#ok um. i just looked up his age on the wiki and i dont know what the fuck is going on there

[butchlifeguard]

primrose's ch3 is GOOD btw

[rockintapper]

the um

te sec2ond one, the thi3rd one

ok so basically i say whar i think about rhythm heavem chatacters. starting with Tengoku brcuase why nawt

readmore ebcuase this posr long as hell!!!!! please work this time

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karate joe: hi kasper the he <3 i wana hug him,

hair vegetables: what Thr fcuk

sarge: idk. attention march

squadmates: petar

air batter AIRBATTERR 💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💕💞💕💞💞💕💞

space umpire: perpetual smiler

the clappy trio: your sequel stinks!!!! /sillay i love your wigs

sneaky spirits: get bow and arrow'd l plud ratio /j

samurai steve: hi sage hes really cool actual6 #chilling

yokai (the thingies the samurai slices): pe uliar little cratures. up to no good

rats: thr cheese

ms. whiskers: THE FIRST CAT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

sick beats doctor/dr. cutlery: hes vibing ong. why do you hsve an endless game

thr viruses: leav that litlle guy alone >:(!!!!!!!

yellow organism (sick beats): little guye :) dj yelo

the donpans: theyre all dating your honor

yagura-chan: spiteful luttle child i love her. may she grow up and pan

mahou tsukai: hi rocket The WIZARB!!!! magic autism

ojou-chan: flowers autism

the monster (wizard's waltz): STOP EATING MY PLANTS

pengiuns (showtime): yhe dillays i love them they deerve the worl

monkey (showtime): i just read about him. gonna make him explode now

rabbit: boing boing boing boing boing b

tram and pauline/poline: hi cheese THE FOXES the foxes ever hth foxes ever the

space gramps: i widh he was my grangpa 💔 /j

space dancers: pa-pa-pa-PUNCH! put some respect on my boys plea

q maou: AAGH. AAH. AAHHG. AG

contestant: hi 56 hes. hes jist like me frfr /hj

play-yan: hi sunny i really liek. his uh level. minigame. wharever it s called its like. really calming. unless im Going for a Perfect!

mini chounin (power caligraphy): the dancing dancers

akai mono (polyrhythm): i uh. i dont have anything about these thangs. what

RAPMEN: YO. SANJI DESUKA

urakata aki to ki (bouncy road): my children. i love them. i would Kill for th

spheroids (bouncy road): you have a page? on the rh wiki? what?

ninja and the lord (ninja no shison/ninja bodyguard): augh

toss boys: hi ninety The toss bous. they hehheeh3he hugs ao-kun

yuka: YIPPR YIPEEE YIPEE YIPEEEE YIPEEEOEIRIRJ HI T YUKAIEJEBE ^_^ totally isnt dating a tall tapper shes totally not dating a tall ta /lie

giraffe: dont fucking look at me like that

tanaka (ninja reincarnate): AAHHHHHAHAHAEHRHDSHSHEHD /VPOS I LOVE HIM IDK WHERE THIS LOVE FOR HIM CAME FROM BUT I LOVR HIM

kanojo: ypure in good hands. mostly. (cant get the fast part of ninja reincarnate)

waru mono (ninja reincarnate): w,,ario?? w

soshiSOSHIIIIIIII SSOHIIIIII SOSIIOOII SOSHIII EOSBSISI SHSOHSHSIJSSOSHUSII SHSOOSIUSHISJS SOOHSIIII SOSHIII SSOSHISJEOWSHIWJEOWJWJSJSSJEJESK SOSHSISB SSOSHHS

cosmic girl: Rude™ (/hc). may also be the commander in amrching oerders 2,

cosmic dancers: space dancers HATE THEM! /silly

TH RAPP WOEMNEKENENNE kan sbejebdjeTHR RPA WOMRN THEJEBR YURIIIIIIIII JRIIII YUEIII YUIII!!! YHRIIII hi cheese

MAN-K: mN i lovr him hes so cool dud e whaha

biribiriuo (night walk 2): STOP ELECTROCUTING PLAY YAN 💔💔💔💔

usamimi maki sensei: i love the face she makes whe n i press a button too earlu/late. may also be cosmic girl

space rabbits: ive seen you in waroiware.... pets yu

buta-san (tengoku remix 7): pigy :]

barista: i hc his voice is jasmine wright's from the rh iceberg

people at the café: only (canon) black person in the entire series helooo

neko machine: meow. meow. meow.meow owah owah mah? mah? o-mah? m

honse machien: wha,

love-san: suki (cheering)

mr. upbeat: hi tomano tucking him in giving him a goodnight kiss and a glass of milk <3

mannequin; i wonder what game yoyll be in the futue

anata: hi 56 i love his goofy ass smile go girl give us everything

drum girls: wait whered they come fro

samurai drummer: no way. it Tsunk

samurai drummer's band: i did not know you existed hello??

oba-chan: protect. protect. protect.

pwner: Kill. Kill. Kill Kill. Kill. Kill. Ki

producer: who tf are you? what? wait lemme rrad about yo7 furst

im back. music autism

ok thats all the characters in rhythm tengok!!! thanks for Did yiu read all of tjis? zamn!! congrats dude /gn

[nbapprentice]

Literally as a paki kid in places where we DONT have an age of consent and pedos are everywhere while the goverment tries to keep up the image that they're not, even if the age of consent is 14 or whatever, that's still a kid and there will be psychological damages. And the actual kids are against this until theyre being groomed, and we've been fighting against this for years so like. If you know the age of consent in everywhere then uhhhhh pedo pussy shit lol

jesus thats so fucking terrifying im so sorry anon

and right lmfao Sometimes, Pedophiles Make The Laws!!! maybe the reason its not higher than 16 is bc freaks are in there, making the call from inside the house!!

and ok here’s when i Big Talk: #csa #pedophilia #incest

tbh To Be Honest tbqfh there is a LOT of historical evidence that even In Ye Olde Times, before we had ~science~ to prove how our brain matures n grows, there were a lot of cultures that knew that a 16yo isnt a fucking adult, yes even in the times that everyone’s So Sure everybody had a house and 34 children by 13. 

the myth that ppl would marry at 13 because “life expectancy was so low” is that: a fucking myth. life expectancy was lower than ours, yeah, but most people died during INFANCY or CHILDHOOD. once that hurdle was over, ppl didn’t drop dead as much as you think! (save a plague or two) there’s church records from the middle ages that show most of the couples getting married were around 18 to 20 years old. yknow. when people actually begin truly to mature into full adults.

in ancient Rome, a young man was actually not given full control over his financial and business life until he was twenty-fucking-five.

in a recent wiki walk, i also found out about courtesy names, which were names given to young men in china at 20 years of age as a sign of passage into adulthood.

wow… look at that… it’s almost like people ARE aware of what makes a grown-ass adult and have been aware for a LONG TIME.

ofc the problem arises bc we also know women were married off very early, during their early teens sometimes. It Must Obviously Be A Coincidence /s that the societies that did this were extremely misogynistic!!!!!!!! (AND STILL ARE- AND IM NOT TALKING ABT [token non-western nation] IM TALKING ABT GOOD CHRISTIAN BULLSHIT. literally youtube US child bride and u’ll fucking see)(not to dismiss whats going on in other countries yknow, its just everybody thinks the US is so spick and span huh! even argentina has a law where a 14yo can get married w their parents’ permission what the FUCK)

you know where most of the “ppl were married off young” shit came from? nobility. nobility, politics, royalty, absolute fucking bullshit that required the use of people (99% of the time women) as tools of power. not so coincidentally, a lot of incest was involved in these relationships, too. i can assure you most of the masses probably saw this as morally fucking repulsive, despite having no power or say in it (but this part wasnt written down cuz. yknow. nobody cares enough abt the plebs to write down what they had to say lol).

that’s what it all was, and is. pedophilia (and incest) are about power. trauma is a tool of control. and ppl wanting to excuse it with “um but the laws/culture lol” rly wanna pretend that evil people aren’t in control.

gross.

[dayblank-entryblank]

i had.. suspicions you could be cassian but.. but i think i'm wrong. i may of mentioned a wiki i used to find info on the backrooms and stuff, but until now, i hadn't bothered to try looking for those names.

i checked all of the names, but only one popped up. atticus.

to be more specific, atticus n. wolfe.

dude. i think i just figured out who you are. it matches with everything. um, evan told me what happened with your whole facial situation by the way, haha. even that matches. take a look:

'Officer Atticus N. Wolfe is a false faceling with full facial features. He is the only entity present on level -50. He is the only known faceling up to date that has been known to speak. He appears as an adult between the ages of 25 - 30 years. He takes the form of a Caucasian male in a police uniform who sports short brunette hair and a little stubble on the chin. He has piercing green eyes and a confident smile (or smirk). His facial features disappear when he is annoyed, frustrated, disappointed, angry, or upset. While he is usually friendly, he can be a moody stickler and a well-meaning prick. He drives the typical Police Pursuit Vehicle (PPV). However, his vehicle is missing the police marking for the area he is patrolling for. When he does appear, he comes from nowhere. Do not give him a hard time.

He is just doing his job.'

like, holy shit right? is this you? no car, i guess, but the whole facial thing is crazy. it also says he talks to people who steal, or do crime and stuff. he also helps people. he, or you i guess, seems pretty cool.

anyway, if that isn't you, you're probably a faceling either way. facelings are usually pretty passive, so maybe you're just more sentient than the others.

another person you could be is someone named atticus who made two posts to reddit(social media) about getting lost in their office and accidentaly noclipping (getting into the backrooms) and ending up in the backrooms. i think getting turned into a faceling could mess with your head.

this is totally crazy... but maybe. i hoped this helps? i'm glad you're not mad at me, i really do just wanna help y'all get out. but you should remeber, not being human or whatever doesn't make you less of a person :D.

- anon

answer number thirteen.

wow. thats... a lot.

ok.

first things first: that guy... i dont think hes me. i dont want to like, discredit you or anything, because youre helping a lot and id feel bad. it just.. doesnt sound like me. i mean, i can talk and stuff, and the face stuff is... interestingly similar... im just not sure. for one i definitely dont have a police uniform on. im not 100% sure what thatd even look like but im fairly sure its not a hoodie and jeans.

this computer has a camera. maybe if i showed you what i looked like it might help.

maybe.

then, number two, that guy from.. “reddit”.. that honestly seems more likely. somethings off about it, though. i dunno. do you know how old those posts are? it might help. ive been here a long, long time.

thanks. i really think that.. whatevers going on, we can figure it out. you and me and evan and whatever other notes i find on this dumb old laptop.

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