#also im AGGRESSIVELY hungover and have to leave at 8:55am for the airport
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#please please please tell me why i woke up this morning#(wait note no assault risk or anything just embarrassment)#why did i wake up and my dress was to the side?#when in all of that fuckery did i get undressed??#i wanted to be so fuckable but last night of vacation and im just another girl puking in mexico#right in front of the person she wanted to be sexually interested in her#and i mean tmi but this was some whole guts shit imo but im probably biased im stilll.... something. hungover af#and this whole vacation i have the swagger of someone who could pull bitches and im so fucking charming#oughhghghghghgh three fucking chocolate martinis. im so fucking lightweight#and he (plus my roommate for the week) are there through it all cause he felt guilty cause he encouraged me drinking#didnt know his actions had consequences and im ms consequences :(#and i kept apologizing which made me even LESS hot#cue in megamind no bitches bc i ain't suave and i cant pull anyone ughghghgh#but. the fucking point of this. my dress wasnt on me. also my clothes are folded and my stack of dirty underwear were stacked on the table#like the one he was sitting at when i last saw him i was laying down listening to my slow playlist trying to not puke#guys. the illusion was so fucking ruined. guys. i aint pulling no bitches like this.#not that i expected to on vacation but i wanted the illusion of being able to and that bitch just shattered#also im AGGRESSIVELY hungover and have to leave at 8:55am for the airport#i think im crossing chocolate martinis off the list that one fucked me up too good at too big a cost
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