entire life. Eat, sleep, game, repeat.” Placenta said while balling his shaking fists. It’s almost like you could see the steam blowing from his ears. You could see his face so red with anger, but you weren’t scared since he can’t even get out of his chair. He spoke again, sweat and grease flying from his hair onto your body. “Now if you would excuse me, I need to get back on my grind. GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!” You contemplated giving him a kiss on the forehead, but the amount of raging, oozing pimples he has turned the thought down. You turned away from Portable and walked to the door, but before you left, your sticky little nugget called your name. “Y/N!! I’m hungyyy!!! Get some food in my tummy NOW!!”

You roll your eyes and smile. You couldn’t stay mad at PlayStation. You open the freezer and grab some frozen tuna. You put it in the blender and start blending. You didn’t know why Pensions loved tuna smoothies, but you made them nonetheless because they were good for him. Especially in his current state. You made the smoothie along with some squishy, moist chicken nuggets that had been in the pantry for a week or 2. You put the nuggets in the microwave hoping to warm them up, but they just got squishier and the grease leaked everywhere. You put them on a plate and started walked over to pewter’s room, grease dripping from the plate onto your toes. You knock on the door with the knuckles holding the smoothie. He opens the door from his chair with armpit sweat stains all the way to the bottom of his shirt. “Here’s your food, plagerism.” “Fank u!” 🥺 He says.

Pube looks at you with his adorable wittle puppy dog eyes and asks, “can you pwease feed me while I game mami?” His index fingies pointing together while he asks. You reply ecstatically. “Of course!! Nothing but the best for my little poo poo muffin.” You walk to pillar’s desk while he slides back on his chair. “Who’s a hungry boy?” you ask. “Me me me!” He replies. You lovingly feed your wet, secreting poopsie some tuna smoothie and damp chicken nugget while he plays some Fortnite. Occasionally, some food will come flying onto his already dirty monitor as he spits some out while he swears. Suddenly, Perpendicular makes a strained face and he turns to look at you for the first time in the past hour. “Huns, I gotta go poo poo.”

“Then go to the bathroom, poopsie pumpkin!” You say. “But I don’t wanna get up!” He replies. “I know just what to do.” You say, a devilish smirk slowly taking over your face. You grab the empty plate that once held the chicken nuggets, and the bottle that once held the tuna smoothie and placed them on the floor. You scooched pubescent’s pants far down enough so that his butt crack was out. You then picked up the plate and bottle again and held it to his sweaty, dripping butt cheeks. You played with the pesky pimple just showing from inside his butt. “Ok, push out your poopy honey!” He starts straining and you can see his cavernous butthole pulsating with each push. Finally, a thick, steaming, brown loaf starts to see the light of day. As he pinches it off, it plops onto the plate and splatters on your face a bit. You smile and look up at him. “Is that all?” “Yes mami!” He says. You take the plate and stare at the steaming pile of blow mud your boyfriend has taken. Suddenly, you have an idea.

Since peroxide has been complaining about losing so many matches, you’ve been thinking of the best way to cheer him up and… EUREKA!! Sex is the answer! You throw the reeking plate of poop to the other side of the room as the log slaps against the wall and start to massage your schnookum’s shoulders and whisper in his ear. “you’ve been working so hard, and i’m so proud of you. i think you deserve a little break” you say with a cheeky smile. He looked over at you, catching onto your tone and smirks back. You immediately take off Pachycephalosaurus’ pants and go ham on his growing buddy, covered in cheese and mysterious substances. His head rolls back in pleasure as his crotch becomes soaked in your slobber. In his relief, he throws his bare legs over your shoulders, crusty unclipped toes in the air. “That’s my big boy.” You say.

You keep slurping on plorpus’s throbbing member until he shoots his cute little yogurt ropes down your throat. They’re usually thicker and warmer, but this time they had a brown tint and were watery with white chunks. One of the chunks got lodged beteeen your teeth and you picked it out eith your finget and swallowed it. You smiled and got up. You then straddled his lap in the chair and put your legs through the holes between the bottom and the armrests. You move your underwear aside as you look down to grab his flaccid, jiggly, hairy, veiny, red, Disfigured, drooling, cheesey, wet member. He suddenly decides to release his bladder all over your cubby. You’re not surprised since he hasn’t left his chair in almost 2 months. You giggle and sink down on his hairy hog. You both moan in ecstasy and throw your heads back as pushpop continues to release his lemonade in your womb. You start bouncing up and down on his uncut gym dog.

You can feel Portapotty’s warm urine in your purse, and it feels exhilarating. You rip off your shirt and bra and continue to bounce on his crusty, rashy little man, boobs a flappin. He’s enamored with the sight of your balloons, and without thinking, he immediately goes down on your nips. There was too much pleasure for you to handle, and the only thing that came out of your mouth were loud, guttural wails. “Ohhhh my shmoopie, you’re doing me so well” You finally said after a moment. You throw him off your breasts and take off his shirt, kissing his neck and going down until you reach his own greasy, pepperoni nipples and start suckling. You continue to bounce in his wee wee, and while you do, you unexpectedly start to let out little toots that quickly stink up the whole room. Pessimism is overjoyed and immediately starts deeply inhaling the smell. “ohhh yeah, that hit the spot.”

You keep bouncing for a minute or two, until you both orgasm together. “GOOD GOLLUMS!!” He erupts. You both moan and you sink down into him, your nose stuffed in his hairy, stinky, wet, greasy, putrid, pungent armpits. You stay like that for a moment and let his warmth take over your body. Suddenly, you start to hear little noises erupting from the back of the chair. Providence starts giggling as you bring your head up and look at him. The noises get louder and stinkier, and you realize he’s letting out his toots. You giggle and start getting off of petroleum’s Willy, only for his brownly tinted, watery, chunky, lifeless, ejaculate to come spilling out of your gaping hole, along with his severely dark pee. You clean the two of you up and kiss your boyfriend on his pimply forehead. You hadn’t noticed before, but when he took his headphones off, there was a noticeable dent in his head where they were resting. He put them on and they went right back into position. You smiled and let him continue his gaming. Suddenly, he turns to you. “Uhh, babe, you’re gonna wanna see this. My mic was on the entire time!” ‘XD’ he says out loud. The people in his game were making disgusted noises and asking him what he was doing. You both guggle as you walk out of the room. You were happy to be his gamer wife.

#ellie williams x reader #pedro pascal

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bratfangz · 2 years

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It's me Baby Kata

I have a huge diarrhea

If you fart like you don't care

Raise your bog rolls in the air

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

When you take a comfort stop

You feel like you reach the top

Choco balls are gonna pop

It's the sound of the sound of the big flop

Every poop is so fantastic

Every poop is so terrific

Everybody look at me

I'm makin' a big poopy

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-apee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Let me show you magic tricks

Brown monkey does gymnastics

Tiny turds or massive bricks

I like to share my poop pics

Every poop is so fantastic

Every poop is so terrific

Are you ready for action?

It's time to release the Kraken

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-apee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Pee-pee, poo-poo

Wee-hee, hoo-a, hoo-a

Come on! Drop it now!

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punishedvenomsnake · 4 years

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It's me Baby Kata I have a huge diarrhea If you fart like you don't care Raise your bog rolls in the air Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a When you take a comfort stop You feel like you reach the top Choco balls are gonna pop Its the sound of the sound of the big flop Every poop is so fantastic Every poop is so terrific Everybody look at me Im makin a big poopy Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo apee pee poo poo Wee h

(umarekawaru no sa Born again)

(Let’s Fly high Like A Butterfly)

yoku ni obore wana ni hamar

i teashi ni karamu tsumi no ito

(tsumitsuku Crime)

kingyosukui no ami no you ni

moroi hane wa namida no shizuku de yaburete yuku

(yaburechatte Cry)

iyashii dokugumo ni

(hane no nai chou nante iminai)

(chi wo hau nezumi to kawarinai)

kokoro made okasarete

(This world wa hikari sae nai)

(Can’t stop kowasare yuku my mind)

imasara anadarake no hane de kuyamu no

(kiku wo hare yo omae koso ga butterfly)

dekiru koto nara mou ichido

(chi no hate made over drive yeah)

kono kodou kizamitsuke tobitai no

(fly high)

kanashiki butterfly

sono mi terasu hitosuji no hikari netami sora wo niramu

(umarekawaru no sa Born again) (Let’s Fly high Like A Butterfly)

So Fly high again

(yume wo miteru no sa Dream again)

(So Fly high Like A Butterfly)

Like A Butterfly

oozora wo mau no chou no you ni

(Fly Like A Beautiful Butterfly)

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gayinkling-moved · 6 years

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It's me Baby Kata I have a huuuuuge diarrhea If you fart like you don't care Raise your bog rolls in the air Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a When you take a comfort stop You feel like you reach the top Choco balls are gonna pop Its the sound of the sound of the big flop Every poop is so fantastic Every poop is so terrific Everybody look at me Im makin a big poopy Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo apee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a Let me show you magic tricks Brown monkey does gymnastics Tiny turds or massive bricks I like to share my poop pics Every poop is so fantastic Every poop is so terrific Are you ready for action Its time to release the kraken Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo apee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a Pee pee poo poo Wee hee hoo a hoo a Come on! Drop it now!

#don.txt

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carnivorous-evildoer · 5 years

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I have a huge diarrhea if you fart like you don’t care raise your bog roll in the air WEE EHO EHO pee pee poo poo wee wee eho eho pee pee poo poo wee wee eho eho when you take a comfort stop you feel like you’ve reached the top choco balls are gonna pop it sounds like a big flop every poop is so fantastic every poop is so delicious

“S-... S-So delicious? PFFHHT--”

[Tries hard to frown-]

“.... N-No. I am the great Monokiibo, and I refuse to laugh at shit j-jo-- PFHFHT--”

#the begging question #absolute hell fuel

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bcbby · 5 years

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it’s ME baby kata i have a huge diarrhea if you fart like u don’t care raise your bog rolls in the air pee pee poo poo wee wee eo eo pee pee poo poo wee wee eo eo e when u take a comfort stop u feel like u’ve reached the top choco balls are gonna pop it’s the sound of the big flop every poop is so fantastic every poop is so terrific everybody look at MEEE i’m making a big poopie pee pee poo poo wee wee eo eo e pee pee p

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aofxxxe · 20 days

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I AM GONNA BLOCK YO ASS/hj

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