#pokeMEN

[r0-boat]

Kabu having more stamina than his partner ;) he's athletic and I love old men who fuck like they're starving for it-

OH MY GOD I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING.

Pokemon Kabu NSFW Headcannons

When it comes to libido in general Kabu is more on the lower side. However That doesn't mean he isnt sexual, Oh far from it. Occasionally he will be hungry for you and when he is, You better hold on for dear life. With his stamina he can keep you going for hours then ask for a few more rounds after.

If you are on the younger side he can't help but tease you, saying "And dear I thought you'd be the one leaving me breathless." Kabu maybe a gentleman but he is no gentle man. He is not one to tease you or play with you in any dirty way unless it's to make you feel good. However when it comes to you teasing him it's something he welcomes even if he has to teach you a few lessons later. You can try to tease him but it is very hard to catch this man off guard but that doesn't mean it can't be done. And once that man is flustered he wants you right then and there.

Kabu more on the vanilla side; however, if there is something he likes, he will try it, But he would rather be the one to try it on you. I did say that kabu is a gentleman, and he is... But sometimes, He can't help But pleasure you and tease you just to see your reactions. Just for a little payback, just to see you squirm a little. Every now and then, Kabu will surprise you. He is still a man, and he warns you every now and then. Even though he is a gentleman, he still has his own desires. Sometimes, when you're giving him some water or some tea, he will pull you down, kiss your neck, and whisper about having some fun later.

Kabu really likes kissing you. He likes having his lips on you. No matter where he might be over you, underneath you, on the side of you, or in you, his lips will always find their way to your skin, kissing you softly and telling you how good you feel and how well you're doing.

When he was younger he used to be quite a possessive and jealous man Even though he is quite calmed down and learned how to deal with it he still gets the feeling of tightness inside his heart. Now his possessiveness shows when he wants to mark you in a spot that shows.

Kabu still in fact gets pussy and cock drunk read here for more

He just can't help it when he's really horny he can't stop himself He just wants more and more and more until he satisfied. He is guilty that he could be rather... Overly excited. So please if he becomes too much let him know and he will stop immediately.

He honestly didn't think he would still have it in him.

Treats you gently before he destroys your inside like a wild beast before giving your exhausted body gentle kisses has he runs a bath for you while he does some after sex stretches. How the hell does he still have energy??

You honestly did not know that this older man would be bending you in places that your body had never bent before.

[colresskisser]

i ate ghetsis twice a few weeks ago

just thought i'd post it here

he was delicious

i did finish him but the half way images are the best ones to post

[kataravimes-of-the-shire]

Pokedeck (get it?) for sale on eBay

Vinyl wrapped

[esoanem]

(via @canmom)

the porygon line during different eras of the windows 💾✨

[beardedstudentwolf]

Pokémen hector the haunter

[theonelittlebastard]

I decided to fuse two random Pokémen that I drew from my Pokémon cards

Thoughts?

[gentlerubz]

Guzma trying and failing to zip up his hoodie?

[trafficsafetyunicorn]

@oyveyorthehighway

I was just born, what do I do?

take uquiz to find out which pokémon is your perfect pokématch. base your personality off of that

[clannfearrunt]

You have to name your electric type Pokémon shit like Gyroscope and Lithium Ion and Plutonium 239

[greenstarforce]

More art of my Mew gijinka design for my "Pokemen" AU

[mythicalmewz]

Popplio themed NPTs — requested by @loveologystudies

Names :

Poppy , Pip , Raine , Leo , Lio , Mer , Merline , Bubbles , Oceanic , Polo , Navy , Blues / Bluey , Sean , Sealine , Frillie .

Pronouns :

Bubble/bubbles , soak/soaked , water/waters , sea/lion , pop/popplio , navy/navys , blue/blues , frill/frills .

Titles :

The special sea lion , [prn] who soaks in water , the cutest water type Pokémon , [prn] with water abilities , the cutest sea lion .

[r0-boat]

Heyy, may I request just a grusha x female (or gender neutral if you’d like) reader smut fic? You can do whatever you want with it, creative freedom’s all yours!

🥺🥺 bestie

Creative freedom?! For me??

Don't mind if do!

Warm me please

Cw: cock warming, temperature play ish, Yandere behavior, toxic behavior, stalking, horror

Yuki-onna!Grusha x Gn!reader

Blankets of snow cover the ground, trees covered in frost, twinkling spears of ice dangle from its delicate branches. Beautiful yet harsh; a silent killer for those who do not know the dangers among the seeming pure white.

The wind carries the snowflakes pelting you in the face. You raise your arm in hopes it would stop the onslaught to no avail. Your body screams for warmth but you will yourself to keep going. With each breath you take, the snowfall laced with deadly cold air chokes you. But you had to keep going.

For the thing that lurks in the snow and the blizzard is coming.

Having just escaped your icy prison, you’re on the run. And your captor is chasing you.

And this winterland is his hunting ground. He knows the snowy mountains like the back of his hand.

Your heart stops as the snow fall begins to pick up into a blizzard. The wind whips the snow so hard it’s very difficult to keep moving.

In the howling wind, you hear a crunch, the sound of snow falling onto the ground.

Don't look behind you.

Don't look behind you.

Don't look behind you!

Your curiosity gets the better of you as you slowly turn your head, taking just a glance behind you.

A figure, a silhouette coming for you.

Your heart jumps in your stomach turning fast. The snow is thick and you’re freezing but you force your legs to move hoping that the adrenaline of being caught is enough strength.

However the silhouette is far faster. At first glance it appears so far away but in no time you feel a hand grabbing the back of your throat. Enough strength stopping you dead in your tracks. His voice, his breath, his hand snakes around the front of your throat, you feel as hot breath against your neck. Well it's called fingers dig into your flesh.

"You didn't think I'd catch you did you?"

You try to stifle your crying but it only makes the hand around you tighten.

"Answer me." He whispers in a threatening tone. All you could do is shake your head.

Your answer satisfies him.

"Do you know how dangerous it is out here? You aren't wearing anything you would have froze to death if I hadn't found you." His grip tightens once again. It’s getting harder to breathe. But he doesn't care, lifting you up in his arms. You see his warm smile, his icy blue eyes and his blue hair.

"Let's go home," with no more oxygen you black out.

Only to wake up wrapped in a black blanket on a rug warm fire in the same cabin you tried to escape from. Your head is killing you and your body feels numb as you try to sit up, gazing ideally into the fire. Your body shakes, not because you are cold, but because you notice the metal chain attached to your leg, bolted against a metal plate screwed into the floor. A pair of arms wrap around you.

"I had to. You disobeyed me and escaped, I did this for your own safety."

His fingertips, ice cold, move underneath the yard blanket, caressing your naked skin. You haven't even realize you were naked.

"Stealing my coat and scarf too? I have to admit it looked cute on you, but not when you are 10 ft away from me. You won't be needing them anymore or any clothes for that matter…" The ice demon purrs before grabbing your blanket and ripping it off you. Grusha lifts you with ease, placing you in his lap. It's cold body against your warm one.

"Mmh. Your warm body feels so good. You gave me quite a scare. You felt so cold, as though you were going to die." His breath quickens.

"Don't. Ever do that to me again."

"I'm sorry.” You could only murmur. His eyes widen until he busts out into laughter, a crazed laugh.

"Your pathetic apology isn't enough, my dear. As priceless as it was, I have to punish you." Grusha pulls you closer to him; your back pressing against his bare chest

You feel his cock press against you, naked, it’s the only realization that you aren’t the only one without clothes.

His fingers play with your heated core, cold clashing with warmth, making you squirm, but he holds you in place firmly. He won't let you escape not this time. Not ever.

Besides his inflamed hot cock, his entire body chilling you.

"So warm" Grusha mumbles. Your warm body is intoxicating but it wasn't enough; Grusha needed more. Obsessed with how warm and soft humans are. He craves the heat between your legs. To be inside you and envelop himself in your hot body. To burn himself up in your wet warm walls and fill you with his own warmth.

The ice spirit rocks himself against you, his fingers digging into your thighs. He wraps an arm around your legs, lifting you up, his other hand stroking is cock, maneuvering it underneath you, his tip now prodding you open.

"Fuck…" He mutters, his breath tickling your ear, as his cock finally pushes inside you.

Grusha's breath hitches, his cock is twitching inside you, feeling you squirm in his lap.

"Stop, don’t move…this is supposed to be a punishment. Sit here and keep me warm."

You obey, staying still, his rigid cold body against your soft skin, aching cock deep inside you. Pressing so tightly against you. You could feel every ripple of his muscles.

Your eyes try not to focus on his dick stretching you out and instead focus on the huge scar on his pale skin. Trying not to focus on how close he is to you, his chin resting on your shoulder, his hands all over your chest rubbing your sides, cold fingers tracing over your nipples. His teeth and tongue occasionally nipping and tasting the shell of your ear.

"Your heartbeat… I can feel it; I can hear it.

So alive, so warm. Been so long since I've had one so comforting. Never leave me again."

"Never leave me cold again."

[sol-flo]

if anyone wants to add me on pokemon tcg pocket -> 5250722040408864

[jils-things]

queueing up my memoryshipping gift art made me remember how much i love steven hehe

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

man i just remembered Morty exists

[thingstrumperssay]

I hate it when a Youtuber who isn’t political happens to say something(s) that are right-wing dog whistles or being charitable to the right-wing. (”People are being banned off of Twitter for having opinions” being one of them.)

But I love it when a Youtuber who I’m watching who isn’t political suddenly does something based as hell.

I was watching a video where PM7 donates money for every shiny Pokemon he catches. That charity happens to be The Trevor Project.

The Trevor Project helps LGBT+ people with whatever problems they may be facing in public. They’re mostly a suicide prevention group.

Here’s the link to that video if you’re interested.