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[raynewolferune]

DC x DP Prompt: Bruce is bad at emoting but at least ghosts are empathic (too bad bat kids are not)

Was reading Twincognito on AO3 when I stumbled across this gem again:

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" “Danny, Tim. I was just…checking in. Is everything alright?” Curse his inability to make meaningful conversation when it wasn’t a life or death situation.

They glanced at each other and shrugged.

Then Danny hauled himself out of the bed and walked over to Bruce.

Bruce tried not to let too much excitement show on his face. "

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Now I really want to read a story where Bruce adopts Danny post Meta trafficking and is being his usual emotionally constipated self. His kids keep getting mad at him because he's treating their new meta brother who was trafficked poorly (generally being stilted in conversation with him, walking away hurriedly mid-conversation, avoiding Danny when he's feeling really awkward, etc). They think Bruce is discriminating against Danny for being a civilian, meta, dealer's pick, but really it's just Bruce being horribly socially awkward. Danny knows this because of ghost empathy and find the whole thing hilarious. The whole thing comes to a head with the Bat Kids staging an intervention in the Bat Cave.

[mellosdrawings]

So, I'm not all that caught up with canon lore yet, but one thing that annoys me at times is when people blame Rook for his bad new style (it's not even bad. He looks cute, look at him smiling so much he's so baby). Rook has been shown several times to do things on his own volition without even warning Vil (like, you know, changing dorms?!) and you'd expect me to believe he's not the one to have chosen his new style ?

Anyway, leave my man and his bad haircut choices alone. What's the point of having hair that can grow back if you don't have some fun with them while you're still at school ?

[hey-howsitgoin]

So I've had this joke in my head for a couple months (at least), but hadn't found the right spot to make it. Today it is complete.

A hole in my jeans?

Hmm? What's this?

A Patchypus?

REPAIRRY THE PATCHYPUS!!!?!!!

[shwinlsol]

I apparently have an affinity for drawing grizzled old men and their psychopathic exes

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This wine tastes like pigs blood!

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[plainclothesdisaster]

Dp x dc prompt where there’s a new assassin in Gotham. The police aren’t investigating because, well, there’s nothing to investigate. To an outside observer the deaths all look normal and unconnected— a heart attack, a car crash, a fire. But Batman notices the pattern. Carmine Falcone’s enemies are falling off the map one by one. And no one but the victim is ever hurt in any of these “accidents.”

They codename their assassin “Ghost” since they never leave any sign of entry to the crime scene, and never leave any DNA. They take out their targets in impossible situations, among crowds in broad daylight or deep in underground bunkers. Nowhere is safe and the bats do not know how to stop them.

Danny’s being controlled. Blackmail, or perhaps something more magical. Now he’s the most effective weapon Falcone has ever had. The killing is too easy for him— humans are so fragile after all. Figuring out how to escape is harder.

It’s only when Gotham’s caped crusader starts poking around that Danny has hope for a way out. He starts to leave clues at the crime scenes— subtle enough to escape Falcone’s suspicion, but plain to see for the world’s greatest detective.

Now he just has to hope that Batman puts the pieces together before Falcone turns his crosshairs on the Gotham vigilantes themselves.

[fanaticalthings]

Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”

Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm

Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.

Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.

Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.

Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?

Bruce: No murder.

Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-

Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block

Jason:

Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??

Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor

but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."

[ultrainfinitepit]

All the Pride Angels I've made so far. You can find them individually at the links in my About Page.

[contact-guy]

HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES pt 4 (pt 1) (pt 2) (pt 3) (pt 5) (pt 6) (pt 7) featuring one of the top coolest Holmes reveals imo. Readers familiar with the story will notice an altered detail in the first comic…..all will be revealed eventually

(This is part of the Watsons sketchbook series)

[saragrosie]

I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.

Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.

Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)

[bluegiragi]

in action (part 3)

early access + nsfw on patreon

[thezohnersgoabroad]

Big Island Part #4, Sunrise at the summit of Mauna Kea, HI

With this early bird expedition to the Mauna Kea volcano, we were able to catch two birds with one stone! To have perfect vision of the lava flow of the erupting Mauna Loa volcano under the night sky, and to watch a beautiful sunrise at the summit of Mauna Kea, a dormant volcano that marks with an elevation of 4.207 m (13,803 ft) the highest point in the state of Hawaii and the second highest peak of an island on Earth. To get to the summit, you need a 4x4 drive, luckily our little pick-up truck had been a loyal companion, brought us to the top of the volcano and provided us a perfect look-out platform. This trip to Hawaii just become more and more special with every day – and will for sure be remembered as one of the best trips of our life’s!

Please find some additional information if you're planning to visit Mauna Kea for the sunrise:

Follow the Mauna Kea Access Road to Onizuka Center for International Astronomy Visitor Information Station. If you're under 16, pregnant or have poor health, it's recommend that you enjoy the view from here at 2.800 hm (9,200 ft). From that visitor station, it's mandatory to have a 4x4 vehicle with low range (mostly abbreviated with 4WD Lo)! It is extremely necessary for the way down. As in this altitudes, the mechanical brakes will get too hot and your break might not work at all without the low range of your 4x4.

Make sure, that you are breaking with a a) 4x4 Lo activated b) Break with your engine c) and just use the mechanical brake as little as possible

Rangers will open the road 30 minutes before the sunrise. So if you arrive at the visitor center and the road is closed, wait until it will be opened. Also, the ranger will make vehicle checks on the way down and check if your vehicle is a 4x4 (AWD) and check your temperature of your breaks!

With that, please enjoy the sunrise and drive carefully!

Song: Jim Yosef - Samurai [NCS Release] Music provided by NoCopyrightSounds Free Download/Stream:  Watch: http://youtu.be/

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

[a-den-of-demons]

Champion, now Cow (Open RP; Monsters and Faunus-like muses preferred)

Pyrrha had been captured by the White Fang during one of her missions. She had been ambushed, and an aura suppressor put on her as she was paraded in front of a crowd dressed in a cow print bikini and fake horns, a man yelling to them, "Which one of you wants the Invincible slut! Bidding starts at 250k Lien!"

(Have fun with her!)

[traffrogers]

The G-Team from Hotguy Comics Zine Written by @briefle, edited by @terraglows, illustrated by me :D With assistance from @brandyy0moss and @gingermaple

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[irenespring]

Really I think nothing shouts "my first Presidential election as a politically active person was 2016" more than the fact that when I feel hope and excitement for the future (possible President Harris) for more than five minutes I immediately get a crushing, all-consuming anxiety of "feeling this positive emotion now is going to make it so much worse when the worst thing possible happens" to the extent that I'll probably need my break-glass-in-case-of-emergency anxiety medication.