#pls enjoy clueless dad wes

[wesxevans]

open starter: @aurorabaystarter

where: tables outside of sweet nothings

It was Wes' day off and he wanted to spend the day with his daughter rather than just staying in the house all day. He was sitting at one of the tables outside of Sweet Nothings when he asked, "Do babies like aquariums? Maybe we could go to the aquarium. Would she even care?" Wes looked down at Elise. "Would you even care?" The baby responded in babbling nonsense that made Wes smile and his heart nearly burst. "I just don't want to sit around all day." He added, speaking to the adult again.

[jodiellie]

Day 4: Born Day (ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ)♡ (16/05/2024)

Health

Water intake: 340mL (I totally forgot to monitor myself today because I kept trying to have fun on my birthday AAAAAAA)

Sleep: 3:00am - 11:30am (we slightly better 👀)

Daily vitamin C intake ❌

Allergy meds ❌

At least I did some stretches before I went to bed LORD

As usual, link will be linked below :> my hips and lower back were in a lot of pain so this rly helped! It's also a nice way to go to bed by relaxing your muscles first~

10-Min Bedtime Stretching Exercises — Pre-sleep Flow (beginners)

Mind

S3EP5 of Supernatural

Played Sky: Children of the Light the first time with my friend :3

My dad bought me The Tenants game for my birthday uwu so I played it asdjnsfnddf it's rly fun! Recommend it for people who enjoys tycoon, relaxing, and/or organizational games!

Food

Lunch: Donut sandwich and three layered milk tea ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

Dinner: Shakshuka, honey & banana porridge, pumpkin pasta, soju cake, ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ and chocolate (all of the food are shared with my family btw, I'm not inhaling full plates of it ASDJNSDNF)

‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡🪐༘⋆

Notes

Crying because today is supposed to be my birthday and I spent a lot of time with my family and friends celebrating it to the point I ended up almost forgetting to take care of my needs? ASNNSDDNF I think it's mainly because I haven't make it a habit yet, after all it takes at least a month to make something a habit. Hopefully by the end of 30 days, I'll be able to make some of these stuff, like water intake and sleep, into a more habitual routine ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-

***Emotional rant about birthday below (to log in my negative feelings about today but pls skip it if you're not comfortable)***

Other than that, emotionally I started feeling a little sad? I think it's because I wasn't celebrating my birthday with as much loved ones as I was last year. Mostly because of things that happened along the year that made me and my friends drifted apart. Idk, I think part of me is also saddened by a friend of mine that didn't give me a gift for my birthday? It's not really about the gift really because they did ask me what do I want and I said "i don't really know." I was more saddened at how they didn't seem to put in much effort into trying to celebrate my birthday? I've always gifted them things they like on theirs and try my best to spend a lot of time with them. But for me, it just feels like any other day and they dropped the question without giving me anything after I said idk what I want. Idk, maybe I'm just not seeing things in their pov and they're just a clueless dummy. They did tell me before how they've never rly gifted gifts to their loved ones other than me. And they've always just gift gifts randomly rather than on a special day. So idk, maybe I'm just not feeling well emotionally and this just clouded my judgement of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But looking at the more positive side, I have my family who's always there. No matter how much I might have disappointed them, they're still here for me. So honestly, that's good enough for me, even if it feels bittersweet.

[dogmatik]

modern au in which ed convinces iz to go to Vegas for booze n gamblin(theyre both very good at it), they get married trashed as hell(i know you cant actually legally get married drunk, suspension of disbelief pls). Neither one remembers but izzy finds a blurry video in his camera roll taken by a witness. He does not tell ed, because it's embarrassing and also stupid. fast forward 3 yrs ed and stede are madly in love, turns out they're BOTH legally married still(neither one knew this about the other, ed was entirely clueless). This causes a bit of strain, edward bein like "you have a fucking wife, and Two Children, and you didnt feel like that was important information to share BEFORE we started fucking???" to which stede responds along the lines of "well i asked you if you and izzy had something together, suppose that was a lie?" etc. they get through it eventually. cue Mary and Izzy meeting upon their respective divorces, bonding over dumb men in their lives and wine(izzy will not admit he enjoys wine, but he does finish one of her fancier bottles of white wines on his own). Anyway shenanigans in which Marys children now have 3 dads and an "uncle"(?) izzy. Their family dinners are a fucking mess Every Time, especially since stede insists upon inviting all of his rando queer friends. Lucius has still somehow managed to be dubbed the "gay uncle" by the bonnet children and he is Ecstatic.

[inkykeiji]

hey clari!! i just watched clueless for the first time and dayum was i supposed to figure it on my own that it is in fact step cest? anyway the whole movie i just kept comparing it to your touya-nii series agdsiuygasidfs though paul rudd is def too cute to be touya in any sense

HELLO ANON I LOVE CLUELESS SO SO SO MUCH CHER IS LITERALLY MEEEEE THANK U VERY MUCHHHHH but YES actually my boyfriend said the exact same thing when he read part one!!! he was like your love for clueless really shines through in this one ahahaha but yes yes paul’s character is too dorky to be touya hehehe but waaaaaah what a compliment!!!!! i love cher and josh’s relationship so much, it’s so teasing and playful and just <33333333

[srirachvbi]

Sakusa and Ushijima taking care of their kids headcanons !

request:  Can I request Sakusa and Ushijima taking care of their baby when their mom!s/o isn’t here ?

a/n: yesss omi and toshi taking care of their kids when they’re babies aslfjkd i love this. tysm for the requests !! i’m really happy to be writing again since i took a break for a bit after school ended!! warnings: manga spoilers, panicking and confused fathers lol

SAKUSA KIYOOMI

why we going so fUCKING FAST DAMN WOAHHHHH

He had the week off from practices and anything else because they had just finished off the season

You, sadly, did not get the same luxury of having a whole week off because even tho your husband made enough money, you still wanted and needed a job

So you had to go to work and your guys’ nanny had called and been like “yo im sick as fuck” and Omi went “ahaha don’t come near us <3″ 

It was too last minute to hire another nanny, but he’s perfectly capable of taking care of your guys’ two month old child... right?

Wrong

It had been a few hours since you had left for work and he was having some weird staring contest with Hitoshi 

Omi knew that Toshi was going to use his diaper soon enough and he just... he was in fear

After sitting there for a few minutes, he started stress cleaning and ended up gearing up to change Toshi’s diaper

Omi: *is literally performing rituals to make sure he doesn’t get anything on him*

Hitoshi: 👁👄👁 pls clean my asscheeks i pooped <3

LMAOOO the second Omi smells the wonderful stench, he almost walks out of the house

Actually he starts to until Toshi starts sobbing and he just

“👁👄👁 they ask you how you’re doing and you have to say that you’re fine--” 

He’s wearing like an N95 mask, silicone gloves, goggles, boots (he doesn’t want to get anything on his feet if he drops it but he also struggled because who tf wears shoes in the house)

Apparently him now 

Disgrace

Toshi’s still crying and Sakusa’s really about to as well LMAO

He finally gains the courage to try and change the diaper and he begins

Even with the mask on, he can still smell the shit and he’s really about to curl up and die

Slowly he peels the dirty diaper off and internally cries as he brings it towards the trash can and realizes he just

didn’t grab another diaper

So Hitoshi’s still sobbing and Sakusa’s running across your guys’ apartment in search for the diaper box

He finds them after like three minutes and is sweating hard

Omi walks over to Hitoshi again and he’s still sniffling after crying nd he feels bad

Like yeah he hates cleaning up shit but that’s his poor son :(

So he cleans everything up and puts a new diaper on

The rest of the day actually goes pretty well unlike the half an hour where he lost probably ten years of his life

You end up coming home around 7pm and walk in on Omi cleaning the table which had food splattered everywhere

He looks so stressed and your guys’ son is just laughing so loud

You end up laughing with Hitoshi and Omi’s like “i think we need a divorce <3″

Jk

He’s actually about to cry because you’re finally home to help him with Toshi

“Never leave again” “👁👄👁 that sounds a little creepy, Yoomi” 

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI

You were actually hanging out with your high school friends and he offered to take care of Riko instead of you dropping her off at your parents’ house 

He’ s a good dad!! it’s just... he’s a bit clueless sometimes and babies cry a lot

So there are moments where you’re not sure if he should be by himself with her

dw he’s gotten better since you guys first had her-- he no longer stares at Riko and asks her why she’s crying for five minutes

Anyways

He’s honestly kind of concerned that he’s not the most skilled father

Like, he’s used to being the best so why does he struggle with being a dad?

This;ll be an opportunity for him to learn !!

You actually left before Riko woke up again so he was just sitting in your guys’ shared room waiting for her to make noise

You guys have a baby monitor and he stares at it sometimes

The poor machine is super intimidated

When she starts crying, he literally sprints towards her nursery (it’s quite a sight) and accidentally opens the door with too must strength, which leads to it hitting the wall

Cue Riko crying even louder

He’s standing there like

👁👄👁

It takes a few seconds before he’s apologizing to her LMAO

“Ah. I’m sorry.” *crying gets louder*

He picks her up carefully and looks her dead in the eyes, making her stop crying

They’re staring at each other now

SHhhh they’re communicating

“I’ll give you food.” 

She was actually hungry

You’ve seen him do this-- yeah, you’re not sure how he does it either

So he brings her to the kitchen and she’s pulling on his hair

He do be used to it tho 👀

It takes him like ten minutes to find the milk formula thing because every second he tried to put Riko down, she’d cry

So he adjusted and has her literally in the PALM OF HIS HAND

It takes a longer than necessary to read it because he started reading the ingredients and all of the information on the back

Pls Ushijima... 

He throws that bitch (not literally) into the microwave and heats the milk up for her

Meanwhile she’s started to chew on his hands and he’s so confused

“Why are you chewing on my hand? It is not food, Riko.” *CHOMP* 

When her milks done, he struggles to figure out how to hold her but it’s okay, it works out in the end

The rest of the day is full of the same confusion and by the time you come home, you see him reading the ads in Riko’s childrens book to her and she’s passed out

“Waka-chan, you don’t have to read the ads” “But she enjoys them.” 

...

Fair enough 

[arhvste]

Hi! I saw your Dad hcs and istg I wanted more 🥺 can you please make a part two with Sakusa (God i love this man) Hinata, Bokuto and Ushijima (do add more if you want) your works are amazing but the Dad hcs got me 💘

i re-read all my work last night and i consciously kept spelling sakusa’s name wrong 🤠 like i know his name i know what it sounds like but i kept getting mixed up between sasuka, sakura and sasuke because they all look the same to me 😳 I'm sorry sakusa pls forgive me 😼

also i will be doing ushijima in a seperate post for dad hcs with two other haikyuu boys a bit later so dw i haven't accidentally missed or ignored it! :) 

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SAKUSA, HINATA AND BOKUTO AS DADS

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SAKUSA

the two fo you only have one kid so far

a 3 year old girl 

you plan to extend your family soon though 👀

you already KNOW this man gets your kid every vaccination available for their age 

he is very protective over his daughter 

boys near her daughter at the playground

NOT on his watch 

he will simply scoop her up and suggest she play somewhere else 

this man doesn't care how mean it may seem

he’s not having his precious daughter surrounded by disgusting b-boys 🤮

“have they had their flu jabs? when was the last time they washed their hands? they're breathing their gross little germs too close to her”

“sakusa, they’re 3.”

sorry but no dating for your daughter 

sakusa teaches his little girl the concept of “boys have cooties” from a very young age 

this man is nothing but proud when that concept sticks with her 😈

“d/n, are you excited for pre-school?”

“daddy said there's going to be boys and boys have cooties so no 😠”

as she gets older though he does become more lenient with her and who she makes friends with 

he’ll secretly love it if you brought her to his games

he’s not huge on pda at all

but he won’t mind being caught on camera embracing the two of you when the team win 

atsumu is not allowed near your daughter when she’s a baby

“omi omiiiii why can’t i ‘ave a look t’cha daughter?”

“because she has been vaccinated and i fear your disgusting germs may be strong enough to over power it”

when she gets older though she straight up approaches atsumu on her own 

“so you’re the rat my daddy talks about a lot? you don’t look like much of a rat?”

atsumu doesn’t know whether he’s flattered that sakusa talks about him or offended that he refers to him as a ‘rat’

he won’t encourage your daughter to play volleyball

he wants her to pick her own hobbies and not feel pressured by his influence on picking an activity she’ll enjoy

secretly hopes your daughter takes up an individual activity like painting or something to keep away from other germ infected kids

but if your daughter does happen to pick a team sport he doesn't complain

she just has to wash her hands before she comes home and have a shower when she comes in

he is a very very proud father 

he may not be very expressive about it 

but he absolutely brags about his kid to other people

“my son won maths star of the week!”

“yeah? well my daughter won student of the year, highest achieving in her class and had 4 boys confess to her this week so”

he does make sure his daughter knows he is very proud of her despite his petty bragging

anything she does he takes pride in her 

it’s her who makes him want to have another kid

so get ready for round two y/n because when sakusa wants something he’ll make sure he gets it 😼

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HINATA

now, you may think hinata would be nothing but pure chaos with his kids 

but

he is actually very responsible 

it’s hardly a surprise though because he grew up with a younger sister whom he took care of a lot 

from the second your triplet boys are born hinata is on it 

at first when you found out you were having triplets your mind went blank

“so like, 3 little shoyou’s running around my legs? 😀”

“ma’am are you okay?”

“i’m finE :)))”

surprisingly  two of your sons took more after you

but the youngest one 

phew 

he doesn't have an off switch 

he’s just like his father 

but that’s what makes him so loveable too

hinata is a doting dad 

he also encourages his kids to go out and make as many friends

he explains all the opportunities he had growing up and how far these opportunities took him to reach is goal

and this is all because he was open to meeting new people and being friendly with them

he makes sure his kids grow up with lots of aunts and uncles surrounding them

he wants his sons to grow up in a close environment 

your kids have so many aunts and uncles because hinata makes a new friend everywhere he goes ufshfi

your oldest son takes a liking to kenma the most 

your second oldest takes a shine to uncle oikawa

and the youngest?

uncle kaegyama ofc 😈

lmao when kageyama holds one of your sons for the first time he holds it by the leg with a straight face 

nobody thought they’d ever see hinata having to show kageyama how to hold a baby properly 

kageyama is lowkey excited he’s the fav but he’s so awkward fjishsgjh

bring your sons to his games 

he will absolutely smile and wave at his kids whenever he scores

and will pull them out excitedly into the arena when they win 

he has you all plastered on his social media 

he thinks everyone should know that you guys are the light of his life

he already had a fulfilled life before his sons but you gave him a whole new concept of love and excitement when they were born

you guys will totally take a vacation to brazil at some point 

hinata wants your family to meet all his friends over in brazil too 

hinata is mr worldwide 😎

with hinata as a dad, your kids will grow up in a very nurturing home

he wants the best for your kids and will teach them from an early age that any goal is possible 

and he’ll support them in every single way he can

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BOKUTO

hinata as a dad isn’t chaos 

bokuto as a dad certainly is

he’s basically a child himself 

you guys have 2 kids

a 5 year old son and a 6 year old daughter

bokuto will try and BEFRIEND your kids

“kou baby, they're your kids not your friends”

“uh says who?”

“biology??? their dna?? the birth certificate??”

he literally lets his kids do whatever they want forcing you to be the bad cop (im so sorry)

your kids want ice cream for dinner?

consider it done

they want to adopt a snake?

bokuto has excitedly taken them to the pet store to pick out one each

you’re always the one who has to say no because if you didn’t these kids would be off the r a i l s

the first time your kids cries he cries

the first time your kids talk he cries

the first time they walk he cries

he’s full of emotion and the love he holds for your kids is often expressed through tears of happiness

when you leave bokuto and the kids alone 

things will go smoothly

until one of them starts crying and bokuto can’t stop them

then the other one starts crying and he is clueless on what to do 

he doesn’t want to call you because he doesn’t want to look pathetic 

so he calls the next best option 

uncle akaashi 😼

akaashi is like a walking parent website hfdjbgu

he literally instructs bokuto on what to do through the phone 

and if they still won't calm down akaashi will just sigh and agree to come over

you come home to the sight of akaashi reading a story book to your two kids who are staring up at him in awe from the floor

along with your husband 

“am i interrupting?”

bokuto will break out into smiles and practically pounce on you when you come home

“everything was under control wasn’t it? right akaashi?” :D”

akaashi will just sigh and give a small smile

“yes bokuto-san, everything was under control”

you give akaashi a small smile of apology and he’ll often join you for dinner

yeah your kids spend a lot of time with uncle akaashi but you know who’s adamant on being the favourite uncle?

uncle kuroo ofc 😎

he will spoil tf out of your kids 

we love rich, capitalist uncle kuroo

and he’ll tell them things about bokuto to irritate him

“kids, your dads a criminal he doesn't pay his taxes”

“taxes?”

“money everyone has to pay the government - basically it’s illegal and i think you should call the police on your dad 😈”

you actually have to stop your kids from calling the police on their dad fbhjdsfgu

again, another dad who wants nothing more than for his kids to come to his games

“HEY HEY HEY THAT”S MY FAMILY!!!”

no boundaries with pda

will pick you all up and shower you all with affection when they win

would love if your kids took up volleyball

would tell them it’s the best sport to play 

and they actually listen to him hduigefuiew

your son becomes a middle blocker 

and your daughter becomes an ace 

bokuto could die from happiness 

he will absolutely teach your kids and play and bring them to msby practices so they can watch up close and play along too

if bokuto is the father of your kids 

good luck but have fun with it

because while yes, he is still your big baby that needs taking care of from time to time

he is also an extremely loving father who would gladly give his kids the world and all the stars

[zekejeagrs]

Hi friend! This is mha-adore; I'm on my main blog because my mha blog is a side blog and I can't send a question from that blog. Just to prove it's me - you came to me asking about a matchup exchange and I asked you to explain what it is and I agreed, and the day after I wrote my side matching you with Shoto, and in our personal messages your recent message is, "I'm so excited to do your matchup!" something to that idea. I hope that's enough to prove it's me.

I'm asking for a matchup with mha please.

I'm a quiet and well mannered person who strives to appeal to everyone I meet. I happen to have a personality disorder and as such, some people get a different idea of who I am. I consider myself friendly but emotionally distant, a friend of mine has accused me of not caring at all because I'm naturally a distant person. I'm mostly very respectful and try to avoid any conflict or fights, but the moment someone insults or fights a friend of mine or my partner I drop my friendly exterior and hone in on the person, insulting them, spilling any tea I know about them, I say whatever comes to mind that I know will make them feel terrible, and I end it by stomping on their foot. With close friends or my partner I'm more talkative - not loud or boisterous, just more talkative. I insert my opinions more, I hold a conversation and I openly give my thoughts about different topics without worrying that I'll upset them.

I'm a trans male who uses he/him and they/them pronouns; I'm pansexual. I'm 19 and a Leo sun, Aquarius moon, Virgo rising. The only characters I don't feel comfortable being matched with are Endeavor, Dabi and All Might.

My hobbies involve drawing (I'm working on a comic), I love to play both Pokemon and Animal Crossing, I enjoy writing fan fiction, studying and playing card games. (Like Old Maid, Go Fish, Crazy 8s, Blackjack, Solitaire, you get the idea.)

My love language is to show my love in subtle ways. Cooking someone a meal they love without being asked to, spending time with them doing whatever they want, giving them hand made gifts and giving them cute pet names like love bug, sweetheart, sweet tea (a different way of saying sweetie). I offer genuine advice to them, even if I know it'll hurt or upset them. I want the best for my partner, even if it means taking the path of most resistance. I want someone who can aim an arrow into my heart. I look for someone who shares my taste in music and who will listen to music we both enjoy together. I like the area of Melanie Martinez, Billie Eilish, Ricky Montgomery, lofi beats and some of the older country music, like from the 80s and 90s. Generic, I know.

As for anything specific, perhaps my matchup's opinion on having children? I'd really like to have a child someday.

Thank you again so much for the matchup exchange offer, it's very kind of you 💗

— matchup exchange

ty sm again for doing this exchange with me! you seem so nice i’m v down to be mutuals/friends with you (only if you want ofc)! also, what would your quirk be? i’m v interested in what it would be since i mentioned what mine would be on my submission to you. i hope you enjoy your match! 

i match you with...

fatgum

| hi yes i matched you with a human marshmallow. one of the reasons why i matched you with taishiro is because of the difference in your personalities and the way he would work well with your personality because of how much he cares. the way you’d meet him would probably be by working at his office. he’d find you to be so sweet that he wants to get to know you better. he actually doesn’t mind how proper and emotionally distant you are because he understands that everyone is different and present themselves differently.

| you’d take some time to open up to him and become friends but he’s completely fine with that! he understands reserved people because of tamaki & only wants you to feel comfortable around him. because of that,,, taishiro definitely always starts the conversations. “how’s your day?” “what did you do over the weekend?” “what did you think of that movie?” once you become more talkative with him and have your conversations, he’d be so happy because he sees it as a new level of friendship.

| that’s when he starts realizing he actually has a crush on you. he’d confess at the end of a long work day and explain that he’d like to be your partner,, “i really enjoy your company and i want to be your partner for a long time- oh i just realized what i said, only if you also want to be my partner- or i mean would like to give me a chance to prove myself-“ idk how he managed to get himself out of that one but it would end with you accepting to have dinner at his house.

| like i’ve said before, taishiro doesn’t mind that you’re emotionally distant. he knows you care and just show it differently than others. the first time he saw you angry at someone he was very scared & shocked because he’s never seen you that way before. he just stood behind you as you absolutely slaughtered the person you were angry at and watched with wide eyes before trying to diffuse the situation. he asked if you were okay and that it wasn’t a big deal that that person was insulting him but he expressed how grateful he was for you standing up for him. he never wants to see you like that again but he’s glad he got to see every part you.

| HE IS VERY RESPECTFUL ABOUT PRONOUNS!! that was probably the first thing he asked you! “oh! he/him and they/them? i go by he/him too!” he’d even write it down to remember because he doesn’t want to make any mistakes or offend anyone.

| taishiro would be so supportive of your comic! he’d check up on you when you’re working on it and bring you cut fruit and water. he’d genuinely be so interested in your drawings and writings— he’s not artistic so seeing it come so easily to someone would be so cool to him. he’d only read and look at what you’re comfortable with sharing though! if you ever ask for any creative help, he’d be 100% down to help you. he comes up with the coolest ideas too and you wonder why he says he’s not artistic.

| on his days off you guys either stay indoors and play animal crossing or walk around and collect pokémon. his island would be so messy so he’d always try to copy your island. island visits & he always leave you gifts. he’d have so many pokémon because he plays when he’s on parole (oops!). he’d jokingly brag about it to you and would offer to take you with him next time but he doesn’t want you to get hurt. he seems like the type to be secretly very good at card games?? he’d just surprise you with how good and competitive he is when you play together and with other people.

| taishiro listens to old country music. he knows every lyric to every dolly parton song and sings when he thinks he’s alone. you’d have to introduce him to your other favorite artists & he’d absolutely love their songs! ricky montgomery makes him cry a little but he’s fine! he swears! even though there’s tears rolling down face!

| PLEASE COOK HIM FOOD! the first time you cook him food to show your love he just blushes and smiles the whole time. he can’t. HE CAN’T! HE JUST LOVES YOU SO MUCH ALREADY HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR HIM TO LOVE YOU EVEN MORE??? every other food is ruined for him after you cook for him because your cooking is the absolute best to him.

| he’d love the small gifts you give him, he’d treasure every single one of them and display them around the house. sweet tea would be a perfect pet name for him- he loves it so much. he’d call you love bug in return and cook you dinner and give you small gifts. he’s definitely an acts of service and quality time guy. just being in the same room as you doing separate work is good enough for him. your presence just soothes him and he has a blast!

| taishiro values your opinions very much. he always tries to be the best partner for you and listen to you because you have so much insight. he also trusts you so much and knows you mean well when giving him advice. he just loves you so much, he doesn’t want to disappoint!

his opinion on having children

| he basically already adopted tamaki & kirishima, of course he wants kids!

| you’d have to be the one to bring it up because he doesn’t want to seem like he’s forcing you into anything.

| he’s so relieved once you do bring it up though! “yes! i want to have a family with you!”

| it doesn’t matter if you have them biologically, adopt, or have a surrogate— he loves his child so much and cried because he was so overwhelmed with love and finally being a dad.

| he’d be the best dad! (although a bit clueless) he wouldn’t imagine having a family with anyone other than you. you’re just perfect for him.

| he’d also ask if you could adopt a dog

| he is so protective over his family too. if anything were to happen to either of you, he would be so upset because you’re his life.

| overall, taishiro would try to give you and the child the best life!

i hope you enjoyed! pls lmk if anything is inaccurate or if you want me to make it longer.

@mha-adore @space-cowbop

[shooting-the-walls]

I watched His Last Vow, and, well..... here are my thoughts again

Quick thing before we start: I choose HLV because it is one of my favourite episodes, and what I feel is one of the best shot episodes. Usually, I can't make it to the end of it because I know what is going to happen and I can't stomach it. Anyway, enjoy my little angst-filled monologue!!!

• Uggggghhhhhh Magnussen is so creepy even to start with

• Quick question: why the fuck does he have "porn preference" in his little file?? Creepy, dude. Real creepy

• I hate Magnussen with a passion but ngl his house is pretty bomb

• Why has a got a statue of a knight on an ostrich, and why does the camera focus on it? Kinda random XD

• Clever how they never show him going down the stairs the storeroom. IMPORTANT LATER ON

• Lady Magnussen when she sees Magnussen: *quietly* what the fuck

• "She looked delicious" "yum-yum": EEUURRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

• "I have a condition": is that condition.... being a creepy weirdo???

• HEY SHE MAY BE AN OLD LADY BUT SHE'S A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP MAGNUSSEN

• "This isn't blackmail it is.... ownership": uhhhhhh, pretty sure it's blackmail mate

• I'M SORRY BUT WE DON'T JUST LICK PEOPLE'S FACES, WHO WERE YOU RAISED BY DUDE

• The driver knowing something's up: we stan a king

• BAKER STREET YEAAAAAH BITCHES

• The intro mussssiiiiiccccc: it will now be stuck in my head for days XD

• When you miss your bestie: :(

• John being clueless XD

• *doesn't know what to do* *makes tea*

• "He the drugs one?" "Nicely put John"

• "Who's Sherlock Holmes" "See, that does happen"

• I think John feels bad for snapping at her XD

• "THERE IS NOTHING THE MATTER WITH ME. Imagine I said that without shouting": me 24/7

• Dude we know you tryna look sexy but the tyre lever XD

• "It is a tiny bit sexy" "I know": *is forcefully reminded of Boyle screaming "later sluts"*

• "I'm not just browsing": MATE IT'S NOT BLOODY ARGOS LOL

• Why is John so fucking cocky? Like we get you're an adrenaline junkie but Jesus XD

• JOHN BAMF WATSON IS HERE GUYS

• "Nope, just used to a better class of criminal": truth

• "Arse end of the universe with the scum of the earth": Jooooohn be nice

• Sherlock just so casual like " Oh HIIIII"

• "They're havin' a fight": Oh, like..... a married couple....?

• "WEll NoT nOW": we stan a queen XD

• "Alright Shezza?": *John and Mary Watson, Mycroft, Mrs Hudson, Molly and NSY have joined the chat*

• MOLLY YAAAAAAAS QUEEN PUT HIM IN HIS FACE

• "Just. Stop it."

• They are so concerned and Sherlock can't see it and I CAN'T

• "Just some guy" Sherlock: JOHN YOU DIDN'T *is suddenly more in love than ever*

• Sherlock: *hears what he sounds like* *ROLLS EYES*

• Billy knows what's going ON

• "Hang on, weren't there other people?"

• "I've got Mrs Hudson on semi-permanent mute"

• "Why do you do that": IT'S BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU

• "Cross-dressing may have been a wiser path for you": Mycroft your uncle was a bloody QUEEN

• "foR GOD'S SAKE"

John: oh deary me

• The mardy lil "I'm just gonna sit in this chair"

• MYCROFT STOP TATTLING ON YOUR BROTHER

• Also the Holmes parents line dance: I feel like this fact is super underrated XD

• "Just look frightened and. Scuttle": I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

• "I think we'd both find that embarrassing": THE FACT THIS WAS AN IMPROVISATION MARTIN IS SUCH A FAB ACTOR

• "Okay, I'll let you know if I notice"

• "Don't appall me when I'm high": genuinely one of my favourite lines of the entire series

• "God no. Trying to recruit you": Sherlock knows his John so weeeeelllll

• "Stay out of my bedroom" John: *immediately goes for the bedroom*

• JANINE HEYYYYYYYYY

• "Sherl.....": John is having a fucking field day with the nicknames

• John's confused little face XD XD

• "You have a girlfriend" "Yes I have" *JOHN WATSON CANNOT COMPUTE*

• Damn they're starting with the aquarium shit early

• "You got that from a book" "Everyone got that from a book"

• I'm sorry but Sherlock Holmes acting straight it the weirdest thing EVER

• "Maybe I will....": OH GOD. If she knows "what he's really like" (ie gay), then she also knows how much he loves John (she was at the wedding), so she's basically saying "I'll tell him you're in love with him"

• John: OH YES. THIS. THIS IS SOME NICE CEILING. MMM. GOOD CEILING

• John is so hung up on dinner XD

• "With wine.... and sitting....": I love the idea that when Sherlock eats, he just walks around like munching on shit. Like John used to get out of the shower and when he opened the bathroom door Sherlock would be standing there rocking on his heels eating a scotch egg XD

• "It's in the fridge, it kept ringing": me as an adult

• John just being so armed

• OH GOD SHERLOCK YOU'RE SO DAMAGED LIKE SO MANY PRESSURE POINTS

• BITCH DON'T BRING UP REDBEARD

• Oi listen Magnussen you little bitch

• NO PLEASE DON'T

• Shut UP Magnussen: as a Brit I cannot condone what the fuck he's saying. I AM A PROUD BRIT

• WHYYY

• WHYYYYYYY ARE YOU PEEING IN THE FUCKING FIREPLACE: this is why Moriarty was better, the sweetie had manners

• "How do you know his schedule?" "Because I do"

• The fact that Sherlock's checked with Mary if John is available XD

• CAM news: OMG THE CAM LETTER FROM S3E2, it makes sense nowwww

• Sherlock is so good at pick-pocketing

• "...your head kicked in." "Do we really need so much colour?" "It passes the time"

• I'M SORRY HIS CUTE LIL FACE WITH THE RING BOOOXXXXX

• I am fully convinced Sherlock was pretending Janine was John when he made the proposal

• SHERLOCK YOU CAN'T GET ENGAGED TO BREAK INTO A FUCKING OFFICE

• SHERLLL BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU IS NOT HUMAN ERROR, PLS GET SOME SELF ESTEEM

• "Bit rude, I just proposed to her"

• Sherlock immediately knows something's going on

• "...white supremacist so who cares?": SHERLOCK YAAAAS

• "During our own burglary" aka "really u idiot"

• The fact he immediately dismisses Mary: HE'S SO SWEET HE DOESN'T WANT TO RUIN JOHN'S HAPPINESS

• OH MY GOD THE REVEAAAAAAAAAL

• That moment when he realised. He just realises. The deductions he ignored: they could have helped her

• NO MARY YOU SHOT HIM WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

• I'M SORRY BUT SAYING YOU'RE SORRY DOESN'T RIGHT THIS

• The sirens: again, as I said, the way this episode is made is incredible

• People often remark on who turns up in his mind palace: I totally agree with the idea that the others are his heart, "and you should never let it rule your head"

• SHERLOCK CALLING HIMSELF STUPID IN HIS MIND PALACE OH SWEETIE NO

• The fact Anderson is there tho

• THE FACT THAT EVEN THE FLOWERS TILT JESUS THE DETAIL

• "Don't go into shock, obviously": woooooooow, thanks Mycroft

• Oh Redbeard, the sweet little dog: "They're putting me down too now"

• Oh come on, he was totally looking for John's room when he ran into Mary

• NO NOT THE PADDED ROOM

• You don't understand: I actually can't watch this scene. It freaks me out so much. It's so sad, and the acting is SO GOOD.

• "Pain. Heartbreak. Loss. Death.": I'm sorry, but isn't that everything Sherlock's been through with John almost?

• Magnussen: dude I ain't telling you who shot him

• "It's raining. It's pouring. Sherlock, is boring. I'm laughing. I'm crying. Sherlock, is dying": JESUS THIS SONG

• "Mrs Hudson will cry. And mummy and daddy will cry. And the woman will cry. And John will cry buckets and buckets. It's him I worry about the most. That wife..... John Watson is definitely in danger": THE FACT THAT THAT MAKES HIM COME BACK; I'm sorry but how can you deny Johnlock after that?? He literally COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD for John Watson. Also, note how he misses off Greg and Molly and Mycroft. He thinks they don't care but they do. They care so much, Sherlock.

• "Oh you're not getting better are you?"

• MARY STOP ACTING ALL FUCKING INNOCENT YOU FUCKING SHOT HIM

• "I'm buying a cottage": I mean why not

• The fact that they're fine with each other after insulting each other XD

• I maintain that Janine is Moriarty's secret sister

• "I have an interview with The One Show and I haven't made it up yet"

• "I know what kind of man you are. We could have been friends": AGAIN she totally knows he's gay

• The fact he's self-punishing by turning the morphine down MY BABY

• The fact Greg just wants a video XD: I still want a Special Features on one of the DVDs of "videos from Greg Lestrade's phone"

• Of COURSE Sherlock's broken out, what else were you expecting John?

• Mycroft's little hand gestures like "off you go peasant": we know you love Greg really Myc

• "...stalked him one night" "foLLOWED"

• YOU, JOHN. HE'S PROTECTING YOU YOU DIPSHIT

• The fact Sherlock went back to Baker Street, BLEEDING INTERNALLY, to put John's chair back <3<3<3

• "A façade. Remind you of anyone?"

• Of course you can't Sherlock XD

• The fact he won the house in a card game with a cannibal XD

• I love this scene. Everything just suddenly makes sense. Everything she's said suddenly has a different meaning

• "You were very slow": BECAUSE HE WAS IGNORING THE WARNING SIGNS SO HE DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET JOHN

• "Even Scotland Yard can get somewhere with that"

• I feel like Sherlock had a little bit of a panic when she pulled the gun out, because he KNOWS that John is sitting there and he can't lose John Watson

• She loves John but he loves John too.... too much man, too much

• She can barely turn: the fact she knows that she may have just lost John forever

• YAAAAS WE'RE AT THE HOLMES' GUYS

• "How is it only 2 o'clock, I am in agony"

• "Is this your laptop, Mycie?" "Upon which depends the security of the free world, yes, and you've got potatoes on it"

• "Am I happy, I haven't noticed?" *gets hit with cracker*

• MRS HOLMES WE STAN A QUEEN

• "Someone's put a bullet in my boy and if I ever find out who I will turn absolutely monstrous": *takes tea to said shooter*

• When the dad is the only sane one XD

• I think even Sherlock's dad can see how much his son is in love with John

• I'm sorry but the entirety of the first bit at the Holmes': I STAN IT GUYS

• "What exactly is the point of you!?"

• "What's going on" "Bloody good question": me in physics

• Jesus Mrs Hudson is right Sherlock does look bloody awful

• "...that's me by the way, hello": HE'S SO PROUD AND IT'S SO SWEET

• "IT WAS MY HUSBAND'S CARTEL, I was just typing"

• The fact he tells him to be calm: Sherlock KNOWS that he needs to calm John down to get this sorted out

• Mary, stop being sarcy with him he's tryna sort it out

• "Because you won't love me when you've finished, and I don't want to see that happen": I mean she's not my favourite but I still feel so sorry for her

• "Look at you two: you should've got married": Sherlock: OH BABY NOT MY GAY ASS

• See, Sherlock SAYS that the reason Mary didn't kill him was because John would be part of the murder investigation, but I think it's because she's already seen what Sherlock's death would do to John: she's seen him crying at the grave, seen him drunk and screaming for Sherlock to come back, seen him unable to even walk past St Barts without seeing Sherlock hitting the ground over and over and over again, and she knows she can't do that to him again

• Paramedics: yo we here

• "She shot you" "ehhhhh mixed messages"

• "The problems are your past are your business. The problems of your future are my privilege": GET YOURSELF A MAN LIKE JOHN WATSON

• "You can mow the sodding lawn from now on": the fact John uses his wife's secret identity to get out of chores is such a mood XD

• When your mother catches you smoking: Mycroft: nope wasn't me Sherlock: *immediately blames his brother*

• "Your loss would break my heart" "what the HELL am I supposed to say to that": brotherly feeeeeeeeeeeels

• "Go and have some more": AWWW YOU LOVE HIM REALLY

• Dr Watson voice is baaaack

• Awwww at least he checks they're all still breathing XD

• "You can imagine the Christmas dinners".... GUYS THE OMENS CAME TRUE

• I love the idea that Sherlock just waltzed into Angelo's like "yo can I have a table", and Angelo DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION what he was wearing or the fact he was hooked up to morphine, just said "yoooo, I got your table sorted" and brought him food XD

• The constant flashbacks in this episode are so effective, cos they really bloody fit in

• "My brother": *literally delivers a drugged Mycroft all wrapped up with a little bow on top* "WELL I DIDN'T LIE"

• "Oh yeah we could be imprisoned for high treason btw": Sherlock stop you idiot

• "But it's Christmas!"

• "WHY WOULD I BRING MY GUN!?!!?!?!" "Coat pocket?" "YES"

• "But look how you care about John Watson": even MAGNUSSEN knows guys

• Awwwww Mycroft's pressure point is Sherlock, that's kinda sweet

• You've gotta admit Magnussen's logic is pretty sound

• "I enjoy it": yeah but you're a sadistic maniac, mate, you don't enjoy normal things

• He must have half the fucking Eden Project in his house XD

• Ooooo THE VAULTS ARE A MIND PALACE: big reveaaaaaaaaaal

• Sherlock's little look down: it's as if he's chastising himself, telling himself he should have know

• "I don't understand" "You should put that on a t-shirt": JOHN WATSON T-SHIRT SAGA #2, PART 1

• "Sherlock do we have a plan?" *silence*

• "I still don't understand" "And there's the back of the t-shirt": JOHN WATSON T-SHIRT SAGA #2, PART 2

• When Magnussen makes John let him flick his face: Sherlock can't even WATCH. He's just standing there, staring at the floor, still questioning why he didn't see it

• I mean I'm sorry but the murderous little glint in Sherlock's eyes when Magnussen is flicking John: he knows there's nothing he can do, but then he also knows what he's about to do. And he knows that John is going to hate it, but it's the only way to keep Mary safe

• THE LOVING LOOK AT JOHN JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T

• "MERRY CHRISTMAS" *bang*: JESUS SHERLOCK NO

• Mycroft sounds so panicked, like "no please don't shoot him"

• "Tell her she's safe now": THEN. That was the moment John realised. The moment he realised who he was really in love with

• All Mycroft can see is his crying, upset and scared little brother AND I CAN'T

• "You know what happened to the other one": OOOOOOO

• "There is no prison where we can incarcerate Sherlock without him causing a riot on a daily basis": dis be true guys

• SHERLOCK MAKES MARY LOOK AFTER JOHN I CAAAAAAN'T

• The fact that all acceptingly walk away, like they know what Sherlock is gonna try to do

• "The game is never over, John. There are just new players": SHERL STOP

• "6 months, my brother estimates. He's never wrong": he KNOWS he's gonna die

• The fact he can't even tell John just shows something, doesn't it

• "John there's something I need to say. Something I've always meant to say but never have. Since it's unlikely that we'll ever meet again, I might as well say it now": we all wanted it. We all wanted him to say it. Even JOHN had the hopeful little look in his eyes....

• "Sherlock is actually a girl's name": BUT HE CHICKENS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND. You can just see the disappointment and upset in his face, even on the plane, knowing that he may not see John again and John still doesn't know

• "Did you miss me?": MORIARTY YES WE STAN A QUEEN

• "You're needed": the lil panic cos he knows his OD isn't gonna work

• "Who needs me" "....England": yeah, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are screwed XD

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Not What I Expected Chapter 1

Pairing: Peter Parker x Stark!reader

Words: 1.7k-1.8k

Summary: Y/N just wants to be a normal girl and go to school like every other teenager. She got her chance but only to look after a certain superhero in Queens.

A/N: Pls like, comment and reblog if you like it! It would really mean a lot. Thank you! Hope you enjoy :) (chapter 2 will be out soon yay) if anyone wants to be in my tag list for this fanfic, just hmu and I will try to figure out how to do that(cuz I'm a noob) :)

Chapter 2

MASTERLIST

‘ Come on, Y/N! You can do better than that!’ Coach Steve urged me to hit the punch pads he had strapped on his hands harder. I was giving my all but apparently it wasn’t enough for him. Coach Steve had been harder on me the past few weeks, probably thinking he was too soft on me when he started training me. I abruptly stopped punching.

‘ Coach, I need to cut myself. I- I just can’t do it normally.’ I told him as I unfolded and raised my trusty portable knife to my palm. Injuring myself will give me more of a boost than anything as energy would be emitting from my body, to heal the wound. It gives me adrenaline I need so I can fight better too. ‘ No. I have given you far too many chances already. You need to learn to obtain the same amount of strength when you’re injured and when you’re not injured. It’s not good to keep cutting yourself. Now, come on.’ He clapped the punch pads together. I sighed and continued. ‘ You’re not getting any better, Y/N! Come on, let me feel your punches!’ He shouted at me. Disappointment filled me and negative thoughts spiraled in my head as per usual. I wasn’t getting any better. I wasn't improving. Coach Steve stood upright, making me almost punch his abdomen. I bent and gripped my knees as I pant hard. Training used to be a breeze before Coach Steve decided to take it up a notch.

‘ It’s been a year, Y/N. You improved a lot when you came here and my expectations of you are higher now. But you just can’t seem to go any higher. What’s up? Tell Uncle Steve.’ he turned from Coach Steve into Uncle Steve(they are 2 very different personalities). He slung his sweaty arm over my sweaty shoulder as we walked to the bench that sat across the gym. After we sat, I took a deep breath before saying what was on my mind for months. ‘ I've been thinking about this for a long time and I was too afraid to say it because I know how my dad would be like if he knew.’ I said with a worried tone. My dad can be just a little overprotective... and by that I actually mean a lot. He always tells me, ‘ Being Iron Man is no easy job. Just like how being Iron Man's daughter is no easy job.’ So he had the Avengers train his only daughter to defend herself when crisis arises. Of course, they trained me to control my powers too. Having been trained by the best agents and even a God, I’ve gotten faster and stronger, more than anyone could imagine since I'm an enhanced being. Why is Tony Stark's daughter enhanced? Isn’t Tony just a human genius? Well you see, I’m actually Tony Stark’s step-daughter. Kind of sad, but it’s the truth. We aren’t related by blood.

‘ I’m not your dad. You can tell me anything Y/N you know that.’ Uncle Steve reassured me. I let all my worries out with a sigh and spilled everything. ‘ I want to go to school.’ I waited for his reaction. ‘ But you already go to school here with perfectly good teachers.’ Uncle Steve said. ‘ No Uncle Steve, I want to go to a real, normal high school. With actual teachers and actual students that I can be friends with!’ I exclaimed and stood up in the spur of the moment. I saw the upset look on Uncle Steve's face. ‘ N-Not that I hate your tutoring or anything I mean, being home schooled by the best teachers and the Avengers is great, really!’ I took my seat next to him. ‘ But I want to try being a normal teenager. Have friends, hang out with them and even hate a teacher so my friends and I can talk about them later.’ I stopped to look at Uncle Steve's face which has cheered up a little. ‘ I just want to be a normal teenager for once.’ I said, expressing my desire to be normal. Uncle Steve leaned his back on the wall. ‘ Do you plan on telling your dad?’ he asked and I nodded. He sighed, ‘ Alright. I don’t oppose to it but I don’t agree to it either. You should have friends your age and enjoy your youth while you still have it but going out there means endangering yourself and those around you.’ He told me. ‘ I’ve already made my choice. Nothing you say will change my mind.’ I said, a little disappointed. My dad is somewhat strict but Uncle Steve is the laid back and kind uncle, giving me whatever I wanted as a child so I thought he would fully support my decision. ‘ Yeah, I know. But maybe your father will. He’s the one who will make the decision.’ He said as he got up. He ruffled my hair before leaving. I leaned my head back against the blue-coloured wall with a thud and sighed. ‘ I know.’

‘ Hey Dad, what are you doing?’ I cooed , hugging him from behind. I ran through this scenario at least a million times in my head. Doing something cute and showing interest in what he was doing always got him. He just couldn’t say no to his darling daughter. ‘ Just working on the suit. I’ve got some new ideas for it that could really improve its durability.’ He said, looking at his blueprints. ‘ That is really cool! Although I think the Iron Man suit is already top-notch.’ I said with the sweetest smile I could have my facial muscles make. Okay, I may have gone overboard with the smile and the “top-notch". I mean who even says that anymore? Suspicion didn’t seem to creep to my father though. ‘ Thank you, but the suit is not top-notch yet, it still needs- wait did you just say top-notch?’ he stopped what he was doing and looked at me. Damn, it was the top-notch. ‘ W-why did I say something wrong?’ I stuttered in nervousness. My palms started sweating and I felt I was going into cardiac arrest. I’ve literally never felt more nervous and scared in my life. Nervous because of what he might say and scared because of what he might do after saying no. He might keep me under lock down for God knows how long and I might never see the light of day ever again.

‘ You want your own suit, don’t you? Look, you are still very young to be joining the big boys in the Avengers. I don’t want you getting hurt while on missions. Whether or not you’ve got powers, doesn’t make you strong enough. Sorry but a no is a no.’ He said, not looking at me. Ouch. Not where I was going but it still freaking hurt. I felt waves of energy flow around the palms of my hands as frustration boiled within. I had to calm down. I shook my hands, dissipating the energy. ‘ That’s not what I was going to ask. I just wanted to ask if... if I could go to school. Just like everyone else.’ I asked, my head facing the white tile floor. My dad stayed silent. After a minute or 2, he sighed, running his hand through his hair. ‘ God... what am I going to do with you? It's not that easy.’ He said, shaking his head. ‘ Just enroll me in a school! It is that easy!.’ I exclaimed. ‘ You know what I mean. If anyone finds out you’re my daughter, my enemies are going to hunt you down and hurt you. I was fortunate enough that you weren’t hurt the last time. ‘ That was only once and it was a long time ago! Your enemies know I can defend myself now! That I have powers! Even if they don’t, I’ll be fine. I may not be “good enough" to join the Avengers, but I sure as hell can kick someone’s ass.’ I retaliated. Even if his enemies do come for me I would be able to defend myself, I’m sure of it. My father pursued his lips together. He took my hands in his. ‘ I'm just worried about you. I don’t want it to happen again like the last time.’ He said. ‘ Dad, I promise you, everything will be fine. Why would you ask the Avengers to train me if you weren’t going to let me out? I promise I’ll be fine.’ I reassured him, squeezing his hands. ‘ Alright. You can go to high school. On one condition.’ He said. ‘ Anything! I'll do anything!’ I said with a grin on my face. My dad let go of my hands and instead took out his phone from his pocket. ‘ The high school you'll be going to will be in Queens. I need you to look after a certain boy that goes to the school you'll be attending. Here.’ My father handed me his phone. A guy's profile was displayed on it. ‘ Peter Parker. Who is this and why do you want me to look after him?’ I asked, obviously clueless as to who he was. ‘ Oh he's Spider-Man. The boy in the spider suit that helped me fight Cap's team in the airport when we had a fall out.’ He said like it was no big deal but it was to me. ‘ Spider-Man?? You mean the Spider-Man that's gone viral like everywhere??’ I asked, excited. Unbeknownst to him, I was an avid fan of Spider-Man. I heard about him from the airport fight (which I am still bitter about because Dad wouldn't let me go) but I didn't know he was so cool until I watched videos of him on YouTube. ‘ There's no other spider I would be talking about. So if you promise me to do what I just told you, then you can go to high school and do high school stuff.’ He said as he took his phone back. As much as I love Spider-Man, I hate the fact that I have to watch over someone just so I could go to school. A minute ago, my dad was all ‘ You can’t go because you can’t protect yourself! And now he’s asking me to take care of someone else a.k.a another superhero? Where’s the logic in that? It’s almost as if he cares about this Peter dude more than he cares about me but I’m not going to think too much about it. Despite that, I had to agree if I wanted to go to school. ‘ I'll do it. But why do I have to keep an eye on him? There’s no reason for me to. He can defend himself, he's Spider-Man for goodness sake!’ I exclaimed. He's Spider-Man indeed, but he's still a teenager. I just need you to prevent him from doing stupid things. Got it?’

I let out a sigh. ‘ Okay.’

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Rules: answer these 86 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people

last

1. drink - tea~

2. phone call - my friend called me when she was leaving my house bc she wanted to make sure that chickens walking around on the sidewalk was normal

3. text message - "yes" to my dad, thrilling conversation

4. song you listened to - common man by caamp

5. time you cried - today (when is the last time you didn’t cry is the better q, because i cry when i laugh too)

ever

6. dated someone twice? - only dated one person and it lasted like 5 days so no

7. kissed someone and regretted it? - that requires ever having kissed someone (don’t laugh @ me ok)

8. been cheated on - nope

9. lost someone special - yes

10. been depressed -  yes

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - nope

fave colors

12. forest green

13. lavender

14. autumn-y shades of orange

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yes 😍💗

16. fallen out of love - nope

17. laughed until you cried - all the damn time

18. found out someone was talking about you - yes

19. met someone who changed you - i guess? not really

20. found out who your friends are - yes but not this year

21. kissed someone on your Facebook friends list - nope

general

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know irl - all of them

23. do you have any pets? - 2 cats & a dog

24. do you want to change your name? - i’ve changed my alias so many times online ider some of them? but irl everyone gets my name wrong anyways so it’s just like what’s the point

25. what did you do for your last birthday? - i went w my two friends to an orchard + went apple picking, and then we went back to my house and had dinner + cake 😊😊

26. what time did you wake up today - 6:50 a.m. is when my alarm went off but lbr i only slept for like 20 minutes last night

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - watching videos on fb and crying tbh

28. what is something you can’t wait for - to be done w uni

29. when was the last time you saw your mom - within the hour

30. what are you listening to right now - where you wanna go by graham colton ft. emily hearn

31. have you ever talked to a person named Tom - yes

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - myself

33. most visited website - probably tumblr

34. hair color - it’s dyed blonde but tbh my roots have grown out like 4 inches @ this point and that’s a v mousy brown

35. long or short hair? - short-ish!! just cut it the other day, i have a lob/medium bob atm

36. do you have a crush on someone - after today’s events, probably 😂😂😂

37. what do you like about yourself - next question pls

38. want any piercings - nope, i let the ones in my ears close

39. blood type - good question, your guess is as good as mine

40. nicknames - grace, sarah/stephanie/shannon/rachel/meghan (used interchangeably or strung together all at once)

41. relationship status - single

42. zodiac - libra

43. pronouns - they/she

44. fave tv shows - bob’s burgers, stranger things, the good place, nailed it (that baking show on netflix, go watch it!!!!), fullmetal alchemist, i’ve gotten into america’s got talent over the past few years too

45. tattoos - nope

46. right or left handed - right~

47.  ever had surgery - tonsils & adenoids

48. piercings - nope

49. sport - i did marching band in hs that counts 

50. vacation - i really want to go to iceland tbh + then i would love to go to greece, italy, japan, south korea, there’s loads more tbh. 

51. trainers(shoes?) - i love like, converse + similar shoes, or anything tennis-y because i need to wear sneakers at work and those are easier to match w outfits

52. eating - i just ate a breakfast flat

53. drinking - water

54.  I am about to watch - food network is on but i’m not paying attention

55. waiting for - nothing

56. want - to be out of debt t b H

57. get married - not really?? never been interested in it

58. career - i would L O V E to have a little bookstore/cafe (right next to/connected to my friend’s record shop) + be a writer, but rn social work is the actual path

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - hugs

60. lips or eyes - eyes def

61. shorter or taller - taller

62. older or younger - idk if i could date anyone under 21/22 ?? so older

63. nice arms or stomach - arms i guess? idk

64. hookup or relationship - relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant w troublemaker tendencies i guess ?? 

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - nope

67. drank hard liquor - yes

68. lost glasses - sunglasses, yes

69. turned someone down - ugh yes

70. sex on first date - nope

71. broken someone’s heart - i think so ?? it’s a v long story that just proves how clueless + unobservant i am

72. had your heart broken - kind of? not really. at least not in a relationship sense idk if that’s what this is asking

73. been arrested - nope

74. cried when someone died - yes

75. fallen for a friend - nope

do you believe in

76. yourself - nope

77. miracles - not really? i do believe in karma tho

78. love at first sight - ehhhhhhhhh

79. santa claus - nope

80. kiss on a first date - mb? probably not bc i am a hopeless awkward mess

81. angels - idk tbh ?? mb not in the like, traditional~ sense ? idk honestly

other

82. best friends name - carleen

83. eye color - hazel

84. fave movie - the nightmare before christmas, hocus pocus, star wars, moana, frozen, the princess and the frog

85. fave actor - tbh i really love the rock ?? i’ve never not enjoyed a movie he’s in even if it’s a terrible movie i have never seen any of the fast & furious movies tho

86. fave actress - the ladies in ocean’s 8 🔥🔥🔥

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[foresthuntermajrach]

I'd be happy to match you with someone! :D tell me more about yourself?

Omg, you want to OwO? Alright!

(So… damn… that wasn’t easy haha)

I rarelytalk about myself so much so idk what I should tell you but…

I’m an introvert, but I do enjoy spending time amongstpeople. I don’t like partying a lot and feel uncomfortable amongst crowds but Ilike meeting new pals and getting to know them (although I tend to get boredwith idle chit chat easily).

I'm rather quiet and spend most of the time in silence but if I get excited about something (or you ask me about something I love), I get super talkative and can drown you in my excitement (lol?)

Big thing, though. I’ve long ago learnt that I haveempathy problems so like… I’m the last person someone should seek to cry ontheir shoulder - and yet people still do that (that makes me feel bad bc Idon’t get them).  And I do not pity people. No matter how shitty your lifeis, I still believe you could be happy in some way. And I don’t really likepeople who drown in self pity. 

Alas!

My dad once said that our subconsciousness is ourbiggest weapon, so I started thinking positively and strangely enough it becameso natural to me that now I’m pretty much an impersonation of optimism. Nomatter what happens to me, I believe that earlier or later things will getbetter, I don’t hold grudges, even if I may not like someone; and I tend to actvery nice towards people I dislike (and who dislike me back) just to spite themand at the same time feel good with myself.

I’m an egoist but I help people if they ask me nicely.Cue me being the one that solves physics problems then drops them in the groupchat and explain them bc I get it. 

I’m against cheating and believe that the hard way ismuch better for your own benefit unless the thing you have to decide uponcheating or not is absolutely useless for you. The latter never happened.Honestly, i’ve only cheated once on a words test on German classes because Icouldn’t cram those for the love of God and I was endangered with not passingthe subject at all. I’ve found a way to avoid doing it afterwards tho.

I guess I do go by some rules, but those are made bymyself and not forced on me, so I may be seen doing stupid unallowed stuff atuni with my friends. Who cares, anyway lmao.

I tend to be mean. To both, my close ones and topeople I barely know. Mostly playfully mean, because I just like to check ifthis or that person gets offended easily (I know, a dangerous game, but it’sfun af). 

Apart from this…

I like togain and then show my knowledge about different things. I like to talk aboutthings I do know about and getfrustrated when someone suddenly changes the topic to something I know shitabout only bc they felt like it (I mean here celebrities, manicure, make-up, topicslike those make my skin crawl pls don’t). I really like listening to someone ifthey are passionate about the thing they are talking about, as long as they arenot repeating themselves for the umpteenth time. People are friggininteresting.

My passions(apart from the obvious drawing and writing) are observation, science andnature. I honestly love being outside. I love mountain trekking, swimming (espin the sea),  taking walks in theforests, camping and stuff like those. The night sky is like my one true loveand in summer I tend to just lay and look at the sky and tear up at how fuckingawesome light is to be able to go so quick and show us galaxies that probablydon’t exist anymore and omg I would die to fly to space, ok.

I’ve alwaysdreamed of being an astronaut but there was no way of pursuing this dream so nowI’m searching for something else that I would like. So far I don’t know if I’mmaking the right choices.

I also liketo read books, albeit now I do that less and rather watch documentaries (mostlyabout cosmos and physics - I gotta admit that lol).

I also prefer to rest in silence, uninterrupted, either alone or with someone who will not keep on babbling all the time we spend together. 

Hmm… whatelse…

I dislikechildren (mostly when they’re noisy and pushy - they exhaust me and I hatenoise omg) and dogs (same reason), am clueless in love, rather afraid of men80% of the times, even tho I get on best with them and not girls; I may or maynot me demisexual (am lmao) and idk about what sex I’d romance but so far I’veonly had minor crushes on men.

I’m cuddlywhen I’m close with someone. Like… I tend to lay on my mom’s lap a lot or onmy dad, or i rest my head on my friend’s shoulder while we sit close to eachother. And honestly I would 10/10 snuggle all day if I could. When it’s someoneI barely know I’m usually very uncomfortable with even things as simple as apat on the arm. I’m not sure what it came from but it’s just there.

I’m ratherafraid of love btw and even though I know boys look at me because I am pretty in a way (if I didn’t knowthat myself, then people keeping telling me that would make it) but because ofmy outer confidence and smarts and just the way I am no one ever approaches me.No one apart from the so called “momma’s boys” who are looking for someonewho will take care of them and honestly? I don’t feel a pull towards suchpeople. I’m secretly dreaming of finding my one true love amongst all thepeople I would manage to get it going with but at the same time I’m so veryinsecure about the matter that one would say I do not think I’ll be ever worththe try? Idk people can make you think many things about yourself and so farthe only likable thing about me the boys noted is that I have a pretty face andnice body (which I like too but… what about how I am lmao). I tend to thinkthat this may be not for me and I’ll just end up alone and doing research forsomething I’ll feel passionate about.

God, I’msorry, somehow it turned depressing at the end even tho I didn’t intend towrite those things. But I won’t delete it cause this can also give informationon me.

[k-p-p-d]

I heard madtown is having problems with their management, because of their ceo's arrest, do you have any update on their situation? With all the members lack of activities/absence, late updates in fc, jota's cryptic messages in fc, it's really disturbing and concerning, and sometimes annoying that no one can answer anything, like, do we even have anything to wait for?

Hi! I don’t have any updates on their situation, considering I don’t work for GNI so I’m just as clueless as you. BUT, based on my deductions as well as my knowledge of just how stubborn resilient the members are, I do strongly believe they are working on a self-produced full album. I know it’s hard to keep positive considering all the late postings of schedules and complete radio silence on V app for BufHo’s birthdays (though honestly I think this is more so BufHo’s request than shitty management considering how chill they are about their birthdays in general; I mean both of them solo broadcasts last year rather than a full bonanza), but our boys are nothing if not dedicated to music and determined to stay together at all costs.

Below the cut are my reasons for this conclusion!

Okie dokie. So here are my deductions:

During his solo broadcast at the Han River, Heojun said that the members were still trying to figure out what side of themselves they wanted to show next. Now keep in mind, this was said: 1. towards the end of their September tour in Japan; and 2. towards the end of their time with JTC. They likely didn’t have a whole lot of free time between looking for a new agency and holding shows to actively come up with ideas or work on demos.

Additionally, we’ve seen Daewon, Moos, and Buffy in the studio (and in Pro-C’s case, their OWN little studios). Daewon uploaded these pics to his Instagram; Moos uploaded this pic and this video  to his; and Buffy uploaded this and this to his Instagram, held this Instagram live, and his Chainsmokers cover featuring Jaeho to the FC.

Both Buffy and Jaeho held Instagram lives in their practice room with Heojun. Considering these homebodies have a new, more spacious dorm, it’s highly unlikely they’re just gonna hang out in the practice room for shits and giggles. There’s no real proof for this, but my hunch is that Jun is helping Buffy with piano and Jaeho was there to help provide accompiament and practice his guitar. Plus, all three are part of ot7 damce line and are the youngest of the group so they could be practicing for a unit performance. We just don’t know but could you imagine???

Moos, Geon, and Buf released One Day, a track they all composed, wrote, and produced. Buf posted the lyrics to the song in the FC with a note saying he had originally wanted it to be done a month after he  got the idea for it, but it took him almost three months to get it done because he wanted it to be absolutely perfect. Now this really highlights just how Buffy, who is Madtown’s main producer (check their discography and you’ll see his name under “producer” on the majority of their songs) is an absolute perfectionist and refuses to release anything he’s not 110% satisfied with. Actually, all of the members are perfectionists in their own right (especially Walnut Line). So it stands to reason that with them being such a cohesive and inclusive group, they’re not going to release anything unless all 7 of them agree on it.

It’s taken, on average, 6 months between each of their previous comebacks and all those were mini albums, with the exception of OMGT which was a digital single. Considering they are from small companies, it’s understandable that it’s been a year since Emptiness; small companies just simply do not have the funds to be able to have eras back to back to back to back and they’re likely waiting for the right moment to come back so they don’t have to go up against massive groups. It’s all about timing so they get the most exposure which in turns means they get more opportunities; more exposure and opportuniites mean more money for the company; more money for company means faster turn around times.

In his third-most recent Instagram live, Buffy showed us his musical composition notebook.  I counted at least 20 songs in there. He also commented that he was taking a music theory course to help him hone and improve his skills.

Jota is busy AF. He’s constantly filming for and killing it on “I Am Actor!” so it’s likely he doesn’t have much time right now to really practice with the members. As such he likely has to play catch-up on choreo and vocal lessons when he does have the time. And then again, Jota is kind of the heart of the group (there’s definitely a noticeable difference in how the members act when he is there versus when he isn’t); so when he isn’t there, they get some stuff done no doubt but they likely don’t want to do a whole lot because they don’t want Jota to feel like he’s far behind the 8-ball and thus make him feel even more pressure than he likely already feels.

FINALLY: They deserve a damn break. If you look at it, they’ve been active from June 2016 to March 2017. They’ve had fanmeets, photoshoots, concerts, mini tour, album promotions in TWO countries, variety show taping, acting (in Jota’s case), appearances, etc. Like they had a whole helluva lot going on for a loooooong time. So if they wanna chill out for a few months and just relax, then please God let them do it. I don’t know about you, but I’m hella happy every morning when I wake up and see them just being themselves and enjoying their lives. Whether it’s Daewon going home to visit his parents and provide free promo for his dad’s shop, Geonie playing soccer and doing UFC training, Jun having coffee dates with Chan, Buf going on a weekend trip with Juyong to Tokyo best bro ever wtf I’m jealous, Jaeho hanging with random cats and hiking with his mom, Moos sipping coffee and being one with his beloved Squirrels, or Jota just being able to catch a movie and hit the gym, I am HERE for this healing.

So yeah. Maybe this is me naively positive but I just don’t see the point in worrying excessively over them. I think we as MadPi need to just breathe and chill out. Rather than screaming in comments “WHEN IS YOUR COMEBACK?!!1!1!!”/”PLEASE COMEBACK SOON!!!!!!1!!!1″ (which honestly annoys the shit outta me like damn y'all pls don’t annoy them with this), we just need to trust them. Our boys have done and will always do what’s right for them.

Sorry this got so long, but I hope this has answered your question and provided you some comfort & reassurance!

–Lily, a MadPi🐒

[jaeminlore]

Boy Without a Car // Lee Mark

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the prompt: can i request a scenario with mark lee where you’re is like special guest/host of this formal/special event and the grand entrance is a staircase, and upon entering, you trip and fall down the stairs (unfortunately while everyone is watching) and clueless hero mark lee is there to catch (more like cushion) your fall? please make it rlly fluffy^^

words: 1892

category: fluff

author note: i was gonna upload a second scenario but i got distracted watching rip vine compilations and now i need to sleep so pls enjoy this mork fluff.

- destinee

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You looked down at your dress, the slim, sequined bodice intimidating you as you thought of having to stand in front of tons of people. “Are you sure this isn’t too flashy? I can wear something else.”

“Nonsense,” your mother told you. “This is your eighteenth birthday party. It signals the day you become a woman, and also the day your father announces that you will one day inherit his company. It’s a big deal.”

“Yeah,” you grumbled, “to you and all your millionaire friends. Can’t I just get some cake and leave?”

“That would be a horrible way of thanking all of your guests for coming out to celebrate your birthday,” your mother reprimanded you.

You huffed, “Well when you put it that way I can’t cop out, can I?”

Your mother smiled charmingly. “Be ready to descend down the stairs when they announce your name. You need to be the apple of everyone’s eye.”

“I’ll try,” you answered, for that was all you could do.

-

Mark tugged his white collar nervously from the corner of the ballroom. “How much are we getting paid again?”

Donghyuck scoffed. “Less than minimum wage. Honestly, next time we take over Yuta and Hansol’s jobs for them we’d better ask the payment before we agree.”

Mark wasn’t sure he could argue with that logic. Since he was here, though, he would work like he committed to do. Still, he didn’t like the idea of being around so many important people. He was nervous he would mess something up. Then even the little pay he got would be gone.

He and Donghyuck split up, moving to different sides of the ballroom to offer people crab cakes and other hors d'oeuvres.

Mark found himself enjoying the party, since he was basically being paid to walk around and listen in on people’s conversations. He was beginning to think the job was one of easiest he had ever taken when the host of the party clinked a fork against his glass.

“If I may have your attention, everyone! I present to you the guest of honor, my daughter, Y/n Y/l/n.”

Mark followed his gesture to the staircase, where you descended gracefully. He felt his cheeks go warm at your beauty, feeling foolish for being so easily enamored by someone. However, you looked adorable to him with your dark blue dress and curled hair.

That feeling was short lived, however, when you broke him out of his thoughts by nearly breaking his wrist.

-

You walked down the staircase, one hand on the banister. A fake smile adorned your face as you looked at the many guests.

Your gaze got caught on a certain boy who seemed to be a waiter for the party. He stared at you for a moment before turning away, looking disinterested, as if his mind were a million miles away. He intrigued you.

In fact, he intrigued you so much that you lost your footing. A collective gasp arose from the crowd as you began to fall face first down the steps.

As humiliating as it was, nothing could quite top it off like the having the handsome boy you had been staring at cushion your fall. Not to mention that the tray full of appetizers he had been holding went flying across the ballroom floor.

Your guests let out an audible gasp as you face planted into the boy’s chest. You groaned in embarrassment and kept your head hidden in his chest. Maybe if you stayed there long enough everyone would turn away and forget it ever happened.

His voice made you come to your senses.

“Ow!” He winced from under you, holding his wrist to his chest.

“I’m so sorry!” You clambered off of him and grabbed his uninjured hand, helping him up. “I’ll call the hospital.”

“No need!” He said quickly. Then he looked down at your intertwined hands and blushed, ripping his hand away from yours. “I-It isn’t broken. It just hurts a bit.”

“Oh,” you said. The crowd had returned to their frivolous conversations, until it was just you and the boy staring at each other.

He scratched the back of his neck nervously, “So, uh, happy birthday.”

“Huh?” You looked around. “Oh, thanks. I’m Y/n.”

“Mark,” he replied. You saw a ghost of a smile appear on his face.

“So, do you want to go do something?” You offered him a shy smile.

Mark met your gaze, his eyes wide and innocent. “Me? Oh, I can’t.”

Noticing your downcast expression, he held out his hands, “I mean, I want to! I just can’t because I’m working.”

You grinned. “Well, do you know the best part of being the guest of honor is?”

“What’s that?” Mark asked.

“It means you’re officially off work and free to hang out with me.” You answered, feeling more confident.

Although, Mark seemed to feel the opposite, for he let out a flustered laugh. “Can’t say no to the birthday girl, can I? Let me go tell Donghyuck.”

You nodded, although you had no idea who Donghyuck was.

-

Mark shook his head to clear his thoughts while he looked for Donghyuck. He untied the white apron around his waist, thankful it kept most of the food stains from getting on his nice slacks.

“Dude, that was one fall– Why are you handing me your apron?” Donghyuck looked at the apron that was now in his hand.

“Y/n wants to hang out,” Mark breathed. “See you later.”

Donghyuck gave Mark an unimpressed look. “You’re going to leave me here alone to serve all these people.”

“I’ll give you my share of the wage!” Mark promised, already halfway across the room.

Donghyuck clicked his tongue in disapproval as he watch Mark walk out of the ballroom with you.

-

“This is what you wanted to do?” Mark found himself laughing as you climbed the magnolia tree outside of the estate.

“Yeah,” you grunted, bunching your skirt above your knees to reach the next branch. “Why do you think I wore shorts under my dress?”

Mark furrowed his eyebrows, “But why did you invite me?”

“So I would have someone to talk to,” you answered, smiling softly at him. “Climb up.”

Mark obeyed, clumsily reaching for the lowest branch before heaving himself up. “What about your party? Don’t you want to inherit your father’s company?”

“Of course,” you answered. “I just don’t want to have to talk to a bunch of people. That’s not my idea of a good birthday.”

“Oh,” Mark, an introvert himself, could understand. “So you’re just going to sit in a tree?”

“Until they serve the cake,” you answered.

You kept climbing, occasionally stopping to help Mark up since he wasn’t used to climbing trees. “We can see into the ballroom from the top branch, so we’ll wait for the cake there.”

“Will it be able to hold us?” Mark asked nervously. He was beginning to feel aprhensive about your whole idea of “hanging out”. He had already gotten hurt once around you. As cute as you were, he wasn’t looking for another injury.

Still, he kept climbing. Curiosity had definitely won in this situation.

Finally, Mark and you were sitting side by side in the highest tree branch, your feet swinging against the rhythm of the nearby fountain.

“Tell me about yourself,” you said.

Mark coughed awkwardly into his rolled fist. “Well, I was born in–”

“No!” You giggled, “Don’t start from the beginning.”

“Where do I start, then?” Mark asked.

“Start in the middle,” you advised. “Stories are always more exciting when they start in the middle.”

Mark looked down at his handing feet. “Well, I moved here from Canada.”

“See?” You grinned at him, “That’s what I’m talking about. What’s Canada like?”

“It was nice,” Mark said. “I miss the snow.”

“I’ve never seen snow that actually stuck to the ground.”

Mark chuckled, a feeling of comfort washing over him as he thought gleefully about home. “It can snow for days there, if you live in the right place.”

“I’d like to see it one day. Would you take me?”

Mark stuttered at your straightforward attitude. “Uh…”

“That was weird wasn’t it?” You were flustered as well. “I didn’t mean it like that. I just meant if I ever went to Canada, it would be nice if I had a friend to show me around.”

“Oh,” Mark sighed comfortably. Then, “I’d take you. After I took Donghyuck, that is. He’d never forgive me if I took someone else before him.”

“Is he that other waiter? Are you two close?” You wondered aloud.

“Yeah,” Mark answered. “We’re best friends.”

You timidly leaned your head on Mark’s shoulder, feeling happy when you talked to him.

Who knew you falling on top of him could result in this?

“I would like a best friend,” you mumbled. “Truthfully, I don’t have many friends. They all act entitled because their families own large companies and they make fun of my father because his company is the smallest out of their circle of friends.”

“Doesn’t your dad own a million-dollar company?” Mark asked, feeling stupid since he didn’t even own a car.

“Yeah,” you answered. “But he makes less in millions than the other dads.”

“That’s frivolous to fight over,” Mark said.

“I know,” you sighed. “That’s why I’m not friends with them. I like being friends with people like you.”

“What?” Mark laughed, “Poor people?”

You laughed along, “It sounds bad when you say it like that, so no. I like being friends with humble people.”

Mark looked down at you, some kind of soft look in his eyes, “You’re interesting, you know?”

You met his gaze, a fierce blush appearing on your cheeks as he began to lean in. You placed a hand on his shoulder, pulling him close enough to close the hesitant gap between you.

Mark pressed lips against yours with a tenderness you weren’t accustomed to. Maybe all the boys you had dated were too confident and arrogant in their skill to kiss you slowly. Their kissed were always sloppy and messy: adjectives you didn’t wish to use again.

With Mark, you didn’t have to use any negative adjectives. Because it was just him, faintly moving his lips against yours as if he were afraid you would push him away, or reject him.

You didn’t know where his confidence came from, but you found yourself liking the Mark who leaned in first.

He finally pulled away, looking down at you with a soft smile. “Hey,” he whispered awkwardly.

“Hey,” you giggled back, a new feeling of giddiness rushing into your heart.

You grabbed Mark’s hand and held it without a word, once again leaning your head on his shoulder to watch people dance through the window.

Finally, you saw a three-tiered chocolate cake being rolled into the ballroom and you gasped. “Cake!”

You climbed down quickly, with Mark lagging behind, and ran back into the ballroom just as your father began to look for you.

Mark took his place beside Donghyuck as they watched people sing to you, an embarrassed blush on your cheeks.

“Where were you two?” Donghyuck asked. “You left me with all of these people to deal with.”

“Sorry,” Mark said quickly, smiling as he met your gaze. “I owe you one, really.”

~the end~

[jcmeson-blog]

(not only am i late as fuck, but i am actual trash.) i am so done with myself at this point and tbh, i’m still figuring jamie out but all i know is that im obsessed with him and his wittle face. ok hi, i’m kianna (im 24// grandma & dont wanna talk about it) i just got back into rp recently but i’ve been doing it on and off since 2007... i know crazy. i started in middle school and it had always been a creative outlet for me. i live with my high school sweetheart and i have a psychotic german shepard pup that hates my actual guts... i just want her to love me, but instead, she just tries to eat me. but it fine. i’ve gotten a chance to talk to some of you all already and i dkjghlaksjdhglk am throwing up bc i love yall a lot. looking forward to meeting everyone else toooo. i am the least versed admin in html and ps but i can do a thing here and there. this has gotten too long, i am srry.... also if you want a lil’ jamie teaser just click HERE. bruh i’ll get some connections up soon but if you have any wanted ones just msg me pls tysm

now lets get into a lil’ bit of jamie... just some of the bits i have figured out. i’m going to be working on him in most of my free time today bc i wanna make sure he is well rounded and the best he can be so we can get LIT up in here. i am honestly not prepared and im terrible but idk im the worst SO ANYWAYS.

so being that i played myself out on having fuckboy af muses, jameson is everything but. he is romantic, caring, slight pushover, a hardworker (he’s store manager of SUN DIEGO aka his personal heaven) etc. 

he loves ANIMALS, THE OCEAN (!!!! BIG MOOD), SURFING, NATURE IN GENERAL GIVES HIM A HUGE BONER. so he’s either catching some waves, on a boat, snorkeling, volunteering at the birch aquarium, working, hiking at the torrey pines nature reserve or catching the sunrise at the sunset cliffs. basically anything that gets his feet wet or makes him sweaty, he’s fuckin there.

he is smart... but also clueless. he fuckin’ hates talking about politics so dont (or do if you lookin’ to stir the pot a lil bit). he literally just wants everyone to be happy and he wants peace love & good vibes etc to flourish in this nasty mess of a country. (so i guess he a hippie)

he does a lil’ bit of indie modeling on the side... nothing like main stream or whatever, but he’ll pose for his friends or if he needs some extra cash, he will help out local photogs.

oh when it comes to working... he is a slight pushover as a manager. so likeeeee he will do whatever he can to make sure his staff don’t see him as a dictator. he wants to be their friend *hashtag werk dad* he never wants anyone to feel like he's out to get them or anything like that so he will prob let people get off multiple times before he actually does things about it tbh.. but if he thinks you’re trying to take advantage of him... he gonna get real upset ok (so be nice to my bean... or do not. WHATEVA)

he likes giving back and making sure everyone feels comfortable and welcome.. if someone does a good thing, he will reward them with like cookies or free food from the food court or whateva !!!!

jamie looooooves drinking ... sometimes a bit too much. he doesn't mean to let it control him, but sometimes he loses control. he's had a few incidents to where he's woke up in places where he wasn't supposed to be Bc he blacked out... (reasons as to why will be divulged at a later time *winkwinkhinthint* (aka i dont know yet lmao)

weed? he dabbles with actually smoking (v rare unless he feelin a big mood or a big sad coming on) but he enjoys eating edibles more. less work and more of a high. BUT only when he's off the next day lmao or when he has a night shift the next day bc he aint tryna be a bad influence YA FEEL MEEEEEEE (but i want someone to make him loosen the fuck up ok yes ty)

he has a cute sense of humor yeah? so laugh at his jokes hahaha bc they’re corny and dumb. 

gullible fr fr fr

OKAY THATS IT FOR NOW THE REST WILL COME LATER BYEEEEEE 

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

[lightscameramagicrp]

Welcome to Behind The Magic, Princess Tiana. We really loved your app for Mitchell Burgess with the FC of Justin Hartley and we can’t wait to see what you do with him! Please look at our checklist and send in your account within 24 hours. We’re excited to see more of you here at Behind The Magic!

CHARACTER INFORMATION

Name:

Mitchell James Burgess

Faceclaim:

Justin Hartley

Age:

39. [Turns 40 this Aug ayyyyye]

Birthday:

Aug 8, 1979

Species

Witch, powers - air manipulation & necromancy pls

TV Show & Occupation:

stunt[ing on these hoes] coordinator, weather the storm & cheer society

Biography:

Mitchell Anderson was born to Janet Anderson, a young single mother who was barely making ends meet on her own from her job as a maid. Janet did everything that she could to provide for her son. She even went as far to work multiple jobs to keep Mitchell safe and his father out of his life. The boy’s father was no good for either of them and Janet’s family was nonexistent and ashamed of the unwed mother. A particular wedge that drove Janet and her family apart was the fact that she was also a practicing witch. Something that she continued after her grandmother before her. Distinctively, Janet’s own mother never practiced. When she met Harrison Burgess, the pair had a true “Pretty Woman-esque” romance and the director fell in love with both she and her son. Not only was Harrison her complete opposite in nearly every way possible. He was wealthy, successful and black. In contrast, Janet was a maid, freelanced in other jobs to make ends meet, was essentially poor, and white. Even the couple’s magic practices differed. A member of the infamous Burgess coven, Harrison and his family practiced dark magic. Whereas Janet, as taught to her by her grandmother, practiced light. Despite this, the couple’s romance continued. It was the combination of her status as a practicing witch, her genuine affection for Harrison and Harrison’s decision to accept Mitchell as his own and became the only father the boy had ever known that led to her acceptance into the Burgess family.

Immediately after Harrison and Janet’s wedding, they changed their son’s name to Mitchell Burgess. He was seven at the time. More than a name, with his parent’s marriage Mitchell gained something more - a family. It seemed that Harrison’s blessing was all that was needed for the Burgess clan to accept Janet and Mitchell as their own as well. It was a daunting thing for the near eight year old Mitchell to realize - that with the Burgess name came power and responsibility. Magic lessons soon followed. A proud dark magic coven, the Burgesses assumed that young Mitchell would follow suit. Especially in his father’s footsteps. However, Harrison and Janet made one thing clear. If Mitchell was to learn dark magic, he would have to learn light as well. For some Burgesses, it became a mental note to remember when it came to Mitchell. He was a Burgess. But only in name. He was not a part of their blood lineage.

From an early age, Mitchell knew that he wanted to follow in his dad’s footsteps and work in the entertainment industry. One night before he’d ever became a Burgess and it was just Mitchell and his mom, Janet told him a story of how his father had been a great stunt coordinator who’d eventually fallen ill. And although Harrison and Mitchell grew close over the years, Mitchell knew that he still wanted to work in the same field of his nameless father. As a kid, Mitchell sought adventure and loved doing things others dared not. It was something Janet assumed he’d grow out of. However, after high school, Mitchell shared what he thought to be an obvious dream to his family - that he wanted to do stunt work. To some of his relatives, this was another strike against him. First, he was not a biological Burgess and then he decided to enter into a profession beneath the family name. To them, his saving grace was that Harrison and Janet belatedly had a child together. A boy and the rightful Burgess they believed would be worthy of the family name. Scott Burgess was born when Mitchell was almost seventeen. And after being raised as a mostly only child until then, the transition to big brother was different.

Against his parents advice and his toddler brother’s cries, newly twenty year old Mitchell moved across country to New York and enrolled in several stunt courses. To appease them, and keep some peace, he registered for a few classes at a community college in the city. However, much to Harrison and Janet’s chagrin, Mitchell realized that a secondary education wasn’t for him. It was in New York that he met Ingrid Keller, a student in NYU Tisch’s acting program. After a fumble into friendship that lasted a couple years, Mitch finally asked Ingrid out. The two fell in love and despite his young age of twenty-two, Mitchell could see them going the distance - marriage, a family, the whole nine yards. Ingrid made him happy. However, one thing remained a secret. Mitchell’s being a witch. He hadn’t actively practiced since moving to New York but he still considered himself a witch. In fact, Mitchell enjoyed that. The feeling of being connected to something bigger than himself - to something that his forefathers (and mothers) touched and were still a part of.

It was his vision of him and Ingrid being together that stirred the question of whether he should tell her everything. About his truth and that of his family. Except one thing had been clear when the most important of the Burgess coven realized that Mitchell was in love with a human. Ingrid was not to be told. Under no circumstances were their coven to put in jeopardy because of his desire to be truthful. Specifically since, according to the elders, it was not solely his truth to tell. So Mitchell remained quiet and did his damnedest to make sure that Ingrid never knew. The couple remained with one half of it clueless for a time. Five years into their relationship, Mitchell proposed. He was twenty-seven. At the wedding, the Burgess elders reminded him of his promise. Irregardless of their marriage, Mitchell was not to tell his wife about them. Or about his magical abilities as a witch. Regardless of Ingrid being a human, the Burgess’ accepted her into their family. Shortly after, the newlyweds moved from New York City to Vancouver, Canada.

At the desire to advance both of their careers, he and Ingrid held off on starting a family. And shortly after the couple’s ninth anniversary, they discovered that they were expecting. The year Mitchell turned thirty-six, he and Ingrid welcomed a beautiful baby girl that they named Olivia Janet Burgess. Mitchell finally felt that his life was perfect. He was happily married, had a loving wife and a beautiful daughter. Whom he quietly watched at his coven’s behest, waiting to see if she - like him - was a hereditary witch. If so, he would have to report it to his coven. While he no longer actively practiced, Mitchell was still a Burgess. A fact that he came faced with the reveal of supernaturals existence. A fact that, in an effort to save face, the Burgess family released an official statement regarding their coven. Of which he was a member. Mitchell’s world spun and his marriage with it. Questions concerning his career were raised and the legitimacy of the first half of his career as a former stunt double. And of course, Mitchell had to deal with the fact that he’d lied to his wife about who he was and his abilities.

It was a lie that became too big to manage. And a betrayal that was too deep for Ingrid to move pass. Two years after Olivia’s birth, Ingrid filed for divorce. A year afterwards, it was finalized. The split while not sometimes amicable was civilized and the pair agreed to stay primarily in Vancouver to co-parent their daughter. At thirty-nine, staring into forty, recently divorced and now a single father, Mitchell Burgess was on a new path. One of which he was curious to see where it would lead him.

Anything Else:

Ingrid went by Tori personally. Her full name was Ingrid Victoria. Her fc is Danneel Ackles just fyi. Ingrid = NPC.

Also newly single, Mitchell shall be on his hoe shit. That exact phrase will probably be said about him at some point by a family member. Or close friend.

Oh. Livi/his family, being the best dad possible, and his career are Mitch’s first priorities. So even though he’s on his hoe shit, serious dating probably won’t happen for a while.

OOC: I had too much fun filling out this app. Lol don’t post this part xD

[vanteism]

bts as parents

namjoon •i imagine him with a little girl too! •from the moment that child is born he is gonna include her in his kim dailys •"babe she cant even sit up straight how is this gonna work” •"ill just hold her its fine love" •can’t always pick her up from school but he always drops her off!! •would be the parent to play embarrassing music as she leaves like that one sister AHAHA •love writing songs for her!!! nd you too!!! the whole fam gets a song!!! •is more that happy to help with homework but his kid doesn’t need it they’re a straight up genius •he really wants his kid to be successful and he’ll be 100% supportive 100% of the time! •overall gr8 parent his kid also has a strange fashion sense but it works

hoseok •EVERY CHILD HE HAS IS THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF SUNSHINE •idk how many kids he’d have. it’s either 1 or 20 •he’d always know how to cheer up his child(ren) •he tries really hard to encourage his kids! •"daddy look i drew something for you" •"awww is it a horse? a giraffe?“ •"no it’s you dad!” •"oH. keep doing what you’re doing it’s great!!!!!!!“ •whenever his kid wants to sleep with him and his s/o it is a definite yes! more cuddles for hoseok! •WHEN ITS WINTER •HE MAKES SURE HIS CHILDREN ARE WARM •THEY LOOK LIKE MARSHMALLOWS •overall happiest parent ever protect him pls

jimin •it’s either a girl or boy he strikes me as a one kid kinda dude •his child would be sO CUTE ND CHUBBY ND PURE •he loves being around them though he’s vvvv clueless when it comes to caring for them •always asks s/o for help bc he needs it •his kid would be a dancer/singer/some kind of artist •he’d love going to their recitals and concerts!!!! •he loves seeing his kid nd s/o together!!!! but not as much and he loves y'all!!!!!!!! •his kid would be around bangtan a lot bc he likes bringing his kid to practice!! •overall squishy dad that’s nervous AF but does really well!

taehyung •THIS IS THE ONE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR •2+ kids bc this man loves! kids! •he loves holding them and hugging them and being around them my heart •he always tell them "i love you”!! •is also embarrassing lolol •he loves having play dates with the other members kids bc he rlly loves kids •if he has a girl he’ll do her hair nd stuff!! •i can only imagine the number of pictures he’ll take of his children •ill give u a hint •ITS A LOT! •he can’t ever yell at his kids, even when they do something REAL BAD •he’ll constantly talk about how his kids did this nd that bc he loves talking about them! •i shall contain myself and stop here i could go on all day •overall the bESTEST :)

jungkook •the most nervous bc he’s the youngest but he’ll handle it well •when his kid (a lil boy) is born he would be shaking and anxious and when he gets to hold his kids he’ll probably explode •he’s read parenting books and asked the boys for advice but nothing’s prepared him for this moment! •he always googles stuff bc he don’t know what a cry means •he’d probably try to match with his kids •BABY TIMBS!! •he’s real competitive •"my kid could totally choke slam ur kid" •"jungkook they’re 2" •has his kids hold onto his finger in public so they don’t get lost! •he really adapted well and he’s doing great with his child!!! •overall golden parent 10/10

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