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Are you running for office in a city like NYC? Do I have practical fixes for you, that I personally would like to see implemented!
Requisite needle and med drop off at every pharmacy and hospital
Covered benches at every bus stop
Compost drop off at every subway
Free public transit
Painted curb no parking at bus stops
Painted curb no parking fire hydrant
Libraries open 24/7
More public restroom (business incentives for public restrooms)
More public transit stops and shorter time between pick ups
Free healthcare
Free college courses, only pay for use of credit towards degree
Required narcan and cpr training for all able tax payers
Landlord penalization for extended vacancies on residential and business properties
Extended park hours
Better street lighting
Better park lighting
All public resources in multiple languages available digitally and physically
365 KN95 masks and 52 covid tests to each resident of the city delivered annually for free. Additional available upon request.
Free handbook on waste disposal and recycling updated yearly and mailed to all addresses, additional available upon request
Green energy is standard for all electric and gas companies, with no up-charge for converting from traditional energy offering
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#us president#president donald trump#former president#president obama#presidents#political office#mullets#JFK#ronald reagan#abraham lincoln#george w bush#hair dos#too funny#bill clinton#rock it#way cooler#american president#funny#funny post#lol#lmao#funny memes#merica#political humor#politics#we are the people#funny meme#john f kennedy
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Biden Administration Warns Turkey Against Hosting Hamas Leaders
Biden Administration’s Warning to Turkey Over Hamas Leadership The Biden administration has issued a stern warning to Turkey regarding its potential hosting of Hamas leadership members. This comes in light of reports indicating that several senior figures from Hamas left Qatar for Ankara just last week. When questioned about the claims that Turkey was providing sanctuary to the political wing of…
#Biden administration#ceasefire negotiations#Gaza conflict#Hamas#Ismail Haniyeh#Israel#political office#Qatar#Recep Tayyip Erdogan#Saleh al-Arouri#Turkey#warning
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“My vote doesn’t matter (so I’m gonna sit it out/vote third party/put a write-in protest vote)!”
Unfriendly reminder that Al Gore only lost Florida (and subsequently the entire 2000 election) by only 537 votes. Your vote absolutely fucking matters.
If y’all really, truly don’t want Trump/Republicans back in control than you better get out and vote down the ballot, especially if you live in an even remotely purple/swing state.
The MAGA voters will absolutely get out and vote, don’t let them out-do you.
#the defeatist bullshit I’ve seen on the left is goddamn exhausting#vote blue#get out and vote#LESS THAN 600 VOTES WOULD’VE SAVED US FROM BUSH BEING IN OFFICE#vote biden#fuck trump#fuck the gop#us politics
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Charles whose dad smashed his cassette tape with a hammer learns to navigate the backpack cause, like, he needs to be useful, yeah?
and this way Charles has everything Edwin needs, and if Edwin gets sick of him he’ll just.. he doesn’t know what he’ll do.
but then Edwin gets the record player.
he suggests, tentatively, that Charles might play some of his “queen” if he liked. after all, if they are to haunt potential realtors away from their new office, they may as well entertain themselves.
so they take turns, switching out; edwin likes opera. he shows Charles how to waltz, chiding Charles to stop looking at his feet til they’re gliding, whirling around like they’re in the movies. Edwin’s smile is small and pleased and lovely. (Charles attempt to get Edwin to headbang along to queen results in a sort of awkward rhythmic nodding. Charles loves him so much he could die again.)
And, like. Edwin doesn’t like clutter. he doesn’t bother with the random tidbits ghosts give them for solving cases.
until now, apparently.
now he comes back from trading at the goblin market with little useless things—a cursed rubix cube, records from bands Charles mentioned years ago.
Charles is so busy trying to subtly read his book on Edwardian courting rituals (disguised by Nikos discreet manga covers) that he doesn’t realize what Edwin’s set down in front of him. he stares at Edwin’s spiky handwriting, the tidy numbered list.
“I thought, perhaps, that we might—start a new tradition.”
Charles blinks, eyes stinging. “Mate, did you.. make me a mixtape?”
“Crystal assisted me, and while she was absolutely insuffer—“ Edwin staggers, catching him with a surprised little noise.
“I love you so much,” Charles says, muffled into his throat. “You’re my favorite person. I love you so much it hurts, sometimes.”
“Yes,” Edwin says softly, hands curling around his waist. He takes Charles weight like it’s nothing. “I believe I know the feeling.”
this is a longer fic on ao3 now!
#charles rowland#payneland#dbda#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles is not allowed to come to the goblin market because he’s too nice & can’t haggle. also if Old Lady Troutbucket flirts with Charles#One More Time edwin will not be held responsible for his actions.#also. one of the things Charles gets Edwin for his birthday is a proper library card. Edwin checks things out at night so people don’t see#floating books. the librarians have a running joke that a very polite ghost is taking their missing books <3#anyways. thinking about Charles who couldn’t leave shit out or else it’s get smashed or binned#slowly starting to leave his things around the office. Edwin taking cases with dumb rewards because Charles looked excited about them etc
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me at the pearly gates: heyyy god
god: okay so look it's really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read fanfiction where celebrated 1840s naval officer james fitzjames is tenderly forcibly feminised by his even more decorated naval superior francis rawdon moira crozier specifically wherein the latter's dick does not work because they are both in the middling stages of scurvy like that's the only thing
me: okay listen 🤦
#the terror#posting this and washing my hands of any chance of running for any sort of political office ever
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So with the growing support behind Kamala Harris, I've been seeing more of THESE:
Do NOT pay them any attention.
Not only are these posts incredibly ignorant, narrow minded and naive....if we lose our rights how can we help the seas abroad?? I ask this because I NEVER get a concrete answer.
Kamala Harris is PRO-Palestine whereas Trump said he would "finish the job".
So between an Accomplished Attorney NOT COP who jailed pieces of gutter shit like Donald Trump or a Convicted Felon known for being a scammer, failed businessman and rapist; pick your poison.
#anti trump#fuck trump#anti maga#fuck maga#fuck republikkkans#anti republikkkans#politics#kamala harris#pro harris#pro kamala harris#vote harris#vote blue#vote democrat#get out the vote#go vote#election 2024#please vote#voting is important#voting matters#non anime#like i can NOT BELIEVE people want to GAMBLE letting that orange fucker BACK in office??#how IGNORANT AND NARROW MINDED CAN YOU BE???#like YES the palestine genocide is horrifice BUT if he gets back in office we'll have a genocide on OUR OWN SIDE#like for example trump wants to close down the pandemic preparedness office AGAIN.#do you KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL DIE!?!?
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sisko: *sigh* against my will and for complicated political reasons I am sent to save your sorry cardassian ass yet again. just get in the fucking car already pls
gul dukat: there's a hidden meaning in that! the usurper of terok nor obviously desires me carnally
#star trek#star trek ds9#ds9#benjamin sisko#gul dukat#'really captain this is quite pathetic -- you don't need to go to all this trouble to get my attention ;) just offer me my office back'#sisko stares into the camera with real but understated suffering b/c that's what happens to a person dealing with dukat#poor sisko. he's trying to have one (ONE) nice uninterrupted date with kasidy and he gets sent to bail dukat out AGAIN#nightmare assignment#gul dukat is the political cockroach of the alpha quadrant and now we all have to live with it for seven seasons
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Guilliman in 30K: *Is bright eyed and hopeful, genuinely believes he can help lead humanity to prosperity, is very proud and vocal about his home Macragge*
Guilliman in 40K:
#warhammer 40k#primarchs#roboute guilliman#warhammer meme#shitpost#in 30K robu is the type of guy to very firmly but also politely decline a cigarette offered to him before going on say how smoking kills#in 40K bobby g's office permanently smells like cigarettes
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Change is incremental, but something CHANGED today. You weren’t sure about voting for Biden? You don’t have to anymore! And now is the time to RALLY. The world is fucked up, but letting Trump win will not lead to the political revolution we’re waiting for. Wake up.
Im gonna vote for Kamala Harris in November because I don’t want a wannabe dictator running our country. Simple as that.
#kamala harris#us news#usa politics#usa president#Joe Biden#us politics#go vote#vote blue#the office of president is corrupt#no such thing as an ethical or morally perfect president#but that’s not gonna IMPROVE with another Trump presidency#hey crazy idea what if we just keep pushing for incremental change what about then#what if instead of giving up when things weren’t perfect we vowed to do better for future generations#I want more from my party and from my leaders#but we don’t have a far left anarchist waiting in the wings. all we’ve got are these fucking moderates.#we’re still doing damage control#and I believe someday we can have the future we dream about.#but not if Trump wins. not if we keep going down this path.#if you didn’t learn that from 2016 then idk what to say
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#capitalism#socialism#democrats#republicans#politics#billionaire#instagram#usa#europe#the office#quotes
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#politics#uspol#trump#donald trump#GET FUCKED LOSER#you know what else scans?#KEEP THIS DIPSHIT OUT OF OFFICE
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#elon musk#donald trump#the office#us politics#american politics#twitter#tweets#tweet#meme#memes#funny#lol#humor
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Listen, he's a complicated guy who's busy contemplating the minutia of death cult office politics. Babygurl doesn't have time to kiss.
#durgetash#bg3#baldur's gate 3#the dark urge#enver gortash#durge#my art#Listen#he's a complicated guy who's busy contemplating the minutia of death cult office politics#no kiss
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it really just strikes me how many americans are just.. selfish. how many simply dont care about anyone but themselves. sure trump will cause so so much harm to so so many people, but im not one of them, and he says he'll fix the one thing that does affect me, so of course ill vote for him. sure trump is really bad, but harris isnt perfect, so of course i just wont vote at all. trump and harris are the same, so of course ill vote third party
#us politics#us elections#'but the economy-' shut the fuck up about the economy u dont kno shit abut the economy#if trump does what hes promised to do i promise u the economy Will get worse#'but gaza-' i shouldnt have to fucking explain to u again how trump will be far worse for palestine than anything harris could do in office#its not even trump too. we might have a gop trifecta on our hands. a literal worse case scenario#i kno its not officially over. but its really not looking good
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