#plus they ruined megamind

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Ninjago fans will never forget the day peacock released season 2 early… there’s only 2 months left

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First up, Rosalina is such a pretty name?? omg???

Honestly idk if Eloise would/would be able to stop being friends completely with Pen especially if Colin marries her - but they wouldn't be anywhere near as close if Aether was in the picture (or if Rosalina was either) bc yeah Eloise values her brother and his happiness but also like. Aether could die. Bad stuff could happen to her and Rosalina too. And her entire family could get affected by any rumours that follow up - and as much as she'd like to hope that Pen wouldn't do something that drastic (esp if she marries into the Bridgerton family therefore making it so that SHE might also get dragged down) she rlly just can't take the chance no matter how intelligent she thinks/knows Penelope is, so Eloise would definitely become 5x as careful whenever she's around Pen.

As for Rosalina and Eloise, Aether is their BIGGEST supporter - will tell any lie they have to in order to let the two of them get a chance to stay together. Luckily for Rosalina, Aether has plenty of experience having to make up elaborate yet truthful sounding stories in order to deceive people in to believing that they are (literally they had to make one up as soon as their aunt came to their home and told them that they should be out in high society - on that note no, their aunt does NOT know) what they say they are so they help come up with a story which is fool proof enough that when Aether, Eloise and Rosalina come back into Mayfair no one thinks to question them.

Benedict for a while probably would stay in Mayfair cause he's still interested in his art and everyday it seems like some of the people in Mayfair are gonna show him all sorts of hidden parts of their society but he probably comes to visit Aether and Eloise the most and maybe eventually he also goes off to travel to see parts of the world himself (there's so much more art to discover if he opens himself up to it)

Though Aether finds it mildly hilarious whenever Benedict visits and he still hasn't found some sort of partner. They'd be saying whatever the Regency era equivalent of "how are you STILL bitchless my guy?" to him bc it is HILARIOUS to them that they're technically married even though they're not really interested in ANYONE, Eloise is 'married' but also has a proper life partner and Benedict who has supposedly been in the queer scene for longer and has had multiple partners in the past is visiting all by his lonesome. Aether is unsure whether to laugh or to try and help him find someone cause this guy need a muse SO BAD.

And yeah both Eloise and Aether would be the fun aunt/uncle type people, they're bringing back gifts and (child appropriate) stories about their travels and they're genuinely just both pretty good with the kids in general - though sometimes the rest of the Bridgerton's aren't sure how they should feel about it cause there's a possibility Aether WILL teach their sons or daughters to fence or do archery and Eloise is usually very pro them learning this sort of thing because at least this way they're all having equal education of these sorts of things right? Aether is 100% not being biased towards the kids so that's great (the Bridgertons are slightly panicking because WHAT THE FUCK NO DON'T TEACH THAT ONE TO FENCE NO HE'S GONNA HARRASS HIS SIBLINGS STOP THAT)

I wanna make a Bridgerton OC that's a bit of a gender fuck (maybe nb or genderqueer or smth idk) who technically feels disconnected from their birth sex and gender as a whole but rejoins high society parading themselves as a male (cause it makes life easier) and for them to end up in marriage of convenience with Eloise Bridgerton (probably use he and she instead of them - that was purely just for this post.)

[mysticstarlightduck]

Hello hello

8 Oldest WIP

25 Favourite part of writing

42 How do you feel about love triangles?

Hello! Thank you so much for the ask, @i-can-even-burn-salad!

8. Oldest WIP

My oldest WIP that I'm currently still working on, is The Last Wrath, a book series that I started around 3-4 years ago. It's a story that I'm very excited about seeing published, though it is currently on a small hiatus as I am focusing on my other WIPs (mainly Enchanted Illusions and Of Starlight and Beasts)!

As for the oldest story that I ever created (and am no longer working on) that could be considered an actual WIP was a book I started - and never finished lmao - when I was 10 years old, if I recall it correctly the book was a story about three sisters who were rebel princesses trying to save their kingdom from their uncle, or something along those lines! I had created many, many, many stories before that one (ever since I first learned how to write I was already creating fictional worlds and stories), but that one was the first I can consider an actual "book" or WIP, even if it never got finished!

25 Favourite part of writing

Creating backstories! That is my all-time favorite part of writing any book or creating any character. For me, backstories are especially fun to write because they're the moment the character finally "clicks" in my mind, that's the moment where I truly understand a character's history, motives, beliefs, and what made them into who they are in the current events of the book! It's like a puzzle piece finally coming into place, and it's a really satisfying part of any first draft or outline for me! Plus, backstories are the heart of most of the main internal conflict a character can have - every misbelief, fear or insecurity always has a starting point, and that starting point is almost always hidden somewhere in the backstory.

42 How do you feel about love triangles?

Hmm. Tough question! For starters, I would say that the traditional "love triangles" (where, for example, two guys are in love with the same girl and she is in love with them but "can't choose which one". The typical YA Romance Trope. It feels very awkward, IMO, on both ends and a bit objectifying, both for the girl and the boys - it's more of a "love corner" than a love triangle) are one of my personally least favorite tropes, and it's one I never write and don't think I ever will.

HOWEVER!!!! A variation of a "love triangle" (I don't know if it can even be considered that, but bear with me) that I do adore writing, is when, for example: Person B is in love with Person A, and Person C is in love with Person A too, but the love between Person B and A is actually requited and mutual (Person A is in love with Person B too), while Person C's infatuation with A is more of an obsessive, unhealthy crush than anything, and surely is not mutual (Person A doesn't love Person C in any way, shape or form). Person B and A end up together, while C usually spirals into a villain that eventually defeats themself.

For a better example: In my WIP, Enchanted Illusions, Augustus and Harriet are very much in love with one another, and clearly in a relationship (think of them as Person B and Person A in that scenario). However, Liam has been pining for Harriet since they were teens, and despite her explaining many times that she isn't interested in a relationship with him, Liam still harbors an unhealthy "love" for Harriet - believing that one day he can get her hand in marriage through political arrangements. (In this case, Liam is Person C). Harriet loves Augustus, not Liam, but Liam is obsessively in love with her. Throughout the story, Augustus and Harriet must deal with the threat of Liam's increasingly dangerous attempts to ruin their relationship so that he can marry Harriet. When that fails, Liam becomes an antagonist who is hellbent on having his revenge on the Sharppe family.

Another example of this would be the movie Megamind, where Roxanne and Megamind fall in love, but Hal Stewart (holding an obsessive love for Roxanne) thinks she needs to be his girlfriend. Or Beauty and the Beast, where Adam and Belle are in love and Gaston is just obsessed with Belle.

I don't know if this is even a variation of the Love Triangle (since one side of the triangle is two characters who are indeed in love and the other is just unrequited pining by someone more obsessive than they should be) trope, but it is infinitely more interesting for me than the actual original trope. Like, there's more room for growth, conflict and tensions there - how do Person B and Person A respond to the constant pressure of C's pining for one of them? does this affect their relationship or do they remain as close as ever? how far will the misguided Person C go to achieve their goal? would they lose themself in the process or understand that they were in the wrong? SO MANY OPTIONS!

I hope I can explain this jumbled mess of a thought in one post! But that was a great question (:

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I try not to think about certain things anymore because it gets me too distressed and worked up but mlpg//5 is objectively the worst pony generation ever, and I HATE the word objectively. it just is. People only defend it because they have a hyper//fixation on it. I know this because that was the case for me lol

People trash on Megamind Rules but defend M//Y//M as if M//Y//M isn't EXACTLY to A//N//G what Megamind Rules is to Megamind. And people say Megamind and the Button of Doom is a way better sequel... Not too different to how I will always know A Mare//time Bay Adventure is a way better sequel :)

M//Y//M debut special looks worse than any other recent mainstream cartoon I can think of, the later episodes with "better" animation are as annoying to watch as GrubHub commercial, they spent so much of that first special building up to Pipp's song only to Not have one, Jazz was supposed to be a supporting character but her personality and voice were all over the place at first, plus they ditched best pony Sprout AND made Phyllis speak in TYT once only to make her way more generic and ruin her voice direction. All the characters' expressions and personalities and voices become torture, turning Izzy into a brainless joke, Sunny into a boring but annoying preacher "We eat too much junk food waaah", Zipp into nothing but "Ermm detective log moment", and worst of all that insufferable creature H*tch.... I don't know how people can call Sprout annoying but tolerate H*tch's speaking and expressions for more than 1 second. Plus TYT H*tch is the most hideous pony design in all of history yeah

I just need to get things out bc I'm in a bad mood!!

[monstermaster13]

Corey and Oats in…

Deviantart Verse Anniversary Adventure

It was a very special day for Corey and Oats, because it was the 14th anniversary of Mel’s very first debut on Deviantart and that morning Mel got up in the morning and smiled as she got everything ready, they got out of bread and had breakfast, and were very excited.

“You look very excited.”

“Yeah, today must be a special day for all of us.”

“Yes, it is the 14th anniversary of my Deviantart adventures and I want to do something special.”

“Can I help?”

“Sure, Piff.”

After breakfast Piff floated over to the bedbox along with Mel, Corey, and Oats and used some magic to conjure up a special anniversary adventure for them - which involved the world of Mel’s stories coming to life through the computer, every story Mel had ever created had come to life.

“This is amazing.”

“You haven’t seen anything yet.”

The magic conjured up a museum dedicated to all the eras of Mel’s Deviantart experience, and they all entered the museum. The first era they visited was the original era of 2009-2011, the era that Nathan who was Mel’s friend now hated because of how he got made fun for doing characters that were supposed to be parodic. ‘Who is this big guy in the portrait here, mommy?’ Oats asked. ‘That’s Chumsley, he was a werejohncandy character that Nathan pretended to be for a while, there is a whole complicated troll related storyarc for this but it is not canon.’

‘You mean he never posed as a woman and joined one of those A-Logging obsessed cultist organizations?’ ‘That was canon only in their universe and not hours.’ ‘What about Natalie?’ ‘She was real, she was an actress who was forced to be in countless not-even-worth-a-letter-grade-at-all movies and shows that these groups made.’

‘Yes, I remember the chimera that we defeated as one of our very first major enemies.’ ‘And those evil people that trapped Lil Andria and that Natalie chick in a bad fanfic.’ ‘Yes, those were our first villain encounters.’

Mel explained that before she had met Corey, the original group consisted of her, Eucalyptus, Soo, Nathan and Matthias/Werebelushi In The Shades and that she had met Oats after he ran away from his old home to find a new place to live. She also explained before Nathan discovered an identity he liked he used to have a weregrinch online universe persona named Growler. ‘What happened to him?’ ‘He got his own spin-off, but he is still here.’ ‘What about that Jay Leno lookalike with the cape and long hair?’ ‘He was part of the cast for a while but eventually he left after he got involved in that cultist drama as well.’ ‘Those cultists must have been really messed up.’

‘Oh yes, diaper fetishists, machine fetishists, people who do horrible things with dolls. Whole cults dedicated to picking out who their next victim is, constant death-threats, hacking attempts and even having serial killers as members.’ ‘How they were allowed online to begin with?’ ‘Beats me, there’s at least one for every online universe. All I know is that the ones we encountered were from a joke universe.’

‘They remind me of those villains we battled too. Like those gross clown freaks, the villain that you battled as a plus sized otaku supervillain, and that stupid Jingo-Hog.’ ‘Yes, those guys are very messed up too and nearly ruined a perfectly awesome online adventure.’

Oats turned away as he saw a sad scene playing on the screen, it showed Nathan’s body/form being hacked and destroyed by the cultists and nearly dying. ‘Mommy, I do not like this scene.’ ‘It’s okay, because he got better.’ ‘He did?’ ‘Why yes he did.’

The next scene showed Nathan regenerating and morphing into a new form and a new body, and going through several different avatar forms including an anthro Smeargle, Simon Cowell, Rowan Atkinson (more than a few different characters of his, plus him in general), John Belushi, Megamind, Sly Stallone, Glenn Shadix (both as the Mayor and Otho), and finally Christopher Walken, Danny Trejo, and David Bowie along with Dan Aykroyd.

They all cheered as they came into the 2012-2016 area where Nathan was back in full form and new characters popped up, Corey jeered at some of the villains that popped up like ‘The Rubber/Clown Fetishist’ and ‘The Two-Faced Self Insert Character’ and cheered for Mel and the heroes, and Mel explained she used to be afraid of Russell Brand because at the time Russell was a villain who was stalking her, but now the two of them were very good friends.

Mel even introduced everyone to Chris, the alpha Walken who had gotten his very own spin-off and his own vampire coven in recent years and talked about the ‘Hall of TFs’ which showed all the transformations Nathan and her had both done over those years - there was a special section for all the friends they both had at the time. Except one, and that was because that character wasn’t an actual cast member or member of their group and was just a character who showed up for a whole different saga all-together, Mel explained as best she could that this character was an alien posing as a younger human who acted as a guest supporting character to Nathan and that they quit after a couple of seasons and went all the way back to their homeworld.

After that they stopped for some snacks before heading to the 2017-present section, which had all of Nathan and Mel’s friends there greeting them including Justin, Liam, Andria, Brandon, Adam Hughes, Angelina, and several others and at this point the ‘hero and villain’ groups had started out with a handful of villains for Mel to fight - of course the original villain group for Mel consisted of Lem, Adalind (from Grimm), Kirk Langstrom, Jerry Dandrige, Sithius (the evil version of her boyfriend), Demona, Ben Willis, Skeksil, Donald Trump, Butch and Cassidy, Amilyn, Sammi Kurr, and several others.

Mel explained before Corey - her companion who would go with Oats was Ratty, who later did end up joining the hero team as a member and becoming a Nile Road resident. They had some lunch before they went through another exhibit in the museum.

In this exhibit it focused all about Mel and her relationship with Lithius along with her friends and her adventures as the destined heroine of the ‘Monster World’, now that some Monster World creator characters were no longer good to her she decided she could correct what they had done wrong and be a hero. A screen showed a scene with her and a redeemed Russell Brand hugging each-other.

This was followed by the arrival of the Trump ducks who came in as valuable supporting characters during the Trump presidency era - and Trumpy Cat who of course became close friends with Oats and Corey, Mel got all teary eyed as she showed them all a memorial room.

The memorial room was dedicated to her former ‘support’ cast members who had left or had passed away, including one who was a big inspiration to her - Heather, and one who bonded with her - named ‘Vera’. ‘Did you like working with these cast members, mommy?’ ‘Yes Oatsie. I did.’

A tragic scene played on the screen depicting the final appearance of Mel’s father ‘James’, and Corey began to understand why she was getting all emotional about it. After a scene showing what seemed like a while of Jill trying to find someone to help take care of Mel, it showed another world on the screen, the world depicted was of the home Mel once occupied before moving to Nile Road.

‘Did you like this home, mommy?’ ‘It was nice but it was not to my liking.’ ‘I can understand that. I felt sad when I was there too.’ At the end of the 2019 exhibit of the museum there was a new exhibit depicting the current life of Mel and her friends, starting with a movie which was about her moving to Nile Road with Oats. Mel showed them all the Nile Road exhibit and told them how she didn’t like joining at first or even like the idea of it, but she grew to like it and made many new friends.

Initially it was just staying for a couple of days or even a week but that all altered and changed. When they reached the present day era there was a whole section introducing Corey Covid (and the giant microbe gang) to the cast along with Oats’s unicorn family, which was later followed by the addition of several new pals - and Aiyido the beholder joined as a new cast-member. Initially Corey started as a companion to Ratty at Rosemary Avenue but the covid microbe found himself befriending Oats and going on many adventures.

Which was followed by the introduction to the Mushabellies as part of the cast even though they (along with the beanie babies) were the original groups of friends that resided with Mel, and the introduction of the palm pals - followed by the introduction of the Snackles.

Then came the many new supporting cast members in the form of the Nile Road ladies, quite a few of the ladies were added to the memorial area such as Anne Marie, Neive, Cathy, Jess, Becka, and Ysa. But there was a section dedicated to Belinda who had become Mel’s new permanent supporting cast member.

There was an exhibit themed around the Dan Aykroyd transformations and the Were-Aykroyd lore which explained the many different versions of the Aykroydverse including the Dum Dum Were-Aykroyd verse, as posters advertising feature length presentations of the ‘Were-Aykroyd’ adventures and the ‘Dum Dum Were-Aykroyd Saga’ were shown.

It showed Mel and Nathan joining a group of Aykroyd fans in the Discord universe who all loved their work, Mel said she wished she could have been kept on longer but she got removed from the cast roster of that universe when she was framed by Teppum Teh Putrid, a villain that Corey and Oats had battled and defeated.

This was followed by the addition of a new permanent supporting cast member in the form of Anglo the anglerfish as well as a lot of new squishmallow pals - including Anglo and his group which formed a squishmallow group called the ‘Under the Sea Squad’.

The screen showed Mel with one of her latest friends Serena, and there was an ‘in memoriam’ video of her friend Christine - who had a whole room in the memorial section dedicated to her. Mel smiled as she recalled how she and Serena first met, bonding over deceased celebrities they missed and felt bad for him, in particular Glenn Shadix.

There was a special section dedicated to a special supporting character of hers who helped her deal with the problems she had with some of her ‘in-show-only’ enemies. They all had lunch before entering a room introducing the newest members of their group of friends, which included the best room of all.

The best room of all was all about Piff being introduced as a cast member, Piff initially could only just say his own name like a Pokemon but he learned how to speak English and he developed his own personality, that of a silly and cheeky puffer who loved to make people laugh. And he was flirty, he considered himself a romantic.

Piff laughed as he saw a movie of himself in all of his disguises like his K-Pop boy band member attire, sumo wrestler outfit, his samurai outfit, his favorite kimono, a Godzilla costume, and even in drag as a geisha. ‘Piff, you are a very talented fish.’

“So what do you guys think of this museum?”

“Oh Mel, it certainly is really interesting.”

“It is interesting to learn all about adventures you have been one.”

‘Yeah, even before I came along.’ Corey exclaimed. ‘We have learned so much about you and what it was like for you.’ ‘Yeah, you have lots of interesting companions you have worked with.’ ‘And I never knew you were part of so many online universes.’ ‘You did Blues Brothers, Final Fantasy, Simpsons, Animal House, and South Park fan scripts too? Did those ever get to be made.’ ‘They did but I lost them.’

A movie showed Wailleo the beluga whale performing Nessun Dorma in concert, performing with the ghost of Luciano Pavorroti. ‘Now that is one gifted whale.’ ‘Whales are naturally gifted at singing.’

They all cheered as they saw all their recent adventures being portrayed on the screen, Corey and Oats both had afternoon tea as they celebrated all of Mel’s achievements. And in this area of the museum they saw that Mel’s hero and villain teams both had formed into the ones they knew today and they all had a good time.

After their museum tour was finished they bought some gifts at the gift-shop and hugged Mel, they left the museum and used some magic from the bedbox to teleport themselves back to Nile Road, and they all told their friends.

Piff told everyone about how fun the museum was and how much he learned about Mel’s history in the Deviantart universe and how she had come along since what was known as the ‘Drmusic2’ era. ‘No matter what the content, no matter what the adventure, she is always there for us.’ ‘And we are all glad.’

They all sat down and relaxed before having dinner and celebrating, and Oats smiled as he thanked Mel for the adventure. ‘And to celebrate, we should all have drinks.’ ‘Oh alright Piff you can do it.’ ‘Great! Champagne, champagne for everyone!’ Piff exclaimed.

Piff had some champagne and poured some for his friends as they all bonded over what they thought was a brilliant adventure - they emailed Jill afterwards and they all had a lovely time. They had a celebratory karaoke session with all of the family members joining in with the singing.

After their karaoke session was finished and they all went to the bedroom to get ready for bed, Oats put on a pink night-gown and Corey put on his bat pajamas as Piff put on his sleeping kimono.

They all brushed their teeth before jumping into bed and picking out friends to snuggle up with, they all thanked Mel for the adventure as Piff turned off the light and everyone said good night, once they drifted off to sleep they all had sweet dreams. In Piff’s dream he dreamed he was in the museum with Tangie the orange and green fish and he was eating sea-weed cakes with her and cuddling her and kissing her.

And so their adventure had come to an end but more are coming up, so stay tuned.

[void-tiger]

I literally have OldSchool DW to blame for 2/3 of my ot3s.

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[dans-den]

My Top 5 Worst Movies of 2022

What's going on everyone, it's Dan here and today I'll be going over my Top 5 worst movies of 2022. I didn't want to go with easy one's like secrets of Dumbledore or Jurassic world: Dominion, I wanted to dig deeper and find movies that slipped under the radar or people haven't heard much about and review those.

I've said it twice and I'll say it again, these are my opinions and all of this is subjective. You may agree or disagree with me and that's fine. With that said, lets begin

Number 5 is Black Panther: Wakanda Forever from Marvel/Disney (6/10)

Right off the bat, I'm making a lot of enemies with putting this movie at number 5. Now keep in mind, this movie had to be rewritten due to the passing of Chadwick Boseman so what we got wasn't the original vision but rather salvaging what they could. I already gave my complicated feelings on a review for it last month and while I gave it a 6/10, I personally did not like this movie. It's okay for what we ended up getting, but I still felt they could have pushed this back and taken more time with it rather than salvaging what they could to make a movie. The first half almost put me to sleep and the second half is where it started picking up the slack. The end credit scene was nice but unlike the old post credit scenes from previous Marvel movies before Endgame, it won't lead to the next film but rather give us a hint at what's to come. Who knows when that plan or if it will ever happen. Overall, I'm glad they gave homage to the late Chadwick Boseman, but as a movie itself, its nothing too special. Shuri is a great Black Panther and I loved her personal journey, but other than that the movie is just lackluster.

Number 4 goes to Lightyear from Pixar/Disney (5.5/10)

Now this was a movie that had plenty of potential to be a great movie based on a beloved character from Toy Story, but it was a mess to infinity and beyond anything I could have imagined. The tone is off, its different from the happy go star commander were all use to seeing. Here it's a more serious and dark tone where Buzz normally gives off this upbeat and somewhat campy space ranger tone like with Duck Dodgers or the Jetsons or even Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, I was hoping that's what this movie would be like. The tone just doesn't fit, in fact this doesn't seem like a Buzz Lightyear movie. It feels more like a generic space commander movie with Buzz slapped on it for marketing. I also wanna address the "controversial" same sex kiss scene...it was a literal peck, not like they full on frenched each other so I don't see how that could have ruined the movie. The movie suffered due to its time travel plot being ridiculous and its tone being more serious than it should have. Feels like this was meant to be a sci-fi horror film rather than a Disney film with a Toy Story character. I admire that they're trying something new, but this is not the way to go about it. Plus the twist with Zurg? Like why? As I said, this movie had potential, but it was just not steered in the proper direction and it suffered for not staying faithful to the character of Buzz Lightyear.

Number 3 will be going to THE....MOVIE OF ALL TIME! Morbius from Marvel/Sony (5/10)

It's Morbin' Time! I know I complained about Lightyears plot but at least that had a plot. The plot for this movie was near nonexistent! This movie is something else, Jared Leto once again showing that superhero movies are not his best attribute less we remember his....memorable role as the Joker from Suicide Squad (2016) and the Snyder Cut of Justice League (he did way better there than in Suicide Squad). I already gave my thoughts on the movie back in April and while I did give it a 5/10 initially, I feel that the score needs to be brought down to like a 4 or a 3.5 because this movie is just a complete MEME! So much so that Sony saw the meme attention it was getting and had the Megamind idea to rerelease the film again thinking it would do better this time around....but it actually flopped AGAIN! This is the first film to have a box office flop twice! That is an accomplishment in it of itself! While I don't think its a great superhero movie, it's definitely a so bad its good superhero movie, to me this is more of a guilty pleasure movie that you just watch to have a good laugh with some mindless action thrown in. This definitely holds a special place in my catalog of memorable movies and superhero movies, This is a rare distinction on this list so Morbius I tip my hat to you for being everyones....movie of all time!

Number 2 goes to the direct to streaming Halloween movie Hocus Pocus 2 from Disney/Disney Plus (3/10)

Now this is one of those movies I felt did not need to happen, but since it's Halloween it's time to see what beloved Halloween classics need to be given a sequel for next generation. A sequel that adds nothing but just trying to be hip and with it. I tried to avoid watching this movie but I just couldn't get away from it. My sisters house, My job, even my own house I was doomed to watch and finish this movie. I watched it on several occasions to finish and it was worse than I thought. First off, the original Hocus Pocus was dark, there is no denying that these witches were unapologetically evil draining the youth from children (killing them in the process), turning kids into cats, bringing back the dead and trying to kill more children. The opening even shows them witches being hung, they even showed that in this sequel. Speaking of the sequel, it's just generic Halloween kids movie with the Hocus Pocus named slapped on. This movie tries to give us backstory on the Sanderson sisters which I'll admit is nice but it also tries to make them more sympathetic and seem like they're the real victims. I understand they grew up in Salem during a time when Women had no say in anything and witch hunts happened on the daily, but it doesn't work when we've established that they're ruthless in the original. But here, they act like grandma's where technology is foreign to them and they've become sillier rather than major threats and how in the end, they rest in peace thanks to the power of friendship. It doesn't make any sense, especially when they were destroyed in the previous film, they get brought back again from a candle almost thirty years later? It doesn't make sense and it just seems lazy. I don't think they needed to be made sympathetic, they should have been just as ruthless and threatening as they were in the original movie. I enjoy villain's who are unapologetically evil just as much as I enjoy the one's you can sympathize with. They should have been kept Unapologetically evil from the start. Also the main heroes (if you can call them that even though they brought back the Sanderson sisters to begin with) are generic as can be, I don't remember any of their names. The only part I enjoyed from this movie was when Mary Sanderson used Roombas as broom sticks to fly, that actually got a laugh out of me and that Hannah Waddingham makes a hot witch lady ngl. Other than that, this movie had no reason to exist. It was nice seeing the OG actresses reprise their roles, but this was still shameless nostalgic bait to gain more subscribers for Disney Plus.

After all I said, I'm sure you're asking yourself "what could possibly be worse than Hocus Pocus 2?! I thought for sure this would be the worst movie!" but you be wrong my friends, the worst movie of 2022 is....

Number 1 goes to The Munsters (2022) from Rob Zombie (1/10)

With everything I've said about these films, I can at least watch them in their entirety even If I gotta do it in short bursts, but this film was so bad I had to stop it halfway through and leave my own room just to reflect on the decisions I've made leading up to that. I was not able to finish this movie and I don't plan to finish watching this abomination. This movie has been distributed to DVD, Amazon Prime and Netflix (which is where I watched it). My god, I respect Rob Zombies work not only in film but his music as well I actually enjoy his music especially Dragula, that's a personal favorite of mine. I've enjoyed his other films like the Zombie Horror Picture Show, 3 from Hell and Lords of Salem, but something went wrong here. I also want to point out I am a fan of The Munsters, I watched the classic tv show as a kid and even now I still enjoy that along with other 60's classics such as The Addams Family and the 1960's Batman TV show. But this film is far from its source material. It get's almost nothing right except the bare minimum. It doesn't feel like The Munsters it feels like a parody of The Munsters if that. It's just impressions and costumes mixed with cheesy rock and roll elements slapped on it. The jokes and Puns feel so forced and the setting is just horror meets old time rock and roll. I guess it's an origin story on how Herman and Lily met but their characters in the film don't match up who they are, it doesn't seem like The Munsters at all. It's set to be in the 1400's but treats it like the 1970's or 1980's and it doesn't really seem funny at all it just looks bizarre. I have no idea what they were thinking taking this 1960's classic and turning it into this cheesy origin love story. The origin story could possibly work, but I think Rob Zombie was the worst choice to do it considering his main works. When I first heard The Munsters were getting a movie this year and that it would be done up by Rob Zombie, I was excited. Unfortunately, the movie did not deliver on anything. It was clever, it wasn't funny and I don't even think cringe is the best way to describe this, it's just unbearable and I will never go back to finishing that film unless I was obligated to or if I get lucky with a lady if I watch it, that's it. It's a shame this happened to a beloved property I grew up watching, this makes The Munster's movies from the 90's look better by comparison and that's why I believe The Munsters (2022) is the worst movie of 2022.

Let's see how many enemies I make today, I'll post my Top 5 best movies tomorrow and should wrap up the year for me.

See ya!

[buginateacup]

🥰, 🏆 and 📒?

🥰 - Fav Story. Ooooh that's so hard. Tea with Topsy is my big one that has character development and growth and is such a slow burn you'll get frostbite, though Rings is very quickly catching up in a completely different direction.

But I think If I was going to pick just one it might have to be Run. I'm really proud of that one for consolidating a lot of random thoughts I had about what Damsel as a Profession entails and why Roxanne does it and I think its a really excellent self-contained story that has a clear direction and purpose and has a lot of gut punches but ends with that Brains/Brawn/Boss combo that is just *chef's kiss*

🏆- Fic you're most proud of. Definitely Tea with Topsy. Its still not done (and is in a really harsh point in the story) but it was my first long fic in a long time and approaches things in a way that I hope is entirely new to a lot of other fics I've seen, both in the worldbuilding sense and the idea of what drives Roxanne and how she finds herself falling for Megamind and how they handle literally everything that comes with being a damsel who falls for a supervillain and does something about it.

Plus Roxanne gets to make friends with some of the Doom Syndicate and I am very invested in Roxanne having more friends.

and 📒 - Any fics planned?

Oh gods SO MANY. 99% of which are for Megamind of course. Off the top of my head there is Blue Ruin (1920s Jazz Age AU). Paperwork Polycule (Roxanne and the three aliens all get married to stop Megamind, Metro Man and Minion getting deported. Cue slice of life domesticity and falling in love.) There's a follow-up to Presentation, a 5+1 times Roxanne got Megamind to be her fake date (and one time it wasn't fake at all) fic, Roxanne rescues kitties and Megamind can purr fic, a LOT of threesome fics in various combinations, a ballroom dancing fic that is going to get feral horny, a First Kiss fic that is all feelings, A Roxanne got dumped and accidentally wound up having a really good night out with an in disguise Megamind (and an even better rest of the night in one she finds out its him) another Queen's Gambit fic that is mostly about Beth playing speed chess, and a Hadestown/Doctor Who Thoschei mashup.

That's not all of them, there are a couple of established fics that are getting continued too.

I would really like to finish the first thing I started writing for the Megamind fandom which is Roxanne on the balcony of a party around Xmas time and gets a lift home on the hoverbike (that's it. That's the plot) and gets to borrow a cape because its snowing...someday....

[adamarks]

Name ten favorite characters from ten different things (books, tv, film, etc.), then tag ten people.

thank you @caitybuglove23 and @theflyingpeach for tagging me :)

Sherlock Holmes- i love a detective idk what to say. I was obsessed with the great mouse detective when I was little and eventually the love morphed into that of the og. The heart of the detective..... his flamboyancy, his cold fake ass exterior, his kind kind heart, his gayness. *chef’s kiss*

Bertie Wooster- we stan a dumbass with a heart of gold. idk what else to say. Eat the rich except for this loser.

Westley from The Princess Bride-  I’m straight for one man. Anyone that says shit like “Death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it for awhile.” and “There are so few perfect breasts in this world, it would be a shame to ruin yours.” deserves only my deepest love and adoration. 

Sophie Hatter- I very deeply relate to both her resignation to life and the fact that she wants to be herself but feels restrained because of her situation. plus who doesn’t love a gilf, amirite howl?

Po from Kung Fu Panda- my love for po can be summarized with:  “who are you?” “I’ve been asking the same question. Am I the son of a panda? The son of a goose? A student? A teacher? Turns out, I’m all of them. I am the dragon warrior.” the struggle of trying to find yourself within all of these conflicting parts. and then being able to accept all of those parts to become your truest self.... that’s the meaning of life baby. 

Simon Snow- a darling. a dear. a dragon boy. 

Baz Pitch- a boy i could love. a boy i want 2 hold.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III- this series meant a lot to me. it was very formative for me. and it touched me in ways i can’t describe. I can recite the entire first movie. “this, is berk. it’s a few degrees north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death. it’s located solidly on the meridian of mis-

Megamind- IT’S ABOUT BECOMING SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S ABOUT DEFYING THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!

John Watson- start the list with one husband, finish it out with another. we love acd’s self insert character he used to write fanfic about him and his teacher. :) but no really i think a well-done john watson is fucking amazing to experience.

tagging @pastel-pink-death @krisrix @fight-surrender @ueberdemnebelmeer

[lokiarsene]

like yesterday, here's a bullet list of my thoughts for episodes 18~21

thoughts on episode 18:

oh no, it's the beach episode.

-- i really like how they show the way the PT take care of futaba. ren patiently cleaning up her room in between hours at the florist, them playing vidya with her, or just having lunch together in montage moments is very sweet. it makes me wish the anime had much slower pacing, more slice of life-y kind of drama.

-- watching yusuke, ryuji, and futaba lose their freakin minds over good curry is VERY relatable.

-- i still don't understand why ann and makoto thought that a two piece frilly bathing suit was the way to go with futaba. a one piece that she could wear under a long wrap or a hoodie would've made so much more sense... but >male gaze

-- have i told y'all how fucking tired i am of the sexualization of the teenage girls in p5 yet, and how it is one of the several things that fuckin ruined this game for me

have i?

well here it is again

none of the previous games were as bad as this b t w and p4 had one of the dungeons be a STRIP CLUB.

-- yusuke and his lobsters are wonderful.

-- oh god i forgot COMPLETELY about the whole 'mental shutdowns' thing in this game's plot. i think because it's all so pointlessly convoluted. p3 had something similar but even there it was just people turned catatonic for weeks on end when the monthly boss-shadows drew near.

i think the reason i find this so hard to understand is because from p3 to p4 the rules of shadows didn't really change so much. p3 had the persona users go up against shadow bosses; p4 had people confront the shadows within themselves, either accepting them completely (which then turned into persona), or the shadow 'absorbed' the person and ran rampant as a monster. neither of those rules really contradict each other, but in p5 personal shadows for persona users are gone completely, and how you deal with other people's personal shadows doesn't even involve them being present to complete the merge.

mona says that persona users can't have palaces, but persona users in 4 could and DID have 'dungeons' within the shadows' worlds. these dungeons dealt specifically with what was at the core of the shadows' emergence--a deep secret and a hidden truth that caused the shadow to grow, a place that was a replica and a distortion of reality based upon that suppressed truth. so that sure sounds like a fucking palace to me.

so....................... unless there's like, multiple realities folded into our own, and persona users can only access certain ones.................. i'm just super confused.

like, i know it's because the rules change game to game, but p3 to p4 didn't have any contradictions, and p2 didn't contradict anything in p3, either. it just went from a full party of wild card users to a singular one.

-- i'm glad ann's getting a little screentime here. i was just thinking about how other characters' development was lacking after makoto and futaba got so much focus.

-- mona's so sweet to ann ;-; now that he has a human form in p5r, i hope they become really good friends. she needs a kind guy friend that'll be reliable~ plus he makes her laugh.

-- sojiro talking about the anniversary of wakaba's death is......... really interesting........ considering that screenshot of futaba sitting next to a woman with the exact same haircut as her "deceased" mother.

-- ren reassuring mona that he absolutely has to be human, that he will return to who he used to be once they figure out what's happening in the metaverse is jsut jdfklasd

AND HIS LIL ROUND OF APPLAUSE WHEN MONA TALKS ABOUT ALL THE THINGS HE'S GOING TO DO TO KEEP THE WORLD SAFE ;-;

AND THAT SHOT OF HIM SLEEPING CURLED UP ON REN'S STOMACH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-- listen i know mona isn't rly a cat but he's the BEST cat

thoughts on episode 19:

oh it's the hawaii episode.

-- man what the hell kinda budget do these school's got that they can just go overseas with dozens of students on a yearly basis? that's impressive.

-- ryuji: "whoa, awesome! ..... i don't really get it, but awesome!" fjdsafds okay that got a laugh outta me. good one, ryuji.

-- ren: "i'm excited, too." (said in a monotone) fjklsadsl BLESS THIS BOY

-- ren's FACE when he learns that futaba installed a spying app on his phone and can hear him/see pictures he takes is...... kind of hilarious. especially if you have the headcanon that he and akechi send dumbass snapchats to each other a lot--which i do. and which you do now, too.

-- mona's depression is ten times more sad because he's a cat okay :c why they gotta make the cat so cute

-- ren, ryuji, and ann's lil sleepover is adorable. especially since ann chastises ryuji for not knowing one of the basic rules of a sleepover: if you start talkin' about your crushes, you gotta start with your own~ thems the rules lads

-- rip principal bloatneck.

-- honestly that truck shoulda at least TRIED to stop.

-- "A LO HA." goddammit that's adorable

AND HE GIVES THE LEI NECKLACE TO MONA FJDSKFJDSKL ren you're so SWEET.

-- I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT MONA CALLS SAE "ONEE-NO-NIIJIMA" FJADSKLFJDSKL ahhhh it's so cute.

-- the PT targeting okumura, who is essentially the dave thomas with political ambitions of the persona 5 world, is far funnier now that i phrase it like that.

-- ANN, OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE, SAYING THAT THEY PROBABLY BROUGHT THIS RECENT TROUBLE ON THEMSELVES, IS A FUCKING STUPID WRITING DECISION. I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE DIDN'T LOOK AT THAT AND GO, "ANN WOULDN'T SAY THIS. ANN HAS NO REASON TO SAY IT." god. lmao PLEASe let p5r be a goddamn second draft.

-- mona's totally right that ryuji's just concerned with getting popular and his dick wet. like,,, that's why this argument only made me hate ryuji more than i already did. he gets pissy when mona points out the truth.

god he sucks lmao

I'M SORRY I'M SO SALTY YOU GUYS

LOOK I'LL SAY SOMETHING NICE: SAE AND AKECHI ARE COOL

-- i really like how guarded akechi's face looks in his conversation with sae, and how off his guard he looks when she tells him that she's not going to hold back, especially since the culprit is doing such dire, awful things. he's not exactly surprised, but he's definitely uneasy and shaken by what he hears. which makes me wonder who he’s really concerned for--himself, or for ren (and the PT by extension, but akechi only really seems to care about ren, so).

the reason i like that is because the okumura arc in p5 is really where akechi's mind starts its downward spiral. principal kobayakawa's death obviously rattled him, especially since the only reason the principal died was because shido saw him as useless and disposable, something akechi is desperate NEVER TO BE. and it's that + what happens with okumura that really kicks him over the edge.

i hope p5r will give us the chance to pull him back from it. he deserves a better chance than the game's subpar writing gave to him.

thoughts on episode 20:

-- ren wakes up in a panic because he thinks he sees mona on his bed ;___________;

-- goro snoopin' on the PT's LOUD, TOTALLY CONSPICUOUS conversation in front of okumura foods' HQ is kind of adorable if you remember he clearly loves star wars (HE HAS A LIGHT SABER), and the camera cuts to his face right as they're talking about big bang and outer space lingo.

-- oh, haru. i really wish you were the black mask. that would've been so much cooler--and an actual twist. her total hopeless panic about being a beauty thief could still be a thing (because it is actually endearing), it'd just be an act. but that's me talkin' fix-its again.

-- i really like the scene of haru defending mona to the PT on the rooftop, then cutting to show just how strained her relationship is with her father. she exists to be useful to her father's ambitions and nothing else, and that scene really drove home just how painful that is for her.

-- REN TWIRLS HIS HAIR BETWEEN TWO FINGERS WHEN HE'S DEEP IN THOUGHT. AHHHHHHH I FORGOT HE DID THAT

-- oh hey remember how the game went through the trouble of showing how haru's fiance is a sexist, violent, animal-hurting piece of shit and then promptly failed to actually separate her from him in game (i think you only can do that in her s-link?? the s-link you can barely finish in your first run of the game??), and in t hEN SHOWED HER IN THE CAR WITH HIM LATER, LOOKING HORRIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE?

god this story makes me so fucking mad lmfao STOP PUTTING GIRLS IN PHYSICALLY OR SEXUALLY VIOLENT PERIL AND NEVER ACTUALLY ENSURING THAT THEY'RE SAFE, YOU DAVID CAGE LEVEL OF HACK BULLSHIT WRITERS.

-- ryuji running into the attic, all worried about mona, with a first aid kit, is..... very good. very good and endearing. good on you, ryuji.

-- haru gently encouraging mona to tell the truth is also really good. idk if i just missed it in the game or what, but i really like how she's presented in the anime. she's like a counterpart to ren--soft, sincere, observant, patient, yet she's made of pure steel beneath all that.

thoughts on episode 21:

-- WHY WAS HARU'S GRANDFATHER GIVING COFFEE TO A FIVE YEAR OLD

-- haru, the reason your father's heart grew twisted is thanks to capitalism. you gotta change the heart of capitalism.

-- not to be all poochie here but whenever akechi isn't on screen, all i can ask myself is whERE'S AKECHI?

-- HOW CAN I TAKE THE EVIL DAVE THOMAS SERIOUSLY WHEN HE'S DRESSED LIKE FUCKIN MEGAMIND?

-- okay see this is where i'm thrown completely out of the story or even really liking haru. haru just listened to her dad's shadow saying he would PIMP HER OUT TO HER FIANCE WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT. and she still is just like ~no i want him to go back to being kind~

bitch are you nuts

are you NUTS

youR DAd SHOULD DIE AND YOU'D BE BETTER OFF

CONSIDERING HOW THE GAME GOES, YOU ARe BETTER OFF

god. i'm getting so mad again lmao

-- ren approaching haru to point out that if the truth of her father's crimes comes to light, she'll forever be associated with him (and with all the harm and ruined reputation that brings) is, once again, further reminder of just how... damn good ren is. he doesn't hesitate to speak from the heart nor does he ever fail to listen to someone else speak from theirs.

-- also not for nothing but uh

how did the cops not like

figure out how the PT phan-site was set up within the first few months and track it down to mishima? was that ever addressed at all?

-- honestly another reason why i get so fucking mad about this okumura stuff is the game goes SO FAR OUT OF ITS WAY to make you feel BAD that he died, when he was by all rights a fucking shitheel monster, yet when akechi dies it's like 'oh well. that sucked.' fuck off, atlus. the death of a greedy, heartless CEO isn't more sad just because his gaslit daughter is conditioned to be sad about it.

i understand that a large part of the shock after okumura's death is because the PT don't know if they did anything wrong. but okumura was in no way a good person. he was in no way a person whose redemption overruled all the hurt and harm he did. that has been the case for EVERY PT target before this, so why the fuck is okumura suddenly so different? why SHOULD he be?

the difference between him and, say, akechi is that okumura et. al. all made those choices on their own to do terrible things. they delighted in it, they enjoyed it. but akechi, much like futaba, was forced into a cycle of self-destruction--it’s just that in futaba’s case, her self-destruction targeted herself, and akechi’s was quite literally weaponized and used against others. he approached shido as a young teenager and was then used by him for years.

a teenage boy being used as a magical hitman by his shitlord father is far more deserving of sympathy and redemption than grown adults who willingly make the decision to harm, abuse, and prey on others. but no, the game didn’t want to do that.

this is another big problem i have with p5's second and third acts: it's so tonally dissonant and sloppy. it's like they didn't try to actually be as rebellious and hellraiser-y as the first act WANTED to be, and it all ends up being such a limp-dick shriveled mess of "let's fight against this rotten society!! ......... as long as it in no way actually upsets anyone or does any REAL change." fuck off lmao

that's not me even commenting on the "twist" and how it needed to be explained MULTIPLE TIMES to the player for it to make any sense.

and it still doesn't make sense to me btw.

so that's another thing i hope p5r fixes.

-- rip evil dave thomas megamind.

-- akechi floating the idea to sae that the phantom thieves had nothing to do with okmura’s death is............................ interesting.

[rubykgrant]

I hope the Detective Pikachu movie opens up the possibility for other live-action Pokemon films-

-it would be nice to see a “kid on a Gym Badge Journey” one (not specifically Ash, just a general Protagonist Trainer)

-a Pokemon Snap themed movie, where somebody is going to interesting areas and taking pictures (imagine how beautiful some of the scenes from the game would look, but with the new movie graphics)

-Team Rocket movie! Jessie, James, and Meowth are the main characters (and it works almost like Megamind, where the villains are the heroes, and also absolute goofballs. oh, and it has the song! plus, Giovanni is a Bond-esque villain)

-a movie that explores all the lore that we get hints of in the games

-something that centers on the Legendary Pokemon

-a movie where the main character is somebody who enters Contests with their Pokemon, and then they go to Poke’Star Studios

-a movie about the Poke’Athlon events

-a movie about the Haircut Brothers, and other Pokemon Groomers

-something where a researcher explores the Ruins of Alph (we got a little bit of this in the 3rd movie with Entei and the Unknown, but MORE)

-a Daycare movie with lots of cute Baby Pokemon!

-one that centers on the Bug Catching Contest in the park

-just a movie all about Dragon Types, because DRAGONS

-a spooky movie about Lavender Town

-a movie about a musical group of Jigglypuff, but each one likes different kinds of music (on is a Heavy Metal Jiggly, one is a Soft Rock Jiggly, and so-on)

-an Alola centered movie (but with a unique story, not something specifically from the games/show)

-Pokemon Rescue Team movie (now THIS is what Id’ think would make sense for a Ryan Reynolds people-talking Pikachu; it is just a normal guy who got turned into a Pika, and shenanigans ensue)

-remember that girl, Laura Laramie, from the pokemon race and the Ponyta/Rapidash? a whole movie about her (and other rancher/cowboy fun with Pokemon)

-one all about Eevee and the Eeveelutions!

-Fossils

[supermagicalpotato]

the rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better

tagged by: @devil-pussie (sorry it took so long!)

nicknames: There was Peanut but that was mostly one my dad used, Nee, and other than that idk. I’m probably “Crazy Bitch” to my brother when my back is turned lol.

gender: female

zodiac: either Sagittarius or Capricorn, zodiac websites can’t agree it seems. Most of the time it’s Sagittarius though so I go with that one.

height: 5′1″

time: 2:45am

fav band(s): Florence and the machine, IAMX, The Cranberries, The Police, some of Depeche Mode’s stuff, uhhh what else... I used to love Nightwish but I haven’t listened to their stuff in a while. Same for Within Temptation, Lacuna Coil. I don’t listen to a lot of music these days now that I think about it.

fav solo artist(s): Well I’ll always be a big fan of Lady Gaga. There’s Björk that I like as well, and Dido. I’m sure I’m forgetting someone. (Wtf why am I writing a damn novel at every question)

song stuck in my head: fsagdfkjshfasdhflkjh fucking Careless Whisper by George Michael. I also have Take on me by A-ha stuck in my head when George Michael slips away for a few minutes.

last movie i saw: oh dear idk... doesn’t really count but Megamind cause I play it to fall asleep lol (I know it by heart xD)

last show i saw: Steven Universe (and for those who have seen the latest episode : OMFG I CALLED IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT. EVERYBODY I SHARED MY THEORIES WITH TOLD ME IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW). And before that Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune lol.

when did i create my blog: ‘bout a year ago I think??

what do i post: a bit of everything really but I like posting whatever I think is funny, plus feminist/social justice-esque stuff. Oh and whiny text posts in the middle of the night to vaguely complain about my life. I try to keep it light for my own sake though. It gets really depressing here sometimes.

last thing i googled: the name of the band A-ha lmao I can never remember if it’s Ah-A or A-Ha

do i have any other blogs: yea I have another dedicated to following Pokémon and Crafts blogs

do i get asks: nope lol

why did i choose my url: because everything I usually use was taken and when that happens I turn to potato-themed usernames.

following: 403

followed by: 115

average hours of sleep: either not enough or too many

lucky number: If I knew that I’d be luckier.

instruments: I used to play the guitar, the flute, the trombone and the piano. Nowadays I just sing (and that’s when no one’s around). My dad left me a bass so I’ll probably learn how to play that eventually, when I’m a bit more emotionally stable cause right now it reminds me of him too much and the wound is still real fresh so I just end up crying.

what i’m wearing:  blue pajama pants with penguins on em, a shirt with a green Mario shroom that says Grow Up, and a dirty brown hoodie.

dream job: something like...idk... a job where I’d get to brainstorm a lot and give ideas to people. I’m usually better at inspiring people than doing the stuff myself.

dream trip: “Yucatan, Mexico because i’d really like to see the Chichén Itzá ruins and cry on some ancient rocks.“<= @devil-pussie hehe <3

I don’t really know what my dream trip would be, there’s too much to see!! But I think as long as I could take my mother with me, it’d be a dream trip anywhere. We never really got to travel, and I’ve love for her to see things she’s seen in the documentaries she watches all week long.

fav food: Lasagna, strawberry shortcake, anything with rasberries. I love fresh fruit, veggies. OH and CHEESE.

nationality: Canadian, maybe American too soon.

fav song: I’ll just list some songs that really get to me : Fire And Whispers - IAMX, Ode to my family - The Cranberries, Here With Me - Dido, Lithium - Evanescence, All is Full of Love/I Miss You - Björk, Tous les cris les SOS - Daniel Balavoine, Drumming - Florence and The Machine, and probably others

I fucking hate “favourite blabla” questions lmao, they make me anxious XD I tell myself “do I reaaaaallyy love this song? Like LOVEEE? IS IT REALLY MY FAVOURITE?! WHAT AM I FORGETTING?! I KNOW I’M FORGETTING ONE!!!”

last book i read: Oh dear... I think the last book I read was His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman. Again lmao. I did start Lundy Bancroft’s book on my phone but I have difficulty reading intensively on a screen.

top 3 fictional universes i wanna join: Mmmmh.... let’s see... Sailor Moon, Pokémon, and I’m not sure for the last one cause I have a few in mind. Maybe Harry Potter, The Worst Witch, anything with magic lol, Steven Universe, or Zelda...

Not that I didn’t like doing this but I wish my computer hadn’t lagged the whole time lol it would’ve been a bit easier! Now for the tagging... another part I hate cause I always forget someone and then I feel guilty lol

I tag @unesorcierecommelesautres (ou @setyourspiritdancing idk which one you use the most these days) @jaspy-jaspers @jelounie @jazmyyyyyyn @sangredesirena @loneliestlesbian @rottenweb @criticalzarya @triberation @owl-and-the-moon @bakerstreetdoctor and whoever else wants to do this! :)

[2018senseisponeg]

List of movies that are believed to never get a sequel

Rules of this list

Americans movies only.

The movie must something I’ve heard of before or at the very least, the movie has had its trailer viewed by me.

The movie can’t be a sequel/prequel.

This whole is based on my opinion. You can either agree with me or disagree with me. I don’t really care. Just don’t be hateful in you don’t like my opinion.

1999

Fantasia 2000 (Maybe it will get a sequel in the year 3000, but I doubt it since it is been 18 years and barely anyone cares about this anymore.)

The Iron Giant (It is perfect with just one movie.)

Our Friend, Martin (I remember my movie having this on VHS. Maybe they will do a reboot in like 2 years that time of me typing this or put it on Netflix with a more remastered look.)

2000

Chicken Run (Highest-grossing stop-motion film of all time...forgotten…Sequel? Maybe after Shaun the Sheep Movie 2.)

The Emperor’s New Groove (While I don’t remember the movie very well and seeing that it was liked by so many, there could be a small chance of a sequel, but knowing Disney...it is probably not going to happen especially after the failed tv series.)

The Tigger Movie (Slightly above average movie. Not getting a sequel.)

2001

Mickey’s Magical Christmas… (While I don’t really care about Mickey Mouse and am still trying to figure out what Goofy is, I think this movie should get a remastering or a sequel as it is a good movie for children and who could turn down a Christmas movie with Mickey Mouse?)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer...Misfit Toys (I'm not sure about this one, but maybe a remaster would work in a few years from now, but no need for a sequel/prequel for now.)

2002

Eight Crazy Nights (No…just no.)

Treasure Planet (It will not get a sequel due to the movie not doing good at all at the box office. What I think that had happened was the movie came out too soon. Like if it came now, everyone would love the movie’s use of 2D traditional animation combined with 3D computer animation.)

The Wild Thornberrys Movie (I doubt it since I believe this was the movie to finish the series with and that a sequel to this movie would be totally pointless. But who knows? Nickelodeon is one who likes surprising its audience with random stuff like having 3 movies be created for the older Nicktoons.)

2003

Piglet’s Big Movie (Not needed)

Rugrats Go Wild (Both series are discontinued so there is no need for another movie.

2004

Home on the Range (The movie was an average film, getting a 54% on Rotten Tomatoes. I think that it just awful. Terrible characters, awful animation style, Boring storyline, and worst of all, horrific humor. One of the worst Disney movie I’ve ever seen. Not needing a sequel EVER.)

The Lion King 1 ½ (While I don’t this sidequel needs a sequel, I wish that Disney, or any animated company for that matter, would make more movies like this one. Give a perspective of some movies. They do for books all the time.)

The Polar Express (I’m not sure about this film. Beautifully animated film. Perfect for Christmas time. Nominated for three Academy Awards. 55% on Rotten Tomatoes? While it was boring in some parts, I see that a lot of people put their lives into making this film. Might have a remake in a few years or so.)

2005

Corpse Bride (One of Tim Burton’s greatest movie of all time. No need of a sequel. It is perfect with one movie. Plus, I love all the fan art was created before/during/after the movie’s release. So dark and cute.)

Valiant (I don’t remember this movie. So��No sequel for you.)

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (How are going make a sequel w/o the voice actor for Wallace? I didn’t even know he passed away this year. It would be disrespectful to have a sequel without him in it. Also, you can’t have Gromit without Wallace. It just wouldn’t work.)

2006

Monster House (My second favorite horror film of all time. I wish that they would make a sequel of this movie, but the movie is probably better without a sequel for the series. One and done is all it needs.)

The Ant Buddy (No need for a sequel since it was a book adaptation.)

The Wild (A sad, rip-off of Madagascar and forgotten DISNEY film. No sequel for you)

2007

The Bee Movie (There was going to be a sequel, but it was canceled.)

Meet the Robinsons (Another forgotten Disney movie. Disney will never make a sequel of it because it didn’t make them enough money.)

2008

Bolt (Not impacting enough to get a sequel. It is not needed)

Fly Me to the Moon (This has got to be THE worst movie of 2008 I have ever seen. MY GOD, this movie was boring. Literally, nothing in this movie was interesting in the slightest. I hope it never gets a sequel.)

Igor (I don’t know about this movie. Igor 2? Maybe if it didn’t suck so bad. Ol’ fake ass Hunchback of Notre Dame looking ass dude with a fake ass Ren Höek and talking jar of piss.)

WALL-E (Same reason as Bolt)

2009

Coraline (It would be pointless to make a sequel plus Henry Selick doesn’t seem like a director who makes sequels. Plus, Plus, most book-to-movie adaptations don’t usually have sequel movies…unless you’re Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.)

G-Force (Rip-off of Alvin and the Chipmunks and SPY KIDS. I can’t believe this was a real movie. Should been a direct-to-video film. No sequel for you.)

Monsters vs. Aliens (This movie is stupidly bad. I dislike it because of how stupid it. Most of the film was ruined in the trailer. If Dreamworks is stupid enough, they might make a sequel of it, but I doubt it.)

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (This movie is like El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera means the not-so-subtle adult humor of Ren & Stimpy “Adult Party Cartoon and I sure as HELL don’t need to be reminded of that. No sequel for this horrible Mexican adult film.)

2010

Megamind (Don’t know. Not sure if they will make a sequel or not. Wtf is up with Dreamworks? Why aren’t they making as many movies as Disney? Like come on now.)

2011

Mars Needs Mom (No… JUST NO!!)

Puss in Boots (Dreamworks cancelled it for whatever reason. I don’t get Dreamworks. They’ll make a movie something terrible without thinking that it was terrible. But when it comes to good movies that made more money than said bad movies, they’ll forget it even happened…unless it is Shrek of course.

2012

The Illusionauts (http://awfulmovies.wikia.com/wiki/Fantastic_4orce)

2013

Free Birds (A movie that seems to be competing with the idea of Chicken Run. I didn’t see the movie and I am glad that I didn’t. No sequel for you. Movies that have a rating lower than 20% on Rotten Tomatoes don’t need to be watched to know how terrible they are.)

Epic (Almost mistaken the movie as a rip-off of FernGully. Good thing, Epic didn’t try to tell its audience to not destroy the forest and be environmentally friendly. The reason to why this film won’t be getting a sequel is because of uh… it was very forgettable, and visuals only help this movie with pleasing a few people.)

Escape from Planet Earth (It is like Planet 51 but worst with more unfunny humor and stupider characters. Sad how that movie came out five years before this…f*ck, no, you can’t get a sequel.)

2014

…I got nothing for this year specifically, so I say f*ck it. To 2015!

2015

The Good Dinosaur (The film feels like a re-imaging of the 2000 Dinosaur movie. Like they were going to make a sequel of Dinosaur, but they wanted to make it look more kid-friendly. No sequel because it is not interesting enough and it didn’t make an effective impact for Disney.)

Strange Magic (It is like if they combined BoxTrolls with Epic and removed all comedy from both films. Just like Epic, the visuals were lovely and beautiful, but it didn’t convince anyone to go see it. Also, the characters remind me of the monsters from Gremlins.)

Home (I’ve watched this movie at least 3 times and I’ve hated watching every time. This movie is boring as hell and has moronic characters. The film proves to me that Rihanna is not a good voice actor, but a talented artist. I sure wish that this movie would use other music besides Rihanna’s as it was getting annoying to listen to only her music through the film. No sequel because Dreamworks did not see as a money-making movie like Madagascar or Shrek.)

2016

Kubo and the Two Strings (No one saw this movie yet the rated as one of the greatest films of all-time. 95% on Rotten Tomatoes? That’s crazy and very hard to pull off. No sequel because Laika does not make sequels plus these films just about two to four years to make.)

Norm of the North (It got the “Foodfight! Effect” which is, when a movie gets 9% on rotten tomatoes and score lower than 4.0 on IMDb. I almost have mistaken this film for something that Sony made. Also, can we make the “Foodfight! Effect” a thing because the effect kind of starting with this movie and now The Emoji Movie is getting the same effect.) #FoodfightEffect #F.E.

 And that’s all the movies that will never get a sequel from 1999 to 2016. I will probably do this list again in 2019, but I might extend from 1999 to 1979 or 1989. Idk. Anyway, thank you for reading my list and I hope you have a good day.