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Please don’t k1ll me ITS A VISION PLEASE
Herbert west and Patrick bateman live tgther,,,,, even with a lack of basement he makes it work..
#herbert west#patrick bateman#reanimator#american psycho#slasher crackships#crackship#crackships#reanimator fanart#patrick bateman fanart#PLEASE DONT ATTACK ME#edit#edit photo
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Sorry I have to say it but I don’t like talon or sentient gotham fics. I live for a good ol’ Neal Caffrey is [member of batfam] fic tho.
#please dont attack me#batman#gotham#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#bruce wayne#dc robin#white collar x batman#white collar
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Kuai Liang and Hanzo: *hug*
Bi-Han watching from a distance: I quickly became homophobic
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If I made nori do the spooky month dance, do you think that is get over 30 likes?
#murder drones#nori doorman#spooky month#its spooky month#murder drones nori#murder drones art#murder drones uzi#absolute solver#please dont attack me#make this go viral#god help me
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Hello chesed x roland enjouyers. I have a little wholesome(somewhat) doodle for you all. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CHESED X ROLAND WHOLESOME ART IN THIS WORLD!!!!! RAGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM HERE TO CONTRIBUTE.
ps: im not those underage chesed x adult roland (or vice versa) proshippers (ew), im saying this because i was actively talking once in a server and i mentioned "i love roland x chesed" and someone called me a proshipper (that was a terrifying experience)
#chesed lor#roland lor#library of ruina#ship art#please dont attack me#chesed is a madly inlove guy#roland is oblivious as hell#but they're both cute so#chesed enjoyer does it again!#chesed#roland#project moon#lobcorp#im too gay for this#gay overload
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working with random references is so fun 🤌
sly misa misa version:
#death note#lawlight#misa amane#liquify saves me from anatomy#gradient fixes my shitty colours#my friend asked me to draw them married#my other friend is 24/7 on tumblr#we are all supposed to work on a project#please dont attack me
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sibling targcest is not a natural form of attraction.... there is no (canon) homosexual incestuous attraction which indicates to me that it is not really sexual/romantic attraction the targs are feeling towards one another.
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Sirius is a dog. Duh, I know, what's new.
I usually don't share actual written thoughts here but as my extended friend group has become dog owners in the past years, I have larger exposure to dogs and general discussions on various dog breeds and their behavior; I can see now how Sirius really is a dog, which also sums up his fanon and canon characterization too pretty well? Let me explain.
(Also a quick disclaimer; I am not a dog expert by any means, and the below thoughts are solely based on my own experience and a very superficial google search of few dog breeds.)
The main characteristics of typical family dogs like Golden and Labrador Retrievers are a balanced temperament, high social communication skills and cuteness (especially when they are a puppy). They are usually gentle, and approach children, adults, other pets with affection, hence they are often trained to be guides for disabled individuals. They tend to be very friendly, emphasized by their fluffy fur, warm eyes and constantly wagging tails. They can quickly establish a relationship with strangers and usually thrive in company. They are eager to please and adore the extra attention. They are playful and fun, loving, loyal and intelligent (but they need to be trained properly and early on).
Looking up the characteristics of work/guard dogs, such as a Malinois or a German Shepherd, you get the qualities of a police/military dog used for drug detection, tracking explosive materials, pursuing criminals, rescue operations, and various other specialized tasks. These dogs are strong and have a noble appearance (which can look scary even) with almond-shaped eyes that convey a vigilant expression. They are agile, athletic, curious, highly intelligent with a fast learning capacity to top it off. They tend to be inclined towards performing tasks where they are useful, rather than spending time with standard games, and thus require a substantial amount of exercise and constant mental stimulation. They usually succeed in every task given to them, however if they are not trained or occupied well enough, they get bored and can act out. They are courageous, but usually cautious towards strangers, however they are extremely loyal and protective towards the people they love, or are responsible for.
While every dog has their own personality, generally speaking, I believe, the description of family dogs above applies mostly to fanon Sirius (usually doubling down on the hyperactive puppy stereotypes too); and the description of guard dogs applies more to canon Sirius. (Relevant parts bolded.)
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10 likes on this post and i will draw gordon tied up i will try to at least (sfw) (people i will NOT draw anything innapropriate its just for shits and giggles)
#people PLEASE dont murder me for this i have no ideas for drawings#motivate me#hes just so very pretty i cant stop myself from drawing him#gordon freeman#hl#half-life#half life#artists on tumblr#please dont attack me
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God, everybody hating on sweden winning. Saying that it is suspicious that Loreen won when the next year will be the 50th anniversary of ABBA are just sour. Do I belive Finland should have won? Yes. Can I accept that Sweden won? Yes. Am I biased because I'm Swedish? 100%. But will I throw a shitshow because the "wrong" person won? No.
Did Sweden win? Yes. But did Finland make a bigger impact on pop culture in general. 150%. It was a really good year for every country. Let's not fight, everybody was really good.
Did Finland get robbed? Absolutely 💯 %. But is tatto bad? No.
See all of you in Stockholm next year.
Happy Eurovision. I will see you all next year.
Love,
An avid watcher of eurovision.
#eurovision#sweden#eurovision 2023#please dont attack me#i am not sober and a little bit peveed.#everybody was really good this year#and yes Finland was robbed#and yes the jury is so stupid#but forgive me for having some swedish pride#i will be singing CHA CHA CHA#CHA CHA CHA CHA#cha cha cha#for years to come#Loreen
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As a actual people i hate yul more than alec, because he’s obviously a worse person
But as a character i hate alec more than yul because alec isnt even entertaining to watch 70% percent of the time
#im gonna get hate for that but whatever#i hate yul but hes fun to watch#alec isnt even fun hes just. a boring asshole#without fiore he is nothing#disventure camp alec#disventure camp yul#disventure camp#disventure camp all stars#please dont attack me
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my (controversial) cm ships ranking 😝
also not ALL the ships are here bc it was hard to find one with them all 😭
#please dont attack me#i fear for my life#spencer reid#emily prentiss#derek morgan#jennifer jj jareau#aaron hotchner#david rossi#penelope garcia#elle greenaway#tara lewis#luke alvez#criminal minds
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TESSA BULLIES KIDS ON ROBLOX CONFIRMED
#murder drones#murder drones tessa#tessa james elliot#tessa elliot#headcanon#i love murder drones#please dont attack me#roblox#canon
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HELLO LMK NATION
I have come to present to you all: Porty/DJ MK drawings! With ofc a metric fuckton of my own hcs thrown onto him.
(I'ma go ahead and put this disclaimer here: reminder that MK, and his clones by proxy, are over 18!! MK is a delivery boy and from what I know, you literally cannot drive in China unless you're 18 or over! So yeah let me make him a bit silly)
#silly#silly guy#ive made him so different than canon but also not#he is so silly#he is so babygirl#i love him sm#please dont attack me#he's an icon actually#slay boyboss#porty mk#porty clone#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#hiding this in the tags#hes so fine#mreoww
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hi im back
homestuck oc art i made
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i seriously want asagiri to kill off dazai just to see the theories yall make to prove he's still alive
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