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Monaco next and I know I should be excited for Charles' home race but after what's happened to him in the last SIX Monaco GPs I've just entered a state of existential dread that won't vanish until he crosses the line next Sunday
#The worst thing is that historically the Slap Of Fate TM comes at any point in the race weekend#a grid penalty for impeding#pole but crashing#a gearbox fail#mechanical issues#double-stacking both drivers#f1#charles leclerc#just ONE normal race#ONE please#my post#monaco gp 2024
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i think larry butz could defeat kristoph due to his power of being in the center of consant chaos yet being 100% uneffected. phoenix is in the centre of a whirlpool - larry, the eye of a storm
kristoph couldnt even touch larry he tries to poison his food larry trips the food flies out onto his canvas, larry is now inspired and makes money off of new art
if phoenix gets shot, he just kinda shrugs it off. kristoph hires sniper for larry? he ducks down to look @ a worm at just the right time, the bullet somehow rickoshets, hitting the sniper's gun
larry defeats kristoph by being such a force of chaos, that kristoph cannot predict 1 single thing larry does. tries to hire assiassin - honeypot special, for the first time in his life larry has sworn of romantic or sexual relationships to focus on himslef
also... i think phoenix should have sicced larry on kristoph to defeat him... the perfect plan.
#ace attorney#ace attorney 4 spoilers#larry butz#phoenix wright#kristoph gavin#THE THING TO UNDERSTAND#is that phoenix and larry are both lucky/unlucky#but in different ways!#larry's in wrong place wrong time wrong life#but he is untouched#a car crash behind him#the car somehow bounces over his head perfectly#phoenix meanwhile is just nigh invunrable#litterally gets hit by a car#sent 30ft headfirst into a pole and has only a spraind ankle#two different types of chaos-luck#and THATS why they're buds
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Your art is BEAUTIFUL. Big fan of your characterizations and posing. :)
If you need requests—my favorite LU character is Four!
Four!!! He's one of my favourite's too! Also, thank you for your kind words <3
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu four#lu#apologies for this taking a while#my phone got ran over by a dozen trucks#then the power was out for a day cos someones drove into a pole#then i lost a couple hours of progress on majoras mask cos it crashed and i was sad#but i made it out ALIVE!!#I will be drawing him more (in better shading) in the future!#cheatsyy#my art
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Drive To Survive Season 5 Episode 7
In addition :)
#iii haven't moved on sooo 🫶#lestappen#charles leclerc#max verstappen#f1#monaco gp 2022#dts#*#**#this was right after max having had to abort his (potential) pole lap bc of checo’s crash and qualified only p4#he was so so pissed and then he saw this guy who was only 6 points behind him in wdc who had just put it on pole IN MONACO#and he went but BUT i need to squeeze his neck pat his back give him a big big smile before i go back to sulk in my own garage#he was literally insane for this
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#busy checking on the favorite daughter even though Jorge also crashed and pecco was on pole#enjoy my shitty editing#motogp
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"lando is a bottler" this and "lando has a huge ego" that and we're conveniently forgetting THE biggest bottler (in the low pole/win rate sense) with a big ass mf ego that is charles fucking leclerc??
#f1#formula 1#ln4#i feel like that one tiktok audio#do you know you have thirty minutes#most lando antis are either just lecfosi or lestappies and that says a lot#like i'm sorry shouldn't you be more concerned about your driver that has a shit pole/win rate#who is just mid and crashes a lot with no reason as to why#but they're too busy blaming ferrari for their driver's lack of competence#anti leclerc#i am a little hater at heart and that's okay
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Crawling back out of the depths to draw four ears himself, Clover! 🦭 @journey-to-the-au
#journey to the au#Four eared Clover#HES SO SILLY#i relate to him not gonna lie!#LOCKS MY JAW IN. CLOVER I HEAR?#crashes into 13 poles with my car#OH MY GOD ITS HIM#four ears... cries... sniffles...#1 2 3 4.. 4 ears!?#four ears best ears!#OHHHHHH I JUST WANNA HOLD HIM#HES SO SWEETY#spring coded
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Tissot Sprint, Aragon GP 2024
#marc’s times on lap 2-7 of the sprint would’ve still gotten him pole during qualifying lmao!#two of jorge's laps under pedro's q2 time too marc was onto something when he told jorge he'd probably have set a better time in q2#if he hadn't crashed in the beginning#no one outside the top 3 did any 1’47 laps although enea as usual had great late race pace#marc had eased off by lap 8 as well with the almost 4 second lead he'd built by then#mm93#motogp#aragon gp#finally wrote my proposal i'd been procrastinating yesterday night i have nothing to do all day today 🥳
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looks like whatever witchcraft valentino rossi did on his children only lasted till the end of qualy…
#all of them(except franky) had to pay for the consequences of his witchcraft#bezz crashed#pecco wasted his pole and the gap in championship increased#luca and his honda failures#franky clearly is the favourite child after this#hope u learned ur lesson valentino rossi#valentino rossi#pecco bagnaia#marco bezzecchi#franky morbidelli#luca marini#motogp#noori talks
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i've gone on an hours long bender consisting of ogling at every balloon flown in the Macy's Parade and need everyone to look at this 1938 photograph of the Ferdinand the Bull balloon. doesn't it make you so at ease.
#fun fact because it was the 20s/early 30s they thought it would be a brilliant idea to release the balloons into the air when they were done#which certainly didn't result in a near plane crash as one pilot tried to catch a balloon and went into a tailspin#i know it's too easy a compulsion to be like 'lol idiots what were they THINKING back then' but truly. why#if i was a kid at the parade and saw Felix the Cat float up to the high heavens never to return i most certainly would have thrown a fit#not to mention releasing a 50 foot rubber balloon rogue is probably not smart! tasty chemicals burning into the air when a balloon crashes#nd burns into a telephone pole#(Felix didn't die both of the aforementioned incidents are two separate--yet cat themed!--balloons)
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my absolute fave thing to read in punkflower fics is lovesick puppy hobie brown
cool-as-a-cucumber hobie overthinking miles' every move, leaving lingering touches on him, longing glances thrown his way
certified BAMF hobie hanging by a doorway or window just a second too long before leaving miles
"skinny-hot" hobie refusing to believe someone as ✨️cool✨️ as miles would be into someone like him
badass punk hobie just yearning and pining and practically draping himself all over miles in desperate attempts but then pulling back all scared when anyone even hints that they should get together
god, i need pining lovesick loser hobie like AIR rn 😭
#mine#punkflower#spiderverse#can yall tell i am Not Normal rn#COOL HOT BADASS FUNNY HOBIE JUST!! *clenches fist* JUST!!! just fuckin swooning#like a victorian lady whenever miles does Anything#i mean do yall SEE the way he pays attention to and looks at miles in the movie?#i am unwell. i will never be able to emotionally recover from this#just... god. i love it#hobie brown spider punk just trailing after miles#joking with him and wrapping him up in all of the clothes he can manage to bring#practically screaming silently for miles' attention at every moment#showing off a lil bit when theyre swinging#dont get me wrong hobie is a very very cool guy. when miles isnt there#miles: shows up#hobie: immediately turns into the worlds biggest clumsiest clown to ever exist#miles: smiles#hobie: crashes into 2 walls a telephone pole and falls over a fence#bonus points if miles literally has zero clue the entire time#bc like obviously miles KNOWS hobie is ridiculously hot. this is canon#but SURELY someone like hobie has nooooo interest in him whatsoEVER right guys? …right? ahaha#IDIOTS the both of them#idiots in love#this is a trope i will never tire of ever#also the skinny-hot comment is a reference to the official atsv script#LOOK IT UP IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY#it is filled to brim with homosexuality and plenty of funny ass lines of miles being jealous#but miles my boy. my baby boy#look at me#you need not be jealous of hobie. YOURE the one in the middle of the love triangle NOT GWEN
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Peter: Isn't it amazing! Seven continents, eight billion people on the planet and a whole lifetime of choices and possible outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this particular moment... it had to be you stuck in the bathroom I walked into so I could pull this pole out of my thigh!
Tony: HOW ARE YOU STILL TALKING!? HOW ARE YOU BREATHING!? HOW ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS SHIT ON THE SPOT, WHILE YOU HAVE A POLE IN YOUR THIGH!?
Peter: It's a gift
Tony: WE ARE LEAVING! NOW!
Peter: I am gonna tell everyone you were stuck in a public bathroom, you know that right?
Tony: *sarcastic* What bathroom? You think I use a public bathroom? Me? You're delusional from the blood loss kid
Peter: No I'm not!
Tony: But no one will believe you
Peter: you sick son of a bitch
#this post was a rollercoaster ride#but I stand by it#Peter would do anything to distract Tony from the fact he has a pole in his thigh#amd would most definitely use Tony Stark getting stuck in a public toilet as leverage#what was Tony doing in a public toilet?#that is a story for another time#but it may end in him crash landing right outside it#and panicking that someone followed him#so he went in and the lock jammed#but he can't yell for help#because goddamnit Peter! Tony Stark does not use public toilets!#I will never recover from this if it gets out!#tony stark#peter parker#marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect tony stark#incorrect tony stark quotes#incorrect peter parker quotes#incorrect peter parker#incorrect marvel#irondad#incorrect marvel quotes#textpost#funny#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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OSCAR POLE OSCAR POLE OSCAR POLE !!!!!!11!1!1!1!!
OSCAR POLE!!!!!!
i will never shut up about this. never never never
#him!!!!!#oscaaaaarrrrr#my beloved#my dear boy#love love love him#so much happiness in my body#gaaaaaaahhhhhhhh#like always im taking the pressure of and saying that i’m proud no matter what happens next#doesn’t matter to me if he crashes into the wall in the first corner#even taking pole is enough to make me so so happy#just go out there and have fun baby<333#asks!#anon!
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do you think the first time nolan ever experienced a hug was on earth.
#rides away on a motorcycle but im not looking and immediately crash into a telephone pole.#invincible#willow whispers
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the scene where percy drives out of the casino is an instant classic, they didn't have to make it that long but i'm so glad they did.
#the fucking honking#the fucking look exchanged with annabeth before slowly crashing the car's side into the wall#the fucking knocking the poles one by one#i was on the floor#percy jackon and the olympians#percy series#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians
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Please save me, I'm reading a reddit thread about Seb vs Max(bcs Tost said he thought Seb would win out), and none of these people know how good Seb was in his prime
#the fucking ignorance in this thread im gonna shoot myself#theyre like:oh he barely won 2010 and 2012#uhhhhh you mean two of the most competitive seasons in history?????????#2010: literally had 5 championship contenders for a while and then still 4 for the closer#^ also tbh its super impressive to me that he was never leading the wdc and still managed to pull it off at the last moment#and 2012 which is regarded as one of if not the best seasons of all time in which there were six different winners in the first six races#i cannot fucking believe i jsut saw a comment basically seb is not as aggressive as max#saying he doesnt have the samw 'step on their neck' mentality as Max does#uh what??????????? im sorry but seb was one of the most ruthless drivers ever and was way more of an asshole abt it. multi-21??????#but fuck. these people dont know him and his wdc years at all 😭😭#still has the record for most poles in a season. is still the youngest wdc and polesitter#got pole and won a race in his 1 ½ season IN AN STR before rbr could even try pulling that off#it just really sucks to me how his flop years have ruined his reputation for some people#yeah ofc he kinda fell off in the latter years of ferrari and amr but that doesnt erase all of his incredible performance in the prior yrs??#like please i beg of you go watch the rbr era years and you will be impressed istg#another stupid argument was saying 'oh he made too many mistakes in 2009 and lost a wdc he couldve won'#first of all that was only his 2½ season and his first season in a top team#and also not all of his dnfs and crashes in that ssn were his fault :/ the car wasnt the most reliable :/#i love max and i think hes probably one of the goats but my god the regency bias is insane#^ and alongside that. oh you point out all Seb's mistakes but completely ignore when max was called the crash kid?? 😭😭#like saying seb lost 2009 due to rookie mistakes...YEAH CAUSE HE WAS ONLY IN HIS 2½ YEAR AS A 21/22 YR OLD#also I think its impossible anyways to say who would win that matchup bcs theyre in completely different eras#seb dominated that v8 era and max dominates this current era. its truly impossible to say bcs they mastered completely dif cars#like whu cant we just say both of them are pretty damn fantastic as rbr golden boys??#anyways. fuck im so irritated right now. this is an affront to my spirit!!!#its really just: say you dont know seb without saying you dont know seb#catie.rambling.txt
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