#please drink water it is good for you

[aesthetic-uni]

Problem: Headache

Solution: Water

Expected outcome: Headache gone

Actual outcome: Headache is growing worse and now I have to pee a lot

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

[swirlsandtwirls]

Hey there, Good Girls!!

Don’t forget:

💧✨Good girls hydrate✨💧

How are you supposed to drip and drool and leak and loll your tongue out if you don’t keep hydrated??

Remember: if your mouth feels dry when you’re letting your tongue hang out of your stupid slutty mouth, you should pause and drink some water

You can stay nice and dum but even dummy heads like you know that they’re supposed to take care of yourself and let your daddy or mommy or master or sir or mistress or anyone who controls you… let them be the one to do the rest.

Good girls take care of themselves so their dominant can pleasurably ruin them.

So be a good girl. And remember:

💧✨Good girls hydrate✨💧

[wassupmygays]

imagine being a fan of The Outsiders, a story about kids destroying each other because of differences the world has wrongly told them are horrible, and deciding to go attack someone because they have a different opinion than you. like that is absolutely crazy amounts of missing the point lmao

anyways thank you for your service ms towel, glad you're okay and pls enjoy 'retirement' <3

[flyin-shark]

Also stay hydrated y’all

[navybrat817]

Work kicked my ass this week, but I got my tier advancement application sent in. Eight pages worth of answers to the questions. I'm wiped, lovelies.

[awakenthebeing]

i had a pretty rough time these holidays. how would piepoe comfort? (im ok dont worry <3)

[kirk-goes-to-gallifrey]

my mum called to tell me my kitty cat has urinary tract infection T-T

I've been missing him so much dear god please don't take my cat while I'm on the other side of the world let me hold him again one more time please please please let him recover until I can get home to see him

[larry-hiatus]

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[recareels]

Clari you’re so right about arranged marriage with Ayato tho 🥹

He takes you as his wife after politely declining so many potential brides for years, and maybe you’re a little unsure as to why exactly he wants you specifically. But he’s so kind and welcoming, insisting that he wants his manor to feel like yours, since this is your home now too; offering to have your rooms moved to ones with a better view or lighting, or schedules adjusted to your liking. Just so polite and….not nearly as pushy as you thought a husband would be.

Kisses your knuckles demurely at your door the first night after your vows, promises then and there that he will not step foot into your rooms unless explicitly invited by you. Deep down he probably recognizes that you had little say in the arrangement, and he’s more than ready to take things at your pace.

But he yearns for your company after you bid him goodnight. He knew upon seeing you that first meeting that you were the one for him. Hopes to gain your affection soon, but refuses to force anything upon you. He is a patient man, and perhaps is a little ashamed at how eager he is to be with you intimately. Your happiness is his, he will be content with that for as long as necessary.

All in good time, he tells himself. He’ll prove himself as a good man first, before showing you how good a husband he can be too.

ANDYYYYYYY oh my gosh i am hollering from the rooftops i am screaming at the clouds this is so CUTE (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

but also,, also,,,, ayato can play the long game. ayato can wait, with an unyielding persistence, when the situation calls for it, when it is beneficial to do so, composed and tolerant even in his tenacity; always gracious, never shameless. ayato can wait when he knows the reward will be worth it, and ayato will bide his time and nurture the relationship, mildly and methodically, carefully and compassionately, in perfectly measured doses, so it grows into exactly what he wants—exactly what he believes is best for you. he will not falter in his quest to demonstrate just how impeccable the two of you are together, even if that means a little manipulation is required—is it really ‘manipulation’ if he’s guiding you toward the truth? is it really all that ‘wrong’ if he’s merely illustrating how perfect he is for you, and you for him, and how beautifully you fit together?

[jmtorres]

in a variant of useless arguments that unfortunately i can't just use the block button on, i am reliving a wtfry from like five years ago because i'm trying to sort through my medical history and figure out if i have any further lurking disasters and i'm currently stuck on

me: i am trying to eat healthier so i want to add more fruits and vegetables to my diet

nutritionist: no don't eat more fruits! that's too much sugar! sugar is bad for you!

like really we're not talking about processed foods or added sugars, this person straight up told me there was too much sugar in raw, fresh fruit

[chiropteracupola]

you know, I sometimes have my little joke to myself that I ought to have been an art major, but given the things that former teachers and profs have said to me in my (fairly limited) experience with real-deal studio art classes, I would not have been cut out for it.

or then again perhaps the problem is that we should not torture our students and say terrible things to them about their work!

[appalachianapologies]

Smoking Room

A MacGyver 2016 Fic in reference to The Collective (2023)

Strike Team Delta is tasked with taking down a trafficking ring from the inside out. They find an unlikely ally with the same goal, only without any resources or gear other than a Swiss Army Knife.

[inkykeiji]

grrrrr miss icky gross virgin incel tomura from like season 1-3ish i do not like the direction he has been taken :(( want my slutty gamer boy back

i get where ur coming from anon (｡>﹏<) as much as i love beefcake shig, my favourite tomura evolution of them all is scrawny, bratty, pathetic, incompetent and entitled NEET tomura sigh :((

[digitalcactusblog]

Top 5 drinks? ☕

i am about to confess. i am a terminal water-drinker SKFJHG i'm not super into sweet things and don't mind the taste of just plain water? so i don't often have any beverages at all, so this list is about to be the most hyper-specific list of beverages known to man 😂

hot water: i would argue this counts as a drink, because most people i know don't drink hot water, i'm just very chinese lol. it's nice! feels less shocking to the system than cold water. i do not like cold water.

taro bubble tea: truly the most bestest of bubble teas. it's purple! it has edible tadpoles! yum. idk unpopular opinion though, every time i get it from a place where they actually serve legitimate taro inside their taro bubble tea, i hate it. i want the artificial stuff that comes in powder form, that is probably like 90% sugar by weight

there's this corn juice that T&T sells that's really good. is also probably 90% sugar by weight. corn!

okay i have to admit that i do like the starbucks coffee cappuccino frappuccino whatever stuff that comes in the sealed glass bottles that you can get. again, definitely mostly sugar and milk by weight (i am not a hardcore coffee person. i'm not even a coffee person really), but they taste really good. i haven't had one in years and i'm not about to break that streak now! but i do remember really liking it.

another asian beverage, there's this pineapple beer stuff that is mostly non-alcoholic (the alcohol % is super low) that is really good. ALSO most DEFINITELY 90% sugar by weight, i swear it tastes kinda like caramel and nothing like pineapple. still good tho!

[dayurno]

darling, have you any kevjeanthea thoughts to spare? i've been going insane since i found out jean was thea's puppy and also their Mailman. i'm in need of your wisdom rn.

<3 (@stabbyfoxandrew)

OF COURSE hello darling aerie i hope you're doing well also you know exactly what you're doing referring to jean as thea's puppy don't you. i think i hauve covid....

as of right now i have two ideas which are not really that distinct but cause me great amusement... first i thought about established pro era kevthea and jean ending up in the same team as them (possibly the olympics?) while being a trainwreck himself and kevthea immediately taking him under their wing :) this is like the standard aftg poly fic scenario and i fall for it all the time because it's so GOOD. i think at first kevin's the one who's kind of laying it heavy on jean because he's worried he might do something stupid but thea is ultimately the one drawing jean by the back of his neck and being like you're acting ridiculous. live with us. and he does... AND THEN OF COURSE the evergreen offer of a threesome, the unbearable tension, the constant mistaking of jean as either kevin's or thea's boyfriend, being so close it gets inappropriate. the perfect culmination i think would be a night where they actually do sleep together and jean wakes up under kevin and thea like what the fuck just happened

AND I DONT THINK THEY EVER TALK ABOUT IT. or like define terms. or even boundaries. but it happens and its there and jean is just casually added to their every activity like hes always been there in the first place :) i think theres something just so fun about a dynamic like that for poly ships sorry sorry sorry. jean thinks he's a single man until it's christmas 2011 and he's having dinner with thea's family

my Other idea was well of course the nest-era moment. i was thinking thea has a the boy is mine moment with jean until she realizes that jean has a crush on her too and she's Very flustered about it because it's definitely not what she expected would happen out of this situation. i don't know if it'd change much about canon but i think itd make the scene where kevin takes thea to see jean in tkm very tense >:3 and you know how she was like should i come back? to kevin i think they could do something similar for jean like. finish usc. get a little better. and then we'll come back for you. and they do :3