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toddfoxglove · 3 months ago

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My partner took me from a sheltered little femme presenting enby who was scared to suck balls and turned me into a dirty little trans fag who cums when he gives me my testosterone shot, fucks strangers for his entertainment, and who eats his ass with his legs over my shoulders.

God I love him.

#forcemasc #ftm forced masculinization #forced masculinization #autoandrophilia #ftm sub #ftm free use #ftm corruption #update I tried breaking up with him but I'm stringing him along and just fucking other ppl bcuz even though he's a dick POS his dick is 🤤#plus we have a kid together so.....

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the-real-loverboy · 4 months ago

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Cunoesse...... ohhhh... thinking about her never getting to have a full story because that's just the nature of her life..... thinking about her having to run away again because she might be punished for something she probably isn't even sure if she did..... thinking about her looking up and seeing the stars and thinking of the small happy moments she thinks of as home

#this is mainly me thinming ablut MY version of her. shes such a mystery and we all sadly gotta choose our headcanons for her #i think shes from kalta (mainly for the tragedy of it #like shes just some kid who got brought over to a new place and was immediately fucked over hard by it #plus i think she was probably kidnapped by the snuff radio too so yeah theres that #) anyways the fact you can see the northern lights there always makes me think shed like the stars :)#i need to finish my fic for her i have So Much i have been building out about her :)#i love het so mich #effigy posts :>#cunoesse #im not gonna main tag thjs because its all rambles but i do wanna keep my cunoesse thoughts together :)

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bisexualamy · 6 months ago

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my sister got married yesterday in the chabad shul we grew up in and it was a lovely wedding and i'm excited to have a brother (never had one before) but ALSO i need everyone to know that, after attending this shul for over a decade regularly and another decade intermittently (when i'm back to see my parents) i thought i'd found every picture of the Rebbe they'd hung up but i discovered, at 9pm after a long day full of wedding, while putting the chuppah away, that he does in fact also watch over us from the supply closet

#jewish blogging #ren speaks #it's so sincere on their (rabbi & rebbitzin) part there but i also i lost my mind i was a little overtired #also yesterday one of my new BIL's siblings asked me how many stalls there were in the men's room (for clothes changing purposes)#and i realized in that moment that i had never ever been inside the men's room #obviously chabad shul the entire environment is incredibly gendered and would not have been cool with us using whatever restroom we wanted #even as kids. even when i was in wednesday night hebrew school and there were literally only 7 students there plus the teacher #and i didn't come out until i'd already left my hometown #but i hadn't realized i'd kinda been avoiding using the bathroom there until yesterday #i didn't want to deal with someone starting a problem over it. the rabbi wouldn't (bc his wife wouldn't let him i think she's like a second #aunt to me though she doesn't really understand what being trans is still and she'll still touch me even though she's shomer negiah)#but yeah. weird. wonderful wedding though they're very good together

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jakeperalta · 2 years ago

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spent weeks psyching myself up to stand up to my mum and then immediately got shot down by her 😃👍

#vent incoming i apologise in advance for the long tags #we've lived together just the two of us since dec 2021 (although her boyfriend is here like 2/3 of the time as well)#and since i got my job in march 2022 i have been paying half of all the bills (literally down to like tv license when i barely watch the tv)#which is £300 a month #plus i buy all my own food + pay for the amazon prime she uses + contribute to various household things like toilet roll etc #and she doesn't have a mortgage so i am paying the same amount as her to live in her house #(and it is very much her house not our house)#and I've never been very happy with any of that but never complained either #but then recently it turned out she never set up the water bill when we moved in (it's one of the only bills i didn't sort for us)#so we have a huge backdated bill from dec 2021 and i knew she was going to tell me to pay half #so for the past month or so I've been preparing myself for this conversation and sure enough today she came and said 'we owe £700'#so i was like 'oh i thought maybe it would've been covered by my £300/month' which is the biggest stand I've been able to work myself up to #and she immediately started going on about how i live here too and use water too so it's just as much my responsibility to pay #and how when we're both earning i should be paying my share and i was like yeah i know that's why i never complained about paying before #but also i already pay more than most people would to live with their parents #and she went off about how actually most people charge their grown up kids rent on top of the bills so really i'm lucky i don't have to #(when she got the original £300 figure it was actually rounded up from like £240 to include 'rent' but i wasn't gonna bring that up now)#and in conclusion she doesn't see why she should be subsidising my bills #like i don't know maybe because you're my MOTHER and i am your CHILD who is just starting out in the adult world #and maybe that entitles me to being treated better than some lodger???!!!!!#anyway i paid the bill and now i'm trying and failing at not crying at my desk 😃#talking

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heavenlydreamangelflyhigh · 8 months ago

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fucking up this jamoca cappuccino blast from br while listening to cibo matto. im going to impale myself on yhis straw because i am Half Asleep

#we didnt get back from the fuckhole that is pomona until 5am last night bc of the whole car situatiom #last night was so #so evil. we got taken to a gas station to get our tires changed by some dude w an #ginormous plumbers crack (i could have stuck a wad of $5s in there for his handywork) and his buddy wearing an fsociety tee together they #TOOK FOUR HOURS TO DO ANYTHING #THEY KEPT SITTING AROUNF AND LIKE. CALLING RANDOM ASS PEOPLE . FOR ADVUCE #arent you guys Literally Professionals. Why Are You Asking How To Change A Tire Stem #and then midway through that someone on the highway across from us lit a dumpster on fire and it was blazing for #30 mins and chuffing out black smoke while my dad called 911 to get someone out there bc we thought it was a car crash #AND THEN I FOUND A BAG FILLED W HUMAN FECES AND USED NAPKINS TIED NEATLY IN A BOW THAT STILL SMELED SO BAD..#by the time we got home i felt like a husk of a person no one was open w a bathroom except yumyum donuts and i did get a donut #that was the only highlight of last night. my dad kept apologizing to me and the kids like. dude its not your fault we hit a giant pothole #otw home #we Could Not See It #but why did chp and triple a take several hours Plus 25+ phonecalls each to let us know the insurance expired.#and the chp officer tjat had to babysit us on the side of the road to ensure we didnt get ran over or killed pn the highway #w #lookef so pissed off at us for being stranded 😐 they r always soo mad #THAT WHOLE SITUATION WAS SEVEN HOURSSS #Six flags was spo fun thooo

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fbwzoo · 1 year ago

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Thoughts and Prayers for my care credit card please. In the next few weeks we have:

annual exams & vaccines for Addy, Phoebe, & Shilo

6 month tooth check for Spring

Sedated exam & vaccines for Emma

Exam & tooth check for Spoon

And a rat euthanasia/cremation, though that's not scheduled yet. But Sauce's tumor is the size of an egg now :/

#fbw rambles #my pets #vet visits #animal death #euthanasia tw #the first 4 are all the same day #with the cats going together and the dogs going together #so with any luck we'll pay for all 4 in one go and it'll be interest free for a while #i was getting close-ish to paying it off though #so that's a bit sad #but this is what i have it for sigh #plus side insurance should give us some money back bc big kids are all on plans including wellness #except phoebe who is on a different one that we started before her asthma diagnosis #and after what happened with Ebony #we're not risking that as an uncovered pre existing condition

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teethpaste · 10 months ago

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Okay but like does my dream man exist. If I could be like Dr frankenfurter and create a man in a lab I would have the following characteristics:

- Does NOT want kids (I am tired of fence sitters, I strongly want to be DINK)

- does NOT want to be poly/ENM

- has a mustache

- has a 9-5 or some sort of stable job with stable income and the ability to take off days for vacation / work remotely (I want someone to be able to travel with me! Like this year I’ve done Hawaii, San Diego, DC, Tokyo, Ireland and later this year I have Arizona. Dublin again, Amsterdam, Vienna and NYC! I want someone who wants to travel with me)

- ideally 5’11 or above bc I am 5’11

- not a bartender / film industry

- not religious

- no conservative/ alpha male type bullshit

- no active substance abuse issues

Or am I gonna b single forever lol

#deleted the apps for now #I like my situationship so much #and he’s tall and doesn’t want kids and isn’t poly #but he’s film industry and bartends in the side #and after my last 4 year relationship I swore I wouldn’t date industry again #our lifestyles and availability are too conflicting #plus being with him puts me around cocaine every weekend #which I’m not doing #and I won’t do again #but doesn’t make recovery easy #so actually he checks all of my boxes besides film industry and substance abuse #he himself doesn’t have an abuse problem but it’s who his friends are #also we constantly drink together which is fine but I’m tired of it #we’re gonna do a sober Sunday date and I’ll see how that goes

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todayisafridaynight · 2 years ago

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Mutual on Twitter was talking about Daigo instinctively feeling the need to put the pieces of Mine's ruined life back together and make him feel at ease... Is That Not The Appeal Of AraSawa As Well... like they might not know the depth of what their lives were like before in full but surely there are some details safe to share and there's very little that wouldn't sound bleak... but it's also a MineDai But To The Left sort of moment because Mine has always felt he deserves basic human decency, even if he has to earn it, but that's never been the case for Jo... [SORRY I'LL GET TO PENDING RESPONSES I'VE JUST BEEN LOST IN THE SAUCE for better or worse it feels wrong not to write in every day at this point 😭😭😭]

i remember telling my twitter mutual that arasawa was minedai but with dads and the way a light bulb seemed to go off for her was just perfect LMAO

but on the real arasawa IS a lot like minedai when it comes to some themes, and moreover they still maintain their individuality (aside from the dad aspect LMAO) in the parties involved, ESPECIALLY mine and jo

it's weird to explain, but daigo, in a sense, was an 'end goal' for mine. maybe not in THAT way, but just having his comradery was a sample of the thing he'd been striving for his whole life. ergo, mine joins the yakuza specifically due to interest in daigo, and decides to stay and commit himself to it because of daigo- and as you said, mine understands his worth and wants his efforts to be reciprocated. the problem is that he's not exactly sociable..

inversely, arakawa was, on the contrary, an accident for jo: sure, he swore up in order to be closer to his son. but now By The Fate Of The Cruel Universe jo's found himself becoming attached to arakawa too, whether he wholly admits it or not. A Cruel Fate not only in that jo undoubtedly doesn't believe he'd be deserving of something special with arakawa, but that he also shouldn't pursue something special with arakawa considering their positions in the clan (also masato would probably throw a fit and he can't be upsetting his baby boy </3)

BUT THIS IS THE SIMILARITY OF DAIGO AND ARAKAWA RIGHT so often comparing mine and jo, i never touch on how the other two relate... but of course with them, daigo and arakawa try to become closer to mine and jo (evidently we see daigo have a little more success on account of rgg refusing to let arakawa and jo be in a room together for more than five minutes). its unfortunate that we don't get to hear much of arakawa's thoughts on jo, but if it's anything like daigo and his concern over mine (i.e. worrying that mine is only concerned with money/only sees value in himself through his wealth, wanting to be closer to him and get rid of the 'stiffness' between them) i imagine he harbors similar sentiment (and being a Bonafide Father instead of a proverbial one like daigo, i wouldn't be surprised if he could be more anxious/concerned over jo, especially considering the- albeit small- age gap absent in minedai).

#long post #i made it long oopsie (╯▽╰ )#snap chats #[deranged] and thats why they're both flavors of yuri #didnt mean for this to turn into a thesis for. minedai/arasawa???? but it's here now so....#i ALWAYS think of the comparison between them this is now very evident.......#obviously there's a LOT more to be said about minedai/arasawa and even just mine himself BUT. we already done that LMAO #plus this long already good lord....#it's the way they're so similar but not at the same time that's perfect #so funny though i always see my twitter mutuals talk about mine and daigo being parents #and like. not to be fandom police but mine's child-hating ass just wouldn't have it #you know who DO have kid(s) together... and is relatively the same flavor........#gen so funny to me i talked bout this a while ago but ill say it again cause Sue Me #but although i never care too much if characters i like together have kids If They Do..... I Win A Million Dollars...#ergo if fam's really looking for that minedai-as-dads gold..... look to the left at arasawa please and thanks #OH ALSO YOU'RE GOOD ?? no need to write in every day it's ok :)#always appreciate when you do but !!! dont feel obligated please (╯▽╰ ) cant force things etc etc :]

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phagodyke · 11 months ago

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damn I rly have another 4 weeks of holiday this year huh. I should start making some plans

#well maybe more like 3 weeks bc I wanna keep some to use for long weekends or day trips #but thats still kind of a lot..#my problem is i dont wanna take time off just to stay at home bc I do that most weekends. but im not sure I rly wanna go anywhere either #I dont mind travelling but its very much just a function for me. even when im travelling for fun + not bc I Have to it feels no different #Im v independent but I just dont rly have the adventurers spirit. plus im disabled so going new places alone is so stressful sometimes #ugh I dont wanna let my parents catch wind of how much holiday i have tho bc theyll be like come stay with us for a week!#i will Kill Myself no thanks #theyll probs already get christmas with me and thats an ordeal enough #its the expense as well idk how much its worth it. even if i can afford it like that money couldve gone into so many other things #ahhh.#my flatmate did suggest we go somewhere together but i feel like shes gone off that idea.. ik she doesnt get as much holiday anyway #id feel bad eating into it just so she has to spend more time with me even tho we already live together. nightmarish ik #there are maybe some landscapes id like to see but not alone bc id wanna hike but i dont rly have any friends into that kinda hiking #like i cant rly just fuck off into the mountains for a week by myself the risk is stupid #i dont knooooow. maybe ill just do myself a cornwall trip v early or late summer when kids are in school that might be nice #bc its just trains to get there. and ive spent a lot of time alone there before like it wouldnt be as stressful as a New Place entirely #i wanna do a music festival in the summer too but rly id only need 2 days holiday for that. and again i cant rly go alone #so i need to find ppl to convince to come w me #god i feel so lame for not rly wanting to go on proper holidays. but its never felt worth it to me sorry 😭#blame the childhood trauma or whatever #ill stew on it and maybe ill think of something we'll see. ive got a while yet before id need to book stuff anyway #gotta do some more cleaning today but the sooner i can get it done the sooner i can play elden ring 🙏🙏🙏🙏#.diaries

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averagelonelypotato · 2 years ago

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seeing people I grew up with in elementary school, remain friends to this day and even making trips and going to out of the country together is a shock to me because wow we’ve all been in the same class since kindergarten together, went different ways in high school but some if not most of them remained in contact with each other and even hang out and make plans to go out of the country is surprising to me

#first of all that is so fucking cool #like i am in awe #but second i am confused because i realized everyone from elementary school all still talk to each other to this day #no one separate they all remained friends and in contact with each other #the people in elementary school that I grew up with #we were all in the same class since kindergarten to grade 8 #mostly everyone separated and went to different high schools but I am so surprised they all talk #like its so cool #but then i realized that i am still the odd one out #i didn't have a close friend in elementary school #everyone had their person and I was always alone and left out because my class was always an uneven number #plus everyone had their own groups #the guys who played sports #the girls who played sports #the smart kids #everyone had their own groups that mixed but i was never in them #i was always looking at them but never apart of them #and i realized that these people from childhood that I grew up alongside are all together but i never really was apart of it #like yeah it was the same people in the same class for like 9 years of our lives together #and these people still talk and hang out with their groups #but i don't talk to any of them #some of us went to the same high school and I thought we were friends but they don't message me back #only talk to me when they need something #they all talk to each other #but no one talks to me #lmao i guess I must of been a truly horrible person since I was a kid for no one in that 9 years of growing up together wanted to be my #friend or the 4 years of high school that a handful of us experienced together #like i realized recently that I was the person who had no friends in elementary school #like i realized now that I was #before I came to the realization of that

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technikki · 2 years ago

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i always say the main 5 when i think about the main tpn characters becuase i cant even think abt the trio without including don and gilda. i understand the trio's bond is the main focus of the series but don and gilda are just so important and adding them to the mix just makes the dynamics even more interesting to me <3 theyre all best friends dont separate them

#skye's ramblings #the trio gets more development but those 2 are soo important to the story. emma n ray directly acknowledge how important they are #and like the dynamics. the ones we see more of like gilda and emma or ray and don plus ones i wish we saw more of. emma and don are besties #its said post canon that all or at least a lot of the kids live in the same general vicinity?? but i like the idea of like.#the 5 of them specifically living together. gay roommate friend group where they all just enjoy each others company so much #and imagining scenarios with the 5 of them living together is so fun to me. imagine the chaos #basically same living arrangement as the t//oh crew living together in the human world except the horrors have ended for them. to me

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roaringroa · 2 years ago

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hate being sick fr

#hate it in general but oh god the timing is so bad #i was supposed to go buy some little presents for this kid in my family cause she's coming over with her parents (my dad's cousin + his wife #and i already planned on going to the japan town and buying these cute stationaries + a case since she likes that kinda stuff #and i was going to go and have lunch there and eat good food and dessert and have a good time on my own like i love to do #but i started feeling off during my morning classes and went back home and i have a fever #but if it was just for today whatever #BUT IN 4 DAYS IT'S CARNAVAL!!! THE FIRST SINCE BEFORE THE PANDEMIC!!! AND CONSEQUENTLY MY FIRST ONE AS AN ADULT!!!!#i absolutely cannot be sick then like i will legit cry #i've been looking forward to this so much #i've made plans with like 3 different friend groups for different days #plus on saturday my brothers my brother's girlfriend and i are supposed to party together #and i've been looking forward to it cause my oldest brother always said that when i turned 18 he'd take me and the middle brother to carnava #but then i turned 18 in the first year of the pandemic and 19 in the second and last year it was still pretty bad so no carnaval again #so like i hate being sick in general but i can't stay sick like i refuse #i think i it's tonsilitis cause my friend had it like last week and we shared drinks before she found out she had it #if that's the case it means antibiotics for like a week which means no drinking for me during carnaval #which... yeah i'm prob gonna ignore it if i feel better by saturday

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3rdsday · 1 month ago

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Today honestly sucked ass

#im really tired too which isnt helping #my aunt died earlier this year and her husband brought his new girlfriend and her kids to our family get together #the kids were annoying as shit too. normally im chill with kids but they were pissing me off #my grandparents were once again passive agressively trying to persuade me to be more 'feminine' with their gifts #i really only got one present this year which was a new desk. its 25% smaller than my old desk and i now have nowhere to put a ton of shit #my present for my mom was ruined. which. fuck her but also im pissed because i spent a decent amount of money on it #we are traveling tomorrow and our car is broken so we are going to have to take a much smaller vehicle #which means over 7 hours cramped next to both my sisters with no leg room #and our trip is going to be really stressful and annoying too because of my cousins new wife who i hate #plus three extra people staying at my grandparents. when theres definitely not enough room for us all #its gonna be an exhausting week #one positive is that i did get a little bit of cash so im no longer in an unexpected crisis financially #vent #ill be fine i just need to sleep. although since we are leaving so early tomorrow for our trip i probably wont get very much

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malachitezmeyka · 2 months ago

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I think That Woman is genuinely trying to kill me

#you know what she said to me today?#'well. since you suck at writing essays and I'm sure you don't want to write a test. how about a creative assignment?#remember that project idea you suggested? do that. right now. sit and rewrite a chapter of War and Peace in your reimagining'#and like... first of all. bold of you to assume I remember any particular chapter well enough to rewrite it #even all separate events mashed together. because that's what happens when YOU MAKE ME READ 1200 PAGES IN THE SPAN OF THREE WEEKS #but okay. fine. I was allowed to look up references. maybe any other person could have managed something #but second of all. my only reference for the vibe I'm supposed to be going for is ONE BOOK THAT I READ TWO DAYS AGO #PLUS I HAVE ZERO KNOWLEDGE OF THE ACTUAL HISTORICAL EVENTS BECAUSE WE SKIPPED OVER IT IN CLASS #AND THIRD OF ALL. THE WORST THING. IS THAT I CAN'T JUST SIT DOWN AND WRITE #NOT WITHOUT PREPARATION. NOT WITHOUT AT LEAST A VAGUE IDEA OF WHAT I'M GOING FOR #AND NO. 'IMAGINE NATASHA ROSTOVA AS A KOMSOMOLKA' ISN'T AN IDEA. IT'S SOMETHING I COULD DRAW WITH REFERENCE PICTURES #BUT NOT WRITE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIDS DID IN THE KOMSOMOL. THE VLKSM WAS DISBANDED BEFORE MY MOM COULD BE A PART OF IT #and I know it's stupid. I know I shouldn't be upset over not being able to do something I wasn't prepared for #and it's fine!! I was allowed to take it home!! I can come up with something in the privacy of my apartment #where That Woman won't be hanging over me. judging my every move #it's fine. it's literally fine #I know it is. so why am I so damn upset??#I guess.. failing at writing has become such a huge trigger for me that even when it comes to tasks absolutely nobody–#could manage without prior preparation... I just break down if I fail #it took everything in me not to break down crying in front of her. even though I really really wanted to #because first of all I do not trust her at all and don't want to be vulnerable in front of her #and second of all. how could I possibly explain 'oh yeah failing at writing makes me extremely suicidal bc I'm fucked in the head'#'and yet I won't quit because I'm s fucking masochist who likes being miserable apparently'#and I was doing so well writing wise before this... NSND is almost 16k words long and I didn't have a fit over it once #I managed over 8000 words over the weekend translating Tomorrow was the War and actually ENJOYED doing it #I don't enjoy writing. it was.. almost thrilling. to like the process #now I don't want to do anything at all #what's the point if I can't even handle a simple school assignment?#it's not her fault I'm a fucking crybaby who can't indulge in a hobby without becoming hysterical #I should've quit writing after AIDIB like I wanted to. maybe then none of this would've happened. maybe then I wouldn't feel like such a POS

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butchlifeguard · 6 months ago

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primrose's ch3 is GOOD btw

#fucking simeon bro.......#i cant yap too hard without doing spoilers so heres another tag to fill space lalalala #ot1 spoilers #octopath spoilers #ANYWAYYY it starts with primrose coming back to her hometown which is already pretty strong #seeing a guy Fucking dying which is a great way to establish the harm done by the obsidian people and establish their power #.because if they didnt have a great amount of political power simeons entire motivation would fall through #but in the flashbacks he was sooo fucking good the writing (+ eng translation) did a good job of creating a gray area #between 'nice guy who is also courteous because primrose is a noble' and 'creep who might have a slightly overbearing crush on this kid'#bc shes like. 8 right ? and hes old enough to work as a gardener w/o his parents also being in service of the azelharts #so probably 17 at least?#ok um. i just looked up his age on the wiki and i dont know what the fuck is going on there #i didnt spoil myself but why is he 126.#anyway i actually feel like thats worse 💀#and then his breakdown calling himself primroses one true love..#shes so good i love the contrast between everyonee calling her beautiful + whatever the fuck helgenish and simeon were doing #and her showing no romantic interest in anyone. romance repulsed icon tbh #3 people this chapter were like 'lady primrose you have grown so beautiful since we last saw you' and shes like 😐#coming back around to simeons twist villain shit they went OFF reinforcing primroses performer theme #'the crowd gasps' etc etc. DAMN BRO #a lot of her story is theatrical drama coded ime. like with the ending narration saying 'tragic or happy ending'#she does seem like a dark take on a princess archetype which is cool #anyway the actual use of the game is good here too #the dark screen after she gets knocked out with the perfectly timed music??#and the flashbacks and the use of the titles on peoples speech bubbles #because the shift from 'simeon' to 'simeon the puppet master' kind kf made me lose it a little bit #RIGHT BEFORE the flashback where hes just 'gardener' ? yeah thats a banger #overall this is fairly simple good storytelling but it all comes together along w the actual game mechanics to make one of my...#... favorite chapters so far. plus im really excited for her ch4 now.

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ultimate-marysue · 5 months ago

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Setting the stage. Duke is trying to create a distraction to cover for Damian sneaking more animals in the mansion.

Duke: so B, I know it's amoral to have a favorite child but, who's your favorite in law?

Bruce: oh no..

Dick, vibrating with the force of sun: It's gotta be Babs. She literally invented the Batgirl mantle! She's arguably the most useful of all of us as Oracle. We wouldn't be half as effective without her. Plus, she's the daughter of your pal Commissioner G!

Cass, not willing to lose, especially to Dick: Uh-uh! Steph is Robin and Batgirl. He wants her to be Family, he always says!

Jason: yeah, my boyfriend is an ex-addict, teenage dad that kills people and loves to explode things, I'm sitting this one out. Have fun.

Tim, thoughtful and ignoring Jason: hang on, he can't technically have them as favorite in-laws because they're part of the family. In that case, Bernard should win. He's smart, from Gotham and hasn't done anything bad ever.

Damian, still covered in feathers: that's debatable Drake, your boyfriend was in a cult. Plus Ortiz at least knows how to defuse bombs!

Duke, remembering his girlfriend was accused of being part of the Latin kings (and was part of We Are Robin): yeah, well, she's lovely but we don't need to get lost in the details

*chaos, screaming amongst the kids. Cass bites someone*

Bruce, staring at the camera: it's Roy. Lian is my first granddaughter and the others need to really get their act together if they want to keep up. Steph is a close second but she didn't keep the baby. Nice try, but no granddaughter.

#batfam #dick grayson #Cassandra Cain #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne #stephcass #dickbabs #timbern #jayroy #bruce wayne

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