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My dear Americans,
My mind has been on you for the last couple of days and in that time i have seen your fears, tears and many other things. Everytime my mind lingers on you my heart goes numb and i cannot imagine how you must feel, but I assure you everything will be okay.
You are a strong bunch, hoard whatever it is they want to ban, get your IUDs and and books and whateverthey want to take from you.
I want you guys to remember that every right time will pass, and that you certainly will prevail what ever these monkeys will do, because you have no other choice.
Not when so many before you fought to have what they want to take away and certainly not when people after you will have to fight again. It's valid to be scared, to grief when you know you lost, but get up and continue to stand proud.
As a German or general European I never had much respect of you, ubtil it comes to fightibg for your freedom, you celebrate the 4th of July because you broke free and if I know anything it is that you will fight for this to, because you already do and i can't express how much respect you earned how much people here in Europe think about you guys on the other side of the planet, pray and believe that you will make it out of this disaster. 馃挋
Please endure this hardship,
Support from Germany now and always.
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Real I can confirm, I was there.
Slender: Clean your room!
(Y/N): It's my room.
Slender: IT'S MY HOUSE!
(Y/N): Then go clean it.
Everyone Else:
#creepypasta#creepypasta incorrect quotes#creepypasta x reader#marble hornets x reader#marble hornets#marble hornets incorrect quotes#slenderman x reader#slenderman
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Hobbies the Pastas might have!
Jane: definitely did like sports, Volleyball, ice hockey and football (soccer) as a kid and teen, now she rarely plays one of the reasons she stopped was the accident with Jeff, and the other part is that she is a bit out of form or so she says, most of them lose anyway if they start playing Beach Volleyball.
Nowadays, she does help out Trender, either giving him inspiration or modeling for him as a Hobby, as well as learning other languages. (She speaks like four or five)
Nina:
Nina and Jane were like complete opposites as children, Nina's parents took her to Beauty shows for children, dressing her up and all that, trying desperately to raise a girly girl. She was forced to do Ballet and play the Violin, however now she does Boxing and Taekwondo. She also enjoys Renovating stuff in the Manor, making it her hobby to DIY everything.
Toby:
He never really had hobbies to begin with, but now he enjoys crocheting he has gifted Sally a good deal of self crochet plushies and the rest of the Manor either scarfs or blankets, Slender got A crocheted hat (For his bald ass head).
Please forgive me for leaving out of the blue, it will happen again, especially 'cus I'll turn 18 this year and have to work (safe me). However, I'm trying to work ahead so I can just upload stuff automatically.
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these pictures of slenderman at dashcon will forever be like my favorite thing ever
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And it's fucking loud, he snores so fucking loud. Dad snores.
He is in denial that he snores. Never believing his brothers.
But he does.
I like the idea that slender is a Silent Man.
But he snores, and I think it's the cutest thing ever.
Just imagine how his SO is insecure about their snoring and because Slender is silent they think he doesn't snore, than they wake up in the middle of the night to pee but instead hear snores? coming next from them.
And they try to focus their eyes and just see a little split in Slenders 'supposed to be mouth'
From that on when his SO other wakes up in the middle of the night they watch him, never tellin' him how cute they think he is when he sleeps 馃槏
#im insecure about my snoring#creepypasta headcanon#creepypasta#slenderman#slender brothers#creepy pasta#slenderman headcanon#creepypasta x you#Slenderman my snoring Baby<3
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Ben: OH SHIT THE QUEEN IS DEAD!
Jeff: NO FUCKING WAYY! UR JOKING?!
Ben: NO IM NOT!
[Slender and Helen in the Kitchen]
Helen: Wow... Can't believe I outlived the Queen of England
Slender, reading newspaper: Not my First Queen I outlived
Helen: I-
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Guess who want's to write again? It's me.
#creepypasta#creepypasta x you#creepy pasta#jeffrey woods#jeff the killer x you#zalgo headcanons#zalgo x reader#tobias erin rogers
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I love this. It's amazing
Slenderman chad idk
I was bored so accept yet another low effort post
#slenderman#creepypasta#meme#slenderman meme#creepypasta meme#i mean its not rlly fanart so like idk#is it??#i cant tell#meh
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Yk what amazes me the most? People still like my posts even though I don't really post anything on here. It's just so adorable and motivating to look at.
Thx <3
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Y/n: Okay.. how about you guys apologies on the count of three?
Y/n: one.
Jeff and Toby eyeing each other:
Y/n: two.
Y/n: three.
Toby:...
Jeff:..
Y/n: oh come on!
#creepypasta incorrect quotes#tobias erin rogers#creepypasta#creepypasta x you#creepy pasta#x reader#ticci toby#jeff the killer and ticci toby headcanon#jeff the killer x you#jeffrey woods
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Ngl, that's my favourite incorrect quote that I posted.
Slender: I wake up the pastas from their nap, but every time I do it I'm angry. Just to fuel their Trauma.
Sally: Are you okay?
Slender: No, I'm traumatized and when I can't heal, nobody is allowed to heal!
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Zalgo, Babysitting Sally: Slay Queen!
Sally, playing with him kingdom: I will!
Zalgo, playing the drunk dwarf: SLAY YOUR ENEMIES, QUEEN! KILL 'EM KILL 'EM ALL!
Sally:...
Also Sally, doing a war scream: ROAOAOA!!!!
#zalgo headcanons#creepypasta incorrect quotes#sally williams#zalgo#lord zalgo#creepypasta#creepypasta headcanon#creepy pasta#creepypasta x you
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The random quotes, are very yummy to my eyes, it feeds my already broken humour, lov em keep it up!!
Thank you! Even though I don't write that much anymore.
But it means a lot to me :)
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Ben: I- Jeff: Bitch! You said u want thicc thighs so i got you the thicces chick they had! Ben: I meant chicken, chicken to EAT! NOT SOME RANDOM ASS PERSON! Jeff: THEN WHY WOULD SAY IT LIKE TH- Ben: Cant dip some thicc bitch in ma ranch, idiot
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Slender: Ben, you can't just read these- what are they called...
Ben: Fanfiction?
Slender: Yes! Those.stop reading them, you lose touch to reality
Ben, mumbling: You lost touch to life.
Slender: Pardon me? What did you say
Ben: Nothing...
#creepypasta#ben drowned#slenderman#creepypasta incorrect quotes#guess whos back from the dead#its me lol
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i was trying to find stuff on jeff the killer's lore and background but i cant find it anywhere 馃槶 do you know any posts/videos that explain his story well? i only know like the very basics
Well- there are only the Basics tbh, like everyone got in the early 2015's or so his "life" but like me some do make a twist to it or rewrite it completely. Make your own lore or stick to someones lore or to his Of lore, doesn't matter cus all the Creepypasta fans got basic information about his lore and just finished it or like I said rewritten it.
Sorry for not answering so fast, and sorry for not really helping you out :(
Still have a nice day/night/ or whatever ;)
#creepypasta headcanon#creepypasta#creepypasta x you#creepy pasta#slenderman#ben drowned#slender brothers#creepypasta incorrect quotes#ben x reader#ej creepypasta#jeff the killer x you#jeff the killer#jeffrey woods
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