#please drink water it is good for you

[aesthetic-uni]

Problem: Headache

Solution: Water

Expected outcome: Headache gone

Actual outcome: Headache is growing worse and now I have to pee a lot

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

[wassupmygays]

imagine being a fan of The Outsiders, a story about kids destroying each other because of differences the world has wrongly told them are horrible, and deciding to go attack someone because they have a different opinion than you. like that is absolutely crazy amounts of missing the point lmao

anyways thank you for your service ms towel, glad you're okay and pls enjoy 'retirement' <3

[flyin-shark]

Also stay hydrated y’all

[navybrat817]

Work kicked my ass this week, but I got my tier advancement application sent in. Eight pages worth of answers to the questions. I'm wiped, lovelies.

[awakenthebeing]

i had a pretty rough time these holidays. how would piepoe comfort? (im ok dont worry <3)

[kirk-goes-to-gallifrey]

my mum called to tell me my kitty cat has urinary tract infection T-T

I've been missing him so much dear god please don't take my cat while I'm on the other side of the world let me hold him again one more time please please please let him recover until I can get home to see him

[innalheid]

Feeling very Ascension by Gorillaz ft Vince Staples at 2:18

[larry-hiatus]

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[recareels]

Clari you’re so right about arranged marriage with Ayato tho 🥹

He takes you as his wife after politely declining so many potential brides for years, and maybe you’re a little unsure as to why exactly he wants you specifically. But he’s so kind and welcoming, insisting that he wants his manor to feel like yours, since this is your home now too; offering to have your rooms moved to ones with a better view or lighting, or schedules adjusted to your liking. Just so polite and….not nearly as pushy as you thought a husband would be.

Kisses your knuckles demurely at your door the first night after your vows, promises then and there that he will not step foot into your rooms unless explicitly invited by you. Deep down he probably recognizes that you had little say in the arrangement, and he’s more than ready to take things at your pace.

But he yearns for your company after you bid him goodnight. He knew upon seeing you that first meeting that you were the one for him. Hopes to gain your affection soon, but refuses to force anything upon you. He is a patient man, and perhaps is a little ashamed at how eager he is to be with you intimately. Your happiness is his, he will be content with that for as long as necessary.

All in good time, he tells himself. He’ll prove himself as a good man first, before showing you how good a husband he can be too.

ANDYYYYYYY oh my gosh i am hollering from the rooftops i am screaming at the clouds this is so CUTE (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

but also,, also,,,, ayato can play the long game. ayato can wait, with an unyielding persistence, when the situation calls for it, when it is beneficial to do so, composed and tolerant even in his tenacity; always gracious, never shameless. ayato can wait when he knows the reward will be worth it, and ayato will bide his time and nurture the relationship, mildly and methodically, carefully and compassionately, in perfectly measured doses, so it grows into exactly what he wants—exactly what he believes is best for you. he will not falter in his quest to demonstrate just how impeccable the two of you are together, even if that means a little manipulation is required—is it really ‘manipulation’ if he’s guiding you toward the truth? is it really all that ‘wrong’ if he’s merely illustrating how perfect he is for you, and you for him, and how beautifully you fit together?

[naamahdarling]

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[jmtorres]

in a variant of useless arguments that unfortunately i can't just use the block button on, i am reliving a wtfry from like five years ago because i'm trying to sort through my medical history and figure out if i have any further lurking disasters and i'm currently stuck on

me: i am trying to eat healthier so i want to add more fruits and vegetables to my diet

nutritionist: no don't eat more fruits! that's too much sugar! sugar is bad for you!

like really we're not talking about processed foods or added sugars, this person straight up told me there was too much sugar in raw, fresh fruit

[chiropteracupola]

you know, I sometimes have my little joke to myself that I ought to have been an art major, but given the things that former teachers and profs have said to me in my (fairly limited) experience with real-deal studio art classes, I would not have been cut out for it.

or then again perhaps the problem is that we should not torture our students and say terrible things to them about their work!

[fated-normal-767]

love my irls to death but sometimes it’s like looking into a mystical pool to see me 2 years ago. and sometimes I think ‘if I could give me from 2 years ago some advice I’d know exactly what to say to him’ and then I give said advice to my irls and they go ‘no im not doing that lmao.’ I am trying to help you here. I am trying to help you skip 2 years of incredibly difficult realisations and recovery. and yet they all continue to refuse any help I offer. Well Fine. not my job I guess.

[appalachianapologies]

Smoking Room

A MacGyver 2016 Fic in reference to The Collective (2023)

Strike Team Delta is tasked with taking down a trafficking ring from the inside out. They find an unlikely ally with the same goal, only without any resources or gear other than a Swiss Army Knife.

[inkykeiji]

grrrrr miss icky gross virgin incel tomura from like season 1-3ish i do not like the direction he has been taken :(( want my slutty gamer boy back

i get where ur coming from anon (｡>﹏<) as much as i love beefcake shig, my favourite tomura evolution of them all is scrawny, bratty, pathetic, incompetent and entitled NEET tomura sigh :((