#please do not ever be shy about coming into my asks XD

[redbullgirly]

Hi, how are you? I saw your requests are open so can you please write a social media au where charles leclerc is dating a singer similar to Taylor and Travis's relationship and just the internet reactions to it the rest is up to you, thank you 🫶🏻

sabrina carpenter as face claims if you're okay with it

HEART ON TOUR [CL16 smau]

Charles Leclerc x singer!reader

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Summary: Everybody wants to attend Y/N's world tour and that clearly includes the Ferrari star driver, Charles Leclerc. Though when at a concert, he doesn't get the chance to speak with the famous singer and ask her out, and then gets asked about it in an interview, he isn't shy to admit what his intentions were. Maybe that'll bring Y/N's attention to him... and it definitely will bring the fan's attention. Soon enough, rumors about the couple dating start running around.

Warnings: I worked on this for like 8 hours straight so it's very much possible there are some mistakes or spelling errors I didn't even notice after all that time XD.

Author's Note: Here you go Anon, hope you'll like it! I used Sabrina Carpenter as face claim because let's be honest, she has great photos for this type of social media au and is a singer as well. I made this more like a story of how Y/N and Charles started dating and the fans reaction to that and also somehow tried to replicate Taylor's and Travis' way of meeting, some events and timelines, but to match it with Formula 1 world. Thanks for the request and enjoy! :)

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yourusername It's always great to be home, even if you're on a world tour!🇺🇸 Thank you LA for having me, singing in the rain with me and creating special atmosphere I'll remember my whole life!❤️‍🔥 And now Rio de Janeiro is waiting as the next stop of my Heart On Tour!✨🎤

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user1 NO ONE looks that good in the rain except her

arianagrande perfect💋

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user2 the concert was so good y'all don't understand now I can't live without knowing I'll see her sing again 😭💔

user3 MOTHER IS MOTHERING

user4 Real angel right here 🤍

taylorswift Nothing screams girl power more than you honey!❤️‍🔥

yourusername thx sm taylor!!! you're literally my biggest inspo ever, love youu 🥰

user5 I love how they're fighting for the most successful and profitable tour ever but still support each other!

user6 omg stop it this is so sweet🥹

user7 The tabloids that constantly try to pit them against each other should be embarrassed XD

user8 STOOOOP NOT MY TWO PARENTS INTERACTING!!!

user9 taylor swift & y/n y/l/n... the best celebrity duo ever😻

user10 ur literally the people‘s pop princess

charles_leclerc Great concert!😍

user11 ARIANA WHAT R U DOING HERE

user12 lol user11 the fact that Ariana herself is under this post as well 😭

user13 not charles trying to shoot his shot with your queen

user14 Why is my fav f1 driver randomly commenting under Y/N's post?!🤠

user15 waiiittt does this mean he's been at the concert???

user16 omg NO WAYYYY🫢

user17 guys I think he was trying to flirt w her and you kinda ruined it💀

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user17 what the hell-

user18 you left a whole country speechless💗

user19 More like the whole world!!!

spotify WOW 🤩

user20 I wanna be Y/N so baaad

victoriassecret If you ever retire from singing, come and be our angel!💘

user21 so who's here just to first handedly look at charle's sus comment? admit it🤨

user22 meeee

user23 I thought I'm the only one 😭

user24 well when you put it like that user21...

user25 I wish I could repost comments on ig 😃

user26 🫢🫢

user27 Yeah me too guys

user28 honestly i'm not even ashamed🤷‍♀️

user29 Models are lucky you’re not a model

user30 FR

user31 BRASIL IS WAITING FOR YOU 🇧��❤️

user32 i seriously dont get the hype she has 🖕

user33 Then go away lol

user34 I can sense the formula one side of twitter is going to eat this upppp

user35 It's so funny how the crazy fan girls can get hyped over one comment... like be fr yn is a world famous singer ofc charles knows about her and can be her fan 🙄

user36 yeah plus I think she said herself she knows him too and is f1 fan bc she watched it with her dad or smth

user37 OMG they're each other's fans?!🥺 Idgaf about being crazy fan girly if it means we'll get this romance story!!!

user38 UR STYLIST DESERVES A RAISE 'CAUSE DAAAMN😘

user39 maybe i'm broke now but this concert was worth the money

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charles_leclerc Good days off. ❤️

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user1 no way a woman made it to his babygirl filter instagram feed😧

user2 it's not a woman anymore... it's THE woman

user3 Uhmm...who is that girl?? In the second picture??

user4 I have a feeling that it's Y/N Y/L/N 🤭

user4 No way oh my god?!

user5 calm down guys it isn't confirmed or anything😑

carlossainz55 You are giving everybody a headache mate

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user6 you tell him carlito!!!!!

user7 OMG look at who liked his comment😃

user8 WAKE UP NEW PHOTOS OF CHARLES DROPPED 🗣🗣

user9 ehm charlie honey... who is that???🧐

user10 Y/N Y/N Y/N Y/N Y/N Y/N Y/N Y/N Y/N Y/N Y/NNNN

user11 Manifesting in real life lmao

user12 whats hapeningggggg

user13 he isn't single anymore 💔💔

user14 but it's y/n ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

user15 I hope so 😔❤️‍🩹

user16 What a way to start my day

user17 i literally spat out my morning coffee

user18 this is such a random soft launch help😭

user19 You see, I know that blonde hair from somewhere... 😏

user20 DAMN

user21 sorry not sorry but that's clearly y/n in the third pic🤷‍♀️

user22 💯💯💯🥇🏆

scuderiaferrari Let's rock the next Grand Prix!❤️‍🔥

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user23 ADMIN TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW RN

user24 interesting choice of emoji that's associated with y/n and the heart on tour 🥸🥸

user23 SUS

user24 Hard smash

user25 i love that even while soft launching he can't let go of the aesthetic filter he uses for his whole ig💀

joris__trouche lol true

user25 ohhh hi joris😭

user26 Idk who she is and tbh idgaf 'cause she's hooot 🥵😩

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yourusername cruising down the street in my red car, feeling the wind whisper secrets, oh so far. 💄🎸🏎

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user1 i never knew i needed ferrari coded y/n to live till we got her 😩

yourusername me neither babes

user1 oh my god what does that meeaaannn???!!!

user2 pop princess is living the dream so happy for you and all of your success

scuderiaferrari Everybody is a Ferrari fan ❤️

yourusername ofc!!🫡

user3 Yes we are... just pls stop giving us depression

user4 ohhh the caption screams NEW SONG

user5 right?! it's giving ✨lyrics✨

user6 let's pray for a release soon

user7 🙏🙏🙏

charles_leclerc Red suits you ❤️

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user8 omg

yourusername wonder why ❤️

user8 OMG

user9 i dont want to be delusional... but c'mmon they gotta be dating

user10 THIS FEEL LIKE A HISTORICAL MOMENT YALL🤭

user11 ...so we're not talking about how the gp ended (or started) for charles, right?🥲

user12 idk what you're talking about🥲

user13 formation lap? naaaah it didn't happen🥲

user14 um so like you’re actually perfect

spotify you are GLOWING 🤩

user15 mommy- sorry... mommy-sorry... MOTHER

lilymhe my girl crush strikes again

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user16 she's just like us xd

user17 I can't blame you Lily😌

user18 PLS I'M BEGGING YOU TELL US IF UR DATING CHARLES OR NOT

user19 Yall think she's real?😍

user20 congrats on dating our babygirl driver y/n!

user20 (delulu is the solulu if you're wondering)

user21 Does Charles' mom in the likes mean something??🤔

user22 i bet he talks about y/n at home 😏

user23 you two are making me too obsessed with this couple that isn't even couple and their family relationships

user22 isn't couple YET!

user24 That's the thinking I like user22 😂

user25 ICONIC❤️‍🔥

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yourusername secret's out i guess... love u with my whole heart and i'll be forever glad you went to my concert!💝

speaking of music, he's also my muse y'all so be prepared for new album coming soon 😚

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user1 AAGGHAHGDGADGASDHJGAD

user2 only acceptable reaction

user1 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'M MORE EXCITED ABOUT THEM DATING OR Y/N MAKING NEW ALBUM TBH

user2 again, only acceptable reaction

charles_leclerc Proud of you mi amor!😘

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yourusername and i'm proud of you too honey 🥹🫶

user3 they're so sweet I caaaaan't

user4 FINALLY!!!! big congrats to you both

arthur_leclerc How did he even get you to date him?😆

yourusername let's say your big bro can be charming when he wants to... 😌

arthur_leclerc Okay NO NEED for details😅

yourusername xdd

user5 MY ROMAN EMPIRE

user6 everybody's roman empire im afraid😍

user7 how can you both be so damn hot?!

carlossainz55 Does this mean free tickets? 😏

yourusername we'll se about that

landonorris pls y/n

danielricciardo hiiii y/n

alex_albon think of my gf y/n

yourusername okay okay you convinced me

maxverstappen1 I bet it was Alex's comment that convinced you

yourusername ...no need to expose me like that max emilian ☹️

user8 they're the IT couple

user9 Look at how cute Charlie looks in the 5th photo🥰

user10 OMG YEEES

user11 hey am I the only one who's instagram is glitching and not working???

user12 loool Y/N and Charles broke the internet😭

user13 Yeah and they took it too literally 'cause my ig is acting weird as well 💀

user15 look at my fav couple 😻

user16 I hope she'll bring him luck in the next f1 season

scuderiaferrari Everybody is an Y/N fan ❤️

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charles_leclerc 🫡

user17 FACTS!!!

user18 mommy and daddy right there

user19 idgaf about her and Charles THE QUEEN IS WORKING ON MORE SONGS YEEEES

f1 Welcome to the family Y/N! 🫶

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user20 she's the best wag ever 💕

user21 THE MOMENT I WAITED FOR IS HERE

user22 I'm looking at the third photo respectfully 🤭

user23 i love this soft side of Charles omg🥺

user24 righttt? he should post photos like this as well, its better than those professional ones on his profile

user25 Totally agree with this

user26 my jaw dropped but I'm happy about it

user27 idk but charles & y/n definitely won my heart

user28 😍😍

user29 NEW ALBUUUUM

user30 Y/N Y/L/N you'll be forever famous!❤️‍🔥

BONUS

Enchanted Wheels by Y/N Y/L/N (lyrics):

Cruising down the street in my red car,

Feeling the wind whisper secrets, oh so far.

Monaco lights, they dance in the night,

As I search for a love that feels so right.

In this city so bright, I'm lost in the haze,

But I know deep inside, I'll find my soul's maze.

I'm chasing dreams, like chasing the moon,

In this journey, I'll find my love soon.

Enchanted wheels taking me away,

Through the starlit skies, where love will stay.

In the magic of Monaco, my heart takes flight,

Hoping destiny guides me to my soulmate tonight.

Driving through the streets, past midnight's hour,

Looking for heartbeats that give me the power.

In every stranger's eyes, I see fleeting sparks,

But I won't settle for less, only love from the heart.

Monaco's captivating, but love's the real deal,

I won't let go until my heart can finally heal.

The city's alive with endless possibilities,

Somewhere out here, there's a love meant for me.

Enchanted wheels taking me away,

Through the starlit skies, where love will stay.

In the magic of Monaco, my heart takes flight,

Hoping destiny guides me to my soulmate tonight.

I've been searching high and low,

Through the crowds, I hope you'll show.

I believe in fate, destiny's plan,

Perhaps you're just one turn away, my soul's lifeline.

Enchanted wheels taking me away,

Through the starlit skies, where love will stay.

In the magic of Monaco, my heart takes flight,

Hoping destiny guides me to my soulmate tonight.

With every passing mile, my hope grows stronger,

In this journey for love, I won't wait any longer.

Enchanted wheels, lead me to my greatest win,

In Monaco, I'll find my soulmate, love from within.

THE END

Author's Note: Wow, this took m longer than expected (and the worst part was finding that one picture that somehow matches Charles' instagram filter), but I'm really satisfied with the result. Hope you liked this social media au and once again, I'll be grateful for likes, comments, reblogs, follows and every other way of showing your support. Also a little disclaimer: I didn't write the whole song, just a part of it and then helped myself with AI because I'm not really good in songwriting. Though I'm still curious if you liked the bonus, so let me know. Good night! :)

[lostbetweenvampiresandmusic]

Hello, could you write a story about the reader working in a small shop on boardwalk?

Pizzeria, cafeteria, hotdogs stand or something similar.

Dwayne goes there every day to see y/n. The boys are teasing him about it because he's buying stuff he doesn't like just to see y/n.

Y/n is perhaps scared of him because he doesn't talk much and just stares most of the times they see each other. But also has a crush on him, because i think it's obvious why xd.

I'm definitely not low-key in love with this idea? Absolutely not. No. (Hope you like this!💜)

Also, my requests are still open, so feel free to send me an ask :)

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If Laddie hadn't been begging for an ice cream cone, he would have never entered the shop. The Ice Dream was a brand-new store selling all kinds of frozen treats. The outside was painted in a bright yellow pastel colour - that probably looked lovely during the day, but was a rather ugly colour by night - and the inside was also a bright, pastel coloured fever dream. Definitely not a store Dwayne would have thought of entering of his own. But Laddie had asked, and he would do anything to make the kid happy.

"Hi, what can I get -" You stood behind the counter, starting cheerful but slowing down when you saw who entered. You didn't know who it was, but damn- he was hot. "You...?"

"Can I have a strawberry and a chocolate scoop?"

Only now did you notice the kid walking behind the man, who silently nodded. As you made the order, adding a bit of sprinkles after being asked, you noticed that he was staring at you. With a shy smile, you handed the young boy his ice cream before turning to the man. "Can I get you anything?"

He shook his head. "I'm good."

After he paid, he left the store, listening to Laddie exclaim that this was the best ice cream he ever had. Dwayne smiled, but couldn't help but think about the ice cream seller. They were cute, kind - and somehow, no matter what he did, he couldn't get them out of his head. So the next day, he went back to the store, taking Laddie along as an excuse.

"What's your favourite flavour?" Laddie asked you as he looked at the dozens of flavours, ready to be scooped.

"Blueberry," you answered, "but this orange lemon ice cream is also really good."

"Can I have those then?"

You smiled and nodded, once again noticing how the man - whose name you didn't know - was looking at you. Today, he looked kinder and a bit more approachable than the day before, but not by much. He was still rather intimidating. "You sure you don't want anything?" You asked, but he had already paid and left the store. You waved at the boy as he left, seeing the man smile. You sighed - he was really pretty. And scary.

The next day, Marko had picked up on Dwaynes plan of going to the Ice Dream again.

"What, do they sell bloodfavoured ice cream or something?"

"Nah, he just likes the one working there, right?"

"So?" Dwayne looked at Marko and Paul, shrugging. "It's not any of your business."

"It is when you're crushing on them." David piped in, causing Dwayne to sigh. "I don't have a crush. There's just something intriguing about them."

"Sounds like a crush to me."

The others agreed. Dwayne shook his head as he went to the store. This time, Laddie had just given him an order ("Please bring me the bluest and greenest ice cream they have?") while he waited in line for the carousel.

You looked up as the bell above the door rinkled. "Your kid must really love ice cream," you said with a smile as you wiped the counter. "What can I get you tonight?"

Dwayne gave his order, and you quickly made it for him. "That will be two fifty. Or," you shyly smiled, "we can do one fifty and a name?"

"Dwayne." He said, taking the cone, giving you one last, very intense look, and leaving after dropping five dollars on the counter. You hadn't even had the time to give him your name. But, you knew his. Dwayne. You hated to admit it to yourself, but you spent half your day just looking at the door, hoping he'd come in again. Luckily, for you, he did. Just never during the day.

In the days that followed, he showed up practically every night. Sometimes, with Laddie, sometimes without. Every time, he'd buy a cone - and you were certain that he'd never tasted a single bit of ice cream. Either Laddie ate it or some of the other guys he hung out with. So, after a week, you decided to confront him.

"Hey, I've got a question for you," you smiled as he entered the store.

"Hm?"

"Just tell me if I am right or not. I think you don't like ice cream. Am I right?"

"Yes."

"So, why do you come here every night?"

He was quiet for a moment before answering.

"To see you."

[tonberry-yoda]

I would like to request headcanons about Ramattra meeting a human who works in a flower shop. Can be romantic or platonic. Super cheesy I know but it sparks joy xD Thanks!

i just wanted to let you know anon, i love you. this is literally one of the best ideas ever and i had to get right to it when i saw it in my inbox. thank you so so so much! have a wonderful day/night and please stay hydrated! <333

Ramattra Headcanons with a Human S/O who works in a flower shop

Pairing - Ramattra x reader

Warnings - super cheesy lmao

Notes - thank you so much again anon, i absolutely loved doing these headcanons and i really hope you enjoy them! have a super awesome day everyone and please stay hydrated!! <333

we all know mr snobby pants over here doesnt trust a single human

HOWEVER

when zenyatta said that he had to pick a couple more plants for his room and invited ramattra to come with, that's when he met you

at first he kept his distance

but after a while of just some browsing, he watched as you were careful with every single plant and nothing but kind to every omnic who walked in

when zen let him know that it was time to leave, ramattra's eyes were still glued to you and zen just giggled pushing him to talk to you

when he finally got the guts to say something, you ended up talking for a while

he was super standoffish and shy at first, almost as if he was scared that you would attack him any second

he ended up visiting the flower shop more than you thought he would

he would carefully browse and then end up just staying to talk to you

it moved from talking about plants to talking about life

this is gonna be super cheesy, so bear with me lmao: one time, he comes in and puts in an order for a bouquet of flowers. you're building the whole thing in front of him and he's smiling as you're adding more and more flowers. when you finally ask for the name on the order, he says your name. at first you just laugh until he points at them and then points at you. you cant stop blushing for the rest of the day

he lets you put flowers in his wire hair and in between his ribcage to spruce him up a bit

one time he found his staff covered in flowers and couldnt help but smile

he wouldnt tell ANYONE about your interactions

and he would literally BEG you not to tell anyone lmaoooo

he's so in denial about the both of you, but becomes a cuddly teddy bear whenever he's actually around you

he will 100% braid your hair while you're working on some bouquets or something

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@tonberry-yoda

[sadistic-kiss]

it's lore anon again! 🙆🏻‍♀️ Long time since I barged in the chef's kitchen ehehe

I've been wondering about the initial gentle treatment from Raven's first alpha encounter (Toji and Sukuna) after escaping. I recall you wrote the bards to be Megs (Toji's son, duh) and Yuji (as Sukuna's brother) and they were the first to comment that Raven's like, a different person (mostly Yuji from what I remember). I kinda wonder if one of em ever mentioned Raven was lil off to their dad/bro.

Also now that I think about it, how awkward would that be, being bosses around by a complete bitch the whole time and going "damn I hope pa doesn't bang that one". Like you're work involves you knowing your relative is gonna lay one of your clients 💀 love your writing!!

How can you barge into my kitchen when the door was already open for you 😏

So I’ll give you some background to the situation but it will be explained in more details later.

The ball that is following Raven used to watch all of the omegas for a couple of months. The alphas couldn’t decide together in which omega they wanted so they agreed to just go with dove as a last ditch effort. They didn’t really see an omega they truly wanted. That’s where the game comes in. When we play as dove we are trying to get the alphas to love us but dove in a sense is just a blank slate.

Raven was much too bitchy for their liking, only Sukuna liked her but in a way to be challenged if that makes sense. So she had like the lowest votes.

So the ball ended up following dove around until one interaction occurs between reader and Dove- within this one interaction they were able to see something was suspicious because we didn’t follow ravens mean mo. So they got curious of us and had the ball follow us and watched us do completely DIFFERENT things than they had first witnessed. Of course we as the reader/character don’t know the ball even existed but when we figure it out we are like that kind of makes sense because how would you lose and gain love points in the game when your alphas weren’t even around for it?

Needless to say within the span of us being there they watched and found us truly fascinating. Especially since we knew certain things we most certainly should not have known. Nanami was the only one against us because he felt like we were too good to be true and very suspicious of us since our attitude changed out of the blue. So he was for sure expecting us to give it out all when they arrived that is until… WE FUCKING RAN AWAY!

So then they are like wtf????!

So they watch us more. Becoming increasingly more interested in us and falling in love with our choices without us even realizing it. We were kind to people, we were strong, and we were independent and gave zero fucks, but we were also cute and shy about certain things.

And that’s how we got to where we are now ~

We just continue to blow their minds lol.

So…hmmm did I answer your question lol XD

Oh yes Megumi and Yuuji kind of do their own thing, they aren’t as close to Toji and Sukuna like you think. So it wasn’t that weird for them lol. Toji is still kind of a deadbeat in this and Sukuna isn’t the nicest to his brother but he considers it tough love 😂. But Megumi’s and Yuuji just play and enjoy music while traveling together like the cute couple they are ✨

If there’s something I didn’t answer please ask me haha I try my best to answer without spoiling too much 👌

[fabuloustrash05]

My Review of Mutant Mayhem

Warning: SPOILERS

The animation was AMAZING!! From the colors to the facial expressions to the fight choreography, it all looks so good!

It took me a while for me to get used to the Turtles designs and voices but after finally seeing the movie and watching them talk and move, I can say now that I do love them, though I'm still not crazy about Raph's design…

If you know me then you know I'm not too big of a fan of the idea of Splinter not being a human at all, but for this movie it makes sense as to why he was always a rat and never human. Him being a rat from the start and hating humans ties in with the movies message about being accepted and even has a little connection/parallel with the main villain Superfly. I am still kind of upset that Splinter has no connection to Hamato Yoshi (that we know of rn).

Another reason why I don’t like the idea of Splinter never being a human or Hamato Yoshi is because I feel like it takes away the ninja aspect of their story, but the way they explain why they’ve ninjas was actually hilarious. Splinter and the boys learned how to be ninjas through YouTube tutorials, which makes so much sense for this day and age with how many people claim they are experts at something simply because they read or watch something online. 

Leo was my favorite turtle in this movie, I loved his personality/character and how serious but dorky he was. He’s trying so hard, I love his hopeless romantic side, and how he wants to listen to his dad but also have fun with his brothers, so he’s stuck in a tug or war with himself. He was precious and I love him.

Leo having a crush on April actually wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. His crush on her was genuinely sweet and it wasn't shoved down our throats like in other versions *cough* 2012 & Bayverse *cough* I like that he asks her to prom, which I thought was very cute and a nice ending for Leo.

I'm surprised how quickly they killed off Baxter Stockman, but his "son" Superfly was a really cool villain to take his place. Ice Cube did an amazing job! But I’m not full convinced Stockman is dead. There’s no evidence that he’s still alive but knows. Maybe they’ll pull an 03 Stockman and make come back as a robot in the sequel.

The other mutants were also really fun, but I wish they had more screen time. And truth I felt like they added too many Mutants and I felt like a few of them could've been removed from the film but overall they were a fun cast!

Mondo Gecko and Mikey instantly becoming besties was nice. And I loved Bebop and Rocksteady's Bromance.

Mikey twerking was NOT needed in this film.

I like how the "milking" joke actually came full circle when the turtles were kidnapped by Cynthia.

Splinter vs the TCRI soldiers was my second favorite part of the movie, The animation was so well done in the choreography of the fight was amazing and had great detail.

My overall favorite part was the sequence of the Turtles confronting each one of Superfly’s leads. How the scene would sync up and cut back-and-forth to each brother fighting different gang members. The music during the scene was so well done and the animation with how it tied in with each brother was peak cinema. 

April’s little arc of getting over being camera shy was cool and actually helped save the Turtles and NYC. But the April puking joke went on for too long. The fact they showed it longer than I excepted felt wrong.

I’m happy that Splinter got a girlfriend by the end but please don’t ever show us him making out with Scumbug ever again. *flashbacks to 2012 Raph making out with an ant*

My favorite joke was when the Turtles were like “Eventually Superfly will run out of cars to throw at us, right??” *Superfly turns to see he’s right new to a parking garage* LMFAO XD

There was a lot of modern day references and slang in this movie and a lot of people say this movie is gonna be outdated in 5-10 years but I feel that’s gonna be part of the movies charm. We’ll have to see in 5-10 years…

Superfly’s mutant army (Mondo Gecko, Bebop, Rocksteady, Leatherhead etc) got redeemed way too quick. All it took was one heartfelt speech and suddenly they weren’t down to kill all humans. Like they seemed really excited about it during the bowling scene?? Gave me Shrek 3 vibes. I was confident that Mondo Gecko was gonna change but all of them was unexpected but I’m happy regardless by the end that the Turtles have a bigger family.

I loved the sequence of the people of New York helping the Turtles and their mutant friends stop Superfly. I feel we’ve never seen that done before and in truth, New Yorkers ramming their cars into a giant kaiju Superfly IS something New Yorkers would do! XD

The ending I did not expect, the Turtles actually being excepted by all of New York, and actually getting to go to high school. This was so new and fresh, and I absolutely loved it and I can't wait to see more of it in the TV show and the sequel.

Also there’s a mid credit scene.

It starts off very cute with the Turtles doing high school shenanigans: Mikey in joining improv, Donnie with his “people” (lol), Raph joining the wrestling team, Leo and April starting a conspiracy vlog, and finally them at prom, but then it cuts to Cynthia, who it’s revealed she is secretly watching them. She talks to her second in command about wanting to catch the Turtles and get revenge. She then basically says that she “knows a guy” that can help and it cuts to a shot of someone outside the city….

SHREDDER IS COMING

But sadly no Casey…

[obsoleteozymandias]

Hello! I think you are still making matches with Twts, otherwise feel free to ignore this. Plus I'm using the translator. I didn't see that you asked for specific information for this so I based it on what others said (?) I'm older than the first years so it would be strange if I were one of them…I see them as my children xd -Ahem, my pronouns are she / her, but I don't care if they give me male pronouns, I have many friends who give me male nicknames 😔

I'm Aroace, but fictional characters are so… God

As for personality, I am INFP 5w4, I am very strange and I say random phrases just because, even if the environment is very quiet I sing a random song on purpose. I am shy around older people but I have learned to speak fluently, although people still ask me to raise my voice. I am quite affectionate in general, but if they need space I will gladly give it to them.

I'm from Colombia, so if I was on Twts more than once I would say idioms where I come from just to bother.

I have very varied tastes, from rock to electro Swing in terms of music, from horror games to Roblox, I like everything from Gloria Trevi's flamenco to anime op. I think I have three favorite bands for each genre, not to mention vocaloid, but I will always like yanderes visual novel games.

Have you ever met those people who do everything and feel happy even though nothing is enough to satisfy them? That's me, from making bracelets, researching architecture to watercolors and fashion. I am currently studying systems engineering and some English courses, but this is just the beginning muahaha. I think that all my tastes have in common that they are all art in some way (typical of infp wanting to give artistic meaning to everything)

I am quite small, about 1.57 meters tall, with a pear-shaped body with curly hair without being an Afro, I wear glasses and I am very blind.

I don't like dogs… I have a phobia of them, I don't like sleeping less than 4 hours either, bad hair days, how harmful stereotypes are.

I think I'm able to adapt to everything, I don't judge anyone because some of my tastes will probably be related to that… Except that I won't stop being weird, I can follow the rules because I was raised by strict parents and so on, but Stopping being who I am just for the sake of others is a big no. Even though it's hard for me to raise my voice.

I think this will not contribute anything to the match, but I have a younger brother who is a small child, I love him very much even though he is hyperactive, although I do not have a preference between who I would like, I need him to get along with him, which is easy because he is quite sociable but capable of being annoying.

Thanks to my strict parents I don't leave the house anymore, I don't like it, I learned to act and listen when they are close to entering the house, plus they tried to put parental control on me when I was little but I was able to create several accounts and found an obsolete browser, so parental control was useless there.

I probably have some trauma from that plus the fact that when I was little I suffered bullying due to obesity, although currently I no longer have it and I couldn't even be considered someone chubby (outside of my MC Donald chicken thighs 🖐). I think that a few years ago I learned to cope with everything and be better. Sorry if it's too long, you can skip it if you want. Always remember to take care of yourself!

aroace gang member +1

== Twisted Wonderland ==>

I match you up with…

Floyd Leech

Pre-relationship:

You remind Floyd of Riddle, on some level. He sees your obedience for rules and your fears and resistance, and he knows, he just knows, that he’s going to help you unleash yourself. 

It would be a rocky road to friendship at first - Floyd is a difficult personality to get along with. But I think part of his charm is his hedonism, and his desire to do whatever he pleases, regardless of what others say. And he sees that same desire and freedom in you. He sees a kindred spirit in you. 

You two spend a lot of time exploring your hobbies together. He shows you his passion for human clothes and shoes, and invites you to his basketball games. 

He misses several shots because he gets distracted when he hears you calling his name in the stands. He gets all giggly and waves to you, shouting your name, and completely forgetting the game. 

He encrouages you to break free from rules and expectations like he has, whether it’s arbitrary things like a dorm’s curfew, or your past of being bullied - Floyd will be there to pick you up when you fall and carry you across the finish line. 

Most importantly, you two can be weird together. He embraces your weirdness, as he’s often called so himself. He’s not afraid nor put off by you, and your ability to simply be yourself makes him fall that much more for you. 

Confession: 

Floyd knows he’s fallen for you right away, and doesn’t try to hide from it. He’ll bide his time as he plans to confess, teasing you and getting a lot more physcially affectionate than before, just to watch you blush. 

He actually gives up on his whole plan to confess, instead telling you how he feels in the heat of the moment - maybe after a basketball game or when you two are out late at night causing trouble. He refuses to hold himself back from reaching for what he wants - and what he wants is you.

Relationship:

Floyd and you are a couple about campus. Everyone knows who you are, and doesn’t dare to mess with either of you. 

He becomes attached to your hip, too. Even in classes that he isn’t in, he slips in and sits next to you, leaning his head on your shoulder and whispering to you about things he finds silly. 

If you ever make him something, like a bracelet, he’ll be absolutely delighted. He wears it everywhere, and makes sure everyone knows that you made it for him, and that you’re his, and that you’re endlessly talented. 

Expect many nights of you two sleeping over with eachother. Floyd doesn’t want to be away from you for any longer than he has to be, and so most nights he can be found with you, curled up together watching TV or making something, or asleep on eachother. 

It’s painfully cute, and you two were made for one another!

[shmowder]

ag;asdfjag hello so I stumbled across the "specific fetishes they have with no explanation" post you wrote for the BG3 companions. Can I please request something like that for the Patho characters? Anyone you feel like including.

Sorry to keep bringing up your other blog but my goodness, your anons weren't shy on there XD It's amusing to notice the difference in content and asks between these fandoms. @ pathologic enjoyers where is the horniness!!!! /lh

🐿️ anon

Ah yes that classic post, it started because I wanted to give someone a hand kink and the rest followed along. I like the concept of specific fetishes that aren't explained but are accepted as part of the person nonetheless. Imitating organic sexuality where sometimes people are into things for no apparent reason, why do I think knight armour is so hot? I will never know.

I miss it sometimes, how shamelessly direct anons were in the bg3 with their nsfw requests. Talking with someone who knows exactly what they want is always refreshing.

I enjoyed the different concepts and how conversations about sex and fetishes flowed so seamlessly. They clearly enjoyed what I was writing and were mature about it.

While the Pathologic fandom feels more juvenile? Like a repressed adult going to a sex shop for the first time. The nsfw requests are vague and always written timidly, testing the waters, rushed even. As if I'll just suddenly disappear if they're not the first in line.

It could be the fact x reader content is scarce in this fandom while in bg3 they were plentiful. I knew some bg3 blogs that wrote smut pieces that could make the devil blush, genuinely. It was the extreme bdsm and dark smut i have ever seen, and i loved it.

I'm not complaining, I enjoy both fandoms' unique approaches tbh. I simply match the energy that is given to me, reading between the lines and all. If I notice, the requester is timid, shy, and vague about what they want. I'll go with vanilla and soft, slow sex.

Unless someone directly tells me they want to hear about my thoughts when it comes to Oyun's clear humiliation & degradation kink and life/death play, then I simply keep it to myself.

This blog started as a meme blog after all, didn't it? I just wasn't sure I'll even post pathologic x reader tbh. I wanted a throw-away account to talk about the game in because I didn't want to sully my bg3 account with unrelated fandoms even more. There is no need to wear its corpse and parade it through the square, giving my previous readers hope i might come back only to show it was a different fandom wearing its skin.

I kept that in mind, which is why i tage my x reader works with...well ♧x reader. So the people who are here just for the memes can filter it out.

Compare the notes my memes, character study and plot analysis posts get against my x reader pieces. It's clear who the majority is.

BG3 simply had more people interested in x reader, so it paid off in the long run to focus on it. While here I wouldn't have made it out from under the radar if I hadn't posted any memes, would I? No one searches for pathologic x reader on tumblr because the goddamn tag didn't exist before me.

It doesn't help that at least 70% of people who read this genre are lurkers, as it is natural with fanfics in general but especially anything deemed "cringy" or "taboo". Especially in a fandom whos tries to be taken seriously and seems high-brow to onlookers, yk pathologic.

Take the Hysteria fic, for example. I thought it would set the tone for the rest of the account, yk? but all i got afterwards was fluffy requests, so the balance shifted towards a more romantic style.

Right now, I have been getting more requests and nsfw ones, especially, but it was you who helped break that seal and encouraged other anons to come out because of your interactions and sincerity.

I think it was your nsfw Victor and Yulia requests which offically broke the seal and showed lurkers I am willing to fully dive into smut, that no this isn't a mirage and yes they can requests as many dom Daniil stuff as they want. You would be surprised at how popular that man is in my inbox.

Me personally, I would've simmered down or slowly stopped the x reader pieces if someone didn't come along to show interest in my work. I already have the whole world and works in my brain, I can just keep it there for eternity.

The fun in writing requests are the requestors themselves, the lively discussions, the passion, and happiness. The sweet kind words afterwards, waiting to see their reaction to something I've poured my heart and perverted mind into.

I planned on writing many more ship fics for pathologic, but Lingum Vitea was left in the dust so I decided against sharing my ship writing with these people anymore. Petty? yeah, but it is my own writing at the end of the day.

That's why I enjoy posing on tumblr, the interactions, the anons. It truly feels like you're part of a community, which is what fanfics were about before. Hell, it was what all fandoms were about before, remember when artists received anons discussing their vision and inspiration?

Now it's radio silence on AO3, or maybe my style specifically didn't click with them? I don't like multie chaptered works, I get bored of ideas easily and I can tell a whole story in less than 3k words.

Either way.

Be unhinged if you want, or don't. You can do whatever you want for eternity. This is for any person currently reading this and not just you squirrel anon. I don't lose anything by your shyness at the end of the day, but you certainly do.

The chances you might miss on, the opportunities, the self-acceptance and fullfillment. Let those 13 layers of irony melt away, we can be mature again sex and fetishes, we are adults after all, aren't we?

God, I hate the fact I had to tag my sub/dom post with ♧crack just so people take it as a light-hearted "lol im so crazy" moment. And they did, rather than start a genuine discussion about their role placement or how being dom/sub relieves stress and many other things.

I don't actually feel that strongly about any of this, I'm just frustrated about certain life events rn and it's easier to take my emotions out on this trival matter.

I have to go to a funeral today, I saved a draft of your request. I'll write it when I have the energy, I hope you do enjoy my bg3 writing in the meanwhile. And do leave a comment there or something if you do, just because I wrote it in the past doesn't mean I don't care about it anymore. I still check the bg3 blog notes and it is sad how people just like or reblog things without any comments because the author isn't actively posting anymore, it is borderline insulting.

Good thing I don't care about this, right?

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

Hello there! I have just settled into my dorm room. A couple of things though: Firstly, I know I asked too much for one of my requests, so I apologize for that. Secondly, may I please have some Terms of Service AU Snake and Peter? I love your audios, by the way.

aaaa I'm glad you're settled! <3

don't worry about asking too much; if that happens I can usually modify the request :)

and yes, of course! I may have a problem with loving this AU xD

thank you!!! I have a lot of fun with them <3 <3 <3

The A.I.s will always take suggestions when asked to sing, but for Peter and Snake, these are the first songs they sing when asked to do so, with no specified song, for the first time!

sound effects from https://freesfx.co.uk/

transcripts under the cut!

AUDIO START [Peter]

[KUROSHITSUJI app start: ascending bubble tone, chimes, and a cute female voice saying “Kuroshitsuji!”]

“… Ah! There y’ are.”

(scoffs)

“Well, sorry. Is it such a bad thing? I literally got nothin’ beter t’ do than wait f’r y’. Wot do y’ think I do when y’ close the app? Pret’y much jus’ sit ‘ere ‘n’ wait f’r y’ t’ come back. … Oi, wot? Oi, y’ really want me t’… sing? Aaaah…”

(chuckles nervously)

“I dunno. I’m… I’m not as good at that. Not like Wendy. Aaaaaaah…”

(scoffs)

“Alright. Don’t say I didn’t warn y’, if y’r ears start t’ bleed or somethin’.”

(chuckles)

“Okay, okay…”

(singing, “Steal the Show” by Lauv) “Started out on a one-way train always knew where I was gonna go next didn’t know until I saw y’r face I was missin’ out on ev’ry moment y’ be one ‘n’, baby, I’ll be two would y’ mind it if I said I’m int’ y’? I’m int’ y’ so if it’s real darlin’, let me know I wouldn’t mind if y’ steal the show.”

(hums the melody)

“… A-ah! Oi! Don’t look at me like that… I told y’, it ain’t that good. … Uh? Y’ actually liked it?”

(scoffs, sighs)

“Eh, well… no accountin’ f’r taste, I s’pose.”

(laughs)

“… Y’ think so?”

(takes a breath, sighs, chuckles)

“Y’re somethin’ else… y’ know that?”

(chuckles)

END AUDIO (Peter)

START AUDIO (Snake)

[KUROSHITSUJI app start: ascending bubble tone, chimes, and a cute female voice saying “Kuroshitsuji!”]

“‘Oh, there you are!’ Yes, there they are, Emily. We’ve been waiting for them, haven’t we? ‘Oh, you know we have, Snake! Mh… isn’t it just such a pity he’s so shy?’”

(giggles in Emily’s voice)

“E… Emily…”

(giggles and laugh in Emily’s voice)

“‘Well! What a splendid idea! Snake is a wonderful singer. Aren’t you?’ Emily… please… I…”

(sighs softly, takes a breath)

“Well… i-if… if you… really want to hear me, I… I-I, I s… suppose I could…”

(giggles in Emily’s voice)

“‘Oh! Oh… sing that one you were singing the other day.’ A-ah…”

(clears throat)

(singing, “august” by Taylor Swift) “Salt air and the rust on your door I never needed anything more whispers of, ‘Are you sure?’ never have I ever before but I can see us lost in the memory August slipped away into a moment in time ‘cos it was never mine and I can see us twisted in bedsheets August sipped away like a bottle of wine ‘cos you were never mine.”

“… U-uh… m-mmh…”

(giggles in Emily’s voice)

“‘Oh, dear, you’re making the poor boy blush!’”

(giggles in Emily’s voice)

“‘It’s because he was so good, isn’t it? See, Snake?’ M-mh… i-is it.. is it… ah… you’re looking at me like that… because… w-was it… really that good?”

(breathes softly, laughs shakily)

“U-um… th… thank you. ‘Would you like him to sing another?’ E-Emily!!”

END AUDIO [Snake]

[satans-codpiece]

Listen man, your writings feel like early comings of Christmas, I gotta do something in return, however small. Still shy af hence anon ask but hey, better than nothing ;-D

Oooooh, NOICE, looking forward to that prequel, whenever (or if?) it comes out 👀 (also my dumbass forgot to mention last time, Ram being flustered about his own dick in EY was adorable I can't-) YEEEES OH MY GOD EXACTLY- More or less everything he's had to endure all boils down to his specific model, so no wonder he was afraid of accidents... now though? Not like he has much else to loose, 99.9% of R-7000s are already gone and his own reputation is beyond repair anyway so what does the opinion of other people matter? He CAN still hurt reader which sucks by itself but he's willing to put up with his fear and I just, I'm done dude who designed this fucking character-

LMAO I defaulted to hanahaki as I assumed the whole unrequited-but-actually-requited-love thing with maybe a dash of a near death experience is an easy gateway for all the piv you could possibly want... Never mind me then, sounds like you had other plans XD And speaking of.... what do the good people of Tumblr have to do to motivate you to finish those last 4 paragraphs and hand it over? 👀 Don't care it ain't smutty I have a Need. Want another questionable anon link to horny Ram art for the motivation or something? wink wink...

PFFFFFFT Yes please, the more employees openly thirsting after Ramattra the higher the chances of new lore??? Maybe???? PLEASE??? WHEN IS THE NEW SET OF PVE MISSIONS COMING OUT I NEED MORE- ... Okay why are these asks so long, AAAAAAaaaaa- I'm sorry for being distracting >.<

fdsf re: Ramattra's dick, I mean!!! Imagine how absurd it is, you kidnap your ex and in HOPES that they'll love you again you BUILD a sex toy for them??? He's so embarrassed about his own neediness honestly.

Yes exactly! When he was bearing the weight of being a peace-advocating member of the Shambali, accidentally hurting anyone would've been such a nightmare for him. It only matters now in that he doesn't want to hurt you, the repercussions on which Reader has pretty outright stated are none since they understand that accidents happen.

Hahaha, honestly I think the reason I didn't finish it was because someone had proposed the original EY prompt in my askbox and that kind of set off a chain of events that meant EVERYTHING got tabled until EY was finished.

BUT I MEAN OH NOOOOO how could I ever continue working on Ramattra fics without the appropriate horny art???? whatever will I do????? *languishes at my keyboard*

GOD I KNOWWWW I hate so, so much that they've backburnered their actual storyline stuff :( Like, I got into OW because of the cool universe and characters, not because it's a FPS or has active esports, you know? So I've been waiting on story stuff for years and then they just had to go and make the BBEG so fucking hot and then only put out THREE FUCKING MISSIONS FKJDGJDKLSG

Supposedly I know the original timeline said new missions would be out "in 2024" so. hey. brightside, yknow?

And you're not distracting at all!!! I'm a terrible writer who thrives only on external motivation so shit like this keeps me active LMAO

[varikvamp]

NSFW warning~ Sin ahead~

This is Shiro x Chubby Fem MC. I hope you guys enjoy ◇♡ this is a one shot and the others that are coming will be too. All characters from TaS as well @.@ as I've said before this game has taken over my life and become a hyper fixation. That's why there's so many posts about it. Anyway~♡ thank you for reading, and please do stay tuned for more one shots coming your way, of both Sinful delight and pure soft fluff! ◇◇

As a side note, I like to listen to music when I write, helps me focus. As I said last time a certain song came on my Playlist, and about 3 or 4 songs in this one Shake It by Metrostation came on... I had to put it on repeat xD

♡♡♡

Shiro never really thought he would end up this way. Sure, from the very moment he laid eyes on you he thought you were the cutest person he had ever seen. But he never imagined he would fall so hard, you had quite the impact on him and many others. He had also definitely taken note of many of those others having their eyes on you too. Sure it brought a tinge of jealousy to him, his mind going back to the first time an exception appeared because of the two of you. How you bravely kept going, and gave him the strength to move forward... your lips meeting...

It was only then he realized he was daydreaming in class and mentally scolded himself. All of that seemed like it happened so long ago. Luckily class was over though and Shiro gathered his thoughts as he stood only for arms to wrap around him from behind in a soft hug. He had come to expect this from you, but still the feeling of you pressed on him like this brought a flush to his cheeks. You then peeked out from behind him grinning. "Are we still studying tonight?" You asked cheerfully. Sure you took notice of the way Shiro looked at you, how he blushed when you got close. You also noticed how he would start daydreaming sometimes. You found all of it adorable. You would have thought that by now the male would have put it together that you were also interested.

Unfortunately Shiro also seemed to be a little dense sometimes. Staying in his head and being a cutie, getting embarrassed so easily and being shy sometimes. Oh how could you not want to tease him~ his response was a shy smile and a nod, the cute pink on his cheeks only making the gesture all the more sweet. He couldn't find proper words after all, lately something had been growing in his chest. Something he had been fighting off but you made it difficult.

And that something irritated him a little every time it came up. So he suppressed it. But that was getting harder to do..

Especially when you did something like this and then walked off with someone else. Shiro felt his brow twitch as he watched you...

~~~

As you walked down the hall with your things to Shiros room you looked down at yourself. If Shiro wasn't going make the first move then you were. After buying these clothes you hadn't had a chance to wear them, so why not try them out now? A purple turtle neck and jeans paired with boots. It actually embarrassed you but you had on new underwear too. Why? What were you even expecting? Hell if you knew. All you knew was that when Shiro finally got out of his own head he was almost like a different person. You adored all of him, every part, you just wished he would let go more often, cause then he would see that you were actually flirting with him.

With a knock you stood outside his door and the sound of rustling came before the door opened. Of course he had on his uniform and when he finally looked at you, his eyes widened slightly as that pink came over his cheeks again. There was a moment of silence as Shiro took in what he saw. The sleeves were a little long, they covered half your hands, but the turtleneck fit you perfectly, the jeans were hugging your thighs perfectly, he was sure that also... Clearing his throat he let you in. The two of you found it better to study in Shiros room since it was difficult to anywhere else.

He watched as you made your way inside, going to the chair you always sat in and started setting up. And suddenly Shiro wasn't sure of how good an idea this was. But he shook his head and closed the door, walking over to his own seat and getting his things ready too. With that you two started. He helped with things you didn't quite get and if he had trouble with something you returned the favor.

But Shiro couldn't stop looking at you. Stealing glances, his eyes looking over you. Of course you noticed, but you waited. Then, when he was having trouble on a question but refused to ask you for help, you slid your chair over and purposely leaned on him, pushing yourself close. You felt him jump and his body start to tremble, his face going red. But you gave a sly grin and explained the solution to him. Not like he could focus with you so close. He felt his body getting hot, reacting to you.

"Hey? Shiro? Did you get all that?" You asked and he refused to look at you. That feeling was growing in his chest, the feeling of wanting to make you his and only his. His red face only edged you on. But Shiro on the other hand was at a loss. His mind had gone into hyper drive. That was obvious too. He spent several seconds like that until he heard the words,"Screw it." Leave your mouth. Before he could question it your lips were on his own. Surprise was evident, but the way his body shivered and tensed as well as hot... he count deny he wanted to kiss back. But he pulled away, still staying shy and hesitant. "What a-are you.. mff~" you cut him off with another kiss, your hands reaching for the back of his neck. Once they were there they ran down his shoulders, his arms, all the way to his hand that you grabbed and guided to your sides.

He couldn't process what was going on, how could he? All he knew was that feeling was bubbling up quickly. What was it? Something he never thought he was capable of that for sure. Some sort of possessive nature was hidden inside him. And it was clawing its way out slowly.

~♡~♡~♡~

How you two had ended up on the bed was beyond him, you were on Shiros lap, straddling him, those soft thighs feeling amazing pressed on him, that only added with how you were leaning on him, breast pressed on him. Currently his hands were on thick hips, trembling as he kissed you, your tongues moving together bringing shivers and soft moans from him. Your own hands had been busy, his blazer now open, and shirt shamelessly showing his upper body. Your clothes getting Disheveled, the turtleneck riding up and revealing skin. But Shiro was still holding back, his face showing that cute shyness you loved as he hesitated to touch anywhere. Your hands left his hair as you pulled from the kiss and grabbed his hand, leading it up to your breast. "Shiro, your allowed to touch too." He looked at you, red faced like he wasn't sure.

"We don't have to go THAT far, but as far as your comfortable with. I'm not even sure what I'm expecting from this." Your face was red now also, but also serious too. "I didn't even think this would happen honestly... My only plan was to have you finally realize that I've been eyeing you too."

"I... I... Don't know how far I want to go, but is this really OK?" You giggled a little only making him frown at you. "Sorry, yes it's fine. If it wasn't I wouldn't be here." You replied and felt Shiros body shift. His hands moved, the one on your breast still there but shakily started grabbing as other went under your shirt, feeling your back as it arched. The way you shivered at his touch, a sigh leaving your lips. One of your hands moved, the slightly longer sleeve covering most of it as your brought it to your face. You were allowing Shiro to explore where ever he wanted and the sight of you covering your face like that...

Shiro moved in, leaning close as he went to press his lips to your neck, but he was still unsure, he didn't want to hurt you. You could tell he just needed one more push. So you leaned into him, lips grazing his reddened ears. "I want you to~"

Shiro bit his lip, his body answering with a shiver followed by a moan. Then finally his lips landed on your neck, his hand fully groping the clothed breast as his other hand found the back of your head. You could still tell he wasn't sure but he was easing into it. His body relaxing and he started to get bolder. His tongue followed the vein there, Shiro felt you shiver and his eyes narrowed. He had you in his arms, this was feeding that new emotion in him. The hand groping your breast found a perked nipple and teased it, his gaze now on catching your reactions. The other one found its way to your rear end, that action made your body jerk. He pulled you close and that's when you felt the bulge he had. That made your body heat up.

It was only then your saw the look in Shiros eyes, you recognized it, only it was different somehow. It seemed more dangerous... almost possessive in a way.

♡♡♡♡♡♡

Moans could be heard in the room, from both you and Shiro. This ended in a way neither expected. He had you pinned under him, clothes were tossed on the floor. No, you hadn't gone all the way, but it was damn near close. You suggested using your thighs, since neither were ready for THAT. So you were bent over, Shiro moving steadily between your thighs. You felt every move and twitch. Somehow it felt like you were really doing it. But somewhere along the way Shiro reverted back to his usual shy self.. well sort of. The slight roughness and how he held onto you, plus how he now kissed every area he could even leaving small red marks with his teeth. But he still managed to ask if you were OK, or give soft tender touches. It was just the way he looked at you, how he held you and moaned your name. The sounds from your bodies were lewd. Shiros hands were in two places, one on thick hips that complemented his own perfectly when he moved, the other hand helping you stay in position.

Your body was flushed from the heat in the room, Shiro whispering sweet praises into your ear as his hips moved in a more erratic way, his breath becoming uneven. You moved with him, feeling something build up, tension as he seemed to get rougher, his voice sexy as it groaned against your neck. Shiro was in a mess of a state. He had fully accepted this new feeling he had been suppressing and finally listened to you. Now he knew that you were flirting, that you saw him the same way. He was happy. But still, he couldn't believe he was now between your thighs, getting off with you under him. He branded this into his memories. He barely heard you when you said you were close, that your body felt weird. In truth he was too, he felt it building up. With a few more quick movements he came first, the bed now a mess as was your stomach. Your hips were shaking, so close but not there yet. "I'm sorry~" He said gently then nipped at your ear.

You jumped when you felt his hand move between your legs. He remembered a lot from many of his classes, at one point in time he took a health and wellness class. He remembered the female body anatomy and was embarrassed that he recalled all this information. His hand found a certain spot that sent your body quivering as he rubbed it making you moan more. His blush was more then evident as he gulped. His free hand shifted you both a little, him opening your legs a bit. It was still slow, hesitant, him eyeing you to make sure you were OK. With his hand he could feel how wet it was in that area, and he realized he was the cause. He made you like this. Shiro was embarrassed, yes, but he couldn't leave you to finish yourself. So his fingers rubbed you, with in the next few minutes your body shook and tensed up, Shiros hand now soaked. As he looked at you his embarrassment grew. It was you who closed the distance and pulled the male into a shameless kiss.

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The next day went like it normally would. But today you were supposed to hang out with Kengo for a bit. Well, you were going to spar with him. The entire time you felt someone's eyes on you watching you leave the Guild hideout. Looking back you saw Shiro who smiled when you looked at him. And you smiled back with a wink making him blush in that cute nerdy way he usually did. But once you looked away Shiros eyes narrowed a little.

Perhaps you shouldn't have pushed that side of him to the surface....

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Hope you enjoy! Merry Christmas and happy holidays!! ^w^

[newt-and-salamander]

I posted 302 times in 2022

That's 141 more posts than 2021!

66 posts created (22%)

236 posts reblogged (78%)

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I tagged 293 of my posts in 2022

Only 3% of my posts had no tags

#fantastic beasts - 201 posts

#newt scamander - 155 posts

#fbsod - 116 posts

#eddie redmayne - 66 posts

#theseus scamander - 52 posts

#tina goldstein - 43 posts

#newtina - 31 posts

#fbcog - 30 posts

#fbawtft - 30 posts

#fanart - 29 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#but they need to give a lot of answers and being most plot lines to an preliminary ending so they can stop after this film if they need to

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Headcanon:

When his brother was born, it was Theseus who decided that “Newton” was too toplofty a name for such a shy, quiet child. He started calling him “Newt” and somehow this nickname stuck with him when they grew older and Newton didn’t shed this certain awkwardness he had already possessed as a child.

Some things changed, though. It has been a long time since Newt referred to his brother as “Thes”.

127 notes - Posted January 8, 2022

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Newt and Tina travelling together

132 notes - Posted February 6, 2022

#3

Theseus: I'm so worried about Newt.

Tina: Why? Everything is fine!

Theseus: But he might be up to something stupid!

Jacob: ... oh, there you are! Hey, what's wrong? You two look devastated.

Tina: ... we are very worried about Newt.

134 notes - Posted January 14, 2022

#2

Newt, after his return from WW1, talking to his mother: ... and Sylvia has the most beautiful eyes, you should see them, they are sparkeling like diamonds! And she's such a nice girl, actually the friendliest of all of them, and I think she was always happy to see me ...

Theseus, who has overheard that, smirking: Sounds like you should ask her out for dinner, Newt.

Newt: I don't think that would be a great idea.

Theseus: C'mon, don't be shy, you obviously like her a lot and it's time you get yourself a girlfriend!

Newt: ... Sylvia is literally a Ukranian Ironbelly.

Theseus: Please forget everything I just said. Don't take her out for dinner.

Newt: You know, the longer I think about it, the more I like the idea ...

Theseus: The more I think about it, the more I hate it, actually.

Newt: Well, that has never stopped me.

Theseus: Newt, NO. Besides everything else, you are going to lose your job.

Newt: ... this idea is getting better and better. Do you think -

Theseus: NO!!

Newt: ... do you think there's enough room for a small dragon in the Ministry's cafeteria? - Hey, where are you going?

Theseus: Calling a lawyer. And a healer.

Newt: I don't think somebody will get hurt.

Theseus: A mind healer.

190 notes - Posted April 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Just watched SoD, it's almost 4 am and I am happy and overwhelmed. Here are just some first impressions in the order that come to my mind, so massive spoilers below the cut!!

Newt is the sweetest and kindest human being this world has ever known.

Jacob too!

I seriously thought for a few seconds Jacob would become Supreme Mugwump. XD (It would have been really epic though.)

Basically everything Jacob said was hilarious, I just love him so much!!!

Mads Mikkelsen just was so so so so so good! Of course Grindelwald had much more screen time than in the previous films so it was easier, but still he managed to bring a depth and some kind of ... likeability to Grindelwald's character. I liked that very much.

I also appreciate how clear they made that Dumbledore was in love with Grindelwald (Although this can't be called a secret, really. :D)

Albus had no secrets left, it was really about Aberforth?!?! Whew, I mean, I thought it could be coming, but still ...

Also: What's wrong with the Dumbledores? Ariana is an Obscurus, Aberforth's son is an Obscurus ... And how did both brothers manage to make such grave mistakes in only one summer?

I don't feel like after everything that happened in SoD, Aberforth has the right to still be so angry and cold against Albus (as shown in HP).

Newt was really lucky he wasn't killed in his first scene. :0

In general I was surprised by the really lighthearted tone of the film - even in the more dramatic scenes I was never really afraid someone would die.

THIS FILM HAD WIZARDS ON ROOFTOPS, I AM HAPPY.

Newt was so happy and excited so many times, so I am very happy and excited now!!! How cute was it when he met Lally and they were basically both fangirling about each other???

Newt saying "She is" when talking about Tina, omg!!! And them finally meeting again!!! (Damn Lally, bad timing!!!!)

I'm not really content with the explanation they gave for Tina's absence, though. I mean, Theseus is head auror too, and he seems to be able to go and do where/what he wishes.

Can we talk about the wide grin on Theseus face when he witnessed just how much in love Newt was in the end?? Maybe that's even my favourite moment! Him just being so happy for Newt and looking out for him and EVERYONE BEING HAPPY FOR A CHANGE!!!

Ok, maybe my favourite scene was Jacob being happy and closing his eyes so he won't see Queenie before the wedding ceremony and he's GETTING MARRIED TO QUEENIE AAAAHHHHH!!! I must say I had lost hope for the two of them!

Will Newt and Tina kiss offscreen now?!?!?

Dumbledore, whyyyy didn't you go into the bakery? Isn't it actually a bit impolite to just wait around in the street and walk away??

Newt practising his speech as best man *-* I love it how clumsy he was during every situation he was in a kind of leading position.

How did Aberforth and Credence establish the mirror connection???

I'm a bit confused and so, so tired.

How did Aberforth even find out Credence was his son??

Maybe Credence doesn't have to die. We know that Newt can separate an Obscurus from its host, so maybe he can save him?

Wtf they did break the blood pact by ACCIDENT???? NOOOO, I'm not happy with that!!! That's to ... easy and random.

Just for the record, snow is not the usual weather in Berlin (but then there always seems to be snow everywhere in the FB films XD). I rather liked wizarding Germany btw. The architecture and the little details like the signs and the stamps (a cliché that always works because it's funny and also still true I'm afraid).

The scene with Theseus and Newt in prison was a bit random but super funny, so I'll allow it. XD But I'm still disturbed that they just stunned Theseus and dragged him away and everyone was like ... it's alright, we can look for him later. (It's also not very healthy to hang upside down, but Thesues can manage it ... because. Because he's epic and very handsome and I like him very much.)

The brothers finally, finally bonding!!! Not talking, though. But who needs to talk anyway.

Bunty was great! I'm happy that she was not helpless in her love. She's still in love with Newt and he has no clue and she knows it's in vain, but she's not jealous or bitter but makes a deliberate decision to help. She definitely deserves more credit.

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[saltynsassy31]

WAHH ok ok late but here i’ll ask some random more specific questions! DX i’m not very good at coming up with them tho

what’s the relationship between Fishsticks & Hagi in specifics? :7

how did Skipper and his friends form a band again? i think i forgort

how did Emp & Skip realize they liked each other ;3? hehee

what was he like before? like before losing Marcy or getting outta the Octarian army

i’m happy to listen to anything about ur guys so if u feel like saying more please do :3

Oooooh yes! Okay that makes it easier for me to answer XD

Just- gimme a sec cuz it's gonna be LONG hope you don't mind XD

The two's relationship is kinda funny actually lol, it started as a joke as all things does with my fucking ocs lol

Hagi doesn't like Fishsticks, like, at all, and to better understand why I'll talk a little about Fishsticks

He started out as a villain in the story, he is more of an antagonist now? But isn't a full blown villain, but he still does a lot the same as before. He's bad, no doubt about it, his mindset is of that "as long as I am honest about my intentions, it isn't my fault if people decide to take on the offer"

He is honest with his work, he doesn't lie to get people working for him, brutally honest guy

He knows his work isn't good work, but it's honest work, he is a very respected man on his buisness, especially since he is willing to show mercy and care more for his workers than other bosses, which makes him attractive to work with, but just because he treats em better doesn't mean he's always a good boss either, he shows favouritism and isn't shy about it either, he still talks bad about some of them and isn't scared to show his disappointment, he doesn't punish them though, unless they try to conspire against each other or him.

He roped in Skipper in his lowest moment, he had been chasing the boy since they met and took the opportunity he was abandoned and alone to recruit him, he treated him better than his other boss after all, and he doesn't seem to notice that he took a liking to the boy a little more than he bargened for until much later.

Since the two first met, Hagi took a dislike de him, they were married and divorced the first second they met XD

They have this dynamic of annoyed X flirtatious, Fishsticks is head over heals for Hagi and loooooves to annoy him ever chance he gets and Hagi has never hated a man more (that's a lie, he hates Skipper's first boss more), he kinda begrudgingly hangs out with Fishsticks for his son, they do grow fonder over time, but he still doesn't like the work Fishsticks does, but has come around to help his lackies after a rough work day when he is called upon (being a doctor and all and the buisness they do putting them at risk if going to a public hospital)

Fishsticks recruit those in need, taking advantage of their vulnerable state, but Hagi can't deny he's also done good working considering how poor the Splatlands are and many needing work, Fishsticks determination to change the system and all, even through not so... favourable means

He's not good, but he's not bad either

As for Skipper and his friends, well, i think you already know Cherry, her being the first he met since she was working with their old boss way before he joined, she helped him a lot

The other two, El he met after Cherry "died", having been fond of their music, after they suddenly stopped producing music, with Skipper publishing a goodbye song visibly lacking his band mate, he went searching for answers. Now I don't know if he goes to Cherry or Skipper first, but I'm leaning on the idea that he met up with Skipper first, asking for him to start his band again and that he's willing to do Cherry's part, he refuses saying that no one can replace her. Some time later he finds Cherry and tells her she knows where Skipper is and reunites them, at that point he's willing to drop the band idea, but to his surprise they start up again and invite him in

He offers them protection and to help keep their anonymity being a very popular hacker in the underground community

Ame, she is found when they were looking for a drummer, no one auditioned except her, but because she was still a child they refused since they didn't want her getting involved in their work, but she persists and eventually they let her in, especially since she is good on the drums, it's inevitable she gets involved but they do their work to keep her as safe as possible

How they realised they had feelings? Honestly it keeps changing depending on what sad romance song I'm listening to XD

But for the most part, I'm pretty sure it's Skipper who does first, breaking their friendship once it starts getting a little too close after he realised that in his line of work, he'd get hurt, but he still longs for him, noticible in the type of song he writes

He still wishes for Emperor to love him regardless, he's created this version of him in his head that if Emperor knew the type of work he did, found out of what he has done, he'd leave him, he doesn't want to face that reality and leaves before any heartbreak on both ends

But Emperor chases him regardless, especially after finding out how much he truly loved the guy

But I also like the idea that Emepror loved first, and when he found out what Skipper does he is mad and they have a huge fight, making Skipper's worst fear come true and he leaves

After a while Emperor tries to forget him, they cross paths a lot, unknowing to him, and eventually get tangled up together and are forced to help each other out, still feeling bitter, but after a while, they actually talk it out and realise they still love each other, Skipper tries to part ways again once Emperor got hurt, but Emperor keeps chasing him regardless

Idk, I really like enemies to lovers and I've been trying to do that with them but it's a little hard, what I wrote is prone to change a lot, I'll be honest, I wish I had a little help with it but my friend that usually does help me with this stuff knows nothing bout splatoon lore and the manga, so it's a little hard-

And now for how he was like before? Well, he was still a very violent little thing XD he worked hard to be where he is now, my personal interpretation of splatoon is that females are the dominant species (which they are btw! It is stated several times by devs that the girls are stronger lol and even irl, female octo are the dominant ones, idk bout squids tho) as we can see being that there are only female octolings fighting

Of course there are exceptions, as we see with DJ Octavio, but I feel they have to work a lot harder to be in those positions

Which is the case for Skipper, for him to be a seaweed octoling at such a young age, he was basically a prodigy! And he loved it! He loves the adrenaline that comes with working as a soldier, he loves being seen as strong and doesn't like it when it is implied otherwise

Massive ego, but also pretty caring towards those he cares about, he wasn't afraid to show affection or show that he cared (which you can see isn't the case anymore as his old boss made him believe that showing he cared was a weakness, showing he cared for Cherry got her killed after all, and he already had some hesitancy as he had lost people he cared for, he was scared to get close again), he was pretty curious too and loved to learn about people's anatomy thanks to his dad being a doctor, as well as plants and sometimes alchemy, which led to him later be known as the guy with poison

He didn't change all that much besides being weary and depressed and having major PTSD lmao, personality wise, it's still mostly intact, he still likes to look and dress the way he does and still loves music

[mygeekcorner]

No I don’t know how I did it either

@genderfluid-faerie-bf​ tagged me in telling the story of how me and @magnusdidntwantablog​ got together back in the day. Long story short, we met at work.

If you want a longer walk down memory lane here’s some actual bits that happened

How we first met: The very first time we met was in the changing room at my summer job - it was co-ed because 99% of people in our line of work are women so why bother, right? I was halfway through changing into my work clothes and was just pulling off my jeans when he walked in. And like, I’m not shy like that, and if I had been at any other part of the getting-changed-process this would all have been fine. But you know when you’re pulling off your jeans with that little hunched back and your jeans are Just beneath your ass, the pose Nobody looks good in? Yeah. That’s when he walked in. I was mortified and so flustered!

The only thing I could do for the rest of the day was try to repay that feeling, so every chance I got between customers I would pick on him in an effort to feel less like I was below(???) him. Yeah, 24 year old me was super mature and would never resort to pigtail pulling. Promise.

How we first spoke got to know each other: Later in the fall a new store opened and we both started working there. We recognised each other and started talking more and more on our shifts together. I was nicer this time around. Also way more nerdy.

How we got together: Come spring I broke up with my ex and moved back in with my parents for two months while waiting to get a new flat. There was a lot of car sex (but hey we only got the cops called on us once so \o/ ) lol. When I finally got the keys to my new place he pretty much moved in with me - hey it was closer to work for him -, and when I caught the flu he was by my side with cold towels and cups of honeyed tea, we snuck away to London for a weekend and he kept being the sweetest person ever as we held hands through the parks.

Me being an idiot kept telling myself that we were still totally not together though.

After 6 months of me insisting there was totally nothing there besides great sex and conversation he got sick of it and dumped my sorry ass. Good for him though, honestly, if I was his friend and heard about how I was acting I would tell him to leave that bitch 4 months ago lmao.

Thankfully for me he is too nice for his own good, and after a depressed month apart I came crawling back after realising that maybe I did love him after all. 8 years later and I’m still shocked he hasn’t realised he deserves better yet.

Our first date: Our first date once we started hooking up was probably going out for tapas around my birthday, we both agree. It was still very new, I was still very recently single and all we did was talk and maybe some kisses. Neither can remember our first date as a proper couple though. I asked! And all his responses where stuff from those 6 months of me being a dumbass too lol

Like I swear we’ve had date nights as boyfriend and girlfriend, just maybe not that many from the early days?

But yeah, that was the story of how me being mean and dumb somehow managed to not scare away one of the kindest people I know xD

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I’m supposed to pay this forward by tagging people I know are in relationships but I’ll be honest and say that I don’t know lots of peoples social status so... @jacquelinesrumbottle​ @topcatnikki​ @nevergonnafallfor​ @happygomadhatter​ I think you all have someone you’re allowed to annoy(affectionate) on a regular basis and if anyone else wants to tell the story of how they bagged their partner please go ahead and consider this your tag <3

[bastetwastaken]

36 and 63 for the ask game, please! I love your writing a lot! Keep at it!

Hey! Thank you <3 That's very kind of you ^.^

36. How do you write kissing scenes?

I think the main thing I try to do is focus on the feelings of the action rather than the actual action.

Example:

“Yugi.” Atem said his name so softly he couldn’t help but look back at him, his lips parted as a breath left them. Atem was…beyond anything he had ever seen. He wasn’t even sure he had words to express just how beautiful he found him.  Atems eyes moved down to his lips and he felt himself do the same. They were moving closer to each other and he held his breath when he felt Atems warm against his lips.  When Atem kissed him, it was unlike anything he had experienced before. His lips were soft, warm, his movements were so gentle. Although he was not inexperienced, Atem made him feel like this was the first time he’d kissed another.  He briefly wondered if that was because he was kissing a divine being. Atem sighed softly and moved closer to him, a hand came to rest against his cheek and Yugi grasped at it for something to hold onto and keep himself grounded because Atem threatened to overwhelm him.  When he pulled away, it was only to take a quick breath before pressing his lips right back to Atems and moving even closer. The prince's muffled noise of shock sent a shiver down his spine, a shiver which returned when he felt the hand on his cheek slide back into his hair and the other against his waist.  He tilted his head and moved closer, his own hands finding the sides of Atems neck. The masks they both wore made things a little more difficult, the soft metal clashed and made getting even closer more of an issue but they managed.

I try to focus more on the feelings. Although when I'm actually writing a scene it'll be much more simple than this and honestly? Really bad. Sometimes I just have (kiss) halfway down a paragraph to come back to later.

I think about what a character might see, smell, taste in that moment, what would they hear and how would it make them feel? How would they react to being kissed? Or is it them making the first move and are they preoccupied with wondering if their affection will be returned? Just small things which I try to include to make a kiss more "real" and tangible in a way.

The biggest thing I do is I don't try to shy away from what people deem "cliche" or "overused" I don't care if a trope is overused, if I like it, it's in the fic. ^.^

63. Something you hate to see in smut.

Okay, so I'm prefacing this with the fact that this is my personal opinion, it's not a slight on anyone who may write such things or an insult to those writers, you write what you like.

On a high level- Non-con or dub-con, violence or aggression (unless specifically asked for and agreed on by both parties).

On a not quite as high level- A lack of trust, lack of actual intimacy, lack of connection.

Smut is one of those things I find very hard to write and something I don't always like to read either. I identify as Asexual. I'm not repulsed by the idea of sex, it's just not for me. So when I read smut I like it to be more soft and caring and to show a clear connection between the two characters, for it to be a part of something more meaningful? In a way?

That probably really doesn't make much sense, but it made sense in my head xD

---List can be found here if you fancy asking anything ^.^

[havethetouch]

Art Boundaries / FAQ

Figured I write something up quickly as reminder & for anyone previously unaware:

Fanart: ask me first please

Might seem odd, but I have some reservations on surprises out of the blue so I generally like to be asked first, I also have some characters that are more private. Mutuals as in, we follow each other, talk and therefore are familiar with one another do not need to ask cause you folks won't stress me out with that. (or you know, if you have access to the site were I keep all my characters and info stored that's a real good indicator too were you fall on that scale) Characters I submit during Artfight are obviously fair game for all during the duration of Artfight.

Nsfw art: only friends, conversation needed

I have specific boundaries and reservations here so I rather keep nsfw related stuff to people I know well and only after talking about it. And i really mean nsfw art; artistic nudity without bits does not count here, or pinups or something equally tame like nah I'm talking about really sexual stuff. (see and this is why convos are needed to clarify this more)

My sona Tangeris is off limits in general I might draw them like that but I do not want others to do so. Ever. My sona Phoenix has currenty one person that can draw her nsfw, that's it.

Art Trades: yes

If I'm open feel free to hit me up, I don't care about were you are in your artistic journey as long as I see you put effort in your part, that's all I'm asking.

Art Fight: yeah

Feel free to hit me up I always try to revenge and so far made it (almost) always on time. If I don't I will hit you up next year or do runner ups. As with the art trades I don't care which level just about visible effort put in.

Commissions: yes

I do them and buy them. I make announcements when I'm open (though I can always be asked about them) and hunt you down if you are and I have the cash.

Collabs: mutuals

Hit me up if you wanna do one xd

Gifts: u don't ask about those

I just throw them.

Raffles: when announced

Might do those once or twice a year if I have the time and space for it. Free for all to play along who can read rules and adhere to them. Base minimum is that these are for supporters not quick follow unfollow type of people or raffle accounts and yes, I do check these things.

Requests: when announced

I frequently offer opportunities for some free art - mostly if I need to warm up for bigger pieces or if i feel like drawing someone else or I am really into a new type/way of drawing (like my dual tones, or mono metallics) - don't be shy about asking, but only ask me when I offer, not out of the blue I am rather allergic about that.

If I made art for you:

I only upload fully watermarked files and if you wish to repost I expect you to use this web version.

You can have one with only my handprint logo on it though (without the additional wm's like the second name/date watermark & others) for private use, just ask.

I have two upload sizes, twitter and artfol get a smaller res, Tumblr and Furaffinity get the bigger versions - keep that in mind if you wanna save them from there.

Oh and if you loose the files due to hardware problems or whatever you can always ask me again for them I keep my files triple saved so bar higher intervention I should always have a copy at hand and if I still have the original I could always rescan the piece.

I am totally down for sending over orignals, as my art really comes across better irl and many details don't scann well, especially if I use metallics. If you want insured mail (which costs more than regular) I just kindly ask you to take over the costs.

That is all on the top of my head for now I pin this and might add revisions as needed if specific questions or whatever comes up.

[abyssal-werewolf]

*cracks knuckles*

Intro time!

DNI, detailed intro and tagging system under the cut!

Welcome to my blog! I'm not set on a name for myself yet, but Void, Zero or Mimic works for now. I am an almost 21 years old individual with BPD, ADHD, phases of depression and anxiety (due to the BPD) and lots of other crap that comes with those disorders.

Any pronouns work for me, I literally do not care at all - call me 🪨/🪨s/🪨self if you want, call me he, call me she, call me xe. Whatever.

Because of my BPD, I identify as plural and (partially) nonhuman - technically I am psychological otherkin. The in-depth explanation for both is complicated and confusing and doesn't really matter to anyone who doesn't live in my brain, so I won't bother trying to explain it (/lh). My nonhumanity and plurality are purely psychological and caused by BPD - I used to be in spiritual communities but they weren't good for me and to be honest, I never truly believed in all of it. I tried to believe, but deep down it just wasn't for me. I 100% respect and support any spiritual beliefs and religions tho, in my opinion that kind of truth is personal and there isn't just "one true way" or something.

Please do not call me a system or use system-specific terms for me (such as headmate or alter) - I'm not a system, just plural. I actually coined a term for my experience: identityfluid. Please do treat everyone as their own person tho, assuming anyone besides me will ever speak here. Because I'm not a system, lots of things work differently in here than they do in a system, such as communication and switches. I might go in-depth about that one day and try to explain it, maybe. Collectively, we are The Exodus Fleet and I call the others my crewmates.

So who do we have here?

- Void/Zero/Mimic (me): shapeshifting voidcreature and human, any pronouns, the base identity and the "real identity" (this is about my specific experience with my specific symptoms. if you attack me based on my claim of being the "real one" in here, you will immediately be blocked)

- Frank: hellhound, he/him, mostly calm and collected, can be a bit emotionally cold and distant

- Wave: water dragon, they/he, overexcited and happy, very social

- Opportunity/Oppy: Mars rover, she/her, extremely shy and quiet

- NME: AI in a synthetic draconic body, he/it/code, analytical and sarcastic

- Kade: forest elf (maybe with shapeshifting abilities), she/fae, anxious and shy but very friendly

- Ember: mechanical dragon, she/it, has kind of a blank personality? she mirrors others a lot

- Kali: human, she/her, an indicator for being unstable in some way, can be very mean and a real bitch, curses a lot. tries to be nice to people tho, as long as they are nice to her, but you should still interact with caution. can be especially mean and ignorant about anything spiritual.

- Ohan: alien, he/they, curious and friendly but pretty quiet, he mostly just watches people

- Sissix: alien, she/xir, very outgoing and social, loves to meet new people and would die for hugs

- Autumn Trees: horse (?), he/him, he has a Very Specific Vibe but don't ask me what kind of vibe please xD

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- Beast: animalistic monster (some sort of canine I think, no real set form yet), it/its, very fucking angry. basically just a lot of rage, trauma and pain put into a body with sharp teeth. can hold a civil conversations and tries its best, but has a lot (and I mean a LOT) of aggressive potential, also curses even more than Kali. interact with caution please.

- Selkie: ghostly fox with a feral and a humanoid form (think anime-foxgirl), she/her. soft, nice, quiet and peace-loving, I think she actually can't get angry.

- Ghost: undead/ghost doberman, completely white with light grey eyes, she/it. the counterpart to Frank in a way I think. don't know that much about her yet, but she seems to hold a lot of what I call "soft sadness", nostalgia and the feeling of not being real.

Tagging system:

#[name] talks or #[name] speaks - to indicate who made that post. I (Zero) probably won't do this, so unless a tag like that is used, it's very very likely I made that post.

#minors beware, #nsfw mention, #adult topics - may all be used at once or just one at a time, but this indicates that there is talk of nsfw topics but the post itself isn't inherently nsfw. if you are very sensitive to those topics and/or a minor who doesn't want to see mention of anything nsfw at all, I recommend blocking those tags.

#minors don't look, #minors dni, #nsfw - that's explaining itself, right?? and when I say "minors don't look", I MEAN THAT okay?? like yeah I know, I can't stop you in the end but I just wanna make 100% clear that I am not okay with minors looking at nsfw and potentially explicit posts I make and reblog.

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Do not interact, if...

...you demonize anyone based on a disorder/mental illness they have or demonize a disorder/mental illness itself. This is especially - but not only - about cluster-b disorders and things like "narcisstic abuse". Go away with that crap!

...you are a "KFF" (kin for fun). As long as you misuse the terms of my community, you're not welcome here. People who use kin as a verb are on thin ice.

...you bring syscourse on this blog. Go away.

...you belong to the radqueer community. This isn't a safe space for ableists.

...you bring shipping discourse to this blog. I am not and will never be involved in that discourse, it's not relevant on here and I don't want to interact with all that stress.

...you are a pedo-, zoo- or necrophile. Not all people who have those paraphilias are abusive and dangerous, I know, but I still don't feel comfortable around you. Same goes for people who support incest in any way.

...you are bodily or mentally (talking about littles and middles) under 16 years old. I don't feel comfortable with such young people interacting with me or my blog, especially because there might be dark and/or nswf content on here at some point (everything nswf will be tagged as such and I do not condone people under 18 looking at those posts!)

...you spread unecessary hate, homophobia, transphobia, racism, ableism or anything of that kind.

I will also freely block anyone who pisses me off for any reason not listed here.