#please humor me!

[justhereforfandomandfriends]

Beloved mutuals,

It’s a rainy afternoon and therefore time to daydream!

In an alternate timeline, my partner did not cash out his Bitcoin in 2012 to pay off his student loans, but kept them. So now we are sitting on 24 million dollars.

So for my birthday in November we’re doing an all expenses paid girls trip with all the mutuals to an agreed upon destination!

Where is it and why? And what’s the itinerary?

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Mid life crisis? Yeah, I'd have a crisis too if my life was mid

[spacebubblehomebase]

"A New Day Will Dawn."

-Said some guy named Luke probably.

Welcome to my #HHStargazersAU! Stay Tuned~♡? -Bubbly💙

[ghouliaxghuleh]

returning from the void to discuss these screenshots of copia posing like he’s being crucified

intentional or not, let’s discuss.

[bitchslapblastoids]

V: Not that I’m broke. Because I know where to come if I’m broke.

D: Thank you for buying merchandise at shop.danielhowell.com so that I can pay for my grandma’s…total body workout.

Hard to overstate how much I adore this whole this (saved the parasocial for the tags)

[jaded-of-mara]

[mossy-paws]

Clementine returns. (PHIGHTING!)

deciding to accumulate all of these into a singular post to make my life easier + so that I can have some more food for you all,,, anyways.

My. My son. Clementine my baby my sweet boy,,, Some of these ARE actually reposts but the first 2 are for sure not :3! (I think at least LMAO), enjoy this :3! I must go back to my hole /silly

(Also a bonus as well )

[shotmrmiller]

Humor me for a second, single dad!simon left bub with you for a night, suddenly you’re hearing moans from next doo- Simon and some other woman. A nasty, pit of envy is building in babysitter’s mind that only deepens when you walk outside to hand Bubba back at the designated time Simon set and run into a very disheveled and visibly sore woman walking out of his apartment.

sickening. hand the baby over and ask for your payment. he's mr. riley now too.

if he wants you to watch his baby, he may ask if you're available. no more dropping her off without letting you know prior. and no, you can't do this saturday because you've got a DATE coming over.

now to scramble and find yourself a man/woman to come over and make you forget whatever delusions you thought you had about that fool next door.

inc. your clutch friends who have a guy ready to fuck you through your mattress by friday 😌 bonus points if it's one of the other guys. omfg they're like yeah totally this guy is a total fucking babe and it's KYLE i'm biting my knuckles mr. single dad is about to say dummy single lmfaoooo

[the-bloody-sadist]

Guys I would like to propose a conversation on why whumpblr has the most wholesome fandom coding and yet every whumpblr introduction post I ever see sounds like this:

“Hiiiii everybody! I’m new here, nice to meet you! I’m a bit shy, but I’ve been around for a while reading whump posts and thought it was finally time to join in! Here are some of my favorite tropes!!!!! ❤️😘🥰💕

LIMB CHOPPING, ANAL FISTING UNTIL PROLAPSE, TOE REMOVAL, REPEATED HEAD TRAUMA AGAINST THE SHARP CORNER OF A WALL, CRITICAL ORGAN ABUSE, FORCED CONSUMPTION OF BROKEN GLASS

If you guys are into that, let me know!! 💕💕💕💕 I follow back!”

You guys sound like the sweetest serial killers in the world

[nyxdimandis]

fanart/sketches for @pennedinblood 's absolutely delightful radiostatic fic, Romantic Homicide. i couldn't resist the urge to draw something for it, it's simply so good, everyone go give it a read

[critter-of-habit]

Hear me out-

[stubblesandwich]

Picture this.

Killian, Emma, and Henry are settling in for a movie night. The DVD starts up, and this warning comes up on the screen:

Killian: ......

Emma: ......

Henry: ......

Killian: you know what ELSE isn't a victimless crime

Emma: oh God, here we go

Killian: feckless, coward kings who can't even amass the scrap of honor it would take to do their own dirty work--

Henry: make it stop

Killian: --and send innocent men to their deaths without so much as a sliver of--

Emma: *jamming the fast forward button on the remote as Killian goes on* It won't let me skip it!

[shelfperson]

iwtv writers room: so our mission statement is ‘memory is a monster’, which is a poignant examination of the lies we tell ourselves to sooth our own guilt or absolve the guilt of others. of what can be lost in translation after decades and centuries, and what truth even means when only one or two deadly immortals are still alive to tell the tale.

y’all’s goofy asses: yah louis lied about his domestic abuse 😘 because my perfect white boy lestat would never 😭 and daniel hallucinated his entire first wife and child 😳 because there’s no way there’s more nuance to this situation 🤪 and why give characters flaws and autonomy when armand the Scary Mind Control man 😈could just say ‘it’s mind control time’ and start mind controlling all over the place 😱

and btw these theories are somehow always about which old man is fucking 👉👈 and not claudia, who’s entire Thing is how she’s robbed of autonomy even in death because of louis’ willful ignorance and armand’s obfuscation 🤷‍♀️

[nothingtoseehd]

[after raven didn’t sign during legacy day]

headmaster grimm: this is gonna ruin the tour

raven: what tour

headmaster grimm: the WORLD tour.

[decolonize-the-everything]

I know there are Gallup polls and CNN and Fox whatever. But Tumblr has a very different demographic.

Also I didn't specify democrats or republicans for a reason. I'm curious as to whether voters on both sides are becoming unsatisfied with third parties. So after the poll can you say which side you lean on in the notes?

[jellyjamheadobb]

Ya’ll this is very important, please read