#podcast quotes

[captainoftheussthagomizer]

”I should hope you’d know not to drink and drive, Juno, and yet here you are; drinking like a fish and diving me up the wall.”

-Buddy Aurinko, The Penumbra Podcast, S2E18

[sfvanillalatte]

“The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present.”

― Cecil Baldwin

[kissmefriendly]

“Have you ever lost yourself in the eyes of another? Have you ever been so consumed by a person that you want to devour their soul and become one with them? […] Then you have never loved. When I looked into Behrem's eyes I wanted to see what he sees and feel what he feels. I wanted to know everything about him.”

— The Amelia Project, “The Man With Many Faces”

[wehavewords]

“Dance like no one is watching. Just pretend you are completely invisible. Maybe do a heist, too. See what you can get away with.”

Welcome to Night Vale

[yukispaceassassin]

(Source: “Exes and Foes”, Yuki: Space Assassin, S01E04.)

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[bite-me-didyme]

“Until next time, Dreamers, please keep singing in your shower. Plus, the abstract shape that lives behind your bathroom tiles really likes the sound of your voice, and he doesn’t get to listen to much radio.”

- Hello from the Hallowoods, Episode 10

[kayforpay]

"It is just really nice to be in a place where it's like oh, I got licked, I got petted, I got treated like a lady!"

Squibbert the Frog, Hello From The Magic Tavern, e77, The Baron and The Frog

[bean-in-space]

"MEAN hot people. Which makes them un-hot to me"

"It makes them hotter to me, unfortunately"

"Oh no mike!"

"But thats my own personal stuff"

[wheatgrasswatcher]

[captainoftheussthagomizer]

“We are not mercenaries in this family. And though each of us has their reputation, we are not legends, either. We’re better. A legend is an old story, a dead thing, frozen forever. And we are very much alive; still in motion.”

-Buddy Aurinko, The Penumbra Podcast, S3E2

[baccuhosen]

You will get Apple podcast promotion and marketing to grow audience

[kingstarkingslay]

Imagine if the Marauders started a Podcast

The episodes would be amazing:

"Why You Should Never Trust a Slytherin"

"How to Handle a Moody Marauder"

"The Remus Lupin Fan Club"

"A Sirius Talk About... Feelings"

"Marauder’s Map: The Places We Shouldn’t Have Been"

"The Secret Life of Animagi"

"How to Make a Big Deal Out of the Smallest Thing (Thanks, Sirius)"

"A History of Bad Decisions: The Marauders Edition"

"The One Where We Almost Got Caught (Again)"

"Potter’s Perfect Hair: A 12-Step Guide"

"The Marauder’s Guide to Losing Everything (Except Our Pride)"

"How to Get Detention with Style"

"Potions: Poisoning Our Teachers Since 1974"

"James Potter’s Quidditch Rants: A Legacy of Yelling"

"How We Got Away With It (Spoiler: We Didn’t)"

"Remus Lupin: The Marauder Who Actually Studied"

"Moonwater: A Platonic Love Story with Zero Emotional Skills"

"The Slytherin Conspiracy: Why Snape is Definitely Not Our Friend"

"Siriusly, Remus? I’m Right Here!"

"James Potter: Loveable Idiot or Just an Idiot?"

"Wolfstar: The Original ‘Will They, Won’t They’"

"Jegulus: The Enemies-to-Lovers Story You Never Knew You Needed"

"The Marauder’s Guide to Love: Romantic Advice from the Worst Experts"

"How to Suffer in Silence (Remus and Regulus Edition)"

"Marauder Pranks: The Ones We Didn’t Mean to Pull"

"The One Time Regulus Black Smiled and Everyone Panicked"

"How to Survive a Full Moon (With Minimal Blood Loss)"

"The Moonwater Chronicles: How to Have a Completely Inappropriate Conversation"

These are just to name a few, I can come up with more if you’d like ✨

[sunnibits]

john & arthur + “love”

[mischief-marauders]

Sirius: Part of the Remus Lupin allure is, number one, that he’s hot. But number two, he has mystique. He’s mysterious. He doesn’t look you in the eye when he’s talking to you-

James: That’s not mystique, that’s autism

Sirius: It’s pronounced hotism

[yukispaceassassin]

Shit takes a heavy turn in Episode 7, but before then…

THRILLING SPACE ACTION AWAITS IN EPISODE 6.