#podcast??

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[laurasimonsdaughter]

Perhaps they ought not to have eaten the dragon. There had been people objecting to it at the time. Surely such meat was poisonous. Perhaps it was even an affront, an insult to some intangible order of nature they ought to honour.

But the city was starving, the siege had gone on too long, and the king's troops were still a week's march away. The scorched earth would be fertile again in time, but right now it was barren. Right now there were mouths to feed. So they changed their crossbows for butcher knives and got to work.

None of the royal commanders asked any questions that could not be answered. After all, their aid had come shamefully late. The dragon's horned skull made a noble gift, a fitting tribute from a triumphant city to its humbled king. Who would have thought to question them?

And none of the townsfolk spoke up, when the first golden-eyed babes were born. Children who grew up barefoot and fearless, clambering over the city's patched and rebuilt roofs like they had no notion of falling, with a strange glitter to their skin when the sunlight hit it just so. No one breathed a word about dragons.

Because soon enough there were deft, young hands taking loaves straight out of the oven, heedlessly lifting iron from the forge, plunging into boiling laundry water. And some of them more wondrous still, wild, warm-skinned youths, with inexplicable knowledge and peculiar remedies.

A blessing, their families said proudly. A blessing after so much hardship. Which it was, in its way. This city would never fear dragon fire again.

[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[sunriseovergotham]

is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

[nectardraws]

michael awareness poster

[austinramsaygames]

Inspired by recent discussions of an Actual Play.

EDIT March 22: I can't believe I have to do this. *sigh*

I have played LOTS of games other than D&D. I GMed a podcast for 6 years that was literally about playing obscure games.

TTRPGs that don't use dice (or any randomizer) are still TTRPGs and great fun.

The "win condition" of a TTRPG is having fun with your friends (this can include stories that end with everyone crying).

I believe that there are three parties that have input on the story: the players, the GM, and the dice. Obviously this changes if you're playing a game that gets rid of 1 or 2 of those elements. This includes games that aren't D&D.

If a certain dice result would be uninteresting enough that you'd want to discard it entirely, you must ask why you would roll in the first place. This is the same for whether that would be success OR failure.

Finally, check out my Itch store.

EDIT April 3: I'm muting this now. Too many notifications explaining the stuff I put in the first edit to me like I'm an idiot. God, Tumblr really can't handle a joke.

[saewokhrisz]

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[rainia]

reblog. this post if u HATE TERFS and LOVE GAY PIRATES ‼ like this post for she/her Ashe Winters REAL. look at this post if you are a HUGE FUCKING NERD 😂🫵

[dekuboya]

Short Jon gender euphoria comic for the soul :,)

[shojoboy]

dropout tv is like . what if there was an animal shelter but it was for 30 yr olds with BAs in Theater

[qiqilasblog]

The eye opened and I wasnt prepared.

[milkmoomshroom]

MilkMoom Moments: An Introduction (Eps. 1)

29 유월 2024

안녕 애들아, 밀크입니다 ! 이거는 첫번째 밀크뭄 순간이에요! 밀크뭄 순간은 저의 온라인 일기예요. 여기서 저는 한국어를 연습 할 거예요. 이 일기에 저의 생각과 의견을 담을 것이에요. 오늘은 저를 소개 할 거예요! 쉽지, 그지?

여러분 알아요? 제 이름이 기억해요?? 네, 인터넷에서, 밀크입니다. 우유가 아니에요 ㅋㅋ. 왜요? 소리는 좋아요! 암튼, 언어는 너무 좋아해요, 그래서 언어 블로그는 만들었어요. 현재에 스페인어와 한국어를 공부해요 하지만 많은 언어가 배우고 싶어요, 미래에서. 이거는 제 초음 날이에요, 언어블러에서. 잘부탁드립니다!

와 한국어 말하기는 너무 어려워요, 그죠? 이 말은 어떻게 다 알아요? 저도 모르겠어요 ㅋㅋㅋ! 음 일기는 쓸기 좋은데?? 여러분! 이 밀크뭄 순간이 좋아해요? 좋겠어요~. 이거 끝이는데 하지만 곧 오겠습니다. 약속!

밥은 잘 먹고 그리고 잘 자요! 안녕히 계세요 여러분! \0^0/

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This is the first entry of MilkMoom Moments, a.k.a my online language diary. I don't feel confident enough to speak with other people just yet, as I am just a beginner, but I still need to practice speaking, so I created 밀크뭄 순간. Above is the transcript and audio in Korean. For the English translation, click the link at the bottom of this post.

Y'all... I can not recommend this enough. I started writing and the words just flowed out of me! I didn't realize I knew this much. I had to search up a few words (highlighted in green) but that isn't a bad thing. Doing this showed me the gaps I have in my Korean knowledge but also this strengthened my confidence in my abilities. Even if you feel like you can only say/write one sentence, say/write that sentence anyway!

I hope y'all enjoyed my short first entry of MilkMoom Moments! If you have any comments, corrections, questions, or concerns, do let me know ^^!

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Here is the link to the English translation:

[momokarp]

More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!

[ramquest]

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG

The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG

It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao

[lokorum]

jon needs a door and i need a fucking break from this weather uhhh

music from the..floor?? ♪┏(・o･)┛♪