#poly irl

[evildeerboy]

“no polyamory at pride” is some chronic no bitches shit. that’s got to be made up. no gay person would say that they’d have no fucking friends

[t00thpasteface]

the carrot peels are a big hit with the pillbugs!!!

[fitpacbo]

Hear me out, poly morning crew theater au but they’re not actors, they’re the backstage crew.

Fit is in charge of moving and building sets and helping any scene changes. He’s the strongest person in their little community theater and he begrudgingly accepted the job.

Pac is in charge of props and he runs that shit like he’s in the army. No one is allowed to touch anything without him being aware of it and gods help you if you break anything because you’re screwing around with it.

Tubbo is the lighting/sound tech. He’s not happy about the limited capabilities of the equipment he has to work with but he understands that they have a budget. The best part about his job is that he can stare at Fit and his muscles during the brief moments he has to run on to stage to move something.

The cast of their little shows are fully aware that something is happening between the three but most just chalk it down to the adrenaline of a show

[glitchneedles]

𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦. 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘵, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺. 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦, 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴. 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦. 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘪𝘵. 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘵.

[toffeebrew]

SCREW YOU!! THIS IS MY HOUSE

epic sanses + kross poly i don't nake the rules

[character-obsessed-fem]

meeks would wear the type of dark red lipstick that leaves an imprint on EVERYTHING. most transferable thing ever. im talking on the rims of glasses and mugs, around where she bit down into a pastry, on the insides of her shirts and on the collars, etc.

which is why everyone knows when someone's been with meeks because her iconic red kiss marks are all over them :))

[stalkersdiary]

~We Love You~

I wasn't exactly super open to the idea of bringing another person into our relationship at first, but they grew on me. Especially learning how capable they were at protecting you. I only fear losing you but because of them, I realise now that I can’t lose you if someone else can watch you when I’m not around. Now, I can live a normal life and I’ll seem even less suspicious to my neighbours when I bring in tons of food and never leave my home. Now, I look like I have a roommate. Well, I suppose I do… now. At first I thought they wanted to take you away from me. I thought they were after you in the same way I was… but when I realised they weren’t only seeking your heart… but mine as well, how could I be upset? They love me more than I love them and I feel like I love you the way they love me. I understand their pain. I understand their feelings and I’m ready to accept. What a funny situation we’ve gotten ourselves into. Truth be told, maybe it’s the fact that they’re always around, but I think I love them too. Not in the same way I love you, but perhaps even just as much.... Though if you think for one moment, that I’m going to stop loving you, and you think I’m going to let you leave us, you’re dead fucking wrong. I’m so happy we’ve found each other, because now we both get to love you.  (I feel like I want to try a poly relationship some day, but I don't know how it'll go. Also someone wrote me this idea but it disappeared so I didn't respond to it directly.)

[punkeropercyjackson]

Stop saying Oscar isn't a half white afrolatino and that Yang isn't a butch lesbian they literally look like this

[lexithwrites]

Alex!!!! More jartylus pls

this is probably gonna get long so fair warning lmao i have a lot to say about these three also theres nsfw that i'll highlight in green if you wanna skippp

the main dynamic is regulus is the quiet, sarcastic, well dressed and presentable one, james is the smart, athletic, cocky and hyper one and then barty is like,,,,the rat that they pet and feed

they live in a three bedroom house but interchange where they all sleep in case one of them wants time alone or they each need their seperate beds

barty is the clingiest out of them all and will beg to snuggle into someone's bed every single night, he also has night terrors when he sleeps alone so he hates it

james gets up the earliest for a run and to get the others breakfast and he knows their orders by heart

barty is the gamer of the three but he'll convince james to play and sometimes regulus will play COD with them, he prefers rpgs

regulus is a bit of a neat freak and HATES the idea of getting sick or breaking a bone, his worst fear is going to the hospital

james is the clumsiest purely because he gets distracted easily and the other two bought him plastic cups and plates just incase

barty goes by he/they, james is he/him and reg is he/him and transmasc

the bedroom dynamic changes a lot but reg is mostly bottom, he'll sometimes peg the other two when he feels like it but a lot of the time he just likes watching them suck the strap

in college reg studied english lit and ancient history, james studied business and music and barty didn't go to college

regulus will always be a grumpy barista to me im sorry its the only career path he has

james is a graphic designer for a logo company and he also does some lil things on the side maybe a patreon for fanart? i can see him being artsy

barty is a either a bartender or a line cook, nothing else

barty and james try to out dom/top each other a lot

their sleeping arrangement is regulus in the middle, james closest to the door since he wakes up first and barty near the wall

when one of them is away for some reason like visiting family or away for work (james is usually away for work if thats the case) then the other two smother each other they hate when their third is gone

because of being on t regulus' sex drive sky rockets a lot so he initiates more than people expect and neither of his boyfriends are complaining

id say the highest sex drive is barty, then reg, then james

barty is the fighter, regulus is the talker and james is the deescalater when it comes to confrontation

their date nights are usually at home because going out to dinner means one person sits alone unless theres a circle booth and they cant have that

they share clothes CONSTANTLY they dont organise their wardrobe but regulus does seperate underwear and socks, thats where he draws the line

james and barty tend to just make out a lot when they're bored or give each other handjobs

james also has a BIG oral fixation so my man is sucking dick and eating out whenever he gets a chance

barty's fav position is doggy, reg's is riding and james' is reverse cowgirl and they all love missionary

they live in brighton and go for walks across the beach weekly (barty hates going outside so reg and james drag them out)

barty is a boxer and i will die on that hill, he taught james how to box and they just started teaching reg and turns out reg has a lot of pent up aggression he needs to let out

james is a crier after sex, he just has a lot of emotions

barty is obsessed with having their hair played with, tugged, messed up all of it, he'll melt in his partners arms when they do that

regulus doesnt own any oversized stuff its all his boyfriends clothes

james and barty both love watching the other fuck reg and just sitting back and stroking themselves to it

when regulus is feeling horny he starts kissing his boyfriends necks and putting his hands in their underwear

james loves taking the others to new coffee or bubble tea shops he finds when he goes on his runs

they go clubbing somewhat frequently and regulus 100% white girl dances im sorry he just does and his boyfriends love it

they put each other's eyeliner on when they go out too

james tans easily, barty doesn tan or burn and regulus just burns so he sits under a huge umbrella with factor 50 on

barty calls james daddy to wind him up (it turns him on he'll just never admit it)

regulus' favourite pet name is baby (james) and trouble (barty)

barty's favourite pet name is love (regulus) and brat (james)

james' favourite pet name is bub (regulus) and hot stuff (barty)

no one @ me about those fucking nicknames okay just let me have this

[cypher-gay1]

Poly fantasies

- to be the househusband for them all

- to wake up everyday and just get covered in kisses and I am just there all melted

- to give them all an equal amount of love

- to look after them and be spoiled by them

- to all be happy

- to wake up to texts from them all , missing me or sending me good morning texts and I instantly responded to them all with the appropriate answer

- I only exist for them. That's my purpose to be their doll. To be their property. To be their darling

[girlypopz123]

Poly people acting like theyre oppressed is so funny

[friendball-irl]

I JUST REALIZED THAT MY PFP HAS THE COLORS OF THE DEMIROMANTIC FLAG HELL YEAH

[fitpacbo]

I love the idea of Fit specifically being so giddy from the idea of having boyfriends that he can’t believe it. He has to keep repeating it to himself over and over again and even then he’s still sometimes unsure if this is all just a dream

[glitchneedles]

ɢᴏᴅ ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ɪ ᴀᴍ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘʟᴇɴᴛʏ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʜᴀʜᴀ ɪᴛꜱ ꜱᴏ ᴀᴡꜰᴜʟ. ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴋɪꜱꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ɢᴏ.

[nychthemeron-rants]

Dunmeshi really said "the sapphics can have a little fan service. As a treat"

[lazer-t]

Low-poly doberman stickers are now available in my BigCartel store

These come in a non-holo variant and a holographic variant, the holographic variant has a cracked glass holo effect

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