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Vote Buying Scandal Mars Bayelsa and Kogi Elections
In a disheartening turn of events during the Bayelsa State gubernatorial election, vote-buying allegations surfaced, revealing a troubling scenario of voters being directed by individuals to a designated area for settlements after casting their votes. The situation escalated as some police officers were reportedly present at the polling unit, adding to the concerns about the integrity of the…
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#Ballot Vetting#Bayelsa State#Credibility Concerns.#ELECTORAL PROCESS#Financial Inducement#GUBERNATORIAL ELECTION#KOGI STATE#Police Presence#Political Agents#VOTE BUYING#Voter Corruption
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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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I'm sure it's only a coincidence that a few days after Putin says Biden "needs to be undermined from the left" to help Trump win, noted Russian agent Jill Stein, who the Kremlin already extensively promoted in 2016 in the successful effort to hurt HRC, and who already endorsed fellow pro-Russian tankie Cornel West, jumps back into the 2024 race as the "Green Party candidate" talking about how "the two-party system has failed us."
For the love of fuck, let's not do this again.
#hilary for ts#politics for ts#kinda hoped she was dead ngl#can we upfront demystify the notion that she is anything except a russian agent trying to help trump win again#because yeah#putin understands exactly how to manipulate the american left and does so extensively#and they take the bait every time#which is why it is such a low-risk high-reward strategy for him#but as we know#fascism and genocide Good as long as an Anti Western person does it!!!!1
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THIS WEEK, WASHINGTON’S top Israel lobby is rallying its supporters to go to Capitol Hill and falsely claim to lawmakers that people aren’t starving in Gaza and Israel isn’t blocking aid shipments, according to talking points obtained by the American Prospect.
Israel has led a brutal siege on Gaza since Oct. 7, when Hamas killed 1,139 Israelis and kidnapped more than 200. More than 31,000 Palestinians have been killed, 2 million have been internally displaced, and hundreds of thousands are at imminent risk of famine, according to the United Nations.
The powerful lobbying group American Israel Public Affairs Committee, or AIPAC, is working to maintain support for Israel’s war, amid increased protests and public outcry. This week, AIPAC convened in Maryland for its annual policy conference, which it uses to marshal its donors and supporters to serve as a grassroots lobbying army in the halls of Congress.
The Prospect obtained a copy of AIPAC’s talking points for supporters heading to the Hill — and they are extreme, to say the least. The documents instruct supporters to claim that “reports that people are starving in Gaza are false,” and say that “Israel is not blocking the delivery of aid to Gaza.”
The AIPAC talking points additionally claim that Hamas wants people to believe Gazans are starving in order to “exert pressure” on Israel, and argues the “United States must not fall into Hamas’ trap.”
These claims from AIPAC are false. Gazans are starving on a massive, unprecedented scale. According to the United Nations, 2.2 million Palestinians in Gaza — almost the entire population of the region — are facing “crisis or worse levels of food insecurity.” Half a million of those included in that figure face “catastrophic” levels of food insecurity.
The Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC) — a leading food security analysis and advocacy group — classifies the Gaza Strip as being in Phase 4 “Emergency” status food insecurity, with a high risk of imminent famine conditions.
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Law and Chopper as Brazilian doctors!
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#BRart#brazilian artist#brazil#trafalgar one piece#one piece#trafalgar law#law#law one piece#one piece law#Trafalgar D. Water Law#tony tony chopper#chopper#one piece chopper#op chopper#op law#hongo#marco the phoenix#dr kureha#dr hiriluk#context for non brazilians! SUS is the brazilian universal health care system#chopper and law are wearing the vest some healthcare agents use#viva o sus is a political statement used to praise the universal health care#we say this because many politicians and far-right actvists try to destroy this#oh! and they are eating pastel and caldo de cana#traditional food! hihi
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#pickle talks#for the fbi agent watching#hi I Don't Ever Post About Politics#Why Would I EVER Post About Politics#This Ain't Relevant To Current Events At All
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Enforce the Law:
Aileen Cannon, a Trump appointee who has delayed Trump's trial indefinitely, must go.
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So theres an arc I have where 4 becomes the new captain while 3s down after the Biggest Run, right. The Cap4 arc focuses on 4s efforts to investigate the strange changes happening to the salmonid migration patterns via infiltrating Grizzco.
Epic the musical’s songs are one HELL of a way to tell the tale, even if its not one to one!! Since the Wisdom saga releases in 3 days Im going to be drawing up one scene per song and how it would play out in the Cap4 arc :)
#I womt be able to finish this before the saga drops btw whsbshd. I can only draw at most 1 saga per day….#splatoon#epic the musical#splatoon fanart#agent 4#marie cuttlefish#splatoon oc#splatoon promo kids#(that is cuttlefsh there gang ahsbsh)#salmonid#Im ill over how warrior of the mind is literally 4 and Marie!!!#character design#oc#original character#I love you Polites and despite you dying in the og youre gonna live in sploonworld#BC I DONT WANT TO PUT A DEATH UNDER 4S COMMAND. NOT EVEN 3 HAS THAT.#ik everyones excited for grandfest but man#MAN EPIC THE MUSICAL!!!!!
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Couldn't stop thinking about Spies Are Forever since seeing it live in London sooo
I figured out what specific time window it's set in!
We know that at the start of the show Cynthia is on the phone with Nixon and refers to him as Vice President
Weeellll thanks to my partner laughing their ass off when I showed them and them then questioning the historical accuracy of the joke, we then looked when/if Richard Nixon ever was Vice president
And he was! Under Dwight D. Eisenhower, whose presidency ran from january 20 1953 - january 20 1961
(This might be common knowledge, but I'm not american so whooo to me for learning something new)
JFK was elected right after, which is in line with the historical accuracy of saf, since at the end of the show, we again see Cynthia at the phone, this time with President Kennedy
Here's a nice chart for better visualisation:
Also! In the first phonecall she has with Nixon, she refers to an election he lost!
(Again very well may be common knowledge, but my non-american ass doesn't know SHIT)
So to my partner: Spies Are Forever is wonderfully historically accurate :)
To everyone else: the play takes place over 5-6 days, so using the 20th of january as point zero, with a margin of ± 6 days, we can say that the main plot of Spies Are Forever takes place sometime between january 14 1961 and january 26 1961!
Tl;dr Spies Are Forever takes place over the course of 5-6 days between January 14 1961 - January 26 1961
#watch my non-american ass learn about cold war politics because of this fuckass (lovingly) musical#spies are forever#saf#tcb spies are forever#tcb saf#saf tcb#tin can bros#spies are forever london#american politics#cynthia houston#ILY CYNTHIA RAAAAH#agent curt mega
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did this instead of working on my past due art projects
^ this is what it’s in reference to btw please do not take this seriously 😭😭😭😭
#tw politics#election 2024#vflower#vocaloid#scourge#warrior cats#lammy#um jammer lammy#parappa the rapper#morag ladair#xenoblade#xc2#pom pom#honkai star rail#mizuki akiyama#pjsk#agent 4#splatoon#n pokemon#multifandom#shitpost#ermmmmmmm anyways back to your regularly scheduled programming……#I’ll post more mizuena soon
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Elections • A. Hotchner
A/n: this is self indulgent and heavily politically charged. I need to get how I’m feeling out in one way or another. So. …
There was only one thing you didn’t want to wake up to today. Weeks of going out and spreading the word. Hours of pacing, worry, anxiety, fear, filling you from the tips of your toes to the halo a top your head.
Election Day had never been this difficult. Usually you could see a light at the end of the tunnel but not this time. This time it felt like you were going to wake up drowning if the wrong side won.
Aaron was working. He had to be. You were home alone, everything spotless thanks to the anxious cleaning you did.
He’d been keeping tabs, knowing how much this was getting to you. You’d cried into his arms a few times already so it was no wonder that he was trying to get home to you now.
Because the first thing you and all Americans did the second they woke up was check the polls. 209 - 277.
He won.
Again.
Bile immediately grew in your throat, barely making it to the bathroom before it came out of your mouth. Retching with fear, anger and anxiety.
This meant horrible things. That you, a woman, were going to be the target of negativity for at least the next four years.
Your phone was ringing but it wasn’t audible over the higher pitch in your ear. The news wasn’t on and you were so glad it wasn’t because what exactly would that pull from you?
More tears? Screams?
It felt like hours you’d sat there on the tile floor, eyes starting to burn and thoughts running back and forth.
Leaving was always an option. But maybe not when your husband worked for the government.
Sterilization, except you were 34 and have no biological kids.
Abstaining, the most likely option at the moment but you’d miss the way Aaron held you before, during and after.
You didn’t hear the key in the door downstairs or the footsteps cracking the wood of the steps. The only sign someone was home was the bathroom light flicking on and the LED lights replacing the small bit of natural sunlight to hit your eyes.
“Oh sweetheart…” Aaron’s voice was so soft and warm it immediately brought another strong wave of tears out.
For you, for any possible child you’d have, your friends. Everything.
“I know…” he held you to his chest, knowing… knowing there was little he could do now. That anyone could do.
It took a small while before you got a calm spot. Eyes too tired to create anymore.
“Let’s get you up.” His voice gentle as he flushed the puke that still sat in the toilet and helped you up. Your body was numb.
Both from your emotions and position.
“We’ll figure something out.” He tried to make you feel better but how could he? How? You felt like someone shot you dead without ever pulling an actual trigger.
“You can’t.” Your voice raspy and full of congestion.
“Like hell I can’t. We are going to figure this out. As a couple. As a family, a country. We. Will fix this. And I would burn anything down that tried to get to you.” His voice was so firm, so full of his own fear for you that it made your heart lurch.
“This is just day one of a fight. I have no right to tell you this, but today you mourn, and tomorrow, if you can, you get back out there and you fight as hard as you have to. And i will have your back.”
“We all will.”
“Don’t do that. I am SO angry Aaron. I want to fight NOW.”
You take a breath.
“I want to scream and cry and get into a fight with everyone that voted the way they did. It’s like I have a huge bag of flames in my stomach that I want to spit out at anyone I talk to…”
“Everyone. I’m angry.”
I’m not even gonna promo down here or tag anyone. I’m just so devastated and wish I had this.
#aaron hotchner#aaron hotch x reader#aaron hotch hotchner#aaron hotch imagine#Hotchner#agent hotchner#hotchner x reader#hotchner x you#criminal minds#political#forewarning.
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#us politics#donald trump#trump assassination attempt#fbi agent this is a joke#had to include the classic
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I so, so badly want to high five Kamala for successfully baiting Trump into the 'mY cRoWdS aRe BiGgEr!' rant. He's so mad.
Y'all, what if we are living in the good timeline where Trump gets so mad at being owned on live television while he yell-spits about immigration for the 18th time in 6 minutes that he literally has a rage-induced heart attack on stage? Can you imagine?
#apollo hit me with that fucking dodgeball#i am wearing my glasses and you can throw it straight at my face i don't care#it'd be worth it#anyway ✨manifesting ✨#to the fbi agent in my computer (assuming you guys aren't busy being mad trump called you frauds): for legal reasons this is a joke#us politics#presidential debate
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Just want y'all to know I am thinking about Ashley Graham one day giving a moving speech at an event (maybe a BSAA thing, maybe a Tera Save or equivalent) talking about the importance of fighting bioterrorism and talking about her own experiences with it for the first time publically.
She is not a gifted orater by nature. She practiced a lot, she spent a lot of time planning it and getting assistance from speech writers to help her write it (because she cares so much about making sure it has the right impact/she is conveying the meaning she wants to say). So many hours practicing. It is clear she is nervous and she stumbles over it, especially the parts that are emotional (maybe she is speaking about some current event, or perhaps this is some kind of fundraising or awareness press event). The parts about Spain are hard for her to get through because she is doing her best to make sure people understand how dangerous/how important it is to support anti-bioterroism efforts.
But even though it is not as polished as Ashley wanted it to be, it is a damn good speech. Because she is honest and passionate and she clearly means every word she says. When she is done, she gets thunderous applause. That almost sends her into tears again.
This is what starts her anti-bioterrorism career. She tackles more of the political side as a great spokesperson. She continues on to become involved in multiple organizations. Maybe she even ends up in congress on a special committee.
#I am making ashley a figurehead in anti bioterrorism circles#i think it is fanon that she becomes an agent but I like her doing more of the organizational/political stuff more#(because she is already comfortable with the politics stuff thanks to her dad's career-- especially because I am making her hang out at the#white house/withdraw from college for a semester or two after RE4#because Spain was absolutely a life altering event for her#and she needs/deserves some time to process#and honestly I headcanon that Ashley never really new what she was going to do with her life#she was just getting a generic major either business or polysci that would appease her dad/the world#but it didn’t super motivate her... but after Spain? she realizes she wants to help people like Leon)#ashley meets Claire Redfield doing this#which is how she meets Chris#and only then does she realize that they all know Leon later when Leon shows up talking shit to the redfields#ashley graham#resident evil#re stuff#resident evil 4#re4#re4r#resident evil 4 remaks
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AIPAC, a rightwing conservative, quasi-religious, foreign organization, is interfering with U.S. elections and shaping who is and who isn’t a member of Congress.
AIPAC is currently targeting progressives like Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Summer Lee, Jamaal Bowman, Greg Casar, Delia Ramirez, Maxwell Frost, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and others who do not feel beholden to Israel and are sympathetic to Palestinians.
If AIPAC was a super PAC funded by North Korea, or China, or Russia, or Iran—and interfering in elections by financing the campaigns of specific candidates—almost every member of Congress would be freaking out. And rightly so. This is no different.
#politics#aipac#palestine#israel#foreign agents#citizens united#cori bush#jamaal bowman#rashida tlaib#summer lee#ilhan omar#alexandria ocasio cortez#the squad#foreign lobbyists#lobbyists#election interference#election integrity#bribery
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#dank memes#funny post#meme#dank#funny#funny pics#silly#funny pictures#dankest memes#humor#politics#fbi agent
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